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If u appear like this immediately after world war 2 dey for rush u..too late u appeared hundred years later. See ur face masturbation don finish you..

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Today is Sunday and am preparing tomatoes stew and pork meat

*2018/2019 SCREENING EXERCISE FOR ADMISSION*



This is to inform the general public that the University of Nigeria *Post-UTME screening test* will commence on *Monday, July 23rd, 2018 and end on Wednesday 1st, August 2018.*

Registration exercise for the Post-UTME screening exercise will start on *5th July 2018 and end on 21st July 2018* on the university Portal

Prospective students who made UNN their first choice and scored *180 and above should apply on the Portal as from 5th July.*

Prospective Visually impaired students who made *UNN their first choice and scored 120 and above should also apply on the Portal as from 5th July.*

*Direct Entry Screening Exam is scheduled on the 1st, August 2018.*

*Mop-up for Post-UTME is scheduled to take place on 1st August 2018.*

*Please endeavor to arrive at the venue 2 hours before your exam for accreditation.*

*A fully detailed timetable for the Post-UTME screening tests will be published on the UNN website later.*

*Comprehensive information will be published on Thursday 5th July in The Sun and Guardian Newspapers.* for Registration, inquiries and past questions call 09077005739

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Lord pls help my country

The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has released the second batch of results for candidates who sat for the 2018 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).

The board confirmed this in a chat with DAILY POST Wednesday morning.


JAMB Head of Information, Dr Fabian Benjamin, told our correspondent on phone that the results can now be assessed.

“Yes the second batch of results are out. Candidates yet to see their results can confirm on the website,” Benjamin said

Meanwhile, the board in a statement by its spokesman, Fabian Benjamin on Tuesday said not all results of candidates that sat for this year’s Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) were released.

Benjamin, noted that the results of 112,331 and visually impaired candidates were yet to be released.


Candidates can check their JAMB results on www.jamb.org.ng

The exam was conducted nationwide between Friday, March 9 and Saturday March, 17 2018.
" THOUGH IT SEEMS JAMB SNAKE" ALSO SWALLOWED SOME PEOPLE'S SCORE.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SCHOOLING ABROAD? CALL 09077005739

Email: onyekairubor@gmail.com


Institution: University of lagos

Level: 300L
Course: Medicine

saibop:
Please I noticed I have been seeing blood towards the end of urinating. please what could this be?

there are several cases with such presentation so its best you visit the nearest health facilty .thanks

4, it a also a bad year for slay father .and big toommy elephants that would not allow the young ones enjoy the feminine juices of this generation. You WOULD be disgrace in public

3, those of you forming baby mama and slay mama .#cough will be exposed cos the picture of moruffu eating bread will surface online

2. Tosyn will get pregnant and atleast the 3 things. 5 tips. 6tips syndrome will stop at least for a whilewhile and have baby like this

It is the beginning of the year and a food time for resolutions and prophecies. With how 2017 was it us paramount we have a guide on how to go about 2018. Feel free to add your my nairaland fake prophets and prophetess. Enjoy.


1. Airforce1 will be arrested.

Please Npower 2017 preselected candidates has anyone been cleared.nothing is happening in enugu north

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Feel free to ask any health related question and you surely get professional advice.

He left the slum. But the slum did not leave him

About 85% of sexually active women who do not use contraceptives become pregnant within a year. A woman can become pregnant while breastfeeding, from about 10 days after childbirth, and even during her menstruation. Withdrawal of the penis prior to ejaculation and periodic abstinence does not prevent pregnancy or spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Here you can read more about several forms of contraceptives.

You can prevent an unwanted pregnancy with:[b][/b]

Total Abstinence
Use of contraceptives
If you are sexually active and do not want to get pregnant, always use contraception.

Methods of Contraception:

No method of contraception gives 100% protection.
The male latex condom is the only contraceptive method considered highly effective in reducing the risk of sexually transmitted diseases (STD's). Birth control pills, Implant and IUDs do not protect against STD infection.

