₦airaland Forum

PEACE BE UNTO THE PROGNOSTICATORS

All the spurious pastors who prognosticated that Atiku will be the next Nigerian president, what happened to your prophecies? Fake presagers and "metoposcopists", please, come out and defend your prophecies. You are all LIARS, pinocchios and spurious souls. Your venture is, if we are to believe your claims, tarnishing the image of the Almighty by saying “He said”! Do you mean God lied to you?

Pastor Samuel Akinbodunse, in South Africa, you said, ‘President Muhammadu Buhari must not seek re-election because it has been “divinely” ordained that his tenure is only once and not twice’. Come out and defend this, beat your chest and tell me God “sent” you.

You even said, ‘if Buhari makes the mistake of campaigning for election, before Nigerians vote in the presidential election, he'll DIE’. Where were you when he toured the 36 states? What happened to his health? Has he died? It's like he's DEAD.

Prophet Wálé Ọlágúnjú of Divine Seed of God Chapel Ministries, Ìbàdàn. The 'metoposcopist', and our unique presager, I'll be very happy, if you can come out and defend this, too. You made some prophecies last year December, and we were made to understand that the ‘prophecies’ were coming straight from God and I wasn't surprised, as it has become the norm in Nigeria for every Tom, Dick and Harry to make spurious revelations/prophecies just to make us believe that God is truly “using” them.

In your so-called prophecies, you made mention of President Muhammadu Buhari, you said, God said “Buhari has become a disappointment in His sight and He has sought and found a man after His heart to replace him. As a result, God said the road to Aso Rock Villa for Atiku is now very clear as his name will continue to ring bell and that many will still root for him”.

Sire, with your prophecies, it shows that you're nothing but a proponent of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), let me conclude by saying, they had GREASED your hands, and you got yourself involved in SMEAR campaign. It is a shame!

Apostle Johnson Suleman of Omega Fire Ministries WorldWide, don't forget that you urged President Muhammadu Buhari to go and rest, that he even needs prayer. We all need prayer, dear pastor. He has been reelected now, what do we do?

All these “abracadabra” pastors, why not desist from deceit and face your congregation. You didn't preach against the 'yahoo boys' who are now buying pants for money rituals, to change their ways of life. Are they not in your churches or they are all Muslims? You don't bother to uplift the poor masses from poverty, but you can see Atiku Abubarkar becoming the President of Nigeria because he is a Billionaire.

Why didn't you prophesy that Sowore will be president of Nigeria in 2019? It's like you all have ‘gods’ in the corners of your bedrooms.

Well, I didn't write this to deride you all and I'm not in the position to judge you. You called yourselves Pastors and you'll still mount your pulpit on Sundays and preach to your members not to tell LIES. Men of ‘god’, watch your backs and make no prejudiced statement. Or have you stopped believing in the judgment that you preach?

I've promised to make this write up short and detailed, because I wouldn't want to bore the readers nor incite them, but to enlighten them; for a generation that sees the light is saved. Kindly let me know when the prophecies change. My heart is full of sincere pity to your members and those whom would doubt the existence of the ALMIGHTY because of your egoistic devises.




Only_One_Leem✍️�

PEACE BE UNTO THE PROGNOSTICATORS

All the spurious pastors who prognosticated that Atiku will be the next Nigerian president, what happened to your prophecies? Fake presagers and "metoposcopists", please, come out and defend your prophecies. You are all LIARS, pinocchios and spurious souls. Your venture is, if we are to believe your claims, tarnishing the image of the Almighty by saying “He said”! Do you mean God lied to you?

Pastor Samuel Akinbodunse, in South Africa, you said, ‘President Muhammadu Buhari must not seek re-election because it has been “divinely” ordained that his tenure is only once and not twice’. Come out and defend this, beat your chest and tell me God “sent” you.

You even said, ‘if Buhari makes the mistake of campaigning for election, before Nigerians vote in the presidential election, he'll DIE’. Where were you when he toured the 36 states? What happened to his health? Has he died? It's like he's DEAD.

