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Business / Re: Dangote Is Selling Cement For 1,150 Naira In Zambia by Onuhgabriel(m): 1:06am On Apr 09, 2021
expliciit:
The dangote guy is a criminal, I have known this for a long time base on report and experts opinion that cement should not be more than #1000
Wouldn't you like his source of criminality? Idiot�
Investment / Re: How To Make Upto 2k Everyday Without Any Investing Anything by Onuhgabriel(m): 12:49am On Mar 16, 2021
09135858529 interested
Business / Re: Can You Write Accurately? Get Paid To Write At Home. by Onuhgabriel(m): 11:08pm On Jan 29, 2021
How pls?
Romance / This Is Why Burnar Boy Is The African Giant. (photos) by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:35pm On Jan 03, 2021
Oluwa burna. When talking of African Artist, We talk of Icons like 2baba, OBO, Wizzy and the Oluwa Him self.
It was Said and proven though other artist existed before him but of the overall best, It's our Nigeria One and only Burna Boy, his, is bigger larger when compare with likes of OBO and the rest which attracted people before Accepting him as the AFRICAN GIANT with all proven facts.

This are the facts; Picture applied below

Romance / Check In Pls by Onuhgabriel(m): 2:11pm On Jan 03, 2021
I'm a student and been find online forum that pays. Then i saw Www.Moneylandforum.com. just reading and commenting on post or shareing of post. It also work by refferal.
embarassed
Pls I need ur sincere Advice is it real?? Bcs registration fee is 2k which im about to pay.

Can i register? Or any idea post pls����
Romance / Share You Weirdest Fear Or Experience For An Animal by Onuhgabriel(m): 12:20pm On Dec 28, 2020
Hey Romancelander, as the Chrismas celebration continue and 2020 coming to an end 3days away, let share some of our 2020 weirdest fear or experience with/for any animal just for fun . I'll start; mine was snakes: so during the lockdown, I stay in my room only to see something like tail entering under the clothe i was to wash, na so i take gbaga comot for the room telling mumcy that i saw something with tail maybe its wall gheko only to be snake me were i carry cutlass na so i left only mumcy to kill am oh���

Also another one was a particular road i use to follow, so that faithful afternoon, i was just as usual to pass, only for guy man( snake) japa. till today if am passing that same road i must run bcs of the fear.

Share use just for fun��
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 11:13am On Dec 18, 2020
ethicallyright:
THE UNEXAMINED LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING SOCRATES

THE STATEMENT ABOVE WAS MADE BY SOCRATES AT HIS COURT TRIAL FOR CORRUPTING THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF THE GREAT ANCIENT GREEK EMPIRE. I START WITH THE QUOTE ABOVE BECAUSE THE LESSON OF SOCRATES WAS SEEN AS CORRUPTION THEN BUT HE SAW FARTHER THAN THE PEOPLE OF HIS TIME. MY ADVICE TODAY WILL BE SEEN AS CORRUPTION BUT IT WOULD MAKE YOU A GREAT MAN.

YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED AS YOU HAVE SOUGHT DIRECTION FROM CON MEN MOST OF WHOM WOULD BE RETIRED AS GRANDFATHERS WHEN YOU REACH YOUR PRIME. YOUR GENERATION WOULD HAVE TO OVERCOME A LOOMING CHALLENGE OF A VALUELESS INTERNATIONAL CRUDE OIL MARKET. YOU HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO TO SAVE YOUR LINEAGE FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF POVERTY BECAUSE IT WOULD BE HARDER TO SAVE YOUR TRIBE, YOUR PEOPLE AND COUNTRY FROM THE COMING DECADES OF ECONOMIC CRISES WHICH MAY BE WORSENED BY RELIGIOUS CRISIS IN THIS COUNTRY.

