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Education / Re: 2011/2012 Nov/dec Nabteb Result by onikunkewu(m): 11:26am On Mar 23, 2012
Check Tribune Newspaper Friday 23rd march 2012 for details.
Education / Re: 2011/2012 Nov/dec Nabteb Result by onikunkewu(m): 11:22am On Mar 23, 2012
NABTEB RELEASES Nov/Dec 2011 RESULTS.

Written by Uchechukwu Olisah, Benin City
Friday, 23 March 2012
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The National Business and Technical Examinations Board (NABTEB) has announced the release of the results of its November/December 2011 examinations.

The results were in respect of the National Business Certificate (NBC)/Advanced National Business Certificate (ANBC) and National Technical Certificate (NTC)/Advanced National Technical Certificate (ANTC) examinations.

Registrar/Chief Executive of NABTEB, Dr Olatunde Aworanti, who made this known at the board’s headquarters on Thursday in Benin City, said a total of 147,100 candidates comprising 136,550 NBC/NTC and 10,550 ANBC/ANTC candidates sat for the examinations.

He said a total of 31,993 craftsmen made up of 29,934 and 2,059 ordinary and advanced level candidates were certified in this series of the board’s examinations which included National Vocational Certificate (NVC) and Modular Trade Certificate (MTC).

According to Aworanti, 48,155 candidates scored five credits and above including English Language and Mathematics, representing 35.27 per cent in the NBC/NTC examinations while 88,070 candidates had five credits and above with or without English Language and Mathematics, representing 64.5 per cent of those examined.
Jobs/Vacancies / Nafdac Has Shortlisted The Names Of Sucessful Candidates For The October Text by onikunkewu(m): 4:24pm On Apr 13, 2009
Hello my friends in the house, nafdac has just shortlisted the names of sucessful candidates for the aptitude test writen in october last year. Log on to  www.nafdac.gov.ng
to search for ur name and date of interview. Do that as fast as possible, the interview dates are very close (16th, 17th, 18th of April 2009). Though the site is not easy going but keep trying ok.
Jobs/Vacancies / Nafdac Apptitude Text by onikunkewu(m): 12:21pm On Apr 08, 2009
Nairalanders, is there any info about the Nafdac text writen some months ago? i am tired of waiting.
Health / Re: I'm Dating A Girl 4 A Longtime Recently I Notice Dat Milk Is Coming Out Of Her Breast,i'm Confuse I by onikunkewu(m): 8:32am On Feb 26, 2009
kudos to all that contributed medically for helping this young man out . Thanks for being there. more grease to your elbows.

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Health / Re: I'm Dating A Girl 4 A Longtime Recently I Notice Dat Milk Is Coming Out Of Her Breast,i'm Confuse I by onikunkewu(m): 8:31am On Feb 26, 2009
kudos to all that contributed medically for helping this young man out . Thanks for being there. more grease to your elbows.

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Health / Body Itching After Bath by onikunkewu(m): 12:52pm On Feb 25, 2009
Doctors in the house, what are the causes of body itching after bath?. Please i need quick soluton.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Any Info From Nafdac? by onikunkewu(m): 9:31am On Feb 11, 2009
HELLO FRIENDS, IS THERE ANY INFO. FROM NAFDAC?
Investment / Daar Communication Share Certificate by onikunkewu(m): 9:35am On Jun 30, 2008
Members please whats up with DAAR COMMUNICATION SHARES  i bought some units of the shares and  i have not goten my shares certificate.
can somebody brief me with the latest.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aviation Test by onikunkewu(m): 11:35am On Apr 02, 2008
Hello guys, the time for the test is 10am not 12pm. and u must be there at least an hour before the time for accreditation. i was invited too. please somebody tell us the test format. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Please Help Me Out by onikunkewu(m): 12:35pm On Apr 01, 2008
Hello friends, i am invited for an apptitude text in an Aviation company. please what kind of questions do they normally set. kindly help me out. Thanks for been there.
Health / Re: "narun" Is Killing My Skin Pls What's The Cure To It? by onikunkewu(m): 6:30pm On Feb 19, 2007
Mandi thank you for the elaboration. more grease to your elbows.
Health / Re: "narun" Is Killing My Skin Pls What's The Cure To It? by onikunkewu(m): 12:27pm On Feb 17, 2007
Hello friends, why beating about the bush, the English name for "NANRUN" is called "NATLE RASH". Although it is in the blood but excessive consumption of fats and oily foods increases its effects on human body.
solution to the affected body, is by consulting the experts in the field of traditional medicine
and abstinence from too much fats and oily foods
You can also apply an ointment called Hydrocortison, but try consult a physician prior to the application if it is actually good for your body texture. Best of luck.

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Health / Re: Be Extra Careful With The Use Of Toilets by onikunkewu(m): 9:33am On Feb 09, 2007
@Naijacutee, we just have to be careful my dear, becouse in any rumour there is always element of truth. Stay blessed.
Health / Be Extra Careful With The Use Of Toilets by onikunkewu(m): 7:49pm On Feb 08, 2007
Dear Nairalanders, Just to bring to your notice that,

Telamonia dimidiata is a recent discovery. I received this message today and I think it is important you read it.


