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BadRadio:
I blame guys

Na Dem start am

Airforce1:
When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant for me, I was scared and kinda wonder what my kids would look like.
but to the glory of God, They so cute that some people in the neighborhood want to carry them.

I took responsibility for my actions in bed which resulted in pregnancy and doubled my hustle so I can give my kids the kind of life I never had back in the days as a kid.

Don't hate, this thread is meant to inspire you.

Stay blessed for ur children's sake bro

Stuffs like this dey strict visa applications nah....

A place I ready grind tomato for open market square...

Nigeriabiafra80:
Asari dokubo and Mohammed Yusuf founder of boko haram

Dss lack intelligent

Tell me this pics ain't true bro..


Pls

Dis a prank pic?!?

buymyride:
In a bid to ameliorate the ranging pandemic effect on hard working Nigerian men, we the stingy men association have finally decided to step in and save the day for our fellow men already caught in trap and most especially the simps.
Forms are out for coaching and tutoring on how to alphamize

Executive positions 2k
Junior leadership positions 1k
Lower divisions 500 naira


Let me see what I can do saves the day more than you can ever imagine

Cc: lalasticlala Seun mynd44 etc. let’s step up to the occasion and avert this pandemic doom

It's too cost na

Don't they have d wan of fifteen naira

That I can pay 2 times ?

Proud to be a Member!


Thanks for considering me...

Abeg how do I process me I'd card

AprokoGirl:
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Honest punishment

Trustedpro:
You are only required to pay 7.5% of your net profit when your company turnover 20million naira annually. I think you will be asked to pay a token for your annual audited account if you are not making such turnover.

I thought it was 7.5 of profit and or loss?

ChiefJusticeFuc:
Why does Igbo culture accommodate for bastadry ?

There is this custom whereby in the case a woman cheats on her husband and it results into a pregnancy which her husband knows is not his, the man is expected to lay full claim on the child as his.

I don't know if this is an ancient and long standing custom or something that was fashioned for modern times but what I do know is that almost all Igbo clans practice this culture.


So why do they subscribe to such customs?

One would have thought the first instincts of every man is to reject the bastard alongsids the cheating wife, but not so among the Igbos as the man is expected to keep the child as his .

Was this custom drawn because of the high level of infidelity among Igbo women?

And if so, why do the men think by claiming a bastard born by an adultress will some how compensate for her cheating?

Pls I need answers on this.

Bro not necessary

Why not walk up to an Igbo man

And simply have a chat

kindlyheart:
I am ready for that.

Bro don't play with the Mafias

In ur little beginings

They may make or mar you

Focus on ur walk-in customers...

kindlyheart:
they say are very expensive in abuja.. do you think 500k budget is enough?

Yes bro

Buy Yu don't start life in maitama

Is not sweet that way!!

Nyanya, Zuba, Kubwa, Karmo, gwagwa, gwarimpa, lugbe, bwari, DEIDEI electric items nah sure winning!

anthonyuncle:
onitsha is good for business,
but are you ready for their thugs and tricks?

It a business area but

It's an importers den

Fear of God!!

Is all we need in this life

To make it peaceful

Come Abuja

Dear Nairalanders

If yu know yu want to succeed in business

Or have a safe trip

Please avoid a transport company called "metro transport"

I went there for waybill and forgot my notepad with cash in it.

I only realized this in 2 minutes time I went back

The fraud park was already empty..

I met I with the person I spoke to earlier in a different location and he started threatening and soon disappeared till date!

Deffjam:
as e don be like this now, wetin u want make i do? Like which help i fit render.? I dae close to abj.

but i go advice u make u just ignore that thing my guy.... person when dae map person no dae tell person nah.

Tell ur guy to take down all that incriminating posts..

AsiwajuNdigbo:
Ahh, first of all, there are two sides in Nigeria. The civilized and forward looking society and the zoo.

Arewa is why zoo exists. Take arewa out and the zoo-syndrome will go away.

Are you aware that almajiri is a part of the culture in arewa? Some people will refer to it as almajiri problem. No it is not a problem, it is face of the arewa culture.