1. DO NOT SPEND YOUR TIME AT A RELIGIOUS HOUSE IF YOU ARE NOT IN CHARGE OF THE FINANCES.

2. DO NOT PROTEST OR JOIN A WAR IF ALL THE GLORY WILL NOT BE GIVEN TO YOU BY THE MEDIA.

3. TRUST NO ONE, SPEAK LESSER THAN MORE. YOUR POWER WILL GROW IN YOUR SILENCE

4. FORM ALLIANCES WITH 5% INTELLIGENT PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT FIND MANY OF THEM , 60% MEDIOCRES BECAUSE ONE DAY THEY COULD BE USEFUL AND 35% IDÎOTS WHO WILL DIE FOR YOUR CAUSE IF THEIR DEATH IS NECESSARY.

5. DO NOT JOIN A CULT OR A SECRET SOCIETY EXCEPT YOU ARE THE HEAD AND FOUNDER.

6. DO NOT ATTACK BUT KILL AND ANNIHILATE IN DEFENCE. LET YOUR DEFENCE WRECK HAVOC THAN ANY OFFENSIVE.

7. MASTURBATE MORE UNTIL WOMEN DO NOT CONTROL YOUR LIFE. NEVER SLEEP WITH MORE THAN ONE WOMAN BUT MASTURBATE WITH MILLIONS OF WOMEN IN YOUR MIND. THIS WAY YOU WILL NOT DIE IN THE HANDS OF A WOMAN.

8. DO NOT STEAL WHAT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU . LIE AND CHEAT WHEN NECESSARY AND BUILD YOUR FORTUNE WITH SWEAT AND TEARS BUT NOT BLOOD.

9. DO NOT STEP ON TOES . IT IS BETTER TO BE WITHOUT A FORM OF SPIRITUAL PROTECTION (AN ATHEIST) THAN TO SEEK SPIRITUAL PROTECTION WHICH GIVES LESS THAN 100% ASSURANCE.

10. YOU MUST BUILD A BUSINESS IN YOUR YOUTH WHICH MUST BECOME A CONGLOMERATE AS YOU GROW. EVEN YOU TRADE ALCOHOL AND NARCOTICS, NEVER TASTE THEM.

11. A SUCCESSION PLAN IS NECESSARY. YOUR FIRST AND SECOND CHILDREN MUST BE MALES. GO THROUGH SCIENTIFIC GENDER SELECTION WITH THEIR MOTHER AND LEAVE NO ROOM FOR CHANCE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONUHGABRIEL

You're the best sir.
You're morethan a friend. God bless you bro
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:29pm On Dec 02, 2020
samuel19222:
you just start life bro, so use your head

Don’t join cult

Don’t Gamble especially Bet9ja

Don't chase hoes

Updating.....

Thank'y so much sir..... :-/
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:27pm On Dec 02, 2020
samuel19222:
you just start life bro, so use your head

Don’t join cult

Don’t Gamble especially Bet9ja

Don't chase hoes

Updating.....

Thank'y so much sir....
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:25pm On Dec 02, 2020
samuel19222:
you just start life bro, so use your head

Don’t join cult

Don’t Gamble especially Bet9ja

Don't chase hoes

Updating.....

Thank'y so much sir.....
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:24pm On Dec 02, 2020
samuel19222:
you just start life bro, so use your head

Don’t join cult

Don’t Gamble especially Bet9ja

Don't chase hoes

Updating.....

Thanks so much sir....
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:22pm On Dec 02, 2020
samuel19222:
you just start life bro, so use your head

Don’t join cult

Don’t Gamble especially Bet9ja

Don't chase hoes

Updating.....
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:21pm On Dec 02, 2020
samuel19222:
you just start life bro, so use your head

Don’t join cult

Don’t Gamble especially Bet9ja

Don’t chase hoes

Updating.....
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:17pm On Dec 02, 2020
Ayandokun2000:
Happy birthday bro

1.stay focused (especially education)
2.Avoid hoes (or perhaps use ur head in any relationship u find urself)
3.Dont gamble (it ruins life)



