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RomanceRe: Help! Should I Visit A Brothel?! by optional1(f): 1:12pm On Oct 26, 2017
emblem2d:
optional do u mean i cant sleep with you or what
you can never see me not to talk of sleeping with me.
Even in the next life you can't with such disgusting thing at you dp...
PoliticsRe: APC Postpones Convention Till 2018 by optional1(f): 1:08pm On Oct 26, 2017
na them sabi
RomanceRe: "I Want Goodluck Jonathan" - Symba, US Model Who Went Unclad At D'banj's Tour by optional1(f): 1:07pm On Oct 26, 2017
let her carry go...


If she rthinks GEJ will fall for her..
RomanceRe: Help! Should I Visit A Brothel?! by optional1(f): 1:05pm On Oct 26, 2017
izaray:
Are u kidding me huh Ur dp is disgusting, must u put ur joystick there, to prove wat u are talking abt sad
very disgusting no prostitute will even see that and still open her legs like those gymnastic athlete for him..




He is a stupidd op..
RomanceRe: Help! Should I Visit A Brothel?! by optional1(f): 1:00pm On Oct 26, 2017
Wehdon
thats if the op have enough liver..
If he doesn't waste of time for him...


iamJ:
op read that slowly and understand her msg wink

See what u will do

Send her a pm

Get her number

Call her everynight for 1 week

invite her to ur place

get her to be relaxed

cook a delicious meal for her


remove all the chairs from ur room

while she is on ur bed

make her rest herself on u


start by rubbing her hand slowly

kiss her hair

rub her hand again slowly and hard

then when she is enjoying it

switch to her back


if she is not rolling and pressing her body on u now

Go back to rubbing her hands

Kiss her hair plenty times

If u do it well, she will be kissing u now wink




Materials u need grin
A clean bed
Light, nepa or gen
good perfume u have to smell nice
delicious meal
very sweet film
RomanceRe: Help! Should I Visit A Brothel?! by optional1(f): 12:55pm On Oct 26, 2017
emblem2d:
do u want to disvirgin me?
you future wife should be in the right position to disvirgin you...
An olosho doesn't worth your virginity....
HealthRe: Man Undergoes Surgery To Reduce His Huge Testicles And One Meter Pennis by optional1(f): 12:52pm On Oct 26, 2017
so they can reduce those thingshuh?
RomanceRe: Help! Should I Visit A Brothel?! by optional1(f): 12:48pm On Oct 26, 2017
you want an olosho to disvirgin you...

Chai


op i love them virgins please don't let an olosho disvirgin you oh biko..
PoliticsRe: Ebelechukwu Obiano Buys Food Items From Market Ahead Of Election (Photos) by optional1(f): 7:19am On Oct 26, 2017
election time you will see those you haven't seen in your life time....
CelebritiesRe: Anok Yai: South Sudanese Beauty Goes Viral Overnight After This Lovely Picture by optional1(f): 7:16am On Oct 26, 2017
she is pretty
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Everton: Carabao Cup (2 - 1) On 25th October 2017 by optional1(f): 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2017
Unlimited22:
Oga mi. Wey ya babe, optional1? With d rest of d blue gang dem?
i am here dear
full time already..
RomanceRe: Married Man Hides From Camera While Watching Match With Girlfriend In Stadium by optional1(f): 9:51pm On Oct 22, 2017
when you reach house you go know who dey in charge..

God will be catching them one by one...






Mtcheww
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Huddersfield Town VS Manchester United (2. - 1) On 21st October 2017 by optional1(f): 2:24pm On Oct 22, 2017
Tuham:
Issorite
Weekend was stressful a lil bit. Abeg remember me for prayer during service today smiley
ehya
pele

@9:31am was already @ home..
I attend mass not service..
Will still put u in prayer..
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Argentina Nov 14,2017 by optional1(f): 7:54pm On Oct 21, 2017
Argentina again



when will Super Eagles play again Germany and Spain..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Huddersfield Town VS Manchester United (2. - 1) On 21st October 2017 by optional1(f): 7:18pm On Oct 21, 2017
Tuham:
"I don't think it's Manchester United that are playing today.
Or maybe those Chealsea people optional1 af change the team's destiny?
i didn't see manu in my vision oh..


