₦airaland Forum

chibwike:
See the local phones cef...Op you must be living in mushin

ur rice my broda cos da blak one na nokia 3310 de oda one na nokia 2311 were my great great groun pa were de 4 ground now use

Rapmoney:
I blame the network that gave u free MBs to showcase your poor communication skill!

beta than u were de tap ur grandma own

Rapmoney:
At your age, you still can't spell simple words correctly! I pity you!!!

first pity ursef cos de surfer

Schematics:
Capital Oil and Gas owned by Ifeanyi Ubah is currently selling fuel in Nnewi, Anambra State at N100 per litre.

Mr. Ubah had on Sunday promised to open his facility to “approximately 400 trucks of petroleum products” because “of to the immense hardship witnessed by Nigerians following the suspension of loading activities in all depots”.
In Lagos, Capital Oil is selling fuel at N87.

The entire country has been hit by an unprecedented fuel crisis that has grounded the nation’s economy with banks, telecommunications firms and media organisations limiting their hours of operations.

Capital Oil and Gas Ltd had on Sunday commenced the loading of 13 million litres of petrol from its depot in Apapa for distribution to the various states to reduce the current scarcity.
The Chairman of the company, Ifeayin Ubah, told journalists in Lagos that more than 2,000 trucks would be loaded before May 29 to boost the country’s economic activities.

He said the company’s facilities had the capacity to load 13 million litres of the product within the period.
“This comes to approximately 400 trucks of petroleum products on daily basis. With this, it is our belief that once again our citizens will begin to smile and return to normal family and work life.
“We call on other petroleum marketers to follow suit and save our nation from this impending economic and social crisis,’’ he said.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-east/183637-capital-oil-sells-petrol-at-n100-per-litre-in-nnewi.html

op ur rice my broda i can c my sef dere ,near roundabout hop am rit

Rapmoney:
I know majority of Nigerians too lazy to read but it pays to most times

Below are some common fallacies most Nigerian guys have been pressured and deceived over the years to believe . You might hold a different opinion from these but emerging 'trends' and 'happenstances' in our society clearly point to the fact that these common beliefs no longer hold weight and logic and therefore, may be seen as nonsense!

1) #You can only find someone who truly loves you when you are still struggling#: Bullcrap! Nonsense! So we were told while we were younger! Now, we know better . It is as good as saying 'only poor men find real love'. Imagine that!!! It means 2Face Idibia must have married a bad wife; a woman who doesn't have real love for him because he met her after he attained fame! How fallacious this sounds! Whether you like it or not, there are classes in our society and one should strive to attain the class he feels he wants his would-be wife to come from . I just feel people who still hold this opinion are suffering from a psychology that promotes inferiority complex! Finding a good wife or a woman that truly loves you has nothing to do with struggling! If you are comfortable and finds a woman that is as comfortable as you and in your class, would you say she's after your wealth?

2) #Even if there's no money, when we give birth, children will bring blessings#: Don't allow anyone deceive you, folks. Yeah, blessings come but do not put the life of somebody's daughter at risk and endangering the lives of the tiny legs you would produce because you don't have enough to cater for them!!! Even Jesus Christ, in the Bible(the synoptic gospels), admonished Christians to calculate the cost of something before embarking on it, else the enemies mock the person that he couldn't maintain what he started (call me Pastor Rapmoney ) Truth be told, it would take the grace of God to maintain peace and ensure fidelity in a home that lacks money in these modern times!

3) #Beautiful women have bad attitude#: We can as well say 'ugly women have nice attitude No one is perfect! What you might admire in someone could be different from what the next man would admire in them. Who says a woman cannot be beautiful within and in the outside? It doesn't mean you should place all your bets on big buttocks, pointed boobs and pretty face but I tell you today, marrying a woman who is very presentable doesn't make you a fool or criminal! I love beautiful women

4)#A man should set a woman up financially#: Another bunkum!!! Marriage involves two people who are emotionally, psychologically, spiritually and financially mature! I strongly believe that ladies should as well be financially ready before they get married. It is not just a man's thing. If he goes out to win the bread, you as the woman, should also go out to win the akara. You would attract more respect by such from the man. Men hardly misbehave when they are aware that their wife is financially strong too . It is better to marry a woman that has acquired her degree or into one profession, business, trade or occupation than to get married to a woman who does nothing, sits and folds her hands, waiting for a man to come and marry her in order to take away her burden! Are you getting married to a human being or a burden?

5) #Money is not all; what matters is love#: This is what most girls use to deceive guys on social media, including Nairaland. I always say it that it is only on NL and other social media that girls are quick to say this trash! Most girls can't practise it in real life. They only say this to create what I call 'social media good face' . Same girl that says this online will operate in the opposite offline. Don't let them fool ya fellas!!! . Don't believe this! If you believe this, then you will surely believe anything. It existed in the past...not now. The society has transformed to something else and it is either you follow up or get left behind; simple truth! Make good money and you won't even have time to listen to such trash!!!

