Hiculis:
Did the meeting hold? What's the outcome of the meeting?

Lolz... I guess the meeting was held by us here on nairaland and the outcome is we should just go and wait. Its obvious none of us here has any insider with valid info on this whole thing. Let's just hope this waiting doesn't last till friday again.

onikstib:
The commissioners are meeting tomorrow morning by 11:00 AM.All you need do is to expect update on the site. APLs are ready and arranged for distribution. Commissioners decision tomorrow will determine when the site will come up with the update and it may be parallel to the meeting. Glue to your internet-enabled gadgets brothers/sisters.

How far?

Waiting is really not easy o! especially when one doesn't know for how long to wait...alot of waiting has already been done from Thursday to Monday o!..The good news should better drop today o!

Hmmm... work is closed for today. So we will still have to wait till Monday or Tuesday next week. Hope say their site never crash o!

Someone should pls go drag an FCSC staff to come tell us what this delay in APL is all about o!. They should pls answer us o!

Hiculis:


Thanks @dantsohoma pls help me explain to him that Joan Is no longer the chair person. I don't know who is giving him wrong info that makes him laugh in swahili!

I think the big question is, when did Mrs Ayo leave office?... Because the latest info on the recruitment was uploaded on FCSC site two days ago. Is the new chairman responsible for the update?

pls who knows if the NIN registration slip will be accepted as a means of identification?

Senipapa:
Oh, you should have just said it's a meeting point for highly connected Nigerians, cos we all know say na candidates wey get leg them shortlist, abeg me I dey find work too o, make una use una long leg help a brother.

It is not true. I know no body but my name came out. God did it for some of us and yours is next. It could only be God

God is Good o! ... I was shortlisted without the help of no man.. Pls who knows if NIN enrollment slip will be accepted as a means of identification?

God is Good! My name came out without the help of any man o! .... I made 2.1 in physics.
Pls who knows if they can accept the NIN slip as a means of identification

Hmmm. This story is exactly same as that of my big sister. married for a year now. She put to bed on Monday 12th September. Scan has always shown she was carrying two babies, my first nieces. But upon delivery we lost one of the princesses. However we are grateful to God for giving us one alive. It really feels so good to finally be an uncle.

Adortem:
If you've received an invite,kindly post your cadre and state so others can follow-up,like we all did in the 1st stage let us continue the trend,don't stay quiet when you receive your invite inform others.

I applied for ASP and got the invite.

Yes o! Thank you Jesus.They have started sending invite to general duties for an aptitude test o! Just got mine. 22nd August by 10am. Venue: PAUL UNIVERSITY, AWKA ANNEX, NISE EKWULOBIA ROAD, ANAMBRA STATE.

#team Anambra
My name is on the list and mine is on 14th, but am yet to get the invitation mail. Pls can one be attended to without a copy of the invitation mail?

She calls Keshi a musician

vickjoeobi
pls is degree "Statement of result" acceptable at Anambra

pls someone should help me check if "statement of result" is allowed o!. my degree certificate is not ready yet

saw my name on the list, 14th is my date. but no invitation mail yet. I think only those for this week were invited first. Those for 13th to 17th haven't received any invite. or has anyone within those dates gotten?

A goat demands for its own share of bread and tea

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three.

It's same here bro. Also from a federal University. My HOD also asked me to write straight to the VC. I have done that few weeks ago, still trying to get other senior lecturers to stand in for me.

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FOLLOWING last Wednesday’s partial deregulation of the downstream sector of Petroleum industry by the Federal Government with an increase in pump price of petrol from N86.50 to N145, the organised labour and their civil society allies have resolved to lead Nigerian workers on strike after Wednesday, May 18. Saturday Vanguard gathered that labour leaders will send a letter to government latest tomorrow demanding a total reversal to the N86.50 pump price of petrol before 12 am on Wednesday, failing which all installations will be shut down thereafter.
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FLASH: Nigeria buckles, devalues its national currency. Naira secretly devalued to N290 to a $1. Now sells at N360 in the black market
source: Sahara Reporters