My little advice
thank'y so much sir, i really appreciate.
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:14pm On Dec 02, 2020
Ayandokun2000:
Happy birthday bro

1.stay focused (especially education)
2.Avoid hoes (or perhaps use ur head in any relationship u find urself)
3.Dont gamble (it ruins life)



My little advice
thank'y so much i really appreciate
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:12pm On Dec 02, 2020
ayomilore:
Happy birthday to you boy.
There are 2 main vital decisions to make in life, who to serve and who to marry.
If you can get the two right, you are made for life.
If you have not given your life to Christ try to do so so that he can begin to usher your steps, have a good relationship with him via regular prayer and reading of his words and please flee immorality as much as you can, it destroy and delays fulfilment of destiny.
If i had realized this while I was much younger, things would have been much better than this.

God bless you.

Ameen! Ok sir, I really appreciate sir thank'y very much sir, i'm very grateful.
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:11pm On Dec 02, 2020
ayomilore:
Happy birthday to you boy.
There are 2 main vital decisions to make in life, who to serve and who to marry.
If you can get the two right, you are made for life.
If you have not given your life to Christ try to do so so that he can begin to usher your steps, have a good relationship with him via regular prayer and reading of his words and please flee immorality as much as you can, it destroy and delays fulfilment of destiny.
If i had realized this while I was much younger, things would have been much better than this.

God bless you.

Ameen! Ok sir, I really appreciate sir thank'y very much sir, i'm very grateful
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:03pm On Dec 02, 2020
ayomilore:
Happy birthday to you boy.
There are 2 main vital decisions to make in life, who to serve and who to marry.
If you can get the two right, you are made for life.
If you have not given your life to Christ try to do so so that he can begin to usher your steps, have a good relationship with him via regular prayer and reading of his words and please flee immorality as much as you can, it destroy and delays fulfilment of destiny.
If i had realized this while I was much younger, things would have been much better than this.

God bless you.

Ameen! Ok sir, I really appreciate sir thank'y very much sir i'm very grateful
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 7:56pm On Dec 02, 2020
helinues:
God bless your new age .

Just try and remain faithful to yourself even if you can't do the same to others

Ok sir! thanks, i really appreciate [/quote]
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 7:51pm On Dec 02, 2020
Simplehuman:
Children of nowadays sha. They enjoy a lot things. At, 16, did I even know if Internet existed not to talk of having a smart phone to be surfing Internet?

I wish I have time to type so many things but then, I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.

Happy birthday young lad

cheesy cheesy ok sir, thanks but i'll really wish u can create a time for me sir
Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 7:48pm On Dec 02, 2020
Promotions:
Happy birthday young man, stay focused as much as you can, be happy, avoid negativity and most importantly surround yourself with great people..you will learn the rest as you grow
thank you sir i really appreciate :-)

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Romance / Re: Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 12:46pm On Dec 02, 2020
Righteousness89:


Precious Daddy! I Pray For this young man/lady who Desires Direction. My Daddy! Your Choice For is always the Best! I ask that you Reveal His Purpose on Earth to Him. Open him up to what you created him For. As he Surrenders to you! Show him who you are in JESUS Name..
The Relationship you need now is the relationship with JESUS..

Happy Birthday young Man!!
GOD BLESS YOU
Romance / Happy 16th Birthday To Me. Your Brotherly Advice Is Needed, I'm 16yrs Today. by Onuhgabriel(m): 12:33pm On Dec 02, 2020
Hi guys!
i dnt really knw the right section to create this thread per said, but once encounter 18yr guy who created a thread seeking advice of his new age.
so same is mine. I need ur candit advice.
I'm 16yrs today and currently waiting for KSU/PAAU awaiter post UTME.
pls help with anytype of advice regarding; life, education, money, investment, religion, politics, relationship, friendship, finance, economics, age, time, decision making, lifestyle that may help me in life and if possible, u can help share any of ur experience or mistake u'd made in like or any good decision u made in life i.e nagative positive so i can learn from there and not to make such mistake and also make any good one, you also help to recomend any book, music, word of motivation that i can listen to and improve my life, movie etc.
though, i've read
the diamond of life
managing ur time
1 of Oyedepo's book

thanks alot, I'm really grateful.

