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Business / Re: Fact About Rich People by Onucs(m): 8:54pm On Jul 15, 2023
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Politics / Re: Even If You Send All The Military In Africa To SE, It Wont Stop Sit At Home by Onucs(m): 7:20pm On Jul 15, 2023
Dubetex96:


E be like say the sit at home dey affect your mental health?

😀😀😀

You are delusional
I don't live in the east mudafucka. If I was, I will leave there without a second thought.

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Politics / Re: Even If You Send All The Military In Africa To SE, It Wont Stop Sit At Home by Onucs(m): 7:11pm On Jul 15, 2023
helinues:


Some of them don't only hate others, they hate themselves and their region as well.

How can any sane person be happy with sit at home. Had the guy has ordinary pure water shop in any part of SE, he won't be supporting sit at home

Don't mind the lunatic

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Politics / Re: Even If You Send All The Military In Africa To SE, It Wont Stop Sit At Home by Onucs(m): 7:05pm On Jul 15, 2023
You guys should kukuma sit at home from Monday to Saturday na. Sunday u go to church and continue the sit at home after church. Ode!

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Romance / Re: I’m Shy Around Guys, How Do I Overcome The Shyness by Onucs(m): 10:19pm On Jul 14, 2023
benqo01:
THIS IS REALLY WEIRD IF IT WAS GIRLS NOW NO PROB BUT YOUR FELLOW GUYS? SOUNDS STRANGE


Ah ah
Wahala
Romance / Re: I’m Shy Around Guys, How Do I Overcome The Shyness by Onucs(m): 10:18pm On Jul 14, 2023
Effizybozz:


Another man down??
Get over your self boy grin cool

If you say intimidated, I will understand but shy? DAMN! (in a loud voice) grin

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Romance / Re: I’m Shy Around Guys, How Do I Overcome The Shyness by Onucs(m): 9:53pm On Jul 14, 2023
Is this dude serious?

How would a guy be shy around guys?

Jeez, what am I saying. This is the 21st century, shit's glaring. Damn!
Another man down lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Nigerian Air Force Plane Crashes In Anam... by Onucs(m): 9:50pm On Jul 14, 2023
Thank God they survived at least

All those pips be flying their outdated and expired planes over civilians buildings all the time in mkd like it's no man's business. Thank God this one didn't crash on civilians fah🤦🤦
Romance / Re: Difficulties Getting A Tall Girlfriend by Onucs(m): 8:59pm On Jul 14, 2023
Omo, u dey really invest in this relationship matter oo.

You are doing well grin

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Romance / Re: Is Masturbation Bad For Women?? by Onucs(m): 6:21pm On Jul 14, 2023
Omo, see news
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana Parliament Legalises Cultivation Of Cannabis by Onucs(m): 5:16pm On Jul 14, 2023
This Ghana people sha. Eye drop go soon expensive

As for Naija, I dey sure say Jagaban go do the needful grin

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Crime / Re: Hotel Worker Arrested For Killing The Hotel Owner And Manager by Onucs(m): 5:15pm On Jul 14, 2023
How did de ASP become a witness?
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s N8,000 Monthly Palliative Avenue To Divert Public Funds— Atiku’s Aide by Onucs(m): 7:18am On Jul 14, 2023
What will 8000 do and is he not going to do anything about the minimum wage?
Politics / Re: How The US Is Fueling A World War And No One Is Saying Anything About It by Onucs(m): 7:14am On Jul 14, 2023
There was one lunatic that quoted me the other day saying the US are the true massiah simply because pipu troop into their country in search of greener pastures.

These pipu have caused the downfall of many supposedly thriving nations year in year out. Thet love war but unless it is happening outside their borders ofcourse. Is it Japan, Irag, Iran, Libya, Cuba just name it. Now it is Ukraine they are destroying🤦🤦🤦🤦

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Politics / Re: Food Shortage: Tinubu Declares State Of Emergency, Plans 500,000 Hectares Farmla by Onucs(m): 7:06am On Jul 14, 2023
This administration will favour me and my family grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Gives House Of Reps N70billion In N500bn Palliative by Onucs(m): 6:25am On Jul 14, 2023
Seriously?

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Politics / Re: DSS Charges Godwin Emefiele To Court by Onucs(m): 7:35pm On Jul 13, 2023
Another ruse. Las las, he will be set free. Mtcheeeew!

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Food / Re: Please Enough With The Record-A-Thons - GWR Replies Nigerians by Onucs(m): 11:54am On Jul 13, 2023
They wan make GWR lose value

Kikiikikiki
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Lures Man From Lagos To Osun, Robs Him Of N1.5M (Pictures) by Onucs(m): 9:57am On Jul 13, 2023
Jennyclay:
These nonsense men should be happy that they were just robbed and not beaten to death.

