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And Naismith is Chelshit's NEMESIS...their sorrow continues... # Laughingheartily

So U dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry her finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen?

• Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda perso u giv testimony for Church
say, na grace of God. Bros park well!!

• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she wan fix am?,
on top that coconut head?

• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u be zebra?!!

• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to God?

• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be mechanic?

• U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be photographer?

• He give u engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear, u be lord of d rings?

•you dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be scholarship board?

•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u still dey call am BABY, my sister, he suppose be ANCESTOR.

•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic?

•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .

Na joke o....Read and pass on to friends make dem laugh too.

Tashaamania:
See his fugly writing.

but he got brain

kehinde1588:
I refused to comment.Quote me if them born u well

them born me very well.lol

BlackrulesDworld:
It's your type that usually falls victim of ritual.
Just watch the path you trending so that your case wont be mystery to those around you. Selah!

you finish her off.well come

BlackrulesDworld:
It's your type that usually falls victim of ritual.
Just watch the path you trending so that your case wont be mystery to those around you. Selah!

you finish her off.well done

bmxshop post=3763271Toyin9:
The Pic above is definitely MTN Office Festac Town.

no that is fatai atere in ladipo

Abacha reincarnation. sorry him twin brother

when one is angry is always good to keep shut because u are going to say something u might regret later.how sure are u that she has not been bleep by those guys that she claim are better than you?forgive her if she has sincerely apologize,everyone deserve a second chance.

modelee:
we were in math class when d class was jus like a market place and my best friend was angry and due to his anger he shot a gun to the cloud and said "CANT U SEE A TEACHER BEHIND YOUR FRONT"

omo this one gidi gannn.can't stop lol

come and be going

[quote author=RoyalBlak007 post=37443129]i'll tie him down...feed him everyday...hire maids to make him feel comfortable.....and i'll keep slapping him evry blessed day[y/quote]I can't just stop laughing.u be badoo

You enter your bedroom and saw a strange man sitting on your bed you tell him to get out and he refuses, you get angry and slap him. Amazingly, he vomits N10,000 you slap him again and he vomits N20,000, Another slap and he vomits N50,000. What would you do . 1. Run away 2. Kidnap him 3. Call the police 4. Call your pastor 5. Continue to slap him... Share the fun and hear funny answers

ladyF:
Interesting

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

what does F mean?FALILA abi?

mahobi:
There's a driving Institute at Newroad bus stop beside slot, before chevron. They are quite good and very cheap too. My brother learnt from there.
08137507119

do u say very cheap?I don't want a cheap one I need quality and in mainland thanks.

faith2ogesco:
This question has been burning me since. Fifa dey make me vex o. Seems they don't know what they are losing

what are they loosing?nothing

demmy0325:
Should i say racism... Those people dnt take Us serious at all coz i dnt see our not performin well enough should be the reason for our exclusion..

what's Nigeria FIFA ranking?

adeh39:
16. Gala and Lacasera


Gala and Lacasera – there is always a romantic relationship between these two, they are made for each other. Most Nigerians love Gala and Lacasera especially when they are tired and stuck in traffic for hours.

from go-slow experience

adeh39:
9. Abacha and Ugba

Abacha and Ugba is known as ‘African Salad’ and it can be eaten as a meal or snack.

Many people eat it as a meal because it is fills up your stomach just like any other meal. This meal is well-known in the Eastern part of Nigeria, among the Igbo tribes and they love it.

correct!ur head they there

agbo don become big boy now ooo and simbi runs girl.

The fans and Barcelona are the winners tonight

correct person.u no dull yourself.

I need to download this music QD_laipelaijina. Anyone who can help?

ikbnice:
i dnt need to kill any bcuz on sightin me, they'll disperse in different directions.

u funny.

Which rat would u kill first Be sincere........ You just came back from work to see 6 rats! • The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate • The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert • The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert • The 4th was eating your land and house documents • The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project • The 6th was eating your Bible Which one first? Send it your friends and see funny replies

just2endowed:
Its 3600. Where is ur location. Lets whatsapp 07066561480.

I.have 3500 am coming to ikeja today(Friday ).

guydangerous:
kingston class 10 memory card for sure

How sure are you?

just2endowed:
https://www.nairaland.com/1853577/genuine-class10-advance-microsdcard-16g32gig64g/1

Read through my thread and contact me 07066561480.

how much is 32gig?

Please fellow nairalanders I am going to computer village tomorrow,any idea where I can get original 32gig memory card?

most woman do have fantasy for sex but code it.....

tomyka81:
The cleaner at an oil firm, if smart, will be learning and observing and NETWORKING. Most jobs come through networking. So the cleaner at the oil firm has better career prospects if he/she works it right.

you nailed it my brother, with enough capital u can set up ur own cleaning company and employ people and with the right connections u will have your own clients.