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I am on my way to the police station ¤ ¤ ¤ Someone stole my weed ! ! ! |
Me:mom why are computer so smart ? ? ¤ ¤ ¤ Mom:because computers listen to their motherboard |
I cried when i realised that Niggas are always broke
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But don't run out of weed |
Igbo girls like dating Igbo guys . . . . . . . . Just to avoid speaking english =D |
My girlfriend forgot her phone without password in the house . . . . .
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I have been fainting since morning! |
I am really Ashamed to say this ¤ ¤ ¤ The only long lasting product that China has ever produced is the Corona Virus(Covid-19) |
Mad |
BOOM |
The next time nepa come to our house to cut their bleeping light . . . they should just prepare to bring bed/foam . . . if not them go collect |
Today i told my shadow to stop following me anywhere i go I told it to go outside Nigeria and hustle we can't come and be suffering together in this country......!. |
When your Crush call you "Big Head" U will be *smiling and laughing* anyhow but When your Mom Calls u "Big Head" you will become *Furious* lemme Tell You You are A "BASTARD" |
Watching vampire movies at Night can be very sweet Until nepa take light and front door open...... |
Stop calling other people's Girlfriend " Slay Queens " Just tell your Girlfriend to bath properly....... |
If 5ant+5ant=Tenant ¤ ¤ ¤ And 5q+5q=Thank you ¤ ¤ ¤ Then 2q+2q=.......? ¤ ¤ ¤ Do The Maths Yourself |
Bad AnyhowACCOLADE |
Adella llloac killian lillan |
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Fine Essay |
lopezenzo |
BEEF ISSRUTTT |
V*g*na Owning people are Trying To Stop Their Blasphemy ¤ ¤ ¤ We Now Have V*g*na Lovers People Coming Up With Their Own Blasphemy ¤ ¤ ¤ This Is SAD |
1 . Tales Of Old Babylon ¤ ¤ ¤ 2 . Rich Dad Poor Dad By Robert Kiyosaki |
LikeAking:¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Very Soon It Would Be Issue Of Male Student Raping Female Teachers |
Fear Those People Wearing Skirt . They Will Be Commiting Blasphemy Anyhow.Its Too Bad!! |
I Have Read The book. It Was Very Useful . In The Book He Said That What He Doesn't Know Lose Money And What He Knows Gains Him Money. Because According To Him Those Things That He Doesn't Know Are The Thing That He Never Learnt About And Those Things That He Knows That Earn Him Money Are Those Things That He Learnt Even Though A Little From Them. In That Book He Said He Wanted To Stop School Which His Rich Dad Told Him To Continue Due To Some Reasons. Assets And Liability,He Classified His Home As Liability Because It Doesnt Brings Him Money And He Classified His Company As His Asset Because It Brings Him Money. He Retired At A Early Age. |
I cried the day that one American Girl with her Dad saw me in a supermarket buying something then she pointed to me and said " " Dad please help me buy that Monkey " " |
I Am Done Watching Nigeria Movie .*.*.*.*.*.*.* How Can A Ghost Be Vomiting ! ! |
Witchcraft Is When You Want To Give Your Mom 'Money' And You Brought Out . Even Fainting Will Not Save You!! |
Teacher : What is the full meaning of 'AIDS'? *¤*¤*¤ Pupil : Arsenal Is Dying Slowly ! |