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handie:
You just snapped someone's neck on my thread? Dude, you're in trouble. *picks out my phone and calls my guy Mr. Shekau.* the following convo ensues:
Me: Shekau, how far na?
Shekau: Boss, I dey o. How Hameenat94, Mariamferanmi, labaski, iphie17 and tescoleps?
Me: They are all fine. mallam, I have a problem I want you to help me solve o
Shekau: Mallam, what's it? Just say the word and it'll be done. Is hameenat94 and labaski making things hard for you? I can always bring you some fresh virgin girls o.
Me: Shekau my real guy, it's not the ladies jor. It's Smallpenis, Onemansquad, and marioking that have turned our cinema to a war zone o. I want you to call Abu Omar al-Shishani and enquire whether he needs fighters for the cause
Shekau: He even discussed this issue with me today o. He said he needs some more fighters.
Me: Good! Send some boys to come and bundle those 3 fellows to Syria and tell him that I want the 3 of them in the front.
Shekau: Nagode baba. I'll tell him that

D9ty7:
I want to call on the following people to do something to at least stop derailing the thread for the sake of new readers. I was suprised to see the whole of page45 filled with chat and no single update, same with 46.
Bluestarry
Onemansquad
Tecno4life
Emmykul4love
Fatalveli
Adeh39
Adewealth027.
You guys should please stop derailing this thread. Better still you can create a chat thread where you can talk at length.
Thanks.
Update resumes tomorrow morning. But while we wait lets meet in the Thomas family house.

KingzPen:
Lmaooooo... Do you really wanna know?

Ok, the hint is Dede don enter one-chance... Ireti would call Salewa to fix him...

Satisfied?

Bluestarry:
*fatalveli knocks me i pretend to faint as he kicks emmykul4love i stand up and release a bullet into the air and fatalveli falls down and surrender. I remove my walkie talkie and calls tecno4life to come and arrest fatalvelii pick up emmykul4lofe and goes out*see eh na me FG suppose send make im go fight boko haram

Bluestarry:
*onemansquad dosent know that am a mtn customer care agent . Terminate his call*you think you are smart?

Bluestarry:
*comes in angrily kicks the gun from his hand, performs a kungfu style on him and he surrender and orders him*
now get a packet of cigar and bread

Emmykul4love:
am ok dear...............onemansquad,as your name implies,you are alone in this game coz am gonna blow off your head with my ak-47 if you dot put dat your damn gun into your pocket now.....................waiter pls i need two chicken lap for my babe adeh with chilled orijin then give alomo with fish pepper soup.....

Fatalveli:
#Silently walks in without griiting anybody.... Btw, where is onemansquad and smallpenis

tecno4life:
Na real craze
Any Yaba Left official here u have a new convict

Fatalveli:
#Silently walks in without griiting anybody.... Btw, where is onemansquad and smallpenis

tecno4life:
U dey craze

tecno4life:
*swallows spit* shark head u wan kill pesin, dem tell u say I no be human being SHARK HEAD


* comes in with tray*

here's a bottle of Barolo with shark head BBQ and free pepper soup.


Any more orders d free sales ends by 11:59pm so order naw while stocks last

signed:
Tecno4life
official waiter/store attendant of the all in a circle theater/cinema. Thank you.

tecno4life:
Yes there is what will u like *I know say alomo na first *


GUYs cause of the b'day celebrations foods will b free 2day


If u sabi chop fried python head cum naw wey e dey free ooh

SMALLPENIS:
I may not be around by 5, am currently on a journey, but you,emzypaz and the rest of the squad should take care of things. Thanks.

Fareedha:
yeah thr is o.today is even my bday