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DONkollione:
lol@ jezebel. lwtmb 4 hia,

onyeasi wat is mouthaction?

Get me your sister, i will teach her

I need a Mouth Action

*Mr nice guy leaves the thread*

:-x

4uk you with your senseless jokes. Mtcheeeeww. *piss inside the thread and everyone in it*

Like which brand and at what cost?

excel111:
is anybody knowing the price of nokia E8

Please can you ask the question again? I don't understand.
*exit from thread*

aboyaji:
Could you imagine scoring 251 in jamb and 72 out of 100 in utme and they decided not to give me admission. I dont know whether its because of  the 2nd choice i selected. But im really sure it isn't. Help me with advise and suggestions. My clock is ticking.

Please purchase another scratch card before dead line(Friday 2nd March).

;d ;d ;d

*smbp*

DONkollione:
^^^

den use ya young pharoah, lol

dani1luv:
i dont have a young moses

Please, i don't understand

My chick is missing before Val *sobbing*. Please, i need a replacement *smiling*

ssa junior:
b4 i help u out, ther is a differnt btw briliant,inteligent,smart,sharp, though differs bt u need al of den 2 mak ur exam. It good 2 read bt som read bt dnt no hw 2 read, tak inteligency 2 read wel,

240 is a great mark. But come to think of it. How would you make me score 240 with non-standard english.

Thanks brother. I've longing to see this news. Please how much does the form cost and please do they have any centre in Abuja

Please Wizzy, is Uni Abj part time form on sale?

Hi everyone, Good morning to you all. Sorry to intervene, please i would love to know if Unilag distance learning form is still on sale and if any of their centre is in Abuja. Thank you all and for all of us seeking for admission, this year is our year in Jesus name. Amen. Lets possess our possessions.

Please any Unilag help line is highly welcomed.

How can i read what i've read.

MSPU. Mtcheeeeeeww

Tevez is back in Manchester after returning
from his self-imposed exile in Argentina, and
underwent a series of medical assessments
yesterday so the City could better evaluate
his form and fitness ahead of a possible re-
inclusion in the squad for the remainder of
the season. But City insiders warned he has it
all to do if he is to force his way back into the
plans of boss Roberto Mancini. Things are
looking up as Tevez's representative Kia
Joorabchian says Carlos Tevez WILL apologise
to Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini
when the pair finally meet face-to-face.

I dey vex

@op
See wetin poverty don do you. Kpele

booqee:
Onyeasi, keep it up. You're really trying good. Nice jokes! Lol

Thanks. But i'm the greatest, best among equal. I better pass bin, mikuz etc

Please who knows whether their part- time form is in sale. Good morning students and may God grant us our wishes. Amen

A French guy came to
Nigeria for a business trip,
and met a
prostitute. She was good
in bed, so
he made a deal with her to
service him through out
his stay in naija, he also
promised to
pay her on the last
day.
So the last day came and
he paid her $15,000
dollars and she
saw him off to the mini
airport
and when
he entered his private jet,
to lift up he looked at her
with a wicked
smile,
and shouted to her "
hellooo La
money la give you la
counterfeitè
".
Immediately the prostitute
smiled
back with anger and
shouted to him "hey hey
white dog, la AIDs la give
you, la originalè".
Lmao

*smbp*

mtcheeeeeeeeeewww *exits thread*

Save the best for the Last

Onyeasi was told to act as JESUS in a Nigerian
movie.
The shooting of the movie begun, And Onyeasi
was acting it perfectly.
He did miracles according to the movie,got
tempted by the devil,betrayed by one of his
disciples,faced trial in court and did all the
necessary acting.
But when he got to the flogging part,
He saw the person that was going to flog him
holding a real cable for whippin and he said
to himself that he was going to bear the pain
since he was being paid handsomely for the
acting.
The flogging began and at first whip, Onyeasi
shouted JEEEEESUSSSSS,' and took off!
The Director shouted Cut!
And said; JESUS don't shout JESUS!
Come Back!

Some Soldiers arrested Onyeasi and asked him 2
carry 1,000 blocks to the other side of the
road.
Onyeasi had moved over 900 blocks Before he
saw The Commander and quickly recognized
him as an old classmate.
He called his name and briefly explained
everything 2 him.
His friend was mad and shouted @ D soldiers
" This man is ma friend!!!
You shouldn't have punished him like dat!
He then apologized 2 Onyeasi and said;
"Oya, return D blocks and go.
O boy. Onyeasi took off

In Aba,
Onyeasi was roamin around d streets and feelin
very hungry when he saw A sign board
outside a restaurant which reads:
'EAT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND LET YOUR
GRANDCHILDREN PAY THE BILL'.
Onyeasi smiled, heaved a sigh of relief and
quickly walked into the restaurant and
ordered for different kinds of palatable
dishes.
He ate as much as he can and the waiter gave
him his bill,
After eatin finish.
On seein d thunderous bill He smiled again
and Pointed to the sign board and said;
'Don't you see,
only my grandchild needs to pay for this bill'.
The waiter replied; 'Sir,
this is not your bill. This is your grandfather's
bill'

Onyeasi was being chased by a Lion in the
jungle yesterday,
After running for a while,
He was tired and thought of standing still like
a pole,
As the Lion approached him,
He prayed a prayer :
Saying; 'O Lord, Let this lion become a
Christian',
When the Lion finally got to where Fego was
standing,
The Lion prayed;
"O Lord, I thank you for this Food,
Bless and Sanctify as i eat.

Oya make una begin dey happy. Dey shout ONyeasi OYOYO cos i don land lkie Landa brothers, full ground ground like Fumi layo, dey like Delegiwa, gwi like Igwilo and dolu ka Douglas