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Politics › Re: Mbah Unveils Waste Management Fleet, Targets Cleaner, Climate-Friendly State by Onyeka64(m): 7:27am On Jan 14

The Road from Ugwuaji to Timber is terrible..
Timber junction to Esbs is the worst. Pls ut seems those that live around that axis are been punished by Mbags gvtmt

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Health › Re: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by Onyeka64(m): 5:58pm On Jun 21, 2023

Scabies

Politics › Re: 6 Appointees Of Buhari President Tinubu Should Retain - Aanu Adegun by Onyeka64(m): 4:46pm On May 31, 2023

The person in charge of jamb is doing well too

Car Talk › Re: Why Girls Like Cars So Much? by Onyeka64(m): 2:28am On May 15, 2023

Your game cut today!? Gambler

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Car Talk › Re: I Went To Driving School Today And I'm Really Giving Up. by Onyeka64(m): 3:46am On Feb 09, 2023

I felt a similar way wen I started..the truth is the problem is the driving instructors..most of them don't know how to teach..they will make it look more complex... secondly their is zero theory before you hit the road.. finally after your training duration find a friend who owns a car that can brush u up

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Politics › Re: Pictures Of Tinubu Being Turbaned In Zamfara by Onyeka64(m): 7:32am On Jan 29, 2023

HomoSapiien:
Dem no born Obi well to command the kind of structure that Tinubu is currently commanding in the north.

Sometimes I wonder if u have brains or Amala in your skills..suffer no dey tire u urchin?

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Politics › Re: Enugu Obedient Mega Rally Pictures by Onyeka64(op): 4:31pm On Sep 10, 2022

Politics › Re: Enugu Obedient Mega Rally Pictures by Onyeka64(op): 4:29pm On Sep 10, 2022

Onyeka64:
Photos of the mega rally in Enugu today 10/9/22

Politics › Enugu Obedient Mega Rally Pictures by Onyeka64(op): 4:27pm On Sep 10, 2022

Photos of the mega rally in Enugu today 10/9/22

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Politics › Re: Lagos Police Confirm Arrest Of Magodo Estate Security by Onyeka64(m): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2022

MuchAdo:
The estate security guards should not only be arrested, they should be flogged silly!

How dare you stop the commissioner of police from entering an estate after having properly identified himself

Who gave them the licence to operate in the first instance

Anybody supporting the estate security guards is a loooonatic!

you don't have sense..the rule is call the person you want to see ..what if the person does want to see him.

Health › Re: Nairalanders Help! Don't Know What Is Happening To My Skin! by Onyeka64(m): 3:03pm On Nov 14, 2021

I Know it..stop using the present soap and cream u are using..get Vaseline n yoruba soup.it will stop

Romance › Re: Help..!!! Condom Bursted While I Was On PEP Medication, What Do I Do?? by Onyeka64(m): 5:24pm On Apr 17, 2021

All u need to do is to restart the pep..go back to the facility that gv you the pep and they will guide you accordingly

Celebrities › Re: Farouq Umar Buys Toke Makinwa A N1,240,000 Bone Straight Hair (video) by Onyeka64(m): 1:18pm On Nov 28, 2020

saaphiere:
I need this kind of men in my life. God plsss. These kind of men are the real men.

Your mum too needs this kind of a Man

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Romance › Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Moment You Can't Forget by Onyeka64(m): 7:58am On Nov 26, 2020

Was watching porn on my laptop..and the bat3 went off...I just plugged it to power and slept...I enrolled for a video editing class organized by the church.then..the next morning I prepared, took my laptop and went for the class..the instructor was like those of you without laptops pair with those that have.immediately we where about to start i powered the laptop.and the video resumed ..what worsened the situation was how the porn stars were screaming..that was how I graduated from both the church and the class and from porn too.

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Romance › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Do The Ballet Dance At Her Magazine Launch by Onyeka64(m): 10:05pm On Feb 23, 2020

Petyprincess:
Baby girl really secured her future nd that of her unborn kids!! We ladies should aim higher!
God knows my children must not suffer in this hell hole country! I'm already making a way for them!

There is this thing that has four legs and eats grass. What is the name?

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Romance › Re: Photos: See What Happened To A Man Minutes After Entering Bus Driven By A Woman by Onyeka64(m): 10:22am On Jun 25, 2019

lafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffing

Romance › Re: Guys Wants Faces Not Puss*es by Onyeka64(op): 9:16pm On Mar 16, 2019

youngest85:
Actually, guys want boobs not pussay

cossy"s relationship is the best ryt?

