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CrimeRe: Ondo Man To Face Trial For Sexually Abusing Niece by Onucs(m): 3:01pm On Sep 19, 2025
In this modern society where getting a woman is one of the easiest thing, I wonder why men still go out raping girls.
CrimeRe: Soldier Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Murder Of Keke Rider by Onucs(m): 8:48am On Sep 19, 2025
Sentencing him is one thing, carrying out the sentence is another.

Las las, he will lavish in prison if not for the rest of his, it will be for a very long time
CrimeRe: Man Caught Masturbating On The Streets Of Jabi Lake, Abuja by Onucs(m): 5:53pm On Sep 16, 2025
symbianDON:
He should be cautioned and freed. It's not such a grievous offence
How is it even an offence in the first place

In the same country where people misbehave on television in the name of BB naija.
BusinessRe: Nigerians Must Obtain Tax ID To Operate Bank Accounts By 2026 - New Tax Law by Onucs(m): 8:51am On Sep 09, 2025
francis5051:
No wahala let’s see how it goes but I promise banks go suffer am pass, and someone like me will stop using bank
Gbamsolutely grin
CrimeRe: Four Persons Die In Abia Truck Accident by Onucs(m): 9:01pm On Sep 06, 2025
Omoh, these days you don't even need to be in a moving vehicle to be killed by accident again oo

Trucks just dey kill people anyhow
FamilyRe: The Worrisome Trend Of Paternity Fraud In The Society And Aftermath Effects by Onucs(m): 8:55am On Sep 03, 2025
Softmirror:
Men should start acting very responsibly in the society. They should stop sleeping with their fellow men's wives. This is the only solution. Men should blame themselves for this and take responsibility.
See mentality ahbeg

When a man is wrong the man should be blamed and when a woman is that devilish, men should still be blamed?

And here you are talking about taking responsibility. SMH
Car TalkRe: Tesla Cybertruck Spotted In FCT Traffic (Photos/video) by Onucs(m):
Cybertruck, the dumbest thing on wheels grin

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SportsRe: Messi Player Who Helped Me Most In My Career – Mourinho by Onucs(m): 9:28am On Aug 20, 2025
GOATED




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PoliticsRe: Ganduje’s Resignation Part Of Party’s Evolution, APC Govs Back Tinubu’s Reforms by Onucs(m): 6:50am On Jun 29, 2025
Politicians will always be politicians.

They don't give a hoot about anyone else if you are not from their circle.
FamilyRe: My Husband Hasn’t Kissed Me Since We Got Married - Woman Tells Pastor by Onucs(m): 1:25pm On Jun 26, 2025
He is not clean ahbi na your mouth dey smell

Aunty go and buy pepsodent grin
RomanceRe: Lady Got Engaged To Her Bestie Of 10 Years by Onucs(m): 1:11pm On Jun 26, 2025
fyneboi79:
Zombie! Zombie!zombie!zombie!!!zombie!! Zombie!! Zombie!!!!
Zombie no go go unless you tell am to go

Tell am to go straight, na joro Jara joro. No break, no sense, no turn grin grin
CrimeRe: Salome Adaidu: Court Sentences Killer Gospel Singer To Death By Hanging by Onucs(m): 12:41pm On Jun 26, 2025
farouk2much:
..... Ma wike go sign the warrant.. Since na abuja the thing happen
Na nasarawa e happen.
That is left to Abdullahi Sule. He should sign without delay ahbeg
RomanceRe: Lady Calls Her Date 'Fool' After He Spent ₦102,000 On Her Without Sex (Pix) by Onucs(m): 12:35pm On Jun 26, 2025
In fela's voice: I no be gentle man at all. I be African man original grin
RomanceRe: Dear Men Of Nairaland, Your Brother Once Said... by Onucs(m): 12:32pm On Jun 26, 2025
Good men exist

But however, I have come to realize that most ladies even prefer the bad guys.
HealthRe: TCN Staff Dies During Sex Romp With A Lady In Abuja (photos) by Onucs(m): 8:15am On Jun 24, 2025
This is bad

Why take enhancers to boost your sexual performance. Do what you can and leave the rest.