Prophet Wálé Ọlágúnjú of Divine Seed of God Chapel Ministries, Ìbàdàn. The 'metoposcopist', and our unique presager, I'll be very happy, if you can come out and defend this, too. You made some prophecies last year December, and we were made to understand that the ‘prophecies’ were coming straight from God and I wasn't surprised, as it has become the norm in Nigeria for every Tom, Dick and Harry to make spurious revelations/prophecies just to make us believe that God is truly “using” them.

In your so-called prophecies, you made mention of President Muhammadu Buhari, you said, God said “Buhari has become a disappointment in His sight and He has sought and found a man after His heart to replace him. As a result, God said the road to Aso Rock Villa for Atiku is now very clear as his name will continue to ring bell and that many will still root for him”.

Sire, with your prophecies, it shows that you're nothing but a proponent of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), let me conclude by saying, they had GREASED your hands, and you got yourself involved in SMEAR campaign. It is a shame!

Apostle Johnson Suleman of Omega Fire Ministries WorldWide, don't forget that you urged President Muhammadu Buhari to go and rest, that he even needs prayer. We all need prayer, dear pastor. He has been reelected now, what do we do?

All these “abracadabra” pastors, why not desist from deceit and face your congregation. You didn't preach against the 'yahoo boys' who are now buying pants for money rituals, to change their ways of life. Are they not in your churches or they are all Muslims? You don't bother to uplift the poor masses from poverty, but you can see Atiku Abubarkar becoming the President of Nigeria because he is a Billionaire.

Why didn't you prophesy that Sowore will be president of Nigeria in 2019? It's like you all have ‘gods’ in the corners of your bedrooms.

Well, I didn't write this to deride you all and I'm not in the position to judge you. You called yourselves Pastors and you'll still mount your pulpit on Sundays and preach to your members not to tell LIES. Men of ‘god’, watch your backs and make no prejudiced statement. Or have you stopped believing in the judgment that you preach?

I've promised to make this write up short and detailed, because I wouldn't want to bore the readers nor incite them, but to enlighten them; for a generation that sees the light is saved. Kindly let me know when the prophecies change. My heart is full of sincere pity to your members and those whom would doubt the existence of the ALMIGHTY because of your egoistic devises.




Only_One_Leem✍️�

I can see Femi Adeyeye of UNILAG. instead well-done, guys.

See as the guy fresh like palm kernel

Some countries are already in 31st century, but my own country, Nigeria is... Another story for another day.

Mehn! Is it “deceiver” or “deciever”?���

Hmm.. E good now

You are the girl with the sunshine smile. Your voice is like a ray of hope. You fill my life with all the rainbow colors. Girl, to me you are no less than an angel from heaven. You are the cutest girl I have seen all my life. I'm in love with you. You are not just a pretty face, you have an even more beautiful heart. Sweetheart, every second spent with you seems like an eternity full of smiles, happiness and love. I can't even imagine how heavenly and blissful it would be to spend my whole life with you, You gave me a reason to live, you gave me a reason to smile, please do not leave me ever, not even for a while.


Not just a pretty face, you have a heart of gold, with you, there are so many emotions and so many stories untold. I don't speak a word, but you can guess what's on my mind. There is surely a thread of love, this makes us bind! So loving the way you look at me. So many ways you get close, my heart is also enclosed in your name and your life. Baby I know that you are mine, you will forever stay in my life. Never change and be the same, I want to see the love in your eyes. Your love has bought a smile in the darkness of my world, your love has changed me so much, so lost I am with your touch.

Words can't describe what I really feel for you, words can't express the emotions in my heart, words can't tell you what is there in my mind, but words can do magic when its written this way; I love you is all I wish to say! Baby, do you even know that love has different meanings in life? In History it is like a war, in Maths it like an equation, in Chemistry it is like a reaction and in Art it is a true heart, in ME it's only you, yes I mean it and it is true! I pray to God that we get the best of everything in this world. You're perfect!

You are no less than a blessing in disguise to me. I cherish every second I spend with you. I find myself loving you more everyday. You are the reason I am. As each day passes, you just keep coming closer to my heart. I just cannot stop thinking about you. You make my world so beautiful.

You are perfect, just the way you are. Sweetheart, it's quite sad that I can't wait anymore, I can't wait to see your face again, I can't wait to kiss your lips. Your face is prettier than a princess, your lips sweeter than honey. I can't wait to hold you tight into my arms, and never give you away. Baby, I can't wait to love you forever and keep you with me all day.