For the umpteenth time I glanced through my call up letter allowing myself to savor this taste of victory over the undergraduate life and finally made my way to cross river state.
My arrival at the camp signaled for me the commencement of what you would term "stress". The experience overwhelmed my academic psyche and I felt like a graduate army officer. Shortly after the orientation was declared closed, the camp became an extraordinary beehive. There was a mixture of sadness, joy and mixed feelings occasioned by the posting to places of primary assignment. For me, it was sadness when I noticed my letter was addressed to the principal of a public secondary school. I thought I was going to escape the education sector.
Series of events occurred and some repostings took place and I finally found myself heading for this jungle, a thick forest and some where close to the end of the earth, in Bekwarra LGA of CR state.
It wasn't what I dreamt of, but I was determined to enjoy my service year. I kept aside all forms of discouragement and resumed quickly as the Physics (ss1-3) and Mathematics (ss2) teacher at my PPA.
I spent the first week evaluating my students and discovered that the students, though in rural area were neat people, always on a neat charcoal ironed uniforms. But the problem was, 90% of them wanted to become Reverend Fathers and sisters, another 5% cyclists and farmers and another 5% barbers. Immediately I knew my job was going to be a difficult one. I spent another week talking to my students on how to own better dreams and how to take their studies serious to achieve these dreams. It was Initially difficult, but the Physics and Mathematics business eventually commenced properly.
we were always left with nearly empty classes on market days as students would have to follow their parents to the market. Also, most of our students miss school regularly due to farming activities. I remember asking a student "Monica, why were you not in school yesterday?" and she replied "Uncle I go farm"...Lolz.
The village is called "Abuagbor - iye". It's #300 away from the nearest market, #500 away from the nearest bank and #300 away from the nearest source of drinkable water. The villagers live in mud houses, while the cement block buildings seen around were erected just to have corpse buried in them .( something I could not phatom). The villagers are predominantly Catholics, but thank God for AGC where I have made myself useful for Christ. Although some how selfish, the villagers are nice people, so friendly and always willing to teach you their language.
Finally, I just want to say it has been a wonderful experience. I thank God his grace and protection, even as I count down to April 14th.
Are there any benefits of participating in the NYSC?. Well, yes they are but it might not include making millions since the allowances are meagre . You will make new friends and have some work experience. But for me, the supper benefit is it will enable you to be able to survive anywhere you are in Nigeria without having to feel lonely or far away from home.
Thank God it's almost a done deal!
April 14th loading......

Was in a friend's apartment last night in our jungle, our place of primary assignment (NYSC).Just gisting and suddenly noticed a strange sound on the floor, flashed the torch light and behold, this creature was ambitiously moving toward us. God protects! In Bekwarra language here in cross river state we say "Atabuchi oshi" (Thank you Lord)

Juxtified:
Never had F as an undergraduate

same here. I really thank God for that

Wailers 2nd Semester Exams.
Course code: PMB 401
Course Title: Wailing Without Common sense
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EXAM QUESTIONS...APC/BUHARI CASE STUDY
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1. Buhari maintains ONLY one bank account with UNION BANK but took a fast loan from FIRST BANK....Describe that kind of banking practice (20 marks)
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2. Thursday, October 16, 2014, the All Progressives Congress (APC) startled decent Nigerians when its national chairman, Mr. John Odigie-Oyegun, announced that the party put the cost of its expression of interest and nomination forms at the cost of N27.5 million in order “to separate the men from the boys.”....Explain who the Men and Boys in APC are and do you think that the man who borrowed to buy his form is among the men? (20 marks)
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3. N27 million is a big sum, thankfully I have
"personal relationship" with the manager of my bank in Kaduna and early this morning, I put an early call (and) I told him that very soon the forms are coming, so, whether I am on red, or green or even black, please honour it.... Describe the kind of PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP Buhari have with his account officer that made him bypass the CBN lending rules to issue a fast loan to Buhari without collateral (20 marks)
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4. Has Buhari REPAID the loan he took to purchase his form and if yes, why weren't Nigerians informed like he did when he took the loan? (20 marks)
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5. Do you think the bank manager breached the bank lending regulations and needs to be questioned by EFCC? (20 marks)
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6. Who is fooling Who? (20 marks)
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Attempt Any 5 Questions. All Question carries equal marks.
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You have 1 hour and your time starts NOW!
Good luck to you.