Three women in North Florida turned up at hospitals over a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms. Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse, paralysis, and finally, death. There were no outward signs of trauma. Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other, and seemed to have nothing in
common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the same restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The health department descended on the restaurant, shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.


The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms, She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check. She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom. That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom, and lifted the toilet seat.


Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color. This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark, damp climates,and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere,


Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia, changing planes in Singapore, before returning home. He did not visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did, as did all of the other victims, have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock.


Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India. The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an immediate Inspection of the toilets of all flights from India, and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes! It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere.


So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders.It can save your life! And please pass this on to everyone you care about. Tell them the spider could be anywhere!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Career Opportunities With Bank Phb by onikunkewu(m): 8:45pm On Feb 05, 2007
Thank you for that information, more grease to your elbows.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 9:04pm On Jan 22, 2007
LABBAIKA LAHUMMA LABBAIKA, LABBAIKA LASHARIKA LAKA LABBAIKA, INNA -L-HAMDA WA NIIMATA LAKA WALMULK,LAASHARIKA LAK.
   

BELLOTI, MUKINA, OLABOWALE AND OTHER MUSLIM IN THE HOUSE, I SAY ASSALAMU ALAIKUM WARAMATULLAHI WABARAKATUHU.

    Davidylan, TayoD, Havilla, Mr. Pataki and other enemies  of Islam am back to Nigeria, MAY THE PEACE AND BLESSINGS OF ALMIGHTY GOD BE WITH YOU ALL, MAY HE FORGIVE YOUR SINS AND GUIDE YOU TO THE RIGHT PATH (ISLAM)
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 12:27pm On Dec 21, 2006
Lest i forget, those who proove to be sturbbon like TayoD,Havila,Davidylan,Mrpataki and a host of others,at the long run normally convert to Islam. you guys should forge ahead,by the special grace of God i will convert you to islam through this forum. We have converted people like you in portharcourt, Lagos, Ibadan and  one local government in Markurdi.Go and see how these people propagate Islam now, irrespective of  their tribes, occupations, marital status and gender.
     TONIGHT am travelling to MECCA FOR HAJJ, please get ready TO BE CONVERTED when i return home,try get your praying mats and kettles set for ablution. I will not hesitate providing you guys some praying clothes and copy of Quran each. GOOD BYE,SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 11:15am On Dec 21, 2006
Quote from TayoD

Is that the best you can offer to explain your lack of ability to spell "Hebrew"?  Even my 8 year old niece will spell that word correctly and you claim you are a lecturer? 

Na wa o.  No thanks to the internet, a Primary 2 school drop-out is now arrogating unto himself the sole honour of being a Lecturer. Dream on onikunkewu, dream on.

Since you refer to yourself as a scholar? Can you please answer this question that your fellow muslims have been unable to answer so far? Will you consider the koranic verse in 5:32 that says: [color=#000099]"And for this reason, we ordained for the children of Israel that whoever has killed a single human without just cause, it is as if he has killed the entire humankind."
which was lifted from the Jewish oral tradition (Babylonian Talmud, Tractate Sanhedrin, 37a.) as plagiarism? How many more of such intellectual copyright violation can be found in the Koran? Don't you consider it deceitful to copy a source without referencing it while making us to believe that one Angel jibril revealed it to you? Answers please.[color=#990000]And when you claim there is one one koran as against the Bible, please tell us which koran it is you are talking about. Is it the Qu'ran compliled by Abu Bakr or the one compiled by Uthman.  Better still, could it be the versions that Uthman gathered together and burned because they differ significantly from the ones he had?  Please tell us which one was really from Muhammad.    This same question have I asked from your fellows without any answers. I guess you will also side-step the questions with more 'igbe' of "You are not serious ok"
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@TayoD, Havila, Davidylan.
   
1.   I strongly believe that perfectoin belongs to God Almighty,If atall i misspell "Hebrew" as "Ibru" i think your mental faculty should tell you am referring to "Hebrew scripture" if atall you are elites as you claim.
     
      2."And for this reason, we ordained for the children of Israel that whoever has killed a single human without just cause, it is as if he has killed the entire humankind."  which was lifted from the Jewish oral tradition (Babylonian Talmud, Tractate Sanhedrin, 37a.) as plagiarism?"
       If not for your stuppidity, don't you know that JESUS succeded a prophet, while MUHAMMED succeded  JESUS, right from the unset one prophet succeds another.To cut it short Quran is the continuation of Torah (the Bible), and other previous revelations for the then prophets. mind you not the fabricated ones you hypocrites use nowadays,so don't be amazed if you see quotations from other scriptures in the Quran.It is not plagiarism as you think becouse there are many more of that.
       
