dozz zoo sodjers see an opponent gun de run away bt wen de see unarmed pple dey open fire''

like hw much will be de house worth cus my uncle is doing a negociation of buying such house lik this''

how do feel this kin of a sounds girls normaly produces while sweet sex is onpoint''cus wen i was new comer on sexing world i was thoughtin dat such kin a sounds is a sign painful one''but what baffles me then is that when she continuesly giving such sounds'' then if i won hang up or tryna getin off my dick she go still b like holdin tight even wantin it by more harder''',wooooow!!so wat kin of sex instrumental will we call such sound abegii!!and how this sounds makes u feel like'''?

jerryfunky:
lol......u really don't have to tell ur oga...... he absolutely might not believe u......instead it will turn around against u.......better still pray more and always caution her if she tries that again........

or u could just tell ur madam that u are really getting fed up with staying at home.......that u are ready to quit and go back to wherever u came from.....and hear what she say.........

it's obvious she wants to get down with u......either she wants it or maybe a set up.....JUST USE UR HEAD...... and pray......

if it persist talk to her closest friend who u know.....has respect for her and her husband not the one who wants to betray her.....GOD BE WITH U THO........

but am sure u on the contrary is not asking us here for permission to HIT HER......IF U HAVE SUCH PLANS........DEN U MIGHT LOSS WHAT U CAME 4....

THANKS MR JERRY''

JeffreyJamez:


Good.....you remember Joseph? ...that dude in the bible who refused to chop the kpomo of his master's wife and ended up being second in command to a world empire at the time?

yeahs bro bt my problem is on hw i will conqer this'''?and mi oga too de travel'''

JeffreyJamez:
All you would have said was "my madam wants to sleep with me! Help!"..pichikom!!!... not this your fake story.

sory mr jeff my madam want me to sleep wit her help!!

MY felow NL I hv dis seduction battle within me''daz y i won cary am come for dis romance table on nairaland for more advice abeg'''Am 25 now and this is my six yearz of saving my master''while his wife wre busy sikin somtin else frm me pesonally'' my oga is a full tym business man dat he can spend 1 to 2 weeks outsyd the country for a bussiness trip'''my madam hav been actin many rolls in terms of seducing me''but i singled out dis three for u to witness wit me abeg''there is one afternoon wen she was takin her bath''and her phone started ringin contineusly on her masters room she den calld me and ordered me to help her with d fone'' so i bring d phone she open d bathroom door and orderd me to bring it inside d bathroom bt for my greatest suprise she still absolutly naked she then stand and ordred me to hold d fone on her ear for her to ansa d call''so i keep on holdin d phone lik 2 mins inside d bathroom na him my DICK won act stupidity by rising and i was wearin boxers den' so i told her to hold d phone she refuse den i comot my hand na hm d phone fall for d ground and d screen break i den run to my room''she den call me after takin her bath and give me 2 loudy dirty slap on y let her phone down'bt she leta apologise to me'' so d second is i was on bathroom one day witout noticin dat she left her fone on d bathroom''so d phone started ringin again ''OMG''she den said i should open d door for her to ansa d call so kukuma wear my boxers anyhw nd open door for her, she den cme inside and pik d call still de ansa it inside dat bathrom for anoda suprisin packege she still left d phone on dsame room afta ansarin d call''so i continue my bathin b4 2 mins d phone started ringin again she rushed nocked once and pushed d door while am still naked ''OMG'' i den run to mi room nd wear my cloth''den 4 her last episode was yesterday nite for around 1 to 2 am in d nite i was hearin a voice lik she was watchin A BLUE FILM while am sleepin on my room''lik afta 20 mins she badged into my room wearin her nite gown den cum lyin direct to my bed i den left d bed and move down striaght to d floor''she calld mi name and said dat she was hearin a strangy sound in her room dat na him b d reason y she left her room''i den ask am u left ur room living ur 2 kids on d bed jst for a strangy sound abi''?she den frm d bad and carry her one leg put streght d side of my PEN'''''''SO I KUKUMA comot her preety leg and move to d gada and sleep for d hole nite'''so na him i won mak i ask weda telling my oga wen he comes bak will b d best solution to cope wit this' should i or should i not'''wat ur take on dis situatino plz''?mr LALA MOVE IT to d front page cus i need mor dan thousand advice abeg!!

anthoniosp:
Customer

u re dre boy''

anthoniosp:
Customer

u re dre boy''

STFUareyouG0d:
We'll be here when story changes

Don't forget to make it official

are u doing a kin of jelous'''?