Thanks so much for being there for me, thanks for showing what pure love is, thanks for everything, sheen. Darling, your love is the eternal flame that lights up my way in the darkness of this life. A flame that gives me energy to forever strive. Life was truly dark without you but you have given me that spark so true. Your love has that passion and that light which forever makes my world so bright. Let this flame burn forever and burn in the passion of our love.


Ogunmuyiwa Alim
(Only1Leem✍️�)

I gained admission into the school as a young bloke, I did the school's post utme and everything expected of me just to be a bonafide student for the university education, so as to have the so called baccalaureate. I was offered the course of my choice and started life in the University.

I attend class and read just for everything to go on as planned. I didn't know the university was far different from my secondary school. I was in class waiting for the lecturer, and just decided to go for a leisurely walk, and suddenly this guy with a battered and bestial face called me.

I answered humbly thinking he wanted to send me on an errand, but no! The psychopath was forcefully asking me for the sum of two thousand naira, threatening me, he said he wanted to use it to get codeine. Fear gripped me instantly as no one was there to rescue me... Welcome to the great school, a school filled with indolent, bone-idle, manipulators, godfathers, braggarts, wasters in the snuff of candle.

A very amazing institution of learning, where we all know the right thing and we still choose to dine and wine with the wrong people, in a wrong environment. How do I define this great institution of learning? Jiggambob! Where do I start this structured set from without making preposterous statements and without enervating people?

Should I start from the ladies roaming the school environment with useless backside, or the guys walking majestically in the school premises with 'swollen arms' and reprehensible hairdos? Can I take you all into the lives of the internet swindlers in my school? Those who see nothing in cybercrimes, moving freely in the school with big and alluring cars.

A school where votes don't count anymore, I witnessed my school's election some weeks ago, and the outcome discouraged me, and most especially the good students seeking good governance, I don't think the result will make these students partake in any political activities of the school, as it was an election rigged unprofessionally. After the tenure of these so called people, all we witness again is èminence grise, and political apathy appears! I have witnessed a lot in this school filled with pokerish and jiggy beings.


The fear of rustication and the fear of being threatened by the 'owners of the school' won't make the students speak out, won't make them challenge the mischief-makers and they just accept everything without saying anything. A student once told me, "Hey cobber, don't ever try to criticize the SUG, or else you won't last long". Wow! I find this bothering, just because the SUG don't know the difference between 'criticizing and pointing out problems' for it to be easily solved.

This is not about animadversion, our legal system in Nigeria is slack truly, and we all know only the wealthy ones get justice. If one doesn't stand against these people who finds solace in committing atrocities, who will? Is it God? Will He come down here to fight for us? It is in my school you'll be standing for hours in the scorching sun just to write exams, and some guys will just enter without the security men questioning them. We are strong students and not poltroons.

A school where the so called yahoo guys will drive in and you'll still be at the gate begging the security men just because you forgot your identity card. They don't 'know' the meaning of equality here, there's nothing like justice here, there's nothing like public opinion here. We only have 'insignificant dictators'.

I think I should rest and I hope everything changes for better. Only the students of this great institution can relate.


Only1Leem✍️�

I think they said “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader”. But how come, are these babblers and braggarts truly leaders? The way they are actually toying with our great nation shows that they are misfit.


“Nigeria! The great nation of the intellectuals, independent nation of the world, the international giant of the world. The nature-favoured land, full of essentials; land, food, mineral resources etc. What else? We are still wanting in the midst of plenty, still crawling, still dwindling economically and politically unstable. The few that are honest are assassinated”...

Political leaders and bureaucrats have stolen billions of naira from Nigerians and what most of them do is to hide them in Swiss banks. If this money comes back, and well managed by prudhommes, it can wipe out poverty, unemployment, illiteracy and malnutrition. It can bring prosperity, relief and a smile on the faces of every Nigerian.


But honestly, with the way things are going in this country, we are on a ride to nowhere. Power has been held by wicked, greedy, selfish and self-centered cabal, for whom gaining office and staying there perpetually is the objective, even as they are not adding value to our lives. Why do we have to blame them? We voted for them and we must all take the blame. Everyone knows that bad leadership is a product of bad followership.