How has been ur weekend so farhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Huddersfield Town VS Manchester United (2. - 1) On 21st October 2017 by optional1(f): 7:09pm On Oct 21, 2017
AlienRobot:
Though she's a blue, I always enjoy her company when I'm about to slaughter some foes...

Ladies and gentlemen, rise up and help welcome Optiona to the slaughter house
who is slaughtering who biko..

Abeg shift make i see space to shift...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Watford (4 - 2) On 21st October 2017 by optional1(f): 7:03pm On Oct 21, 2017
femi4:
I ve been a bit busy in the oza room, she ll soon join us

Back to the match: Its a must win for Conte, encouraging performance so far
my sugar


i love this result..
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 6:43pm On Oct 21, 2017
Lolz
you and this doggy self..



thepussyhunter:
good to hear smiley..........and i'm fine..........thinking 'bout you and my promised doggy has kept me going against all odds kiss cheesy

you back for good or you're still touring
not ready to return dear and touring is over just busy over here planning to welcome twin girls is not easy in this country..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Watford (4 - 2) On 21st October 2017 by optional1(f): 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2017
temmytopsy1:
femi4 and optional1 una get owambe today ni?
we were busy just as he said..


Congrats to us a step to the top.....
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 11:51am On Oct 21, 2017
Daddy yo kiss kiss

thepussyhunter:
mommy yo!!! cool
i dey here stand strong like buhari wey no gree dis lipsrsealed grin grin
how're you doing? smiley
i'm doing great kiss and youhuh
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 6:47am On Oct 21, 2017
lefulefu:
yea u just reminded me of that my fellow ukwu paddy dacovajnrcheesy.Augustap biko u don see dacovajnr breaklight?
so u guys ukwu activities ends here..
Good...




Good morning
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 9:40pm On Oct 20, 2017
ok
nice to hv a conver wit one of the ukwu's under god crew..


sunshineG:
Hunter is here, he made some comments on this thread.. you can quote him

Emmm davo have been out for a while now
good night..
Av a wonderful free fun weekend...
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 9:20pm On Oct 20, 2017
Lolz....
My boss can't attack you instead will attack you enemies..




sunshineG:
I am scared as fuucck now embarassed I don't know other things you might know about me sad and when sekau and his boys will decide to attack me grin

Anyways, it was nice chatting with you tonight wink
same...
Where is your brodas thepussyhunter and dacova
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 9:10pm On Oct 20, 2017
see you..
Whether post or pre, school is school as far you not home 247.. U in school to experience school life..


sunshineG:
but I am doing post grad...I bet sambisa forest investigators crew don't know that tongue
we see things and we keep mute and watch...
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 8:51pm On Oct 20, 2017
oh
you don't know that living in sambisa help you to see many things about humans....




sunshineG:
That is great

Hmm schooling is going on fine, but I am not in school now.... Still trying to work out something.. Thanks for asking wink

How do you know I am in school huh
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 8:20pm On Oct 20, 2017
sunshineG:
I good just managing myself.... so how are the twins?
twins are doing great...


How is school?
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 7:17pm On Oct 20, 2017
sunshineG:
shocked optional of life grin My first ruff on nairaland cheesy cheesy
Where have you been? more importantly, how have you been?
lolz you haven't changed..

Btw, i have been good as alwayz.. How are youhuh
RomanceRe: Jude: The Worst Decision I Ever Made by optional1(f): 7:04pm On Oct 20, 2017
sunshineG:
grin grin grin let me park here
Flight ticket from where actually?
hello
long time..
RomanceRe: Sapiosexuality: My Profound Attraction Towards Intelligent Women by optional1(f): 11:01pm On Oct 17, 2017
Fearlez:
[s][/s]

Edimolu, you cannot deny before God and man you aren't a sickle cell sufferer.

And that's the bane of your problems. Although, no fault from you other than the bitter fact nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to earth.

These uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animals never bothered to check their genotypes before fücking like wild primates to burden the rest of us with the offspring of their incapability to control their animal lust.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in romanceland you managed to find a grotisque, hip-less girlfriend here with door-frame shape and broom-thing legs known as optional1

She still left you after you convulsed like a dying epileptic with Parkinson's disease and nearly bit her nípples off in one of your dying seizures during a sex rump.

You have looked for mentorship and have confessed to follow my handle plagiarising my posts. This is why your responses are often 30 minutes late.

