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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Zenit St. Petersburg : UCL (1 - 0) On 14th September 2021 by Onyitina(f): 5:19pm On Sep 14, 2021 |
Lo 1 Like |
Politics / Re: NDDC Hands Over Former Headquarters To Rivers Government by Onyitina(f): 10:11am On Sep 10, 2021 |
Good one |
TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by Onyitina(f): 4:35pm On Aug 29, 2021 |
GLADIATOR� |
Politics / Re: NITDA Bill Threatens Tech Startups In Nigeria by Onyitina(f): 2:18pm On Aug 21, 2021 |
May God help Nigeria, Amen 1 Like 1 Share |
Food / Re: This Breakfast I Gave My Husband by Onyitina(f): 6:57pm On Aug 08, 2021 |
Even the tilapia fish looks tired and hopeless� |
Politics / Re: Newly-Appointed COAS, Yahaya Pays Last Respect To Late Predecessor by Onyitina(f): 1:01pm On May 28, 2021 |
May his soul rest in peace 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Fails Her Baby Bar Exam (Video) by Onyitina(f): 9:26am On May 27, 2021 |
Reading Law isnt easy |
Crime / Re: The B Division Police Station, Awka Burnt By Gunmen (Pictures) by Onyitina(f): 12:08pm On May 24, 2021 |
Most of the pics u posted is that of INEC office awka |
Health / Re: 14 Body Parts You Often Damage But Ignore By First Doctor (Photo) by Onyitina(f): 2:05pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
Vagina cleanses itself. Using clean water helps alot 8 Likes |
Events / Re: Events During Easter by Onyitina(f): 11:55pm On Apr 03, 2021 |
Not so much this covid-19 oeriod |
Romance / Re: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by Onyitina(f): 11:51pm On Apr 03, 2021 |
Please stay away from the family. Marriage should be sacrosanct. That is; no need for guilty conscience in marriage. |
Food / Re: See The Fish That I Bought For N800. (pic) by Onyitina(f): 10:13pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
You are lucky, i bought this same tilapia 6 pieces for 3000naira @ festac lagos� |
Romance / Re: Hello Nairaland Family: My Pre-Wedding Photos by Onyitina(f): 4:21pm On Mar 25, 2021 |
Lovely dress sense�. Happy marriage life. |
Properties / Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Onyitina(f): 11:42am On Mar 13, 2021 |
When I got home , I realized my friend wasn't home , I called him and he told me to meet him in a police station nearby.. police station ?? Wetin happen ?. He did not reply just hung up . When I got there I saw my friend with plaster and bandages all over his face and legs ,, the Dog really injured him , my friend saw me and urge me to come and write my own statement too, on the Dog matter , The police told me not to fear and that What my friend is doing is the right thing, they assured me that They would saction both the landlord and the Dog owner and make them pay for my friend injuries and also give me back my house rent money if I want. Na so I carry Biro write epistle on what happened,,the police then called us to inform us that whatever money they pay my friend they will collect half for thier fee and we agreed .. I went back home that night with mixed feeling ,I know involving the police will make me lose the house and that means I won't see fareedah again, but well atleast I'll be alive . Next day we went to the police station again and together with 4 police men we proceeded to the house ,on gettin'there ,the police officers did not even bother to knock ,they just barged Into the compound and started shouting asking everyone to come out. Me and my friend checked the cage and noticed that the Dog was not there ,but we were calm because the police officers was with us . Out of nowhere the Dog pounced on one officer and started biting the leg ,omo see commotion,instead of the other three officers to intervene for thier colleague ,to our shock they took to thier heels , You need to see race that day na my friend I pity pass because the guy was still recovering. The police officers started running faster than us as if they were possessed , when we all finally got to a safe place ,the 3 officers turned to me and my friend and handcuffed us, we were shocked ,when we asked them why and what our offence was?.they replied that we committed four offence. (1) "Lying to a policeman ,(2) Tendering False information (3) manipulation and finally (4) attempted murder "..shoo all these big grammar for why now? We did nothing officers na " I replied,. They said we wrote Dog in our statement knowing fully well that it was a Lion thereby putting thier life at risk...they said if they had knew it was a Lion they would have come with better machinery .. But It's not a lion it's a Dog sir " ..we