Romance › Guys Wants Faces Not Puss*es by Onyeka64(op): 9:02pm On Mar 16, 2019

Good day pals, this topic sounds crazy but its the simple truth.One issue some ladies complain about their partners or scared about is the issue of "cheating". How can we explain that Jazee cheated on beyonce, A guy see a pretty lady, spends time and money to win her love, sometimes takes risk just to show he cares, at the end he cheats. i have read articles of husbands thinking about other ladies while having intercourse with their wives,the truth is they dont picture a different pussy, they imagine a different face. A man came to a fertility clinic with his wife, and the doctor needed a sample of his semen. he was take to a private corner to jerk off and the wife was around to assist, shockingly he couldnt get an erection "situational impotency" i guess after spending some much time the a nurse volunteered to help in a minute,in a minute the erection appeared and ejaculation followed.the man was asked to come back in four days time.
fast forward to day 4.he arrived with his wife,this time he was asked to stay in adark room,and then wait for the same pretty nurse, after a while he felt a hand on his zip and immediately the erection appear. while enjoying the maasage on his joystick he donated more than the required sample. the light switch was on and he realized it was his wife and not the nurse.
i had love to continue this topic but typing is not my thing.and depending the responds i get from you guys

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Romance › Re: Weird Meeting I Just Had With A Girl by Onyeka64(m): 11:34pm On Feb 19, 2019

GNLD

Romance › Re: A Young Man On Facebook Has Declared Himself The Most Sort After Bachelor by Onyeka64(m): 10:10am On Feb 08, 2019

When I was a child. There was something I use to be scared of. It has four legs and it eats grass. Please what is it called?

Romance › Re: How Do I Handle My Girlfriend Of 6 Years? by Onyeka64(m): 2:25pm On Jan 01, 2019

Skillsmaster:
yes i condoned it because i love her and i have been praying for her to change. meanwhile, we are in a long distance relationship.

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Wow good guy n I hope you been practicing abstinence ryt.
If not, someone will do same to your daughter

Romance › Re: She Loves Her Ex Even After My Unreserved Support by Onyeka64(m): 1:05pm On Jan 01, 2019

ExposedWicked:
Please, i need your advise on this issue.

Yesterday night, my new girlfriend invited me to her church. I wanted to impress her so i left my ward to her church. We had our usual discussion until she told me a guy slapped her that evening and that she would want a revenge.

After much talking, she finally admitted that the guy dumped her and they had a fight. She told me things about the guy and how she did a lot for the guy in the past. I was angry but as a guy i was able to console myself with a chill and even made her say more to effect.

The annoying part is that she called the guy to wish him happy new year when we were together. She said she promised the guy she would before the fight and it was only appropriate to fulfil her promise to him. It seemed i was an obstacle to the guy's relationship. I wanted out but couldn't do a thing because i could be wrong with my insinuations.

I left her about 1am when we started having a bad body language. She noticed my countenance changed and even asked me why.

I seem not to understand why all my relationships are ending on a baseless course. I have not been able to hold a girl for long. At a time, i started enticing them with little funds but it still wasn't enough to hold anyone to me for too long. I have even gone broke trying to impress a girl.

Well, i called her this morning to wish her a happy new year and she agrees to meet me up by 2. Still waiting though.

I need an advise on what could be wrong. I really need a cure please.

1. Girls love bad guys
2. You are not successful yet. Cos girls love successful guys.
3. She doesn't love you yet. She simple using u as a counsellor

Romance › Re: She Loves Her Ex Even After My Unreserved Support by Onyeka64(m): 1:01pm On Jan 01, 2019

Rule of thump,
don't ever follow a girl to her church cos you want to impress her. At the end you will surely loose out.

Romance › Re: ... by Onyeka64(m): 9:47am On Dec 21, 2018

I suggest you change something's around you 1.The place you live 2. The church you attend 3. Your anxiety to settle down 4. Where you hanging out

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Phones › Re: Alert...9mobile, Smile & Swift To Be Cut In 10days by Onyeka64(m): 7:07pm On Dec 19, 2018

Hmm

Romance › Re: Plain Truth About A Cheating Husband And A Cheating Wife... by Onyeka64(m): 10:30pm On Nov 18, 2018

Really nice

Crime › Re: Thief Who Impregnated His Madam's Daughter Confesses After Being Arrested In Edo by Onyeka64(m): 12:05pm On Oct 23, 2018

your gf said she is coming by 10.00am ,you didnt see her till 3pm,,,now mama funke that combines provision selling and gossip is around

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