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BUSHY-ANUS:
chineke! more of this? *falls from water melon tree*

You never start to fall. Next time, you will fall on top banana tree. *mtchew*

ONYEASI IS BACK

There was a married couple sleeping and a
psycho killer entered into their house.
The killer put a knife to the neck of the
woman and said, “I like to know the names
of my victims before I kill them, what is your
name?”
”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me of my mother
who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill
you.”
The killer then turned to the husband and
asked, “What is your name?”
“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me
Elizabeth too, ”
laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚
°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º, ,

More still coming!!!!!

Angel Gabriel came to
the Lord and said
I have to talk to U, We
have some Nigerians up
here in heaven and they
are causing
problems, They're
swinging on the pearly
gates, my horn is
already missing,they
are
wearing D&G instead of
their white robes,
they're riding bikes
instead of the chariots,
and they're selling their
halos to people for
discount prices. They
refuse to keep the
stairway to Heaven
clear, since they keep
crouching down midway
eating sunflower
and watermelon seeds
and smoking water
pipe. Some of them are
walking around with
just one wing!' The Lord
said, 'Nigerians are
Nigerians. Heaven is
home to all my children.
If you want to know
about real problems, call
the devil.'
The Devil
answered the phone,
'Hello? hold on a minute.'
The Devil returned
to the phone, 'OK I'm
back, What can I do for
you?' Gabriel replied, 'I
just wanted to know
what kind of problems
you're having down
there.' The Devil said,
'Hold on again. I need to
check on something.'
After about 5 minutes
the Devil returned to
the phone and said, 'I'm
back. Now what was
the question?' Gabriel
said, 'What kind of
problems are you having
down there?' The Devil
said, 'Man I don't
believe this, Hold on.'
This time the Devil
was gone for 15
minutes. The Devil
returned
and said, 'I'm sorry
Gabriel, I can't talk right
now. Those Nigerians
have put out the fire
and are trying to install
air conditioners,,,!!!

I believe is the ladies. Them be chop clean mouth. *mtchew*

Hahaha. This thing na true talk. Hmm hmm what's smelling?. Menses

4uk you jacpot

PretiEbony:
jst shut up your dirty mouth

That's the truth.
@studio. Guy u go lost for there. No try am

*Close my eyes*

@poster
I think you are confused. Wake up

PretiEbony:
No, I'm in Calabar

Chei. F. U. C. K. E. R. S.

@poster. I should not be reading this(15yrs). Moderator lock this thread. Heheheheheeheeeeeeeeee. . . .

Commot here

I know that Mizuz, stuido, Ajibe and dani my luv. Oya make una request. I'm fully loaded

Okorioko. I don miss you na.
Oya make una begin dey request for joke cos Onyeasigbuenkwobi is back and ready to rock.

Ladies catch me if you can

Chai!!. Nwanne m Keduzi ifo. Chai. Onwu Kedu ife uwa mere gi. Nwanne m, idi anyi n' obi. ka obi gi zuo ike na ndukwa. Amen

I've an account with oceanic. I request for bank draft payable to University of Abuja. I put the request in writing and they deducted #1,477 from my account. Within 5mins, my bank draft was ready. Shekina. Nothing more nothing less

U Guyz re dumb. Go to nearest bank and request for bank draft payable to University of Abuja. It does not acct number.
As for me. I stay in Otukpo, Benue state. I went to nearest oceanic bank request for bank(I' m a holder of the bank)draft. Shekina. I'll be comin to Abuja on the day of my exam. Be patient but be time calculative.

I believe bank draft is bank draft, once payable to University of Abuja. I suppose it not a must you should get to the school. We should use our brains not our heads.

lexyflexy:
is that English?

Pronounce the word correctly

Mitcheeeew

*Mitchew*

Studio CFR:
Im a pretty strange boy with a good heart. .loved by many hated by few.

. . sorrounded with so many controversies. . so i decided to go low key so as to save my head from those unfit and incompetent jokers jealous cuz i'm young , talented and a ladies man.

Everywhere you go tis always bout me they wanna talk about. .

Onyeasi did dis Onyeasi did dat
"Onyeasi, Onyeasi, Onyeasi, Onyeasi, Onyeasi, Onyeasi, Onyeasi, Onyeasi, Onyeasi, Onyeasi!!
Onyeasi stole my wife!
Onyeasi laid my babe!
That child was fathered by Onyeasi!
Because of Onyeasi na im I de sick so!
Onyeasi wound me bad!"[/i]

Na wetin?!!! My broda, dem go kill themselves one day o!
Face your front!
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You dey always thief my quotes. Onyeohi

Dem just dey run their mouth.
Mitchew

@Ajibel
Where is the girl?

Hehe! Na Ajibel and their fam. Ily ship dey there
Once again hehe!

Ajibel:
buh onyeosi,when were u released from nl jail or was it mental asylum u were confined to

no offence seriously!!!

K. I was jail for life in the prison of money(Pounds).

Sorry did anyone see our house boy aka likech

*lock thread*

@likech
Mind you, that's a my title name.
'Onye akporo asi gbue agu asi na ogburu okuko, onye yenkansi 1 of okunufufe otu nkpogi. The title owner of Ryankasi International Investment Limited clearing and forwarding of all merchandise. . . That is me

And so

lilkech:
i once applied for a job with a building company the other day. I carefully completed the application forms and submitted them to the manager and after he had good through them he said "with your credentials i have the perfect OPENING for you young man", then i said "great, thank you sir, what is the OPENING?" and then the manager replied pointing "it is called the DOOR, now get the hell out of my office"

Go and wash plates, fetch some water.
Aka boi - boi

*hiss*
likech aka boi- boi