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barcanista:
I wish I was there. I'd have dealt mercillessly with the soldier.

I like u u get mouth die.see wetin be ur name seff the soldiers go beat u so tey u go forget ur name

barcanista:
I wish I was there. I'd have dealt mercillessly with the soldier.

I like u say u get mouth die. so the soldier go beat u so tey u go forget ur name.

how this one take affect my bank account?

Someone most go to jail nah wetin I know be that.

biaka1994:
Hw does it feel 2 b first to comment




Firstus the commentus

dem dey use am collect money for bank abi?

bolington:
i dnt tink u know d meaning of dat joke.

can u pls tel us d meaning

lordrayne:
lol...'Igbaju-oloyi'

that one will make u forget ur name

keni315:
oya mi lenu o

KO NI MEANING RARA

Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those
who committed the crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is
IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head
will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps
aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will
say let's go home and U will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how
caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know U're laughing unless U're not a Yoruba
Have a pleasant day!!!

RayJay007:
[size=30pt]Thats some funny S..H..I..T[/size]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

WALAI TA LAI LAUGH DON TEAR MY BELLE

rawpadgin:
they should understand farting nor get toilet

u mean say farting no get toilet?toilet nko?

gbens2000:
if I wan put y own story he I go do am.

i no understand you.oooo

i no fit laugh oooo.

I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I
got to my fiance's place for dinner,he seemed excited to see
me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for
you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair
at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about
to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went
to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my
fiancé was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted
my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud,
but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in
front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the
other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than
cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic
bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my
freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with
my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my
fiancé returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me
if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his
Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hands
holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do?

plainmirror:
Gattuso was like a wild dog who doesn't recognise its owner let alone opponents.

Coaches usually told their players 'while playing against AC Milan, pass the ball as quickly as ever when Gattuso charges at you'.

ronaldinho show am pepper.him chop grass

Taye Taiwo

lol.cant stop laughing.nah so sha

youngpol:
Nothing. The little girl was just innocently telling you she loves you.

yeah.but u will just gently explain to her

1. No one has made your mother cry like you have.
Ever since she found out she was pregnant with you, you
made her cry when she fed you. You made her cry when she
held you for the first time, but she cried with joy. You made
her cry cause she got scared. You made her cry all the
countless nights without any sleep. And you know what? You
still make her cry because she loves you, Endlessly. You
even make her cry when you cry!
2. You know she wanted the last piece of cake.
But how can a mother deny her child when you were sitting
there, looking at her with your big eyes, it is impossible for a
mother to say no. Because you know what? She is happy
when you are happy!
3. You made her hurt.
You hurt her when you kept pulling her hair. You hurt her
when you decided to grab her skin with your long sharp
nails. You hurt her when she was breastfeeding and you kept
biting her. And you could never believe how much you hurt
her when she carried you in her womb for 9 months, and
even more when she gave birth! And she never told you this,
you know why? Because your mother just wanted you to be
happy.
4. She has always been scared.
Since the day she gave birth to you she have done
everything she every could to protect you. Your mother was
the one that said no to her friends when they asked to hold
you. Because you meant everything to her and you could
never feel as safe as you would in her arms. And when you
took your first steps, her heart skipped a beat. Every time
you got home late she would stay up all night just to make
sure that you were alright, and every morning to get you
ready for school. And every time you ever got hurt, your
mother was always the one by your side.. Each time you felt
ill, she’d be right by your side making sure you were OK. She
has always tried to protect you, and you know what? She
always will.
5. Your mother knows she is not perfect.
Your mother is tough and critical to herself. She is a wise
woman and knows her flaws and at times she might even
hate herself for it. But all the toughest times, are always
about you. She always tries to be the best mother that she
possibly can, but making mistakes is what makes us human.
Your mother still tries to forgive herself for pain she might
have caused you, there is nothing she would like more in this
world than to simply just go back in time and make thing
right, but still, she is only human. Be kind to your mother and
let her know that you appreciate her.
6. Your mother was watching you while you were asleep.
At certain times in your mother would stay up entire nights
just to look at your beautiful face while you were asleep. And
when you just couldn’t fall asleep at night, she would sing
you your favorite song. Even when she was absolutely
exhausted herself she would stay up just for you. And even
when you eventually went to sleep, she’d stay those extra
minutes just looking at you. Your mother enjoyed the quiet
times while she could peacefully look at your face,
expressing more love than she thought was ever possible.
7. Your mother has carried you more than you could
imagine.
Your mother built the strength to carry you around while she
was cleaning. She built her strength so she could carry you
while she was in the kitchen, cooking, clearing the dinner
table, washing dishes, your mother did it all! Your mother
carried you around, all, the, time, even when you were
asleep, your mother was there with you. Even as her arms
were aching, her back was hurt and tired, nothing stopped
her from doing everything she possibly could for you. Your
mother’s body had to go through some rough changes, but
she did it all for you. Remember that. Because as soon as
you came to be in this world, your mother has never had a
single doubt, everything was worth it.
8. Your mother is sad when you are sad
There is nothing that hurt your mother more than when you
cry. When you ran away from here with tears running down
your face, there has never been a sight that made her more
hurt. But she always did everything she could to make you
smile again but she didn’t always succeed..
9. You have always been first!
Even when she hadn’t eaten all day, didn’t have a shower for
the last 3 days, she barely had any sleep for the last week,
she still put you first. All the times your mother came home
from work completely exhausted and just felt like going to
bed, she still always make sure you are OK before she finish
her day. Whether you needed food or if you were feeling
down, she was always there to assist you through life and
always put your needs in front of her own.
10. Your mother would do it all over again.
If you don’t know, being a mom is about the toughest job
there is in the world. She will cry, get hurt when you try and
you fail, but you work and you learn. And she will feel more
joy than words could ever describe when she see you
succeed in life. Even all the pain life will cause her, every
sleepless night and early mornings. Your mother would do it
all over again, just for you!
Remember to appreciate your mother, and thank her.

manutdrichie:
24days gone

and so?go hug transformer.

Now we will see 5 sign to show your girl friend is a cultist too abi?mtcheeeeeew.

ayusco85:
Then they should pay the workers from their pockets

tey should all resign under normal circumstance.but no be for naija.

Laugh don tear my belle die here

Its obvious those governors put there head in one basket,always waiting on federal allocation.na wa ooo

ayusco85:
Can someone tell me what they did with the state allocations? Other states that were able to pay their workers how did they raised the money?

dem don chop am

When an accident happens instead of taking the victims to hospital,we busy snapping yeye picture.OP is obvious your injury is not like the okada man if u are the okada i know u will not even see ur phone self talk less of snapping.WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR ORIENTATION PLEASE!!.Thank God for your life all the same.

Way back in 2001 Nigeria witness a certain Femi Opabunmi e best player among his mate back then,fast forward to 2015,he is no where to be found.Where is he?

He is a spoil brat,or mentally deluded.

If you want to borrow a pen from me in the banking hall,i usually pretend i didnt hear u,i usually dont talk to anyone only the cashier just do my transaction and get out.

An insane woman was curiously looking at me like she want to
grab me,2yards from her, i stop and crossed the road and keep
spying at her with my left eye and i was thinking in my mind if
she grab and bite me, am i going to loose some nuts like her? Or
wil i be infected with some other species of bacteria. . . .just
curious to know!

Anybody that knows he or she is not a sinner should cast the first stone.

If the soldier man catch u dey snap,ground go tall pass u oooo.