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Jokes EtcRe: The Dull Boy by Onyeasi(m): 6:50pm On Oct 12, 2011
Bright how u dey, leave studious and bin gbamgbam. Bright & victoree, u guys rocks
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Blood by Onyeasi(m): 4:07pm On Oct 12, 2011
HahahaHahaha! 9ja we too much. Nothing does us.
Jokes EtcRe: The Dull Boy by Onyeasi(m): 1:35pm On Oct 12, 2011
What's this?
Jokes EtcRe: Joker I Love' So Much And Dying To Meet by Onyeasi(m): 1:29pm On Oct 12, 2011
Studio CFR:
U a virgin for real?. . Ok i will disvirgin u with my tongue.
I've done it before. .and i know i can do it again.


roki i heard u gat big backside is it true?

I like your pose roki. . . It reminds me of one Failed Model friend of mine Lyssa
lol

my boy friend will kill me after reading dis. . Lol
Just make your choice. Kirikiri or kuje prison. . . Make you go chop beans
Jokes EtcRe: Application For Employment by Onyeasi(m): 1:23pm On Oct 12, 2011
Studio CFR:
Too long and dry. . . Shiit. . Thought i was reading a text book


OP
thanks for wasting my precious time reading dis through life story of yO's!

Mtchew
grin[b]Hmmm, True story[/b]
Jokes EtcRe: This Section Is Crazy! But Can It Be Cured? by Onyeasi(m): 1:46pm On Oct 10, 2011
lilkech:
@onyeasi abi ONYEOSHI: why u nor dey hear word? abi na 2 plug funnel 4 your ear b4 u go recieve d jerk say u nor suppose dey abuse people like me? u don join your yeye godfather dey campaign 4 d post of 'TOSHIBA' for the section wey dem wan create abi? Try give urself brain oh, as u don show us say d D&C wey your mama been do dat year no click, e go don pain dem wella say na only your brain been commot 4 d mata dat year, TUFIAKWA! ATURU LIKE YOU
From the result of my test. . . You are predestined to be wreck,
A note of advice. . . GO AND GET A LIFE!!!.
And talking about Mama. I respect and fear my Mama. But your mama is an A. S. H. A. W. O. I ve mate with her not less 4 tyms now. ONUKU like you
Jokes EtcRe: Very Funny Joke ¤ ¤ ¤ Must Read ! by Onyeasi(m): 9:50am On Oct 10, 2011
bin gbagbo:
i am too old n concious for emoticons, straight!
You deserves a ban
Jokes EtcRe: This Section Is Crazy! But Can It Be Cured? by Onyeasi(m): 9:45am On Oct 10, 2011
lilkech:
To say the truth i do not know what 'word filter' is or means, can you please explain it to me? , but if you are going to make reference to the word i used earlier (F.O.O.L) then please be aware that the 'subject' of that word also mentioned something similar in his own contribution, i hope you are not biased , maybe it is something else sha because i will be really pissed if it is what i think it is.
Filter your head to check whether you are alright. To me, it looks like you are imbellicious imbe' cile. . . Check and tell the result
Jokes EtcRe: Application For Employment by Onyeasi(m): 9:36am On Oct 10, 2011
olawalebab:
*Application for Employment*
"Dear Sir,
I refer 2 d recent death of d Technical Manager at your company & wish 2 apply 4 d replacement of d dead manager.Each time I apply 4 employment I am told dere is no vacancy but on dis one i hav caught u red handed coz i even attended d funeral & made sure dat he was truly dead b4 applying. Find attached his obituary". LMAO!
angry Not funny. I need better jokes not this but you try. I'll give you 2/10
Jokes EtcRe: You Know You've Been Out Of Nigeria Too Long When You Start Saying: by Onyeasi(m): 9:29am On Oct 10, 2011
Redmosquito:
Some poopoo(oops I mean people) just like to spoil simple comedy. Comedy doesnt have to be accurate cos dats wat makes it comedy. But instead of just smilin it up some poopoo (ooh sorry I mean people) will just start to curse (eg b.a.astard) and spoil d fun undecided
Come, if you don't know what to say. . . Just Shelap. .
Jokes EtcRe: Taboo. . .must Read by Onyeasi(m): 9:15am On Oct 10, 2011
Exit thread
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Onyeasi(m): 9:10am On Oct 10, 2011
If I am to grade. This thread is greatest, mellifluous, successful and upper handed thumb. Keep it up
Jokes EtcRe: Did You Know? by Onyeasi(m): 9:03am On Oct 10, 2011
ARareGem:
^^
*drags him by the collar*
Your signature says 'never leave (exit). . .', so where're you going to?
