₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
What part of the country are you ?

madridguy:
How you doing today ? Any plan for the xmas ?

madridguy:
You look gorgeous as I must admit.

madridguy:
Baba God locate me my Agbani before the end of 2015. Amin. Happy bday Agbani, it can only get better.

vizkiz:
uhmmm...Maybe we could chat off nairaland. Wuh-ya-say?

vizkiz:
uhmmm...Maybe we could chat off nairaland. Wuh-ya-say?

vizkiz:
oh. Bad news so there is no other way a nigga can get to you?

mekonglobal:
I'm me not everybody, i'm different.

vizkiz:
why don't you reply mails?

mekonglobal:
I'm serious ooo

mekonglobal:
8-) Look no further, i'm here to wipe away ur tears dearie

vizkiz:

vizkiz:
1. Money: this will make her know you are existing

2. Sex: Yeah, after all your expensive gifts and trips around the world she will definitely give you some cookie

3. Love: Obviously, she will start tripping after you straff her good and welln

4.attention: she will always wanna be with you and she needs you to show her you care (now money doesn't matter anymore because she already know you gat that)

pinkiberry:
congrats but God please I won't like to marry at 52.

DonChippy:
Sure we can start.

I'm a sweet lover, I promise.

DonChippy:
Sounds like we're dating already.

DonChippy:
Come on 3 to 5 days is not that long.
I really don't want to be part of that.

DonChippy:
Temporary break I mean. Really don't wanna be part of some PMS drama.

misspicy:
Why are guys always feeling awkward about a lady menstruating?

you hear things like

1)she can't cook my food when she is on my period

2)i can"t sleep on the same bed with her

3)i can't allow her visit during her period


guys why why why

DonChippy:
I don't even want to know about this sh*t.
Just tell me you're on your period and i'll give you a break.

Naughtysite:
The way most ladies act towards genuine guys can be sometimes very dissappointing. There was this my church lady i wanted marrying. I even introduced her to my mum who was on a passing visit and happened to go to church with me.

This lady ridiculed me and made me feel less human inspite of the fact that i was an achiever at my age just because i was proposing marriage. Toasting took 12 good months.

This year, whenever i was passing near her, she wanna talk, i keep straight face. I got me a younger, taller, intelligent and more beautiful fiancee who wanna see my mum readily.

If i had remained with that ungrateful, saucy under achiever who had only body with little brains, i wont be as happy. 2 years later, she is still as single as a ladder..

olasunky15:
are u sure

STFUareyouGod:
See them oshofrees awoof too sweet all of una

IceDude:
Onstelly dont listen to this endtime OP o, I dont like fake girls. You can poo poo in my house whenever u visit me........ Just make sure u wash up very well afta dropping them sha