A girl told me dat she prefer to marry a Man with long and satisfaying dick!! With an avarege wealth that they can little dey managing with'''than to marry a porpular wealthy man without satisfying his wife for only in bedroom things''''plz is she miss right''?

mi advice goes dis dear''wen eva he do d shining of his teeth for you''jst take a snap of his tooth den take it to ur pastor and ask him weda da kine of a tooth can make a true love'''goog luck dear''

kam nukwa!!

who's quote is this abegiiiiii'?girlz don sufer fo una'''''mmtcheeewww!

plz mr op i want to b ur frend so dat u ll always crak som weekend jokes laga dis for mee abeg'''

[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

oga you re one of a kind''' i twale oooo!!

i attanded a weedding ceremony last two weeks where the priest does his own things and say you may kiss ur bride'''''and the man started kissin his bride by carry his two hands grabing his woman's ASSS''woow! plz can this make a best bride kiss of all time'''?

MEGGATRON:
Who took her to the club?

acordin into her she said she came wit her friend linda wit linda's boy friend'''dat mike d linda's boy friend took them there to catch funs daz all''

talk2alabama:
Of course she can.. what were u doing in the club too? Will u make a good father as well?

men na men women na women and you no say men no de spoil so easy lik dat nah''a clubin boy can be a real guy while a clubin girl is a spoilin child in niger nah''

plz op am happy for the man''he jst like mi kind''is like me and him hav somethin in common''if u no see him contact agian then u can contact me cus we re almost dsame'''

plz mi fellow NL am sickin for ur advice on dis one abeg'' i met a girl in a club and we hav been dating for more than 12 months now''and i won propose to her but wen ever i remember wre our relationship starts frm i bigging de get double minded''plz can a clubing girl make a good home' for ur mind'?

SUPERPACK:
Maybe she also took away ur sense too.

by hw mr super tracky''?

guy's plz sit back relax nd listen to dis mi horror testimony story plz'''i met a gal fo about 4 months ago nw'' in a weirdin ceremony'' toast her on same day hav her contact same tym''den as we were rolin i ask her for a date she agree''den we jst hang out chilins 2geda catch funs fo as much as we can' den every bdy goes'''den on second time i ask her to kum mi place''she refuse''no p''den i ask her out again she agree agian''den we hangd out nd do all we can to hav best of fun''she goes ha way i go mi way''den i ask her to kum mi place for a vry 3rd time she disagree den i pesweded her den she finaly gree to cum my place''and i make her feel confotable' nd mak sure dat she hav notin to regret in mi house''den i do d tins guys normaly do''bi askin her for sex''she said she iz on her period''NO ''P''on second day to mi hauz i ataemptet to sex her again and she even almost naked den she started VOMITING''for mor dan 30 mins in mi toilet''den thereafter she was so wick''den i rushed to near by chemist and bought som medicine''she finaly goes witout sexin her''finally was day b4 yestaday she is once again in my hauz'den afta much more'i put a sex request again at nite'for around 1 am''she said NO!! Wit loudy voice den i ask her y''?she rplyd thus' MR INNOCENT I DONT WANT TO SEX YOU BCS I LOVE YOU!''sayin dat she is frm marine kingdom dat any man who enter's her body will automaticaly lost his MANHOOD''and destiny''dat she has done for not less than 40 mens'in a row''b4 i could realizin anytin' evry where was lik echoe drum dat i can hear one word for more dan fifity tyms''finaly she den give a heavey dirty slap on mi face nd then disapear!! So mi felow nairalander i won mak una follow me de tank God abeg' for saving my live da nite'''

mr op tank u''da ur no 7 jst grab mi attention''nii''i am insyd such lady rite nw'''!!

da kin plumber na pzp[plain zoombii plumber]

D MAN B LIK ''oohh!!we has after d reage its our turn to BLUES'' DE BLUES''

tink deep to ansa correctly''''if u wre a traveler frm east to north[mah be to A NATIVE DOCTOR] ''caryin ''A GOAT''A LION''and A YAM'' RESPECTIVELY'''mean while''lion de chop goat''while goat de chop yam''respectivly''and you came across a river where d rule is dat u cant cary 2 tins at same tym to cross d RIVER frm boat ''HOW LL U MANAGE TO CROSS DEM ALL WITOUT ONE BEEN HUTIN ONE ANODA''??

sombdy has come''''''

sory ooo''a very touchin misin laptop story''' mmtcweeeeww''BABA IJABU''

as hot mama b 51 her husband fit b 61 nah''can someone spell ''CONGRATS'' for me so dat i can wish dem well abeg''