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Even the tilapia fish looks tired and hopeless�

May his soul rest in peace

Reading Law isnt easy

Most of the pics u posted is that of INEC office awka

Vagina cleanses itself. Using clean water helps alot

Not so much this covid-19 oeriod

Please stay away from the family. Marriage should be sacrosanct. That is; no need for guilty conscience in marriage.

You are lucky, i bought this same tilapia 6 pieces for 3000naira @ festac lagos�

Lovely dress sense�. Happy marriage life.

When I got home , I realized my friend wasn't home , I called him and he told me to meet him in a police station nearby.. police station ?? Wetin happen ?. He did not reply just hung up .

When I got there I saw my friend with plaster and bandages all over his face and legs ,, the Dog really injured him , my friend saw me and urge me to come and write my own statement too, on the Dog matter ,


The police told me not to fear and that What my friend is doing is the right thing, they assured me that They would saction both the landlord and the Dog owner and make them pay for my friend injuries and also give me back my house rent money if I want.


Na so I carry Biro write epistle on what happened,,the police then called us to inform us that whatever money they pay my friend they will collect half for thier fee and we agreed ..


I went back home that night with mixed feeling ,I know involving the police will make me lose the house and that means I won't see fareedah again, but well atleast I'll be alive .

Next day we went to the police station again and together with 4 police men we proceeded to the house ,on gettin'there ,the police officers did not even bother to knock ,they just barged Into the compound and started shouting asking everyone to come out.


Me and my friend checked the cage and noticed that the Dog was not there ,but we were calm because the police officers was with us .

Out of nowhere the Dog pounced on one officer and started biting the leg ,omo see commotion,instead of the other three officers to intervene for thier colleague ,to our shock they took to thier heels ,

You need to see race that day na my friend I pity pass because the guy was still recovering.

The police officers started running faster than us as if they were possessed ,


when we all finally got to a safe place ,the 3 officers turned to me and my friend and handcuffed us, we were shocked ,when we asked them why and what our offence was?.they replied that we committed four offence.
(1) "Lying to a policeman

,(2) Tendering False information

(3) manipulation

and finally (4) attempted murder "..shoo all these big grammar for why now? We did nothing officers na " I replied,.

They said we wrote Dog in our statement knowing fully well that it was a Lion thereby putting thier life at risk...they said if they had knew it was a Lion they would have come with better machinery ..

But It's not a lion it's a Dog sir " ..we argued but this officers refused to listen , instead they gave me a hot slap and told me to keep quiet , " Shut up who you be, you think say we no go school to know difference between Lion and dog ? "..
I couldn't utter any more word , they dragged us to the police station and put us behind bars


We later found out that the policeman that was attacked had been badly injured and lost a lot of blood ..

Before long both the Dog owner and the Landlord joined us in prison with half of the compound .

While in the prison both the landlord and the Dog owner kept shouting at each other ,the landlord blamed the tenant for bringing such Dog while the tenant blamed the landlord for not doing anything about the high level of insecurity in the compound..

When they finally calm down after another tenant begged both party the word that came out of my mouth was."Hope your daughter fareedah is safe sir "..





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Good one

If u ❤️ her; why pained on spending on her?�

Hardworking pays

Admiring those cute luggages

FTC?

Hi

Wow . This topic garnered one of the highest likes in nairaland forum

I shook

Interested.. And am a lady too

Hmmm.God help her

First to comment

@dalongjnr...is this nigeria catfish with Caribbean spice flavor? Any one available in Awka? Won't the nylon package heat the fish and make it decay on time?

@breadandbeans....so funny ..apt a meme

Look before you leap

i see some kim kardashian opportunity........deals of making cucumber like sex vibrators as a brand....lol.......bad news sells more in the world today.....

Security..above average..agriculture..average...but poor in infrastructures...over bloated govt expenses....why do they close up the bridges most times to repair them?....ds bridges don't look strong n standard... he got to improve expecially on roads...one thing I like abt Anambarians is u can never deceive them...they know what u know.

Do they call the man Cambodia....Cos my colleague frm umudioka contacted chido and uchenna?

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