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Oshey.. finest Apostle

sha no go lick plate for South Africa..those ones carry disease pass anything.

EgunMogaji:
Awa ni abese kuuu bi ojo.

Bo ya won ti fun Ogbeni world champion ni aluwo

maybe .

that aluwo no be sere sere atal..person go just weak if d thing touch you. one blow seven die
omo yorubas and jazz sef

chronique:
Your lie can wake the dead. As a matter of fact, devil fit repent because of you. Person like you nor fit go hell fire cos devil go vex give you firewood and light, make you go create your own hellfire elsewhere.

mogbe.. naso I bad reach ?

we yorubas dey sabi fight boxing sha.. you go dey hear slangs like 'fo lenu', 'ba oju e je' etc.

omo yiibos will say it's owomi da

make dem pair me with one of these NL Ipobs.. kin fese ba ti e je

onatisi:
Name just 2 projects that your eyes has seen

1) cleanup of GEJ's mess.. Even ex British PM said UK wouldn't have survived all the looting & sharing GEJ supervised.

2) The Fast rail networks are there for all to see, coupled with Lagos -Ibadan road nearing completion. Heard work has started on East- West road too and second Niger Bridge.
Abuja airport has been revamped and so many others
Give credit to d guy abeg.. just 2 yrs.
You can list GEJ's achievements you know if any

stupidity is back.. long time no see

shey na ban carry you ni.. or you main acct. don tire you . which one

onatisi:
i have been busy making money from nigeria unfortunate mistake of voting dying dullard in as their president.

lmao..

At least stealing is corruption to him and we're seeing real projects not d lies GEJ and his lap dog Reno sell to their gullibles

onatisi:
What good has pmb done in the last 2 years
Infact I give up on nigerians

His 2yrs is better than everything Goodluck Jonathan ever was in his entire career

BTW you've been silent of late.. no more prophesies or your jigi needs replacement

Never look down on anyone.. Broke today is never broke forever.
Likewise rich today is never rich forever.

Once you see someone who comfortably refers to a fellow human as broke, run from such as their future is bleak and full of sorrow. No be curse, na fact

PMB.. you've tried, history will remember you for good

Now I'm forced to believe Nigeria is under a curse.. The good ones with vision don't last while thieving ones stick around for long.

May God bless and show mercy upon you Mr President.. we love you

Abia is so poor..

I'm sure those chinko guys are having a rethink.. no light, roads nothing

It's obvious those guys are pushing PMB for their selfish gains.. instead of letting him rest or even handover, they want to be d ones running things over PYO

Nigerians are watching sha.. the constitution only recognizes President and VP.. na dem Nigerians vote for not kyari or what have you

I don't pity people like this OP, Why? because they are usually ignorant and don't listen or learn from others . They do anyhow, live anyhow., sleep with girls anyhow without considering the future.

The girl in question had no feelings for him right from d start.. she is just one of those empty heads that date multiple men only to pick the first mugu to propose marriage. Their lives don't have meaning as they themselves won't know what they want coupled with laziness and self centeredness they possess

you're in deep shi.t already so no amount of advice can save you.. Brace up cos the inevitable is coming whether you like it or not

ephi123:
ehn? so you play with people by insulting them?

sometimes but not always..

oya nor vex.. pele

ephi123:
All these petty guys all over the place that will be carrying grudges from one thread to the other, na wa for you people oh.

See him talking as if he has more than ONE vote himself. Joker.

what is doing you gan sef..
someone can not play with you?

Juju is very real for those doubting.. all those principalities and wizards, witches etc you read about are all real

lemme give those interested some life hacks..

1) Get small bottles of honey, make sure you have one in your car to ward off evil. Have one in your home too even if you don't use it

2) for those who travel at night, move along with smokes like cigarettes etc.even if you don't smoke (all you need is d scent). Hausas have one 'turari' they use.. It wards of creepy night creatures including the dead

3) Be vigilant.. don't eat or drink things you don't know d source. The only jazz that can't be neutralized/cured are those that enter d bloodstream through the mouth. Be warned

Be careful and watch out for those with rings.. careful with handshakes and you'll be fine

so far you have Snapchat and Instagram account you can't make heaven.. rapture won't carry you

All these sunday sunday medicine people wey full NL sef

ephi123:
But do we honestly expect him to say differently?

