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My wife left a note on the fridge which said

"this isn't working!".

I am not sure what she's talking about.

I open the fridge and its working fine.

MUCH TWIST





My grandfather last words to me before he died :


"Are you still holding the ladder? "

I guess the question to you is, "Has the devil been successful in his schemes?"


You be the judge!!!

The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing believers everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there; having little time for their God and families therefore, having no time to tell others about the power of God to change lives.

"And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip, misunderstanding and small talk so that they leave the fellowship with troubled consciences. Crowd their lives with so many good causes that they have no time to seek power from God. Soon, they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause. It will work! It will work!! It will work!!!

Keep skinny, beautiful half-naked models on the magazines and TV, so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what is important and they will become dissatisfied with their wives. Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night; and give them headache too. So if they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere. That will fragment their families quickly!"


Keep them busy, busy, busy...!!!"

Fill their coffee tables not with the Holy Scriptures but with magazines and newspapers. Pound their minds with the 'News 24 a day'. Invade their driving moment with billboards. Flood their mailboxes with junk mails, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes and with every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes."

"Keep them from spending time with their children , and as their families fragment, soon their homes will offer no pressure of work".


"Over-stimulate their mind so that they cannot hear that still small voice of the Holy Spirit. Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive; to keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their homes. See to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non-Godly music constantly. This will jam their minds and break that union with God".

"Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds",
he answered


"tempt them to spend, spend, spend and borrow, borrow, borrow..."

"Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husband to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day so that they can afford their empty lifestyles.

"This is what i want you to do" , said the devil


"Distract them from gaining hold of their God and Saviour and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day"


"How shall we do this?"his demons shouted

"So let them go to their places of worship , let them pray to God

But steal their time so that they will not have time to develop a personal relationship with God Almighty and their Lord and Saviour."

SATANS MEETING : (read even if you're very busy)


satan called for a worldwide convention of demons and in his opening address, he said:


"We can't keep the believers from going to their various places of worship , we can't keep them from reading the 'Word of God' and knowing the truth , we can't even keep them from forming a 'Intimate relationship with God' for once they gain that connection with their saviour , our power over them is broken .

Busy Means :
Being
Under
Satan's
Yolk ?

After breaking with her boyfriend she said
'All men are goat'
I then asked her '"have you given your father grass to eat this morning"'
she slapped me!.

So we all come from Heaven to
fight to go back to Heaven
I don't understand again oooo

My elder sister was kissing a soldier
I told her boyfriend but he doesn't seem concerned because he said love is blind

Some girls will be bragging that 'what a man can do a woman can do better' Sister can you wear an underwear for 1 month?

At School Today
TEACHER : which city in Nigeria doesn't sleep
JOHN : New York
TEACHER : Wrong
ME : Lagos
TEACHER : Correct , come and take sweet.

She Posted :
"A Boyfriend that cannot slap a Soldier for his Girlfriend
is that one a Boyfriend?"
I said :
A 'wise and caring boyfriend'
She Then Snub me!

Teacher : What's hotter than the sun?
Me : Your daughter

O.M.G

My Favourite Saying :
Give a man a match he will be WARM for a few hours.
Burn him with fire , He will be WARM for the rest of his life.

I visited my friend in his new apartment. He told me to make myself at home so i threw him out. I hate having Visitors

One Day i asked my Phone 'why am i still single' It then Activate the Front Camera

The Fear of Dick is the Beginning Of Lesbianism

Uncle: : :98 +77=175
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Me: : :98+2=100+75=100