Northerners and hypocracy nah like...

I've eaten all the fruits listed... I be original bush man.

Suegbe and Pako... Carpenter wey no know him work, Carpenter wey dey do like teacher nah wetin?

Nah we get this soup traditionally... You try wellu well... 93/100√ mooo

Add one more, then go for a vasectomy. Chikena! Your gbola go still dey stand attention and work normal.. About 3 months after a vasectomy, your semen (cum) won't contain any sperm, so it can't cause pregnancy. You can still undo the process if you want to continue dey born like fowl again � � � � � �

I trust everyone until they prove otherwise. I use to drive under Uber platform some years back too. I have met a rider that so much believe in me, I only encountered him once, we exchange numbers the day I rendered service to him, after some weeks I received a message from him asking me if I can help him get a generator set, I obliged and asked him the type he want to purchase, he said anyone I recommend for him will be okay; I entered LG office at 3rd avenue Gwarimpa to check some gen set in their showroom, at last I recommended one that I was convinced it will be nice for him, I took the picture and sent it through the WhatsApp, he liked it and ask for the price, the generator was 320 thousand naira, like play like play he enquire about my account details, I sent it and this man wired 340 thousand naira and ask me to buy him a pair of UPS too, I purchased the items and drove down to his house, on my way I bought 25 litres of petrol ⛽️ with my money for him to use to start the gen for the first time. To cut the story short, I delivered the generator and the man gave 30k as I was leaving. I navigated back to Gwarimpa, entered Ojuelegba amala spot to devour some wraps of amala and orisirisi meats, and closed work for the day... No be everybody bad for Naija �� nah bad people dey block good people chance!

Number 3...

Sleeping behind wheel has nothing to do with the type of Car driven, either manual or auto, drivers do sleep off when they try to cheat nature.

maticar:

That's one advantage a manual car has over automatic

You can't sleep while your left leg is always engaging clutch and you are busy changing gears

Thank God no life was lost, I strongly believe this guy was sleeping a behind wheel... I almost plunged into that lake early last year, I was on my way back from overnight Uber hustle ,worked throughout the night cos there was a show in town. The incident thought me a great lesson never to drive when feeling sleepy, I slept behind wheel .... My bro and Sis , pls never drive whenever you feel sleepy. Drive safe!

I don't really blame this man 100%, he might be going through some psychological challenges called GSA ( Genetic Sexual Attraction)....

Good for Him... Ko kan aye!

Lizard Canary ... Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho ......

FTC.... Kilo ba de?

All white party? But the celebrant is wearing a gold dress � se all white owambe niyen ni?

Benue state sweet no be small, from Otukpa branch, I enter Ipiga, Efekwo, Ede, I come back proceed to otukpo, I finish for otukpo, I come zoom off go ugbokolo, I round up my waka for makurdi. One unforgettable language I hear for otukpo Nah when one babe say the bed wey dey the hotel room I lodge too talk. This bed too talk... � � �

MackIV:
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Tukur Buratai

This very thread remind me of my sad encounter with this very type of snake. Sometimes around 1999, I traveled down to my hometown for Christmas celebration, I used to smoke cigarettes then, one sad afternoon like that I left my house and decided to take a stroll down my village road to the farm, my intentions was to look around for new housing developments and to find a cool tree shades where I can answer the call of nature, I eventually found one not too far from home, I entered the bush jejely lit up my cigarette, and Squat under the cool tree shades because the sun that afternoon was so excruciating. I come dey shit, I come dey shit, you know that kind of shit dey sweet ; after some few minutes, here come Mr squirrel � squeaking and barking Kuk Qua Kuk Qua on the tree branch above my head, then I remember what my mama use to tell me as regard the things that can happen in that kind of situation, its either the squirrel is looking for food, or he's alerting other about danger lurking around, I was watching this animal with excitement not knowing that Mr Cobra is on his tail but crawling on the ground towards my JT, mmmmmh, wetin my eyes see, thank God I am alive to tell the story, when I eventually took my eyes off the squirrel and look at the ground, Gosssssh this long and fat Cobra was almost under me as I was squatting, I almost fainted but I managed to dived as far as I can, if it were to be a long jump competition in an Olympic I swear I go win gold. I was not Unable to wiped my ass let alone pulling up my pants �. God almighty saved me that day, so this cobra was seen my JT as a threat, long thang � long thang. A sad event I wish I can erase from my memory, but no way because the scars of the injuries I sustained in the bush are still visible on my laps till date.

Senator Chief Dr Chief Whip Uzor Kalu. Still wondering why Africans are so fascinated by courtesy titles...
See another one wey bust my brain below;

His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa. This was the official titles and names of deposed Gambian president Yahya Jammeh who is in exile in Equatorial Guinea after his ouster by a West African regional force.

Dictators love titles; His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Azziz Jemus Junkung Jammeh Babili Mansa, Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces & Chief Custodian of the Sacred Constitution of The Gambia, Conqueror of Rivers

Being married or remaining single forever is not a big deal in my own opinion. But have children before you become weaker due to age is very important, if you don't have kids in you lifetime due to societal influences, mmmmmh wahala dey for you when you're become very old and weak, I speak from experience as a man that his father lived up 126yrs old before his demise. If you like acquire all the fame in the world, if don't have a child to be by your bedside when you're old, you're a loser, and you will gnash in pains till you die when you are of age. I remember vividly when my elder Sisters used to rotate the responsibility of bathing, and cutting the nails of my father, sometimes they bring him out for sunbathing. My mum is equally old, so don't question me about my mums role, one of my elder bro also left the city and reopen his business in my hometown just to be closer to my dad.... I know some of you here will want to think about engaging a caregiver, my brother and sisters, no one can take care of you like your own blood. This advice goes to all the slaymama, celebrities, and to those laboring under I don't care mentality. If you like marry, if you like no marry, but pls try born pikin wey go take care of you when you old.

Same as Sheraton hotels & towers lobby bar, you can't sit there alone without a male companion.. If you want where you can be alone, go to elephant bar and do the hustle and whatever , most of this people know the rules but they still want to create a scene.

Neo is only advertising his skills and product to his future targeted Sugar mummies... With this act alone many Sugar mummies will require his service. He go begin wash plates � as soon as the show end.

Joshua leading at the moment.... Round 5 about to start.

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Casse-o-player. This not for indomie generation!

micflo28:
Hi guys got this message for an interview. Please how real is it. U are invited for a written test and interview at Synergy HR Solutions Ltd on 25/04/2017 by 11am.At suite 209, 2nd floor MKK Plaza opp Abia Line Jabi District-Abuja .come with ur updated cv.call 09097865101 for details

Please don't wait your precious time attending this so call interview, this guys are very misleading... They will start by playing you nonsense motivational videos, telling you about past men/women that make money through network marketing. They are very rude too, they are going to ask you guys to leave the hall one after the other as you get discourage and disappointed at them due to their nonsense and uninspiring lectures... For those that will stay till the end, they are going to ask you guys to register with 100k to join their platform. Mark my words bro... I am So surprise this guys are still going around deceiving /exploiting peoples money and time!

Too bad, in mist of our dwindling economy....