@righteousness89
@uprightness e.t.c
come and pray for me oh

happy 16th birth day to me.
Education / When'll Neco Result Come Out??? by Onuhgabriel(m): 11:34am On Nov 27, 2020
Hi! Pls hw many days'll neco take before the release of this year result after the complexion tommorow?
thanks
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Insult U'vd Ever Insult The Opposite Sex Nd Vise Versa? by Onuhgabriel(m): 6:58pm On Nov 25, 2020
Abouwaza:
Smelling rotten fish puna
ahhhh! Udon c finish b dat o cheesy
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Insult U'vd Ever Insult The Opposite Sex Nd Vise Versa? by Onuhgabriel(m): 6:50pm On Nov 25, 2020
Kaykay999:
After she cheated on me
I told her that she gives her pussy away like kolanut to men.
Billboard pussy >sad


billboard cheesy

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Romance / Re: What's The Worst Insult U'vd Ever Insult The Opposite Sex Nd Vise Versa? by Onuhgabriel(m): 8:10am On Nov 25, 2020
Ever8090:
For you to insult someone simply because there physical looks does not meet your expectation is not fair sir..

Strong face or strong ynash, no be you find her go?..
yeah! I gat ya point though, I didn't meant to body shame her but the rate at which she was insulting me and calling different name like "sturborn grass and blah blah" make me device a means to hurt her but sha, we're still friends
Romance / What's The Worst Insult U'vd Ever Insult The Opposite Sex Nd Vise Versa? by Onuhgabriel(m): 11:25pm On Nov 24, 2020
Yeah! What's the worst insult u'd ever insult or u've ever receive from the opposite sex?

so i'll start first!

so, i me this geh on during the LD on fb without dp, we got talking, we were initially friends but not to live no stone unturn, i shot my shoot. Mind u, the said geh was very smart and intelligent which made me fall for her. After much pressure frm me to send her pics, she sent it.
mehn, this geh was damn to ugly with strong face like those calabar men nd big head like those gays. I was automatically turn off, the geh get baaaaaaad mouth i swear and as God have't, she post her pics and i was like;
me: wow! I like ur gown
she: awnnnn thank
me: ur gown look like those 19th centuary european prostitute
she: chaiiii

till today anytime my mind went back to that incident, i'll always laff.

yeah! So share urs let keep the fire burning
let kill bordom
Romance / Re: How're My Going To Start This Conversation? Help A Brother by Onuhgabriel(m): 12:57pm On Nov 22, 2020
TheCork:







..hold up bro.... u wannnto hav relationship wit yor house help & u need our advise?....shame on u sir for sleeping wit house girl!!(no oofense) >sad




hope u knw madness isn't only when someone go unclad?
Romance / Re: How're My Going To Start This Conversation? Help A Brother by Onuhgabriel(m): 12:01am On Nov 22, 2020
Hey! Sorry the heading was a mistake, what i mean is "hw am i" not "how're my" pls
no insult pls, it was a mistake

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Romance / How're My Going To Start This Conversation? Help A Brother by Onuhgabriel(m): 11:46pm On Nov 21, 2020
Hi romancelander!
relationship expert in the house help me fast fast abeg...
there's this pretty girls with a magnificient smile i'm lately falling for, though with a slight age different (1yr older) but base on the green light she's been giving me, i'm sure we're both falling for each other and bcs of my introvert nature, i'm confuse of hw to strike a conversation btw the both.
though, her best friend is my friend so i'm like to use her and draw her attention. pls house, my low communication is the problem now. So how am i going to start the conversation with her? Pls urs idea is needed. And also hw to cheer her up online
pls what am i going to tell her?
thank alot

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