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Romance / Re: Please Advice!! My Elder Sister Is In A Dilemma Right Now by Onucs(m): 1:59pm On Jun 20, 2023
Na this small thing, naim u carry big english nack on top. say na dilemma.

what is wrong in mothering another woman's children?
Career / Re: Robot Customer Care Staff Spotted In A VI Bank (pic/video) by Onucs(m): 1:54pm On Jun 20, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Many jobs are on the line.
AI(Artificial Intelligence) revolution is real.
Even Nairaland uses bots which filter some words.

There will always be means for new jobs. Learn the art.

AI is the future.
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Service Chiefs And Their State Of Origin (Picture) by Onucs(m): 1:25pm On Jun 20, 2023
LibertyRep:
If any, the North Central should be one complaining.


And to think about it, the NC is far bigger than the entire SE
Politics / Re: Profile Of Nuhu Ribadu, National Security Adviser by Onucs(m): 6:28am On Jun 20, 2023
KingAzubuike:
Lol tumlubu is so clueless. Appointing someone with zero security background as NSA is a massive joke.

The ones with security background they have been appointing over the years, what have they done to curb insecurities?

Or are you just anoda bereaved obidient that doesn't know when to let go grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Is Over Hyped by Onucs(m): 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2023
I don't know about Rema but I don't think Burna is overhyped. Personally, he is the best musical artist in Nigeria.
Sports / Re: Dutch Striker Promes Jailed For Stabbing Cousin by Onucs(m): 12:21pm On Jun 19, 2023
Wahala
Politics / Re: Is Asari Dokubo Aggrieved And Want Tompolo’s Contract? by Onucs(m): 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2023
Vokallond1:
According to the Nairaland Classification model i built, this news is placed in the correct category which is POLITICS. I will open a thread describing step-by-step method i used to build this model, stay tuned

Which classification algorithm did you use and how did you compile the dataset🌚🌚
Food / Re: Guinness World Records: Treasure Eleojo Abraham Begins ‘Home’ Cook-A-Thon by Onucs(m): 9:04am On Jun 17, 2023
Coolsat:
Nigerians will not rest over these things until they are banned.


Naija too get cruise
😀😀😀😀😀

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Crime / Re: Woman Rapes Her Daughter’s Boyfriend 300 Times(photos) by Onucs(m): 7:54am On Jun 17, 2023
NOC1:
300 what, how is it possible?
First few times are rape the rest are with consent

It is not possible to be a day or week occurrence

16 years with consent?

U think say na Nigeria Dem dey?

But, how men dey take dey traumatized from rape sef grin grin
Romance / Re: Rivers Man Dies After Sex Romp, Lover Flees by Onucs(m): 8:54pm On Jun 16, 2023
Otubong may have died but his manhood lives on.

goodbye great force. Adieu
Health / Re: Lightning Strike Kills Referee During Football Match In Niger State (Photos) by Onucs(m): 8:59pm On Jun 15, 2023
RIP
Properties / Re: I Need Advice Please Renting Out My House by Onucs(m): 1:27pm On Jun 15, 2023
Wahala shocked
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Tinubu Projects 500,000 Jobs With Data Protection Law by Onucs(m): 8:26am On Jun 15, 2023
Asswipemod:


Now I know that being able to post stuff on Nairaland doesn't mean you're educated. Just look at this funk I'm quoting, for example.

He is obidient. His wounds are still fresh!

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Sports / Re: Thunder Strike Kills Referee During Friendly Match In Niger by Onucs(m): 5:54pm On Jun 14, 2023
Nawaooo

Naija and bad news
Crime / Re: Gang Kidnapped Bauchi Varsity Student Over $3,800 Yahoo Loot Sharing Formula by Onucs(m): 1:33pm On Jun 14, 2023
TechCapon:
Money that you can make comfortably monthly from the comfort of your home by learning high demand IT skills is what these idiots are doing yahoo for. I spit on their head

I wonder
TV/Movies / Re: Guinness World Record: Another Nigeria Set To Set A Make A New Record by Onucs(m): 7:54am On Jun 14, 2023
DellaGold:
Awesome. This is great and we anticipate

Nawaooo

E be like me na Eat-a-ton I go do oo

200 hours Eat-a-ton non stop😁😁
Whether I win or no win I go still satisfy😜

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Business / Re: CEO Of Fairmoney, Laurin Hainy Hosts Podcast On Doing Business In Nigeria (vid) by Onucs(m): 11:23am On Jun 13, 2023
Outstanding
Family / Re: His Wife Has A Sugar Daddy by Onucs(m): 1:41pm On Jun 11, 2023
frozen70:


In as much as I dont support what she is doing, I can't judge her because the story said that her husband doesn't provide for them but rocks out, they go hungry some days but am sure he eats while his family goes hungry

So she has no option left but to have a sugar daddy who cares for them and provide for them to feed

Well if the husband can't stand it, let him find his way out of the relationship

Hunger is not something to play with

A man who doesn't do his work, another man will do it for him

Spoken like a contemporary African woman devoid of any atom of sense. So whoring is the perfect solution for the problem at hand? Jeez!