A word is enough for the wise!

Good day fols!

this is exaltly what lazyns is pushing to whrite u beta found what to do lazxy father

ndcide:
all what some people feel is that the man should be killed or jailed by buhari.

who is buhari to ifeanyichukwu uba,e be like say u neva hear about nnewi abi? Oya make him tryam see nah

dedons:
Picture of a Nigerian man praying to turn water to fuel.


This fuel scarcity is taking another dimension.

ah op na ur house be that nawa ooh op u de surfer,sorry e go belter but pray first pray make ur life change bfo changing anything

ugojamali:
Just yesterday most south easterners were boasting that we would not experience scarcity. Many Noelle names were mentioned. Others bragged that we have hundreds of illegal refineries therefore scarcity would never hit us. Many said we were all so hard working and industries and had the brain to change water into fuel.

Fast forward to this morning. Awka capital of Anambra. I bought fuel two days ago at 140 per litre. Also two days ago half the filling stations in awka had fuel do I can understand why many of us developed that false sense of security. This morning I went out to buy real...

All those stations were closed down. There was just no fuel. It took me a thirty minutes drive round the city to find fuel. I finally found it close to the anambra/Enugu border. The queue was massive.

And the cost? 170 per. Relatively cheaper you'd say... Across the road another station was selling but at 200 per. I got a frantic call from a friend who told me he bought for 250 in some village off Awka. He had to travel all the way to that village to get fuel.

I asked a friend in asaba. He said they now buy for 240 but it's so damn hard to get.

Scarcity is hitting all of us. We in the South East should not brag about immunity. We are all doomed.

op u av many problem, no 1 is that ur a bunch of liar no 2 is that ur speaking frm ur anus etc

vimi:
Interesting.. in sum places u no go even see the fuel not to talk of amount.

no for my side fuel dee all this while

vimi:
http://www.informationng.com/?p=294232

Cc: Lalasticlala

for nnewi na #97 for motor nd machine but if u carry ruber come na u sabi

Finepaparazy:
Did u just called it a fake site..?

i av been trying to click dat registratin point.but all to no avail

[quote author=Finepaparazy post=34058332][/quote]dis man mind ursev ooh.why must u present fake website here?

ijustdey:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/she-doesnt-like-condoms/

op make sense by goin to lab with bfor u agree with her,unless u will die with her disease

kingphilip:
9. Cotonou
Cotonou is popular for so many things but it is really a great vacation destination. Many Nigerians are fond of visiting the Benin Republic illegally, by entering through the bush or forbidden entrances when they can actually stamp their passports at the point of entry and enter the city freely. Nigerians do not require visa to enter or stay in Benin Republic.

10. Mauritius
Mauritius is a holiday paradise, cloaked with turquoise sea, beautiful beaches with sparkling white sands, surrounded with coconut palm trees. There are many heavenly hotels where you can stay and enjoy impeccable services. What else do you want for an exotic vacation? Mauritius offers everything you can ever think of. Nigerians can visit and stay in Mauritius for 14 days without visa. However, you’ll need to approach Mauritius Consulate in Nigeria for an entry permit.



Have you visited any of these destinations? Share your experience with us in the comment below:

nonsense, ur not asking those country to visit nigeria paradise like nnewi etc rather u ask us to vsisit. One question to u op what is that u will enjoy during ur stayin at acra that is is not in nnewi.

omoeso:
Small small, una don dey talk true.
Moreover, how many cars they the whole of south east. Sure the numbers of cars for Alimosho alone pass all the one for south east combined.

why is dat u always talkin frm ur anus

Normality:
Umu Nna m, Udo ga-adiri anyi niile.
Ka ChukwuAbiama meziere anyi okwu.
Iseeee!

nwanne otua ka odi

chowlade:
Why Do Nigerian Women Hate Smoking So Much? 45% of our Men does it, but 99.9% of Women are not into it.The few ones that does it, are termed as a prostitute, or looked down upon by Nigerians. Why this?

Pls don't quote me wrongly, the purpose of this thread is not to encourage smoking but to get explanation from Nairaland deep thinkers of what could be the probable cause of it. but from my own observation, When i was opportuned to visit USA (Miami, Florida) to be precise. I was forced to compare and contast the social live styles of our Women with theirs as regard to smoking and drinking. I noticed about 45% of them were habitual smokers.

Note: Pls don't abuse me on my thread if you have nothing good to say just view and leave or else i'll give you the feedback you wanted

Pls your comment is needed.

op u must be very stupidz try lean now bfor it is too late like ur grandpa.nd i hope ur smoking it ,welldone

egift:
Am not that much a fan of OBJ, but I have come to discover that there are very few Nigerians who are more vindictive than Obasanjo. Whenever he promised to deal with you, he will make sure it is conclusive.