Many of the arewa elites that rule them today were either almajiri as youths or they will be first generation in their clan not to do almajiri on street. They must totally walk away from their culture, an impossibility, in order that they will stop almajiri.

I also learnt something about arewa late last year. Are you aware the turban on their head has nothing to do with islam? . It is a cultural wear for the tuaregs and because the tuaregs brought islam from arabia to subsahran, their mode of dressing was copied to symbolize faithful messengers and clerics. Its why arewa clerics always wrap this turban to distinguish their class as authorities on islamic teachings.

I studied Kanuri history and found they had a differwnt kind of symbolism close to the arabs.

Then the fulani emirs on top of their turbans also have two extended fingers, symbolizing their nomad culture. An emir therefore is actually a sarki of herders, or leader of herders or king of herders.

Their holy book Koran actually give desvriptive of how women should dress in public. There is nothing in it about this freaking turban these people sit on their head. Infact, arabs of mecca dont wear turbans. They are berbers in their ancestry. Im sure you have heard people call kanuri indigenes beriberi. They are close to arabs. Infact they are same stock but differwnt genetic lineage. The people of sudan, yemen, darfur, chad, kanuri, all family of same ancestry.

Arewa has not learnt to move their society forward because they were brainwashed and are stuck in what tiaregs passed down to them many centuries ago as the corrwct practice of islam.

If i talk about arewa sai baba eill send efcc to come and look in my tax records, and i dont want that. So lets leave them alone for now with their wahala.

Peace

AsiwajuNdigbo:
If i write on arewa this thread no fit contain the revelation.

Beside, arewa is too barbaric and deficient for me to put what im doing aside to devote time on.

Tueh! to the land of almajiri and makafo. Kaffirs.

Don't do this..

Calm down ok

Just wanted yu to enlighten on the topic

Come make una try dey strong ooo

We plenty for here

And no be our fault

See una at the success point sha

Be strong

E kill it

AsiwajuNdigbo:
Arewa is different from North.

Arewa is 12 sharia states.

Bro please throw more lite on this!

Omo this brother tunde no even dey see well

How those 2 buns take be like His children

Him wan be proud fada of aje tomato kids

Married house boy

D man don "Nurutrilize" d life out of Tunde

Na this wan be bloodless masaka












Cuckold scenario comes to mind

When the man dey talk all dis things sef

Freestainworld:
1. Jesus wasn’t born on December 25
Bible scholars and experts would readily admit that December 25 isn’t the birthdate of Christ. As a matter of fact, Jesus isn’t born anywhere near this date!

We all know that shepherds are out on the field when Christ was born. If Jesus was born in the dead of winter, the shepherds would surely put their livestock in danger, exposing their herd of sheep in extreme cold.

Not only that, but we read that Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem because of a Roman census. The Roman government would have known better than ordering a census during bad weather and road condition is self-defeating.


2. Christmas celebrates the birth of the sun god
Do you know that Christmas has always been celebrated more than 3,000 years before the human birth of Christ? Shocking but it’s true. The earliest roots of Christmas can be traced as far 200 B.C. In an article I wrote entitled “Who was really born on December 25?” you will read:

The pagan history of Christmas started with the Greeks celebrating a festival in honor of Bacchus. After that, the Romans also have their own festival held in honor of Saturnalia. Both festivals are known for its revelry, nocturnal orgies, chaos, riot and even death.

Centuries later, the Roman emperor Aurelian inaugurated a festival in honor of the sun god on December 25. It was known as the Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, which means “the birthday of the Unconquered Sun”.


3. Christmas is offensive to Jesus Christ
Imagine, every year, you give a gift to your husband or wife. Only it wasn’t his/her birthday but the birthday of your ex-lover. What’s worse, the gift you gave is the same thing that your ex-lover gave in the past. Surely, it would be natural for your spouse to doubt the genuineness of your love.

Now, think about what Jesus Christ would feel when you celebrate His birthday on the same day that the pagans celebrate the birth of their gods? What’s worse, you celebrate Christ’s birth by using the same pagan traditions you use to celebrate the birth of the pagan gods!