Buhari has really disappointed a lot of people, I remember how much goodwill and hope people had in him in the run up to the elections. All that has gone up in flames.

And how did you know this? Are you their mouthpiece

You better take heart cos you have only ONE vote that's if you're up to voting age sef. Stop yarning dust all over the forum and accept your fate

sammie007:
Y would there be money with a served meal in the first place ...in a party for that matter ....creepy

as in ehnn.. babanla creepy

If dem serve am with bottled water now or coke na diff. case. This one be like food wey dem dey curse give beggars

None..

Why #500 all through.. no 1k, 200 etc. I suspect foul play

lereinter:
a
a wonderful comment from u....

i like u

Naso..

Mister lover man

airminem:
Dont Mix My Opinion.

Ok, now I'm lost.. care to explain better?

Just watch and see how some empty heads will still come here to claim Amaechi owns the money. Sense is far from them and is really pulling them back.

Thank God I'm not a wailer.. lazy beings who have brain but can't think

airminem:
'Men love licking plates'

that's not entirely true.. some not all

Is he related to Apostle Sule that licks plate?

If some women can give men blowjo.bs acting like cannibals, then men too should be allowed to drink milk.. still doesn't make it proper

Jabioro:
Your point is welcome.. I have seen more than that, in the year 1992.i was still in the school, living with an extended family uncle, my uncle then has a brother that lived with us because he wanted me out from the flat,he lies against me pour washing hands water on my head. Today where is he?

Exactly!
You can imagine someone like that coming to form familiarity later, telling you that's in the past .
This world is a place where only the strong can survive.

Jabioro:
Whatever might be the case real or set up, it just matter of time everything would naturally whether away.. my angry taken your life for worthless matter

It's very easy for you to say.. some people, old or young hold their names in high regard.. I'm an example. I believe good name is better than silver or gold but I will never contemplate suicide for anything.
Nothing in this world freaks or scares me. I know all I should know and when to do the needful (sending condemned ones to their creator if need be). Still yet I keep my cool and name all the time

Jabioro:
May she expected everyone to hail and congratulate her for wrong doings..

I don't steal but I can catch a thief very easily.. I just picture myself as the culprit and explore all possible means to an end.
Someone with an intention to steal wouldn't do so in her room, and if atal she did, she won't keep the items in the same room where it can be easily discovered.

The case is pure setup

Eyah.. Girls!
They are such.. don't lemme say despicable creatures. They hate themselves for no reason and get jealous too easily.
Something I'm yet to see among we guys.

Might be that she's getting more attention from guys than her peers, so one decided to set her up cos trust me that's a case of an innocent girl accused wrongly

RIP to the young lad.. she wasn't strong enough to handle life and her trials.
so sad

bantudra:
i already warned them many times....they dont listen...they just call us afonja and think we will disappear in thin air...

Leave them.. we'll see the length they can go to claim right when AU & other international bodies put mouth. Maybe when they ask them to take only their 5 states and go, they will say no.

It's times like this I get to hate their gut.. give them one inch of space and you'll end up regretting

kuchikau:
...........Let me use dis opportunity to advise guys who foolishily follow/live their lives to please girls. U are on ur way to your early grave.
See the way nairalanders adores some stupid girls here makes me go gaga. I dont really undastand whats so special about their toto or nyash or breast.
It takes only a woman to bring a very strong man to his knees.
For Gods sake why do men follow women about like sheep with direction.
A gal dat mensturates evry 28days, wets her dirty smelling pants, yet u behave like an idiot before her. Wetin they hungry u for her stupid body?
ThankGod for my kind of friends.

It's obvious you just entered puberty stage.. with a bad experience as regards female cycle. I feel sorry for you tho.. it can be very bad truly if you don't have strong mind

One last piece.. you or any of your friends won't be alive today if not for that female menstral stuff you complain about. it's just unfertilized egg leaving their body. You could have gone as blood likewise if not for your dad's timely intervention

so learn show some respect to women

Dino knows how to act script well.. I give that to him

After borrowing someone's certificate at ABU to show off, which he didn't scan at close range to show his name and class of degree.
He is now putting up this to play victim card. we are watching