I think the best way to prevent heartbreak in Nigeria is to expect nothing from the government. Don't expect the government to provide potable water, light, good education, employment and good roads. Also, don't expect government to provide security and ensure peaceful coexistence. In fact, don't expect government to even deserve the name; Government. The situation is getting worse day-by-day, cyber crime has taken over everywhere, it's so bad. The youths of nowadays now find solace in “legal ritual”. The helluv of unemployment has eaten deep.


Everyday, Nigerians are swayed to vote by politicians who offer them portions of rice, salt, plastic cups etc. Nigerians routinely sell their birthright for a pot of porridge. Politics is a dirty game everywhere but it is even more dirty in Nigeria. We have a system that rewards dishonesty and corruption and despises honesty. They actually don't seem to understand the pains of Nigerians. Most of the streets in Nigeria are filled with dishevelled souls, innocent citizens dying of malnutrition. We shouldn't blame concerned citizens who answers the bad eggs in the government acrimoniously


Where are the inexhaustible, unflagging, unwearying, unsinkable and persistent prudhommes in our dear nation? Has Nigeria turned to a leaderless country? Where are the Sir Ahmadu Bello, Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe, Mrs Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti, Anthony Enahoro, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Margaret Ekpo, Hajiya Gambo Sawaba, Murtala Mohammed, Herbert Macaulay of this modern Nigeria? Which way are we heading to? Which legacy are we leaving for the coming generation? Corruption? Manipulation? Assassination? Injustice? Nepotism? Unfaithfulness? Greed? Avarice? Hatred? Discrimination? Inequality? Dishonesty? These will only ruin this great country.

We all know we are the architect of our problems, and all we do is to look for other people's faults. A colleague of mine once said; “no matter how remote your village is, ballot boxes must get there, but social amenities won't”. Why? Why can't we even grow and stay against the pseudointellectual we call leaders? When it's time for election, you'll see them hiring youths for thuggery acts, why are they not using their children? It's so sad.

Nigeria is reputed for being the country with the fattest pay for elected public officials and one of those whose workers earn the poorest. In the year 2009, we heard it that former speaker, Hon. Dimeji Bankole allegedly spent 52 billion Naira junketting in two years. Now, let's go into a simple calculation by multiplying that by two. That is how much he will spend in a term. Imagine what 104 billion Naira can do for your immediate community. Electricity, good roads, quality education, health facilities, potable water etc.

Nigerians need not search any further, some of our leaders are our problems and obstacles to development.

I need someone to just explain our problems. It's so sardonic!



Only1Leem✍️�

I think they said “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader”. But how come, are these babblers and braggarts truly leaders? The way they are actually toying with our great nation shows that they are misfit.


“Nigeria! The great nation of the intellectuals, independent nation of the world, the international giant of the world. The nature-favoured land, full of essentials; land, food, mineral resources etc. What else? We are still wanting in the midst of plenty, still crawling, still dwindling economically and politically unstable. The few that are honest are assassinated”...

Political leaders and bureaucrats have stolen billions of naira from Nigerians and what most of them do is to hide them in Swiss banks. If this money comes back, and well managed by prudhommes, it can wipe out poverty, unemployment, illiteracy and malnutrition. It can bring prosperity, relief and a smile on the faces of every Nigerian.


But honestly, with the way things are going in this country, we are on a ride to nowhere. Power has been held by wicked, greedy, selfish and self-centered cabal, for whom gaining office and staying there perpetually is the objective, even as they are not adding value to our lives. Why do we have to blame them? We voted for them and we must all take the blame. Everyone knows that bad leadership is a product of bad followership.

I think the best way to prevent heartbreak in Nigeria is to expect nothing from the government. Don't expect the government to provide potable water, light, good education, employment and good roads. Also, don't expect government to provide security and ensure peaceful coexistence. In fact, don't expect government to even deserve the name; Government. The situation is getting worse day-by-day, cyber crime has taken over everywhere, it's so bad. The youths of nowadays now find solace in “legal ritual”. The helluv of unemployment has eaten deep.


