₦airaland Forum

derecho:
That was what made him notorious on Nairaland.

The nonsense even made FP.
I don't know what happened to the mod that day.

Wow. Let me go dig for it in his profile. I need some comedy to enjoy this bedtime.

derecho:
Kikikiki.. From ihordspy the Gazelle Gagaraga explainer?


Any definition or explanation from you is a joke

Lol.
Did that bloke actually try giving meaning to the gazelle gagaraga rubbish? Does anyone here have the link to the stupidity?

Penguin2:
Fools!

I suppose it’s the same idiot that liked that post that is making this nonsense post.

The other day, the idiot that calls himself Lagos REC was making statements underserving of an impartial umpire.

But in all these, my happiness is that Nigerians will defeat all of them.

Even if old Naira is allowed to continue circulating and Tinubu buys vote, Obi will still win.

The only thing that might change is that instead of coming third, he might just come second behind Obi.

So, we meuve!

That's the spirit, bro.
We will win.
A new Nigeria is POssible

Nobody knows who the hell is Seun Kuti, talk more of knowing that he's a musician.
Mildly put, my very self plus my 11 kids, my two wives and 10 concubines have never heard the name Seun Keti talk more of hearing any of his certainly depressing songs.
A new Nigeria is POssible.
Vote LP

IbileIfe:
Anyone who does not know Seun Kuti does not know Nigerian music.
Ask Don Jazzy, MI and Burna Boy.

Joke apart, I'm no student of Nigerian music, but I know the three musicians you mentioned above very well and can sing along to at least five of their songs each. In fact, as a student around 2011, I used to read all through the night with MI's rap playing back to back on my PC.
But you see this dirty bloke you call Seun Kuti, I repeat that I have never heard of him talk more of hearing any song he made. To hell with his audio achievements! They don't make Nigerians dance like PSquare have been doing for decades now.

A new Nigeria is POssible

christejames:
Digitron, has Peter Mbah's certificate saga been resolved?



It's really appalling. I've always seen that man as shaddy.


He claimed he served in 2002

He became a commissioner in 2003

Started a company in 2003

Became a billionaire in 2003...


It doesn't add up at all 😕

Wow. Really?
The dude achieved all these within a year?

Are PDP crumb eaters in Enugu State not tired of these their signature verbose writeups?

Honestly, I always look further to reading the first paragraphs of any piece from employees of the failed PDP government of Enugu State. The awkward grammar construction, the unnecessary verbosity, and the crude vulgarity are stuffs of comedy unexpected of supposedly enlightened public officials.

Officialgarri:
Hausas amongst the entire tribes in Nigeria, maintains the best minimalist and contented life style. Less greed , less fraud. Just allow me have my daily bread.

There was a comment I read here two days ago of a Nairalander who withdrew from POS at #100 for 10k which is their normal rate .

Lagos from time is #200 for 10k same as in Enugu and we all go to the bank to withdraw same Naira at same rate .

Now that there's a scarcity, what do you expect of the greedy regions who now charge you 20% of your withdrawal? It's actually expected.

That being said, there's shortage of cash in the North just like everywhere, but their lifestyle makes them manage their situation better

Actually I am from Enugu, and before the scarcity, the charge to withdraw 10K was 100.

Kwankwaso is starting to look like an unserious clown.

Obi will win on the 25th.
The combined votes of Atiku and Tinubu will also fall below Obi's winning votes. That's actually the most significant take from the polls.
A new Nigeria is POssible

Vote Obi so that the price of catfish can come down.
A new Nigeria is POssible

Tinubu has already been defeated by the Nigerian people. The cabals only joined in the funeral as the undertakers.

Atiku is not in the race.
His dollars will never buy him the presidency

Wike the inebriated narcissist won't stop fighting himself until he lands himself a fatal blow.

Fortunately, Dogara's opinion doesn't matter.
LP will win across Southern Kaduna, and across majority of polling units in Nigeria.
Vote Peter Obi for President.
Vote Jonathan Asake for governor Kaduna State.
Vote Engr Mike Ayuba Auta for Senate Kaduna South

lexy2014:
Does the struggle for a new Nigeria start and end with voting for peter obi?

No, Sir.
But it includes it.

Obi will win, Ma'am

This news doesn't dissociate Lagos INEC from MC Oluomo, rather it confirms that the electoral body are in bed with the sanguinary thug.
Expect late arrival of voting materials to polling units where anti-Tinubu sentiments are high.

Obidients in Lagos should prepare for the worst. The struggle for a new Nigeria was never going to be easy.
Vote Peter Obi.
Vote LP

A new Nigeria is coming.
Urchins cannot stop it

nameo:
The percentage of who the respondents will vote(sample size of about 6500) is in their report. It is Obi of course.

Only when they did their Predictive Model of the data that Tinubu slightly wins in one scenario(Low.voters turnout). Obi wins their Predictive Model if voters turnout is high

Read the notes below the charts, Chief. The stated difference between Low and High turnout scenario s in their confusing predictive model is that, whereas respondents in the Low turnout prediction have their pvc and are certain of who they are going to vote out, respondents in the high turnout scenario includes all eligible voters who are not even sure if they are going to vote.
The so-called predictive model is deceptive, or it's meant to dilute the impulse of the losers in this poll.

The only consistent from all these polls is Obi will win, and Atiku and Tinubu are fighting for the second place.

Stears is confused.
Give us the percentages of poll respondents that said they will vote each of the main presidential candidates and leave prediction for Nairaland resident urchins like garfield1.
A new Nigeria is POssible
Vote LP

Lol.
Madam can't even express herself in English so that Emefiele can understand her.
See the unenlightened re.tards ruling a state that claims to be one of the most enlightened in the country.
A new Nigeria is POssible.

A new Nigeria is POssible

A new Nigeria is POssible

DaddyFreeze2020:
Tinubu is not really in the race. He's busy organising Owanbe with uniformed attendants in various State

Lol

A new Nigeria is POssible
Vote LP

I suspected this.
Unfortunately, it won't save him from being thrashed in his native Southwest.
A new Nigeria is POssible.
Vote LP

He probably hasn't renewed his subscription as Atiku has refused to release more dollars.
A new Nigeria is POssible

Obi-Datti billboards are everywhere now.
The same applies to e-adverts.
We are finishing strong.
A new Nigeria is POssible