Let men also understand how it feels to lure a lady jst to rape and murder her. undecided

Nonsense men!!

Kai

Some of una mentality beats me. Someone has done something wrong but u left the entire topic to talk about something else. Must u comment?
Romance / Re: Pastor Who's Married For 14 Years With 3 Kids That Are Not His by Onucs(m): 4:34pm On Jul 12, 2023
MS247:
shocked



Oga na you get the pikin, find a way to legally own and adopt them formally so that some idiot won't come for them after you suffered to raise them, if you have to get a lawyer, get it documented

If anyone shows up carry matchete and cutlass to deal with them



.

Disgusting

Where I come from, a man cannot just take up another man's sperm as his just like that knowing fully well his wife's infidelity.

Besides this is the 21st century, copulation is just one means of impregnating a woman. There are others means now. So, if the so called pastor already knew his predicament, why didn't he opt for any other solution. Well I don't believe de story dou, but if it is true, then the man is a fool, the woman is a b*tch and they both deserve each other.
Business / Re: Orla Africa: The Startup Redefining Access To Tech In Nigeria by Onucs(m): 11:13am On Jul 12, 2023
I hope they don't mess it up with greed as usual.

Kudos!
Nairaland / General / Re: Qwerty by Onucs(m): 5:56pm On Jul 10, 2023
They are trying their best
Crime / Re: Decomposing Corpse Remains In Wurukum Roundabout Makurdi After 6 Days by Onucs(m): 5:34pm On Jul 10, 2023
Talk about carelessness
Politics / Re: Can We Say Taraba State Governor Is The Best For Now? by Onucs(m): 11:16am On Jul 10, 2023
Now, this is what I call goodnews cool

God bless Taraba and long live it's people.

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Business / Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by Onucs(m): 8:31am On Jul 10, 2023
This na serious family matter. But honestly, even you sef no go feel alright later if your bro eventually die because your popsy no get money for his treatment. That time, I am sure you would be asking, why didn't they sell your oil to treat him?

It happens in the journey to success, we rise and fall many times. But your ability to rise every time you fall until you succeed is what matters.

All I can tell you is dat, u have to start again and learn from your mistake. That don't mean u should ignore critical family issues simply because of money sha.

You will be alright and I pray God multiplies the outcome of your future hustles.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine's Bid To Join NATO Is Premature - Joe Biden by Onucs(m): 8:21am On Jul 10, 2023
Salowise:


You lie, America has close relationship with Canada and Mexico

The same kinda relationship they wanted to established with Cuba b4 Fidel Castro miraculously pulled out his people from under their whim for life, u mean?

Guy, as a country, if you are growing, The US would either wanna control you or be a part of your system. Anything other than that, they just wanna destroy you. That's why they wanna bring down Russia so bad. And if that happens, they will face china with all the strenght they have got. I pray that day never comes.

Russia no know wetin God do for them, giving them a leader like Putin. I wish Nigeria gets a leader like Putin so that, she can finally pull herself out of this frustrating western democracy (sorry, demonstration-of-craze).

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Celebrities / Re: Why Is It That Most Actresses, Are Richer Than Most Actors? by Onucs(m): 12:22am On Jul 10, 2023
They have clitocurrencies to sale in abundance (Yafu Yafu) grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine's Bid To Join NATO Is Premature - Joe Biden by Onucs(m): 8:02pm On Jul 09, 2023
franciskaine:
unless Ukraine don't come out a United country, then their joining will wither, otherwise, consider it a done deal after the war.

Putin has no justifiable reason attacking a sovereign state that never acted as a direct threat to her.

Have you ever stopped to think of what would happen to Mexico or Canada if the reverse was the case.

Americans are known bullies and over the years have device means to subdue their neighbouring nations. Not that they are happy.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine's Bid To Join NATO Is Premature - Joe Biden by Onucs(m): 7:53pm On Jul 09, 2023
After they have given Ukraine the weapons to destroy themselves, they wanna back down now.

They thought the war would end sooner so that they can begin their so called military expedition in Ukraine ravaging the country in the process but Putin put up a good fight. Go Russia. Long live Vladmir Putin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet Suspected Female Armed Robbers Who Force Their Victims To Sleep With Them by Onucs(m): 7:51pm On Jul 09, 2023
Really?

If it was a Nigerian movie, the name would be "Hot criminals"😁😁😁

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Politics / Re: How Four Teenagers Hijack Nigeria Airways Plane In 1993 (Video) by Onucs(m): 7:50pm On Jul 09, 2023
Hehehe..

Naija wey full plane the lost😀😀

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