Siddon dere! cool
See me see problem, Come, is like u wan chop beans abi, No try me. Do you know who I am by the way. Let this be a warning. Don't eat what you can swallow.
Jokes EtcRe: Lolx2 by Onyeasi(m): 2:06pm On Oct 09, 2011
Go get work and earn a living
Jokes EtcRe: Solve Without Using Table by Onyeasi(m): 2:04pm On Oct 09, 2011
llade:
A young boy was writin WAEC exam n d invigilator caught him hidin unda his table while solvin questions on mathematics,d invigilator decided 2 punish him 4 he believed d boy was cheatin, but d boy said "sir am nt cheatin, am only tryin 2 obey, d question says "SOLVE DIS EQUATION WITHOUT USING TABLE".
Did you expect this be funny? No. So exit thread
Jokes EtcRe: Did You Know? by Onyeasi(m): 2:00pm On Oct 09, 2011
Exit thread angry
RomanceRe: What Do U Think I Shud Do Right Now? by Onyeasi(m): 10:57am On Oct 07, 2011
Nollywood where una dey
Technology MarketRe: Black Berry Bold 2 , Stom 1 , Stom 2 , Curve 2 , Torch And Nokia N71 , E72 , E51 . For Sale All by Onyeasi(m): 7:50am On Oct 03, 2011
banco:
e72---39k
New branded E72 is 35K. For your E72, I will give you 22K. Deal?
Technology MarketRe: nokia e72 for swap wit a bb by Onyeasi(m): 11:23pm On Sep 30, 2011
discount4ril:
still avaliable
Is there anyway you can bring it to Abuja?. I can afford that 23k.
Technology MarketRe: Looking For Nokia E72 To Buy by Onyeasi(op): 2:55pm On Sep 30, 2011
huh
Technology MarketRe: neat silver e72 for sale @ 25k owner nids muny urgently cal 08053453875 by Onyeasi(m): 8:08pm On Sep 29, 2011
I have 18k. I reside in Abuja
Technology MarketRe: Looking For Nokia E72 To Buy by Onyeasi(op): 8:42am On Sep 29, 2011
Still waiting
Technology MarketRe: Looking For Nokia E72 To Buy by Onyeasi(op): 10:37pm On Sep 28, 2011
Guy, u try. Let me give you 8k.
Technology MarketLooking For Nokia E72 To Buy by Onyeasi(op): 10:53am On Sep 28, 2011
I'm looking for nokia E72 to buy, if possible swap with nokia E63. My email is [url]hustlekiddo200@yahoo.com[url]. I reside in Abuja. Call me on 08095489595
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Swab Your Phone Here Just Now by Onyeasi(m): 4:58am On Sep 26, 2011
Who has nokia E72 ready to swap for E63. If possible add some little money on it. I reside in Abuja. My email is hustlekiddo200@yahoo.com
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Uk Use Eseries And E Series Now For Sales by Onyeasi(m): 4:48am On Sep 26, 2011
Who has nokia E72 ready to swap for E63. If possible add some little money on it. I reside in Abuja. My email is hustlekiddo200@yahoo.com
PhonesRe: ##let Honsule Help U Get Your Cert & Key/h@ck Your Phone Pro Bono.§§ by Onyeasi(m): 9:17am On Sep 08, 2011
Good Morning Honsule. I have not heard from you. You said you would help sign my hellox but you have not replied me. i'm sorry if I disturbed you but I will love it if you help me out. Good luck with the Good work.
PhonesRe: ##let Honsule Help U Get Your Cert & Key/h@ck Your Phone Pro Bono.§§ by Onyeasi(m): 2:01pm On Sep 01, 2011
honsule:
use mobile signer or just give me a link to your cert n key let me help u to sign it.
what is your phone model again?
ok. Thanks. It's nokia E63
Here is the link-
http://plunder.com/87ac664dc6
PhonesRe: ##let Honsule Help U Get Your Cert & Key/h@ck Your Phone Pro Bono.§§ by Onyeasi(m): 10:17am On Sep 01, 2011
@Honsule.
Happy New Month 2 you and all the pple in the house.
Tnx for the cert and key. I downloaded it and downloaded Fr33 signer. I went tru Every procedures but it wouldn't sign my hellox. It pop up message like operation error. I tried signing God of War, it signed. Tell wat 2 do Abeg. Thank you
PhonesRe: ##let Honsule Help U Get Your Cert & Key/h@ck Your Phone Pro Bono.§§ by Onyeasi(m): 10:44pm On Aug 26, 2011
@Honsule
You're the KOKO. Thank you. I'm really glad, I appreciate. More grease to your elbow
PhonesRe: ##let Honsule Help U Get Your Cert & Key/h@ck Your Phone Pro Bono.§§ by Onyeasi(m): 10:31pm On Aug 22, 2011
honsule:
Info not complete phone model and FW version
110.21.006
02-03-2009
Rm- 437
Nokia E63-1(42).
Though I've requested for certkey on s60certkey but it's still pending. Its been nearly 5mnths now

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