Epilepsia isn't your only birth defects, you were also born with chronic brain lesion, neurological disorders and organic brain syndrome.

Below is a link where you were plagiarising my boy's diss line used on you minutes after you were eviscerated like a vagabond with no identity.

On that same thread, your weeping girlfriend was pleading for me to spare what was left of your life.

I should have left you a long time ago for platyrrhine-vultures to devour your bloodied entrails.

If only your dirty unlettered mother could tell fake drugs from genuine once, she would have never used fake abortion pills to try getting rid of your malformed foetus!

Low-level glory-hunting Plagiarist.
[b]
Fearlez:
[s][/s]

Edimolu, you cannot deny before God and man you aren't a sickle cell sufferer.

And that's the bane of your problems. Although, no fault from you other than the bitter fact nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to earth.

These uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animals never bothered to check their genotypes before fücking like wild primates to burden the rest of us with the offspring of their incapability to control their animal lust.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in romanceland you managed to find a grotisque, hip-less girlfriend here with door-frame shape and broom-thing legs known as optional1

She still left you after you convulsed like a dying epileptic with Parkinson's disease and nearly bit her nípples off in one of your dying seizures during a sex rump.

You have looked for mentorship and have confessed to follow my handle plagiarising my posts. This is why your responses are often 30 minutes late.

Epilepsia isn't your only birth defects, you were also born with chronic brain lesion, neurological disorders and organic brain syndrome.

Below is a link where you were plagiarising my boy's diss line used on you minutes after you were eviscerated like a vagabond with no identity.

On that same thread, your weeping girlfriend was pleading for me to spare what was left of your life.

I should have left you a long time ago for platyrrhine-vultures to devour your bloodied entrails.

If only your dirty unlettered mother could tell fake drugs from genuine once, she would have never used fake abortion pills to try getting rid of your malformed foetus!

Low-level glory-hunting Plagiarist.
[/b]
Fearlez:
[s][/s]

Edimolu, you cannot deny before God and man you aren't a sickle cell sufferer.

And that's the bane of your problems. Although, no fault from you other than the bitter fact nature chose two thoughtless idiots as a vehicle to project you to earth.

These uninformed, 21st century noncompliant animals never bothered to check their genotypes before fücking like wild primates to burden the rest of us with the offspring of their incapability to control their animal lust.

Nairaland was your last hope to make a meaning out of your life, after perambulating like a stray dog in romanceland you managed to find a grotisque, hip-less girlfriend here with door-frame shape and broom-thing legs known as optional1

She still left you after you convulsed like a dying epileptic with Parkinson's disease and nearly bit her nípples off in one of your dying seizures during a sex rump.

You have looked for mentorship and have confessed to follow my handle plagiarising my posts. This is why your responses are often 30 minutes late.

Epilepsia isn't your only birth defects, you were also born with chronic brain lesion, neurological disorders and organic brain syndrome.

Below is a link where you were plagiarising my boy's diss line used on you minutes after you were eviscerated like a vagabond with no identity.

On that same thread, your weeping girlfriend was pleading for me to spare what was left of your life.

I should have left you a long time ago for platyrrhine-vultures to devour your bloodied entrails.

If only your dirty unlettered mother could tell fake drugs from genuine once, she would have never used fake abortion pills to try getting rid of your malformed foetus!

Low-level glory-hunting Plagiarist.
thank you very much.



Cc. Mynd44
PoliticsRe: Vaccination For Monkeypox Panic In My School In Kabba Kogi State.. by optional1(op): 9:14am On Oct 17, 2017
honeychild:
Did you people even look at the pictures? People are picking their kids up at 1:30 p.m you say it is panic. Is that not normal closing time?
you think i am jobless right??

My kids were having their siesta when parents came to the school making noise that only our school was left to close in the town... Parents came at 12:50pm but the HOD
refuse to let them in.

At the time i took those pictures my kids were only 3 waiting for their own parent....


Btw, we close at 3pm not 1:30pm.. Only on fridays we close at 1:30pm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 5th November 2017 by optional1(f): 10:35pm On Oct 16, 2017
Blue is the colour
Football is the game
Chelsea is the Club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 25th November 2017 by optional1(f): 10:27pm On Oct 16, 2017
Blue is the colour Football is the game

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