Sometimes I wonder if I am ever gonna be able to summon the courage to marry in this our generation. Little wonders there are more single mothers than married women these days 🤔🤔

A generation where marriage is the only source of poverty alleviation our girls know. Spits.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Colombia Plane Crash: Four Children Found Alive In Amazon After 40 Days by Onucs(m): 9:18pm On Jun 10, 2023
Kharol1234:
Lucky kids

What kept all four of them alive after such horrific crash will surely keep them protected. Miracle no dey tire Jesus.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Signs Electricity Bill; States, Companies Authorised To Generate Power by Onucs(m): 10:46pm On Jun 09, 2023
I pray it works
Politics / Re: �BREAKING: DSS Arrests Suspended CBN Godwin Emefiele . Happening Now. by Onucs(m): 10:36pm On Jun 09, 2023
E don cast, last last, emiefele go chop breakfast. Shayo! grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Checkout The Husband And Wife Snake I Killed On The Farm (pics) by Onucs(m): 2:23pm On Jun 06, 2023
Which one is husband and wife snakes again?

Ahbi, na u join them in holy matrimony🤦
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal: Kwara Govt Reduces Workdays To Three For Public Servants by Onucs(m): 5:02pm On Jun 05, 2023
Instead of tripling workers salary grin
Family / Re: Delta Man Cries Out For Help Over Wife Allegedly Assaulting Him Repeatedly by Onucs(m): 11:41am On Jun 05, 2023
Where are the human rights organization, one man down. Dude is an efulefu, his manhood should be cut off undecided

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Politics / Re: "God Please Use The Tribunal": Tinubu Supporter Already Regrets Voting Him by Onucs(m): 10:12am On Jun 05, 2023
You wish grin
Politics / Re: Now That Tinubu Has Fired The First Warning Shot At Buhari by Onucs(m): 10:09am On Jun 05, 2023
What kind of write up is this. Typical of a hateful being who have been galvanized to think that apart from his candidate, no one else can savage Nigeria. Asif Obi or Atiku would not have removed subsidy as well. Mtcheeeew!

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Sports / Re: FA CUP Final: Man City Beat Man Utd To Keep Treble Dreams Alive by Onucs(m): 8:40am On Jun 04, 2023
They deserve the treble cos they are the best team in world rn.

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Family / Re: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by Onucs(m): 11:17am On Jun 02, 2023
FalseProphet1:
What of tithe. Why is tithe not on your budget? How can you not be paying tithes. Don't you know that your pastor has families to feed. You're lucky you're not my member, I would have called down fire on you. This is wickedness. Tueh! angry

grin grin
Romance / Re: How I Caused Potential Fight Between My Girlfriend And Her Friend by Onucs(m): 1:34pm On May 27, 2023
Alexandersantos:
Why will u tell ur new girlfriend about confronting ur old girlfriend about telling her not to call u again...don't u knw girls are over reactive when it comes to issues like this

Minister of women affairs🌚🌚
Politics / Re: President Buhari Takes Tinubu On A Tour Of The State House by Onucs(m): 4:54pm On May 26, 2023
KingAzubuike:
A country where power can be bought. Nigeria is a disgrace.
yes ooo

Where police prefer to collect bribe to doing their jobs right,
Where the soldiers prefer to unlawfully intimidate innocent civilians to protecting them,
Where politicians prefer to steal public funds to using the money judiciously,
Where citizens praise and applaud same politicians year in, year out but will burn a common thief on the streets probably for stealing garri🤦🤦,
Where a market woman prefers to cheat an ignorant customer to being honest,
Where a student prefer to cheat in an exam to reading diligently,
Where the student union prefer to rig campus elections to doing the right thing,
Where girls prefer to sell their bodies to working hard to earn a living,
Where youths prefer fraud (yahoo) to hard work,
Where most people celebrate fraudsters for stealing (because they don cash out),
Where the road safety, custom, efcc, ndlea prefer to collect bribes to doing their job well etc. Just name it.

My dear, the problems of this country will probably come to an end one day, if all of us begin to do our jobs right. No one is excluded.

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