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This www.jamb.org.ng. Is it for real?

Please does anyone have any info concerning Uni Abuja distance traning or Uni Lag. I got some info that Uni Lag form(Distance Learning) is now on sale. Please any info where Uni Lag centre is situated in Abuja?. Any idea or info is well welcomed

Please and please. Do anybody have an info concerning university of Lagos & Abuja distance learning. I just some info that Uni of Lagos form is on sale. I really want to know whether their centres dey Abuja

lwkmd

e) none of the above

Mtcheeewww

Hi there. Though i'm not yet a student of Nassu. But it will be great pleasure if i get admitted. please @ op, please, can you keep up with the speed on any info regarding the school. I and friends on nairaland, com hope on you. Thanks for the thread.

Bin Bamboo, You need to be sacrifice to get a cock. Mtcheeeeewwwww

@Op.
Go and get some work. Gosh

Mtcheewwwwwwwwwwwwww. Wetin be this?

Just Passing and i can see nobody

bright007:
[img]http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/grey%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EWHERE IS D JOKE?%5E_%5E.gif[/img]

None yet.

Rake you no try for this one. Joke rating is 2/20

Nice joke Rake. U made my morning. Keep it up. Don't mind Mikuz & Bin Bamboo

@Nokia. Please where can i get original nokia E72 battery in Abuja and how much will it cost me. Good morning to y'all

The same old story, What a shame to GEJ administration.

Pls can someone enlighten on the procedure to purchase jamb. I heard it's a new system now

engrhamid:
Still available for sale

Brother, if you continue like this. You won't be able to sale this phone. E72 is now 18- 25k. Nokia E63 can be bought as low as 10k.
Even to me, E63 is far more better than E71. Infact i'm not buying 4th hand used phone.
Pls who ever that have E63 should please reply back. Asap

Serious buyer 10k cash, no go come

Una never hear say. Copy copy don get subsidy ni?.

OBASANJO, GOODLUCK & SAMBO were in
a plane,
OBJ said, 'i can throw N1000 note &
make some 1 happy'.
GOODLUCK said 'i can throw 2 N500
notes & make 2 pple happy'.
SAMBO said 'i can throw 5 N200notes &
make 5 pple happy.'D PILOT heard them & said
to
himself,"IDIOTS",
i can throw 3 of u down & make
150million pple happy.

Just click the like button if you appreciate. Hehehehehe

honsule:
Am Happy for you.I told u it is very simple,but people hardly follow instruction meticulously.Enjoy your fone.Thank God it is gun shot and not a Bomb

That was funny. I'm not BH member.
Honsule eh. . I tried to install some file. It pops up UPDATE ERROR. What seems to be the problem??

honsule:
you need pc and usb cord.or data card to copy the content in Quarantine.zip to your memory card 'private folder'.without trying this first stage forget about going to open Rompatcher bcoz it will give u error

Honourable Sule, you are the man. I have finally hacked my phone. Thanks to you a million times. Take 3 gun shot. . Pwan! Pwan!! Pwan!!!. Thank you Honsule.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

honsule:
h@ck the fone yourself.It is very simple.Follow the above instruction you will be home and dry.First download this: http://plunder.com/39aa5899bd

honsule:
Guy,u are not following instructions.Read my post above meticulousy.This is where lots of people make mistake.Let me adumbrate salient points.
Pls uninstall everything and start afresh.

1 - Copy folder from qarantine.zip into E:\ private MASS MEMORY OF YOUR N97.

2 - Intall antivirus Dr.Web to E:\  MASS MEMORY NOT your memory card.

3- Install ROMPatcher+ 3.1 Lite ( on C:\ - to phone).

Don't rush,take your time to read and follow this instructions ok

Sorry. Do i need a usb cable and a pc to copy the quarantine.zip cos i tried it with my phone, it denied me the access. Apart from that. My rompatcher pops *sys/bin/patcher/ not found. Thank you. If I'm able able to hack this phone, i will be the happiest guy on nairaland.com

honsule:
what is the model of your fone?

Nokia E72.
Serial number 355239037415127
custom 071.004.207.04 just in case. Thank yuo

arpitvosto:
and while i open ROMPatcher.

i get this error,

"\sys\bin\Patcher*.LDD Not Found!"

please help me sir,

Arpit Christian.
----
charpit24@gmail.com

I have this same problem with you.
@Honsule. You're our guide here. Please come to our aid. Your children are calling up on you for help. Thank you for answering us. Thank you

I can't believe i'm making calls to MTN numbers(non family & friends) for 30 naira per minute at the rate of 50kb/sec. Kai, MTN are criminals. Nowadays, i make calls with my Glo for just 15 naira per minute at the rate of 15kb/sec.

booqee:
@onyeasi. Why don't u open your own thread. Cos b4 u know it, bin gbagbo would start claiming credits to your jokes.

True talk. Thank you for that observation.
@Bin
*Sucking ma Joy stick*

Got mine. *making my calls to my babe like say, I'm a big man*

Na wa for all these
rich people ooo. I
went with a friend to
visit his babe from a
very rich family.
The
maid approached me
& asked
MAID: what would u
like to have, fruit
juice, yoghurt, tea,
chocolate,
cappuccino ,
frapuccino or coffee?
ME:tea please.
MAID: Ceylon tea,
Indian tea, herbal
tea, kericho gold
tea,bush tea or
green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea
please.
MAID: how do u want
it, black or white?
ME: white.
MAID: milk or fresh
cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or
cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland
cow or Afrikaner
cow?
ME: umm, lemme go
with d freezeland
cow.
MAID: would u like it
with sweetener,
sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or
cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar.
MAID: white, brown
or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget
about d tea,just give
me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or
distilled water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non
flavored?
ME:Infact,get me an
empty glass!
MAID: do u want a
tumbler, wine glass,
champagne flute or a
beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i
go swallow my spit.
, This MAID no go kill
me ooooo!!!