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AIRTIME007:
Seems you just lost ur virginity to a degenerated good for nothing modafvcker...I feel your pain biitch....

My guy abeg no quote dat gal again, to na sunday 1st sunday 4 dat matter, my month 4 dat matter.

I no dey allow pesin quarry or fight 4 my month oooo.



Happy new month AIRTIME007.
Abeg u get N100 airtime. Lol na joke ooo

Dominicah:
You mama is dumb
You papa is dumb
You are from thea generation of dummies
Bastard rejected soul you are
Apart from lavedar who else has rejected your sorry ass?
May sango, Amadioha, olokun bend your waist till eternity.
May you walk with a stick from now henceforth, and may the curse from your granny follow you till eternity.

Bae all this is un called for nah, calm down we all here to av fun.

Na wa oooo!

Dongata:
Na so. I like chopping.

Na 4 everybody, u go get specially home made kunu frm me.

firstking01:
...Ok, make i change am for pidgin...starts reading in pidgin for her, hope say you dey understand wetin i dey read??

Na weytin u dey read self, y u dey rush am as if u dey chop hot yam. Calm down abi u wan go watch match.

Dongata:
Who ugly don epp?
You are not ugly at all, and by the grace the of holy katanga, you will surprise them in this competition.

So na your birth month we dey so.. we go celebrate and drink kunu. Happy new month dear.

We go chop rice nd stew come finish d matter wit kunu, plenty kunu ooo.

firstking01:
Flip tru the pages of her book, and starts reading for her....

E do abeg,
U no sabi ready 4 pidgin english me no even understand all dis ur grammar ooo.

Fadedjeans:
You definitely didn't understand his post.

Bro I do understand understand his post, Am jst talking.

Dongata:
No mind that gal o.
I dey ya back toolz yansh.

Me no mind her ooo, e easy to ugly atleast I come out wit boldness to tell d world say I ugly.

If she no lyk am make she go create her own make e cute lyk her.

Tnx dear.

Good morning.

Happy Sunday/Happy New Month.

Is my birth month!

KnightX:
Calm your titties, lass.


There are several contestants still in the competition like MIMZY, Ivyy, Refiner, Optional1, Mysticgal and the likes but whenever anyone adds "ugly" in a comment alluding to the Miss Nairaland competition, you -members of Team Lanicky - start ranting like senile hags 'cause you think your representative is ugly but no-one should see it for what it is.


Why aren't the other teams reacting when "ugly" is mentioned?


At the mention of bones, old women get uncomfortable.



It's high time you cease your sanctimonious pity-parade 'cause it wouldn't end you brownie points from the viewing public - they've recognized your team as a gathering of treacherous, sly reptiles.

Lol,

to b ugly is not by our making, God created us ugly in his Image nd Likeness. Am proud to b recognise as ugly is a previlage to actknowledge ur uglyness.

Atleast I cameout wit boldness to show up my uglyness to d world.



Ugly gals dy married every saturday d beautiful nd cute ones r doin aso-ebi 4 them.



Abeg no put dis matter 4 head oooo na 4 those were dy call pesin ugly i write am 4.

Jadekitana:
I have seen all contestants and to be honest there are just 3 cute ladies contesting! Refiner, ivyy and mimzy. Others shouldn't come and disgrace themselves here abeg, let these top 3 continue the contest.

Team mimzy
Mimzy biko upload more sexy and cute pics Refiner don vex go studio, her pics got my attention this morning.

Hmmmmm

I just dey look u.

firstking01:
Nope, i'd rather read for her myself, watchu think??

oya sharp sharp

firstking01:
Hmmm, ok, dashed into the balcony...brings out i pass my neigbour gen,,,drags the rope and put it on for her

ah dis is sufferness oooo d light is shaking.


I cant read it ooo, u no am old nd dis glasses is sumhow.

Y not call one of ur agent to read it 4 me.

shizzy7:
Huum!!! Optional1 didn't hesitate pick you as her campaign manager and you can't vote for 2 people.


I also had someone I was already supporting which is Lanick I stopped
and went for optional...... You have to be decisive.
well, na you know oooo, since its an online thing.

Thank u sis, God bless.

firstking01:
Hmmm, ok, brings out reading lamp, puts it on for her to be illuminated

d reading lamp is even clear self.

Abeg on Gen jor

Akkord4gov:

Dis one u dy shine teeth so I fit win u over to my party. Optional1 party 4 Miss NL 2016

kunu nd zobo nd akara dy available.


Abeg cum join me.

Akkord4gov:
God pls na beg I dey beg,no let this enter FP.

Dash our people brain to focus on their own rather than all these celebrities

My bro d gossip don enter oooo.

firstking01:
Adjust your glasses look well

Hey i can see well, d light refletion is not reaching here. Pls i need touch light, d touch light is not bright pls bring lenten.

Ah i cant see any tin oooo.

shizzy7:
Eh, decamp to where?
is he now routing for someone else?

