New president

New administration

New policies

New governance

#IHopeNigeriaWorks

flexyrule:
Only in Nigeria you'll see a professor rigging an election for an illetrate.

Only in Nigeria, you see educated elites canvassing for votes for an illiterate.

In Nigeria, you'll find physically fit persons campaigning for I'll persons.

Na this same Nigeria we see as vigilante go rescue police.

Animals wey suppose dey zoo dey swallow money.

Everything here Na upside down.

Nigeria no normal. I swear!

Oga, who is an illiterate?
Ahbi u don chop hot coal this morning 😁😁

Aluta continua

Congratulations to the president elect👏👏

Felabrity:
They won't even allow him speak for 10 minutes to avoid any bulabas

Is it by bulaba?

The war is over, lets focus on improving our dear country.

This app keeps getting better👏👏

Damn!

U gave mouth pleasure to a lady on her period.

Who is breeding this simps?

Spits

Sangoamadioha1:
We know the Nigerians with this sort of behavior and we also know their political mentor.

Gbamsolutely 🥶

Wao, this lady have really done well. Kudos

Kpele

Take it easy. All will be well in due time, Insha Allah

Very soon, it's either you are techy or you are useless.

Computer science and other related fields should be professional causes.

Federalis:



If you really love her, and want to help, just get a lawyer, and tell her to sign an agreement to return your money if she ever steps out of the relationship after all your expenditure. If she agrees, then fine, you can go ahead. If not, OYO ooo...

Baba, if she wan still comot, she go use poison. So, u never begin fear this gender? The only deal is, never do for a lady something u can't let go.

Jennyclay:
Men should learn to spend on their wife/girlfriend without expecting anything in return

Personally, Even though the man has spent billions and trillions on me, if there’s no love in the marriage I will seek for divorce.

It’s better for the woman to leave the marriage than to start cheating on the man.

Another agbaya don spit. Na feeble men sha, shit can't happen wee me

True true

The lack of money is the root of all evil

Ken4Christ:


OK. We are waiting for the magic.

Baba go hide ur face. Nothing u fit do

Why this much hate?

Election has come and gone but Nigeria must continue whether u like it or not. Tinubu will bcome president whether u like it or not. And truth is, u don't have to like it. Why not work in ur own capacity to improve this country u claim to love so much.

How can a man stand on the pulpit or alter of God and say this rubbish?

And see the way his congregation de pay close attention to this babarism. TBH, Christianity don dey fear me

Everything is vanity fah

Normally, man no suppose dey in good terms with im popsy, u dey f*ck up

nairalee:
WASTE THE MOTHERFFURCKERS
- Samuel L. Jackson[Rules of Engagement 2000]

Waste em damn mudafuckers😀😀

Spanishmilf:
The money pain you
Btw go to your bank with proof they will freeze his acct act now

Opay?

helinues:
This is very interesting

At least Pdp have agreed that Tinubu will be sworn in on May 29.

Good step from Pdp

That settles it.

Or who else needs to agree🤷

CondemnBattery:
If it works for you, fine.


80% of Ladies out there ain't loyal nowadays.

They want to marry as a poverty alleviation scheme, divorce their husband and demand for 50%.
If you must marry, please read the book of HAKIMI, chapter 1vs 1 to the end.

Don't be an Ebue or Wes brown.

Happy salah

or even Will Smith

PatrickOkunima:


What you wrote there is not Archimedes principle. According to Archimede's principles, when an object is immersed in a fluid (liquid or gas), it experiences a loss in weight equal to the mass of the liquid displaced.

you are both saying the same thing na, oga mi

The devil saw that men are no longer getting heart breaks from relationships, fiam, he brought sport bet

Am sure he was on drugs

So pathetic

People funny sha😀😀😀

Seductress4:
They can't do anything.
The way you people overhype Russians sef

The same people that brought down the German empire during WWII or the same people that also have the highest number of nucs plus they have the best scientists, u are talking overhype.

Russia is by far the most powerful country in the world and America knows this for a fact.

Africans r useless in every ramifications.

Honestly, I am so ashamed of being called African. A continent that should be most powerful yet, it is the most feeble.

With the help of so called LEARNED professors, stupid politicians rig elections only to enter the office and further withhold allowances of the professors. Time and again, same professors embark on their deceitful strikes claiming they r doing it for the students. The students too cannot organise a simple campus election without cultism playing the fore front. Chai, so irritating.

With this looming WWIII, I just hope the super powers will not resort to use Africa to test each other's Nuclear might else we go smell pepper since we no wan get sense.

That is how they are spoiling their own kids.

No discipline no up bringing.

Merch:
Tinubu might actually turn out to be a good president, let’s just give him a chance

It's not like we have any choice though

I hope she can cope with not exposing her body for the rest her life, then good for her.

Absolutely not

Not even after close of work during week days