          3.The Quran is one all over the world. you are taking of the ones compilled by Abubakar and uthman. During the lifetime of Muhammed all the revelations were written on rocks and animal skin, after his departure the companions started using papyrus and clay tab to compile the Quran in the stead of the old rocks and animal skin. Take your time to see copies of these compilations if atall they differ unlike your bible with contradictions here and there.Following the invention of papers,it is used to replace the papry and clay tabs.
  Go to Alexandra library in egypt, you will get copies of these quran still in their papyrus and clay tab form then compare with any Quran in your vicinity.
       Please tell me if have left any of your questions unanswered.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 8:39pm On Dec 20, 2006
You are not serious ok.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 12:27pm On Dec 20, 2006
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And so? That you are a "comparative religion study lecturer" does not exonerate you from being just one of the deluded fanatics of that decietful religion.
What are you doing with 27 "different" bibles? (they are VERSIONS written in simpler language AND NOT different bibles as mischievous and decietful muslims like you try to make them out to be!)

How many copies of that quranic hate manual do you have? Can you please show us this "original Hebrew scripture" that is not different from the quran?
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        ANSWERS TO DAVIDYLAN

       1. You are a bloody lier,  what do you mean by Versions written in simpler language when  the contents are far away heterogeneous.
       2.  The Quran is not fabricated and cannever be, there is only one Quran everywhere in the world.
        3.  I bought all these bibles,study them and make comparism in order to let you ignorant of your religion know that indeed you have gone astray.
        4. I so much believe in Jesus and every other muslim do,becouse he is our Prophet Issa(peace be upon him) but you people misunderstood his gospel and that has lead you astray.
         5. As for the original Hebrew scripture,ask your so called Pastors and bishorps, they all have it hidden in their homes but will never reveal the truth to you sheep and goats they shephard.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 9:31am On Dec 20, 2006
TayoD:

@onikunkewu,

Arent you confused? Now you are quoting the Bible word for word. You guys are in the wrong religion o.

           @TayoD
     Do not be supprised that am quoting from the bible, infact  I am a memmorizer of the whole bible from Genesis to revelation (but mind you am talking of the original  Hebrew scripture not the fabricated bibles you guys are using this days for money making and not preaching the real gospel of Jesus (prophet Issa.peace be upon him).
       For your information, i am a comparative religion study lecturer in one of the Nigeria Universities. If you press me the more, it's like i will let you know somethings you don't understand in your bible and the so called christianity, with quotations from the Bible and Quran. 
        With me here are 27 different bibles not in one way similar to each other,to show how bible has turned  to something else. Please brothers let people see the original  Hebrew scripture and compare with the Quran if there are differences atall.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 12:24pm On Dec 19, 2006
@ davidylan, Havilla, TayoD, Mrpataki. (you fanatics) ,it does not baffles me becouse the wise as it that: birds of feathers flocks together.You guys are just thesame. infact you require devine deliverance. May God deliver you before its too late. Ameen.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 12:14pm On Dec 19, 2006
"Repent the kingdom of God is at hand" Davidylan, Mrpataki, TayoD, Havilla and a host of other extrimist.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 11:44am On Dec 16, 2006
Mr.Pataki, one thing you fail to understand is that: if government of a nation do not partake in the enhancement of religious activities such as going to hajj and jerusalem,what else do you think it should contribute to?. {patronising brothels?,promiscuity?child abuse?,consuption of liquor etc.} ha! ha! mrpataki Oga funyin o (nawa for you o)
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 8:09pm On Dec 15, 2006
mrpataki:

oh hajj oh hajj oh hajj,
another form of sheer squander of the state treasury to those idol worshippers again.


 
           @mrpataki    

          Indirectly going to jerusalem is also a form of share squander of the state treasury and idol worshipping if atall you understand what you are saying.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 7:55pm On Dec 15, 2006
May the Lord Almighty deliver you guys and guide you to the right path befor it is too late
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 11:51am On Dec 15, 2006
As for you , Zulunation, praying that muslems should go to hajj and never return home,i believe you are such a christian fellow who never abide by the teachings of the holy bible,becouse Jesus has never in any way set a curse on other fellow creatures, all he did was to seek the true guidians and forgiveness of God for everyone including the unbelievers during his life time.
      Bros. try emulate the teachings and practices of the Christ Jesus.
Religion / Re: Learn More About Hajj (the Pilgrimage) by onikunkewu(m): 11:32am On Dec 15, 2006
HI, Davidyland it seems you need more understanding about islam or so to say the concept of hajj itself,hajj is never a burden to the federal government,just the way government contributing her quoter to those travelling to Jerusalem so also did to those on board for hajj. Mind you, it is the responsibility of any government to be sure that all acts of worship are ahieved to the maximum level,hence saying that the hajj is a burden to the gov.you have indeed failled in that aspect.
Moreover,saying that hajj is a means through which muslems go to saudi arabia to worship idols is blasphemous.I beleive no good follower of Christ Jesus will ever alter such a statement.
pleeeeease Davidyland mind your tongue if really you want inherit the kingdom of God.

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