- He bluntly said Atiku will never become the President of Nigeria. Till date, Atiku's chances is lesser than when OBJ said it.

- Jonathan disappointed him by not sticking to the single term he brokered for him to 2011 election's. Today GEJ is packing his loads out of Aso Rock with any stubbornness.

- Obasanjo has not hidden his interest in Kashamu (the "Alhaji" of Chicago) to be returned to US or UK. Today his house is surrounded by NDLEA.

Add the list of politicians that has had face-to-face and let us know the outcome.

mmmmmh 4 dis kind nonsens seu-n will not wast time in sending it to fp....lobish frm de anus

NLjega:
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i disagree with u

byrron:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/grant-amnesty-to-boko-haram-northern-elders-tell-buhari/

this is main reason why u must hate nort as a terror zone ,meanwhile buhari is bokohara

proxy23:
It is no code .I guess he used an app called truecaller is available on Google play store .true caller works with 3g and wifi network u can detect unknown caller.

Tank u my broda ur too much

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tdayof:
learn manners then quote Me.
Thank me later.

i believe u must be speaaking frm ur anus am sure.

tdayof:
learn manners then quote Me.
Thank me later.

i believe u must be speaaking frm ur anus am sure.

ebubey:
Superstition is the belief in supernatural causality that one event causes another without any natural process linking the two events.
Here is a list of 10 superstitions chosen based on how ridiculous, widespread and comical they are:
1. Hitting your left leg on a stone is seen as an evil omen or warning to turn back from where ever the person might be going. This omen is taken seriously and the journey is usually forfeited for the future. Failure to heed the warning could lead to possibly loss of life.
2. Don’t drink the water from a coconut else you automatically become an olodo.
3. It is not a good idea to whistle at night. There is this belief that such whistling attracts snakes to the whistler.
4. Don’t allow people to crossover your hand or leg,else you will give birth to a child with one hand or leg.
5. Owls hooting on a rooftop or on a nearby tree is a bad omen as it is believed that someone in that house will soon die.
6. If your hands are itching without reason, it is believed that some kind of fortune is about to come your way.
7.Eating in the dark is forbidden. It is believed that such act could give room to the dead to eat with you and this could lead to your death or grave ailments.
8. If you spit on the floor and someone steps on it you will have sore throat.
9. Don’t bend over and look through your legs in public, you may see witches.
10. Hitting a man with a broom would make him impotent. It is believed that if a man is hit with a broom he becomes impotent until he retaliates by hitting the person back with a broom seven times.

OP UR RICE MY BOTHER

tdayof:
You have offended me o.you created a topic about aviation especially aircraft manufacturing (my major )and you didn't mention me

who ar u.and what are u talking

Sile12:
"Owo meji loke fun enikan" No vex big bros...

who is she sorry he

Pavore9:
Nna i dey o, na cold wan kill me here in Nairobi. l just dey give you expo, no talk say u hate woman for interview, the Rev. Fr. go look you with one kain eye.

ur right sha, but somtimes woman ar scaring de way dey behave

BabaNath:
Because I'm trying very hard to imitate your ancestors. Stewpid kid

i av noting to talk with a smoker.but try lean idiots/prodigal man

lordprosh:
Interesting.. Nigeria is still a safe place.. Just stay away from the northern part nd you'll love it

ur are rice my brother but simply keep off frm buhary people shikina

temmyt20:
Abortion as generally known is the medical process of ending a pregnancy so it does not result in the birth of a baby. Research has shed more light on the disadvantages of having an abortion.

According to The Foundation for Africa Cultural Heritage, cancer is now one of the risks associated with undergoing an abortion.

According to FACH president, Dr. Nkechi Asogwa, many cases of breast cancer have been linked to the aftermath of an abortion.

Asogwa further said that contraceptives and other birth control pills that have been banned in the United States due to their side effects were being shipped to Nigeria, adding that Nigerians deserve to be told the medical risks involved in taking birth control pills, to enable them to make informed choice.

According to her:

“When you terminate a pregnancy you end many ongoing processes in the body such as the preparation of breast for the secretion of milk. So the tissues that were cut off suddenly would become fragile and they can trigger the formation of cancerous cells in the breast. There are about five health implications attached to most of these drugs and that was why they were banned in the West. But here, no one is asking questions”

Bomedical scientist, Obianuju Ekeocha speaking at the forum also warned that abortion might damage the womb and lead to future infertility.

She called on the Federal Government to resist any pressure from international partners to legalise abortion.




http://talkofnaija.com/life-style/must-read-shocking-facts-about-abortion-you-need-to-know
source

All NAIRALAND GIRLS THAT NO SHE AV NEVER COMMIT ABOTION CLICK LIKE .THOSE THAT AV BEEN DOING IT CLICK SHARE

tinuolababy:
shame

to u?