Everyday, Nigerians are swayed to vote by politicians who offer them portions of rice, salt, plastic cups etc. Nigerians routinely sell their birthright for a pot of porridge. Politics is a dirty game everywhere but it is even more dirty in Nigeria. We have a system that rewards dishonesty and corruption and despises honesty. They actually don't seem to understand the pains of Nigerians. Most of the streets in Nigeria are filled with dishevelled souls, innocent citizens dying of malnutrition. We shouldn't blame concerned citizens who answers the bad eggs in the government acrimoniously


Where are the inexhaustible, unflagging, unwearying, unsinkable and persistent prudhommes in our dear nation? Has Nigeria turned to a leaderless country? Where are the Sir Ahmadu Bello, Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe, Mrs Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti, Anthony Enahoro, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Margaret Ekpo, Hajiya Gambo Sawaba, Murtala Mohammed, Herbert Macaulay of this modern Nigeria? Which way are we heading to? Which legacy are we leaving for the coming generation? Corruption? Manipulation? Assassination? Injustice? Nepotism? Unfaithfulness? Greed? Avarice? Hatred? Discrimination? Inequality? Dishonesty? These will only ruin this great country.

We all know we are the architect of our problems, and all we do is to look for other people's faults. A colleague of mine once said; “no matter how remote your village is, ballot boxes must get there, but social amenities won't”. Why? Why can't we even grow and stay against the pseudointellectual we call leaders? When it's time for election, you'll see them hiring youths for thuggery acts, why are they not using their children? It's so sad.

Nigeria is reputed for being the country with the fattest pay for elected public officials and one of those whose workers earn the poorest. In the year 2009, we heard it that former speaker, Hon. Dimeji Bankole allegedly spent 52 billion Naira junketting in two years. Now, let's go into a simple calculation by multiplying that by two. That is how much he will spend in a term. Imagine what 104 billion Naira can do for your immediate community. Electricity, good roads, quality education, health facilities, potable water etc.

Nigerians need not search any further, some of our leaders are our problems and obstacles to development.

I need someone to just explain our problems. It's so sardonic!


Ogunmuyiwa Alim
Only1Leem✍️�

“Only Saraki can rescue Nigeria, only Saraki can rescue Nigeria” is what I've been hearing from these “blind Nigerians”. When will you people just see things when it's crystal clear, what was his achievements when he was the governor of Kwara state! Hate speeches and smear campaigns won't let you see the truth.

Why should I even blame you? When everyday, Nigerians are swayed to vote by politicians who offer them portions of rice, salt, plastic cups etc. What a pathetic situation!

It's crystal clear that this bold psychopath studied “smear campaign” when he was in school. Just because I don't see a reason why you should always against a fellow man like you, are you perfect?

You're always claiming Muhammadu Buhari is a bad leader, and yet we all know what Your ex-president with a “dead hat” did when he was in office. Please, even if the sense is an inconsiderable amount, receive it please.

It's sardonic!

Dear Lagosians, I still don't believe that in this century, you still make a man like Tinubu deceive you with his power and might. He's truly the “owner of Lagos”, but has he forgotten that time is everything? He's so tactical and his head is filled with manipulation. I hope you guys won't regret what you started, and I hope your won't be like that of Libya, the killed Gaddafi and they are now regretting it.

Even though, I'm one of those Nigerians who doesn't believe in the “your vote counts ” idea, I know and I'm quite sure that you all will want Ambode again, and he won't be available for you. You've “killed” him now and I'm 101% sure that he will surely resurrect. The time is now, we are Nigerians, never you trust a politician. Everything is just vanity upon vanity.

No one can satisfy you truly, but what has he done so wrong? I watch a video where a man was saying it boldly that, “they have been told by their leaders not to vote for Ambode, but Sanwo-Olu must get their votes”. Hope you all will enjoy this coming government.

Nigerian politics filled with bunch of nitwits, nincompoops and garrulous leaders. This is Nigeria politics for you, where they engage themselves in tactical maneuvers, moving from one party to another freely. That was how Senator Lanre Tejusoho was blabbing on the social media platform too the other time, saying he'll be leaving APC for PDP and later went back to his vomit.

A country where government will make rules and regulations, and they'll still be the one to break them. What can we do? Anytime they want to campaign, they'll cajole us with sweet words, giving us introductions without asking them for it. Èminence grise has taken over everywhere. I think we shouldn't hope for change, we should strive to be the change. That's the only solution, let the change begins with us, we shouldn't even wait for any of them to deliver.