After all, you can never really satisfy a lady
CelebritiesRe: I Was A Tomboy Before My Ex Rebranded Me – Tiwa Savage Gets Candid About Her Tr by Onucs(m): 2:19pm On Jun 23, 2025
mariovito:
In other words, gbola been performing signs, wonders and miracle since 100AD

With that being said, these women true true nor know wetin Dem want, make no son of Adam make the mistake say e wan impress daughter of Eve.

People wen go bleach because Dem dark then begin tan because Dem too fair

Or go carry belle den comot am make Dem for get nyash den go take ozempic make Dem for slim,

Or cut their eye brow comot den use pencil draw am back?

I can tell you for free say woman go leave her man because say he dey cheat den go become side chic to another man wen get woman?

Most women wen leave their man because of one thing or the other in. The long run na dem dey regret am because by the time one or twos don pass dem around even the one wen dey promise Dem marriage sef go follow pass dem, na den dem go see say nothing dey the outside.

People wen dey baff make water nor touch centre of their head ? How Dem wan take normal?
This is funny grin grin

Women will always be women. Sha no fall victim
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jeremiah Accused Of Selling “Jerusalem Sand” For $500 by Onucs(m): 12:48pm On Jun 23, 2025
Sometimes I wonder if these people actually use jazz on their congregation.

Because what in the world can you tell me to make me buy this crap. It's a pity though.

How can only one country be facing this much, terrorism, bad governance, naivety of the greater populace, different social vices here and there.

When will people realize that results can only be achieved from full blown actions and not a miracle.
PoliticsRe: List Of Those Killed In Yelewata Attack In Benue State by Onucs(m): 10:26am On Jun 17, 2025
Benue an once peaceful place, now a den of blood suckers.
RomanceRe: Maami Igbagbo: Porn Star Who Has Slept With 1,000 Men Gives Life To Christ by Onucs(m): 5:05pm On May 18, 2025
Gbadugbakun:
God is all loving and all forgiving. But when it was time to choose a human vessel for Jesus to be born, he choose a virgin.

If God didn't pick someone like this woman to carry his child, why should I?
Reasoning🫣
CelebritiesRe: Zicsaloma Shows Off His New Look After Nose Surgery by Onucs(m): 8:17pm On Feb 10, 2025
MemphitzDgreat1:
Dude was ugly before the surgery and even uglier after the surgery!!
Straight L😒😏
Honourable off your mic😃😃😃
PoliticsRe: Importers Jittery As Dangote Refinery Slashes Pump Price To ₦‎899.50/Litre by Onucs(m): 8:36am On Dec 20, 2024
muykem:
Good news
Good news?

People will pay for it next year and even more. Just dey play😀😀
PoliticsRe: World Bank’s 15-Year Death Sentence On Nigeria By Farooq A. Kperogi by Onucs(m): 9:13am On Oct 19, 2024
They don write script for this one.
FamilyRe: Could My Neighbor Be Gay?? Haven’t Seen Him With A Girl by Onucs(m): 6:54pm On Aug 19, 2024
Christianoir:
There is this neighbor of mine, I haven’t seen him with any girl, only guys. It been 2years in this apartment I’ve seen him maybe twice with girl that is just it.. could it be that he is gay? I’m suspecting him tho. He always hang around boys nd boys do visit him, in the morning him and a boy will be leaving the house. The boy you see today with him, u won’t see that same way with him tommorow it another boy that you will see…

The neighbor are already gossiping about him, calling him homo behind his back…. He doesn’t make trouble sha but I wonder how a man will be and he will flocking around young boys no girl… haba a wondering mind might wonder…
So for this kain economy, na gossip be una problem. Judging a harmless nigga all because his life style doesn't meet the standard of your own delusional life style of fornication. SMH

Why you no test am with your girlfriend grin
RomanceRe: How I Lost The Fathers Of My 6 Children: Woman Narrates (photos & Video) by Onucs(m): 6:47pm On Aug 17, 2024
Khd95:
Real tribe of judah

She will still open her legs if another man whine her small.