Let’s be honest here for a second. Christmas is something that’s highly insulting to God and to His Son, Jesus Christ.

4. Jesus won’t celebrate Christmas
Nowhere in the Bible do we see Jesus commanding His disciples and followers to celebrate His birth. We don’t even read evidence that the early New Testament Church do so. In fact, we see clear indications that Jesus, the Disciples, and the true Church observed God-ordained Holy Days found in Leviticus 23.

Now, if you are really a follower of Christ, wouldn’t you also celebrate what God commanded us to observe? If we are to celebrate a festival, wouldn’t it be logical to follow what we read in the Bible and not borrow paganistic way of worship?


5. God seeks the true form of worship
I understand that some people are sincere in keeping Christmas. They solemnly believe in their heart of hearts that they are actually worshiping God.

I don’t condemn nor blame them. In a world ruled and deceived by Satan, it is just not their time yet to know the truth.

However, when you finally come to the truth and discovered what the Bible truly says, you come to realize that worshiping God is not a matter of our will, but God’s will.

We need to ask God how He wants us to worship Him. Is He happy when we recycle pagan practices and traditions and sanitize them with Christian trappings?

Is God pleased when we say we believe in Him and yet, turn a blind eye when He decisively commands us to avoid pagan worship? Are we really honoring God when we worship Him according to what seems right to our own eyes?


“But the hour is coming, and now is, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and TRUTH; for the Father is seeking such to worship Him. God is Spirit, and those who worship Him must worship in spirit and truth.”

God wants us to worship Him in spirit and in truth. Are we truly worshiping God in SPIRIT when we are so focused on the material things we receive? Are we truly worshiping God in truth when we know that Christmas isn’t really the birth of Christ and that Jesus did not command us to worship Him by keeping a pagan holiday?

These are hard questions we need to answer with all honesty.

6. Santa has become the face of Christmas
If you think of Christmas, most people would probably think of Santa more than Jesus Christ. It is not difficult to see why because Santa has been the face of Christmas commercialism.

Most business people would rather promote Santa, a man who encourages buying, so they could earn more sales.

However, do you know the real identity of Santa Claus? Do you know the being behind his jolly, bearded smile?

You are up for the shock of your life. If you want to know who Santa Claus really is, including his dark history, please open this link to a new tab and read the truth yourself.

7. Christmas is driven by commercialism
It is no secret for many of us that business establishments get the most of their sales during the Christmas season. Thus, it is not difficult to see why Christmas’ popularity is driven by commercialism.

The problem with commercialism is it encourages the way of getting rather than the way of giving.

Yes, a lot of people give gifts during this holiday season but more people get this feeling of entitlement. They feel that since it’s Christmas, they should receive gifts. Not only that, but a lot of people give something expecting that they would also get something in return!

Thus, we have “exchanging gifts” during Christmas. The thing is it is not even your birthday!


8. A lot of lies are propagated during Christmas
Christmas tells us that Christ was born in the dead of winter. Now, that’s a huge lie!

Here are other Christmas lies you should know about:

Three kings – the bible didn’t specify how many kings there were. They aren’t even kings but wise men from the east.
Nativity scene – the nativity scene shows a baby Jesus in the manger with the animals. Actually, the animals are out in the field. When the wise men arrived, Jesus is already in a house not in a manger. Plus, Jesus is no longer a baby, but rather a young child.
Bring Christ back to Christmas – you can’t bring Christ into something that He wasn’t part of in the first place. Christmas is a pagan custom recycled as a Christian holiday.
You worship God when you observe Christmas – actually not. If you want to worship God, you need to do it according to His will and purpose. We can’t believe in God and do other things contrary to His commands.
Now, these are just some of the many lies and errors propagated during Christmas. Not to mention the many pagan symbolism and trappings used in this holiday season.



9. Christmas hides the true Festivals of God
While it is true that Christmas is something that could give you that warm feeling, make families gather together, and even make you feel closer to God, but it is not the best way for you to achieve these.

After all, it is not about what you feel, but what God feels.