He has decamp to Apc, he is now Apc member campaigning 4 them.

Janeify:
rude.you shouldn't mention one's father cos he mentioned your moniker and your comment is tribalistic ...

Am not rude I had to speak out cos d comment was getting out of hand.

D word 'Father' it means 'God' not biological father.

Can ur biological father create u?

My comment is not tribalistic my dear, cos am Igbo also nd I believe we Igbos av gud sense nd respect other pple privecy, dat Y I said he should use his Igbo sense.

kowema:
Everybody is now a marriage counselor, even those that their marriage ended at their reception

Lolz.

shizzy7:
I dey vex.......

Why are some STUPID channels showing one kind interview like that with her all day
Why are they showing her music videos??


IS SHE THE FIRST CELEBRITY TO GET DIVORCED?
Are we supposed to cry or mourn with her

I.need a detailed explaination..

Meanwhile vote optional1, #right option

Lolz bae I watch her interview toooo d tin is so annoying,





Tnx bae really appreciate ur effort.

Robosky02 has decamp

Hope say them go hear sha.







Other news nduprincekc add me to ur voting list 4 Miss NL2016. Nagode

firstking01:
Thumbs up tho

Na were d thumbs dey, I no see anytin oooo.

FreeBSD:
Yeah, this is Bullsh!t.

Please tell me something, the women you all are voting. Some of you even spend time and money to design campaign banners. The women you are voting,

If your candidate wins,

- Would she share her prize with you? Even if it's 1%? NO.

- Would she pay you a visit saying thanks? NO

- Does she even know you exist? NO

- Is she in anyway going to do wonders when she eventually wins? NO

- Is there even a big prize? NO

- The time you spend creating a threads and spamming posts with banners, has she shared or liked the post or commented on the thread or quoted you saying thanks? NO

- Is she really pretty? NO

- Would she remember you next year if she wins that it was you who made her win this year? NO

- Are you getting laid? HELL NO!

- Has she replied your pm before? NO

Call me a misogynist, chauvinist, hater, enemy of progress, jealousy, osho free, bad belle and all sorts. Deep down, you know it's the truth. If you like deny the above and say YES to all..

These fvcking women don't give a fvck about you guys. Many of them don't even know what your voice sounds like. Many don't even know your fvcking username.

Stop wasting your time. That time can be used to invest in something bigger than raising banners over women! Hell. I'd raise for men instead. Damn. Women? *spits*

Whoever turns winner, ain't going to give sh!t about who voted. She would give sh!t about her prize and probably waste it on shopping with friends or give some silly boyfriend and return broke in 3 weeks. #Fact

#FreeBSD has spoken

Bros cool down all dis r just fun, is jst to while away tym dat if u not busy.

No b do or die tin.

Is not by force to vote sha.


Sorry 4 all d disturbing threads nd spams.
I think b4 d end of nxt month d Miss will end nd d Mr wil start.


Cool down nd endure.

kisdaniel:
optional1 is a better choice coz she deserve 2 b crowned d MISS NL 2016.......teamOPTIONAL1

tnx dear.

firstking01:
For your mind

Lol,
na frm were u expect make e come frm b4, my belle bah.

EzePromoe:
Omalicha, what's up with the harsh words nau? Don't worry my "Igbo man" sense is fully being put to use and that has guided me in the choices I make. Pls stop getting so angry because you're looking more beautiful on that long face and consequently a threat to my candidate.
I can stop mentioning if you so wish but pls don't get angry again, because I can't afford the luxury of getting beautiful lady like you angry. It isn't good for my credentials as Oyoyoumuagbogho

Nna am not angry d tin is dat d mention is getting out of hand, I wasnt even able to see those who r mentioning my name.


Biko take it easy, we r here 4 fun.

EzePromoe:
Dear Vizkiz, Kingtom and optional1, I've absorbed all your complaints and I'll quit mentioning your monikers. But please do not forget to add "Mysticgal" while voting your favourite contestants, and I will also support four other contestants whom I consider worthy of a chance at the final stage. Thanks.

I will do dat, dats if u dnt mention me again oooo.

tosyne2much:
Take it easy ooooo

Yes boss I will.

tosinbabe:
This is how its suppose to be!




Optional1 for Miss Nairaland 2016

Thank dear appreciate alot.
God bless.

tosinbabe:
:- Tiwa dis Teebillz dat, una be like Doro wey no dey tire


Abeg vote for Optional1 as Miss NL 2016, the wise n beautiful choice!

Wow

Thank u dear, really appreciate alot.

God bless.

firstking01:
Hmmm, i hope all these your openess and sincerity is coming from your heart cos you are not even sounding asif you are contesting neither are you selfish in your coments...and i think you deserved to be voted for thats if all these your "born again" charisma are true.

''born again ke''
Am been myself I came here to av fun nd make frnds nd not fight nd fake myself.


Those who know me nd are here wil testify to it.


Thank u 4 ur observation.
Let the best lady nd pples choice win.