In all of these, she's not taking responsibility for her reckless lifestyle, single mother of six children from five different men is insane
How you take know wetin dey my mind grin

E be like say, na this woman story Funke been wan tell before grin
RomanceRe: Iraq Proposes Lowering Legal Age Of Marriage For Girls To NINE by Onucs(m): 11:22am On Aug 10, 2024
They should reduce it to at birth
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Angry Response To A Job Invite by Onucs(m): 1:48pm On Aug 07, 2024
advanceDNA:
You are right...He is rude and would likely not get called ......but some of these employer needs rude people like these to make them see reality....

Like seriously...pple are getting jobs without stepping out of their house, yet one cheap àss company want someone to spend over 10k for first interview over a job he may not get.....

the bad part is .....na insurance job that pays 30k per month....

U mentioned oil company....oga ask around.. u will not step into any serious oil company before u get their job...all the first and second online test, interviews, and even signing of offer letter will be done online....one of my friends just a got a job with SchlumBerger and it was the final stage he took flight which the company even paid for...

.. Abeg oooo no company should stress anybody this season...pple dey vex
The nerve of these employers.
HealthRe: Is This Rash On My Leg Sweetie by Onucs(m): 1:44pm On Aug 07, 2024
STD Kwa!

Are you having the unsafe sex syndrome grin
TravelRe: Video Of Passengers Praying As Their Plane Suffers Technical Issue Mid-air by Onucs(m): 10:57am On Aug 07, 2024
humberjade:
It is better imagined.😅

Even normal turbulence alone dey make my imagination go wild, with my heart racing very fast, as a frequent watcher of Aeroplane mishap videos on YouTube wey i be. 😁

Well, I sleep most of any flight anyways. My normal routine... once the plane begin to move, I pray, once the plane is airbourne and stable, I position myself to sleep with my ears plugged and face covered, I only wake up to eat, see a movie until sleep comes calling again. I no get time to dey raise my blood pressure unnecessarily. grin
I like the way you manage fear😃
PoliticsRe: CSO Urges Supreme Court To Be Fair On Kogi Guber Case by Onucs(m): 10:43am On Aug 07, 2024
Paddy paddy government
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Arrest Officer Who Gunned Down 16-Year-Old Protester In Kaduna by Onucs(m): 10:33am On Aug 07, 2024
You fired a warning shot pointing the gun at people. Now that is what i call f*ck up angry
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: President Tinubu To Address The Nation Tomorrow Amidst Hunger Protests by Onucs(m): 7:01pm On Aug 03, 2024
Highlights of Potential speech: Fellow Nigerians, we have heard your cries. I came to power with the view to redeem Nigeria and put her on a level playing ground among her equals. It is quite unfortunate that you, the masses do not quite understand the potential positive effects of my GREAT reforms. But with time (lets say 1 year or 2 or maybe even 8 grin), we will begin to see results.

So far, the money gotten from the removal of subsidy have been put into good use in most areas that will benefit masses. As part of our effort to curb the triggering hardship, I have signed the 70k minimum wage into law. I have also approved the student loan scheme and we have started getting thousands of applications. To reduce the hike in transportation, we will soon begin the distribution of CNG powered vehicles to states and also set up around 100 conversion workshops around the country. My administration have also implemented the NDDC scheme to empower 10000 Niger Delta youths (Lol). Just recently, I have ordered the distribution of 20 trucks of 50kg rice to each state of the federation to be sold at 40 thousand per bag to mention a few.

We know that there is hunger in the land. It is affecting everybody grin. But every great success requires great sacrifice so I urge Nigerians to be patient. For those of you that are campaigning to return subsidy, I want you to know that subsidy is gone and gone forever (Otilor grin). So, let us focus on the reforms that will put Nigeria back on its feet again. Do not succumb to the ill-will of those who will see Nigeria crumble thereby destroying the little we have managed to build.

On this note, I solicit for more time because I am confident that my reforms will yield positive results. So, go back to your houses and remain calm. Expect results in no time. God bless Nigeria.

Hope for the hopeless grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Address Nigerians Sunday Amid #EndBadGovernance Protests by Onucs(m): 6:28pm On Aug 03, 2024
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