The truth of the matter is that Christmas is a pagan custom used by Satan to obscure God’s true Festivals of God. Most Christians today are oblivious of these God-commanded Feasts found in Leviticus 23.

Jesus didn’t celebrate Christmas but rather God’s Festivals. The Apostles celebrated God’s Festivals as well as the first-century Christians.

Because people are trapped in the illusion that Christmas is the best way for them to worship God, they are blinded by the truth that there are way, way better to be close to God. If you only celebrate God’s Festivals, you will discover why is it better than Christmas and how it can unlock your understanding of God’s great plan of salvation.


10. I would rather follow God’s commands rather than human traditions
It is okay to keep human traditions, but if it goes against God’s commands, then it should be forsaken. Christmas is a human tradition that promotes lies and sadly, obscure God’s truth.

When it comes to choosing between God’s will and human tradition, the answer should be obvious. We must do what God wants us to do rather than what other people want.

Christ, Himself, condemned the Jews of His day when they hold on to their traditions and break God’s command:

“He answered and said to them, “Well did Isaiah prophesy of you hypocrites, as it is written:

‘This people honors Me with their lips,
But their heart is far from Me.
And in vain they worship Me,
Teaching as doctrines the commandments of men.’

For laying aside the commandment of God, you hold the tradition of men” (Mark 7:6-.

When we keep Christmas, a pagan holiday which was clearly called an abomination by God, we are breaking the law of our Heavenly Father in the process.

So, between God’s law or human tradition, which would you choose? The popular choice is keeping human tradition, but as for me, I’d rather keep God’s law. Even though it is unpopular and people might ridicule me, I’ll still follow what God says instead of living a comfortable life by going with the flow of mainstream Christianity.

Final Thoughts
As this world celebrates Christmas, remember, what the Bible truly teaches about this worldly holiday. It is the right time that we learn the truth and let the truth transform our lives.

God is not impressed by how many gifts you gave or received during Christmas. He isn’t impressed with how pompous your Christmas decorations are. He isn’t after what feels good for us, but He wants to see whether we will follow His commandments or not.

So, will you still keep Christmas? Some will and some won’t. Some will ignore the truth, while others will act on it. I hope you and I belong to the group of people who will follow God no matter what the consequences may be.

It's a Day set aside by christians to celebrate the coming of the the king of peace!


#icelebrate

oshonwambada:
NIGERIA IS COLLASPING AND NO ONE CARES

Bro we care just that

Some ppo that has their ethnic extractions or religious line in top positions

Would think Yu are out their to attack their kind

Nigerian is so painful that tormentors has the guts to keep saying religious tolerance

Now How is that

The reason we are breathing some form of dusty air at the moment is that

The so called bandits, herdsmen or foko Haram etc

Are all pensionable government staff !!!

If not yu know how much yu spend to maintain I pass my neighbor generator.

Talk of aleast 500 AK47s with operators and raw materials!

ugbedeojo1993:
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Sad

Op abeg pls indicate

Graphics
Warnings
Disturbing pic


Thanks

paddyofboss:
Lol in the 90s u still use black and white? Tuale sir

As at that time color tv was a luxury

Just like modern day 4k or uhd

paddyofboss:
Indomie people will not know him RIP sir

I watched all his movies on black and white television

liver123:
Please pardon my grammatical blunders. I have stayed in abuja since 2018 after my service and I have done some petty work work as a civil engineering graduate which doesn't measure up for survival and up till date I have not gotten a decent job.

This year has been very tough for me as I struggle to even feed. My rent in abuja will expire February and I don't have a job.

Now am in lokoja to visit my elder brother for xmass and he is in support that I should stay back in lokoja since I don't have a job in abuja and my rent will soon expire. Am totally confused now on whether to stay back or go back to abuja as this lokoja town is too dry and I don't even know how I can get a job here.

Bro is not an issue of sort..

Laylow on lokoja

Hustle for job btw the 2 cities..

Las las tins go comeback brighter

Amen

Valkan:

Bro is Christmas and yu want to cause a football crisis abi...

Well I dey on top bridge they look wetin dey happen.