For the Woman

DIAPHRAGM is a rubber disk with a flexible rim that covers the cervix and must be used together with spermicide. It is available by prescription only and must be fitted for size by a health professional. The diaphragm protects for six hours and should be left in place for at least six hours after intercourse but not for longer than a total of 24 hours.
ORAL CONTRACEPTIVES protect against pregnancy by the combined actions of the hormones estrogens and progestin. The hormones prevent ovulation. The pills have to be taken every day as directed and do not work after vomiting or diarrhoea. Side effects of the pill can be nausea, headache, breast tenderness, weight gain, irregular bleeding, and depression.
DEPO-PROVERA is a hormonal contraceptive injected into a muscle on the arm or buttock every three months. The injection must be repeated every 3 months. The menstruation can become irregular and sometimes even absent.
IMPLANTS (such as Norplant or implanon) are made up of small rubber rods, which are surgically implanted under the skin of the upper arm, where they release the contraceptive steroid levonorgestrel. Their protection lasts from 3 to 5 years. Side effects include menstrual cycle changes, weight gain, breast tenderness and loss of bone mass.
IUD is a T-shaped device inserted into the uterus by a health-care professional. The IUD can remain in place for 5- 10 years. IUD’s have one of the lowest failure rates of contraceptive method. Sometimes the IUD can be expelled and a woman has to check each month after her period with her finger if she can still feel the threads of the IUD. Other side effects can include abnormal bleeding and cramps, but this usually only occurs during and immediately after insertion.
FEMALE STERILIZATION is done surgically. The tubes are ligated, preventing the egg-cells from encountering the sperm cells and preventing any future pregnancies. It is a permanent form of contraception.
EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTION must be taken within 72 hours of unprotected sex in order to prevent an unplanned pregnancy. A woman must take 1 Norlevo and a second pill 12 to 24 hours later. Beside Norlevo, most combination (estrogens and progesterone) birth control pills can also be used. Take within 72 hours of unprotected sex. One dose 100 µg ethinylestradiol + 500 µg levonorgestrel (2-4 birth control pills), 12 hours later a second dose.
MORNING-AFTER IUD must be inserted within 5 days of unprotected intercourse. The IUD can stay for 5 to 10 years.
You can check which contraceptive method is the most appropriate for you here.

For the Man
CONDOMS are usually made from latex rubber and can be used only once. Some have spermicide added to kill sperm. They act as a mechanical barrier, preventing direct vaginal contact with semen, infectious genital discharges, and genital lesions. Condoms are the most effective method for reducing the risk of infection from the viruses that cause AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases (STD’s). It is important to put a condom on properly before intercourse
MALE STERILIZATION also known as vasectomy, is a quick operation performed under local anaesthesia with possible minor postsurgical complications, such as bleeding or infection. The ability to get an erection and an ejaculation does not disappear. The sperm cells are just a very small part (1%) of the fluid and a man will not notice any difference in ejaculation. The body will absorb the sperm cells.[/b][b]
Ref.WWW.CDC.COM

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Please lick the soup. And Wash your hands

*Breaking News*

UNN ADMISSION INFORMATION

UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA, NSUKKA

OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR

August 25, 2017

*UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA, NSUKKA (UNN) ADMISSION CUT-OFF MARK AND CONDUCT OF POST-UME SCREENING EXERCISE*

FOR 2017/2018 ACADEMIC SESSION

This is to inform the general public that the cut-off mark for admission into the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) for 2017/2018 academic session is 200. Also, there will be a Post-UTME Aptitude Test/Screening Exercise.

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Just came to book space

Can't stop laughing.nairalander click on the link and rate this girl https://www.nairaland.com/3963236/please-rate-girlfriend-pics

NwaAmaikpe:


Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.

she looks more like someone that hawk's bread for

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Wow.. this is good

Is alright..

Lol Remind s me on mbanefo hostel unn

delishpot:
OP, is that too much to marry a wife?

the third list stops at number 50.one has to complete the requirement before the traditional and wedding

Recently I followed a friend to Imo state to inquire about their marital rites co's my guy wants to marry his bae . please nairalander before you leave for Imo state, please prepare we well.
There were quite a few things I observed about the state
1. The governor has a scholarship program for Fulanis.. And the state is one of the most affected by herdsmen attack.

2. everyone uses the internet apart from the government

3.they have the prettiest girls in the Southeast part of Nigeria

4.they have water logged roads,but build frame like roof over it

5. Helping Strangers is strange in Imo

6. only millionaires marry in Imo state. This is evidence in the high demand faced on male suitors
7. Add yours