argued but this officers refused to listen , instead they gave me a hot slap and told me to keep quiet , " Shut up who you be, you think say we no go school to know difference between Lion and dog ? ".. I couldn't utter any more word , they dragged us to the police station and put us behind bars We later found out that the policeman that was attacked had been badly injured and lost a lot of blood .. Before long both the Dog owner and the Landlord joined us in prison with half of the compound . While in the prison both the landlord and the Dog owner kept shouting at each other ,the landlord blamed the tenant for bringing such Dog while the tenant blamed the landlord for not doing anything about the high level of insecurity in the compound.. When they finally calm down after another tenant begged both party the word that came out of my mouth was."Hope your daughter fareedah is safe sir ".. The man replied Typing ......����Op...aswear, your comedy is topnotch.. never laff like this in 2020�� 6 Likes |
Travel / Re: US Government Removes Visa Reciprocity Fees For Nigerians by Onyitina(f): 12:08pm On Dec 05, 2020 |
Good one |
Romance / Re: Guys, How Much Do You Spend On Your Girlfriends Monthly? by Onyitina(f): 10:00pm On Nov 24, 2020 |
If u ❤️ her; why pained on spending on her?� 3 Likes |
Career / Re: Man Who Fetches Sand For A Living In Enugu (Photos) by Onyitina(f): 5:48pm On Jul 29, 2019 |
Hardworking pays 6 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: See Travel Chaos Caused by Drone At Gatwick Airport, Army Called (Photos) by Onyitina(f): 11:47am On Dec 22, 2018 |
Admiring those cute luggages 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: My Presidential Candidate, PACT Convener Speaks About Olawepo Hashim by Onyitina(f): 5:02pm On Dec 21, 2018 |
FTC? |
Politics / Re: My Presidential Candidate, PACT Convener Speaks About Olawepo Hashim by Onyitina(f): 5:02pm On Dec 21, 2018 |
Hi |
Politics / Re: Who Won The Vice Presidential Debate: Yemi Osinbajo Or Peter Obi? VOTE HERE by Onyitina(f): 9:16am On Dec 15, 2018 |
Wow . This topic garnered one of the highest likes in nairaland forum 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Handsome Groomsman At A Jos Wedding That Got People Talking by Onyitina(f): 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
I shook |
Properties / Re: I Need A House To Rent In Lagos by Onyitina(f): 1:47am On Feb 16, 2018 |
Interested.. And am a lady too |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh, The Scandal And The Wild Goose Chase. - Abuja Press by Onyitina(f): 11:11pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Hmmm.God help her 1 Like 1 Share |
Properties / Re: Fire Outbreak At Sterling Bank In Abeokuta (Photos) by Onyitina(f): 1:10pm On Jan 03, 2017 |
First to comment |
Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed – Un’s Most Powerful Woman by Onyitina(f): 2:43pm On Jan 02, 2017 |
@dalongjnr...is this nigeria catfish with Caribbean spice flavor? Any one available in Awka? Won't the nylon package heat the fish and make it decay on time? |
Romance / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by Onyitina(f): 10:16am On Dec 27, 2016 |
@breadandbeans....so funny ..apt a meme |
Education / Re: What Lesson Does The Photo Pass Across? by Onyitina(f): 9:36pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
Look before you leap |
Celebrities / Re: Xvideos Invites Chidinma Okeke After Her Leaked Sex Video by Onyitina(f): 5:48pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
i see some kim kardashian opportunity........deals of making cucumber like sex vibrators as a brand....lol.......bad news sells more in the world today..... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: #ObianoIsaFailure Trending On Twitter (pictures) by Onyitina(f): 1:09pm On Oct 21, 2016 |
Security..above average..agriculture..average...but poor in infrastructures...over bloated govt expenses....why do they close up the bridges most times to repair them?....ds bridges don't look strong n standard... he got to improve expecially on roads...one thing I like abt Anambarians is u can never deceive them...they know what u know. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Anyone Here Knows The Ifediora Family Of Umudioka? by Onyitina(f): 1:21pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Do they call the man Cambodia....Cos my colleague frm umudioka contacted chido and uchenna? 1 Like |
Family / Re: Anyone Here Knows The Ifediora Family Of Umudioka? by Onyitina(f): 1:21pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
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