Most annoying thing is that we Nigerians won't vote more than once like other countries will do.

Meaning the blind man will get his own statue in owarri this weekend..

Blind man should be happy now.

Assassin101 how may i help you

i love this

9. I ruled Zimbabwe for 37 years and 7 months. Now let’s see what Psalms 37 vs 7 says… Solomon was wise but he was brought down, by a woman. Samson was strong but he was brought down, by a woman.
I, Robert Mugabe, was tough but was brought down by a woman.
My advice to you is just be a conscious man, when you fall in love!

i love this

Kelblaq:
Hmmm interesting! So tell me how will you get to know the man that you're going to marry?

we will meet at the altar on wedding day is a blind date....

Aseco:
bt~u~wicked~small~wit~ur~swearing

no b swear e say make i swear...

Who

Caringguy:
So you're are denying me ur bf abi

you dat av gf dat u guys intro is dec 23rd 2017 u are sayin am denying u as bf..



Abeg no come spoil my market oh..
I don't even know you from adam self..

Kelblaq:
Yes i believe you now, but why did't you have a bf?

cos bf is not meant for every lady b4 dey marry...

Lols

Kelblaq:
Please you can now take back your swear biko!
My balls are still precious to me.

Sorry dear
But after the swear do you believe me.

Haba

Kelblaq:
I was just surprise at your come back, never knew that a girl can spill such words.

But you asked me to swear nah.
So I did.

Joshrob:


did you just say!!....have I not told you never to lie on Sundays again..
common say the truth now.

That comment was made on saturday not Sunday..

Btw, I wasn't lying nah abi were u d one who dey caught us together.

What

Kelblaq:

Kelblaq:
Swear

Aswear with ur left balls if ayam lying may ur left balls decrease in size. So help me God. Amen

fuckboys:
I want to fück

Fvck who hold you

Mtcheww

Who even said buhari is planning to contest in 2019.



Do u pple wanna finally kill him come 2019

sir is there no space bar on ur phone key pad....

Is it ur bfs

awoo47:
u dat hv lyk 5 bfs on nairaland alone

abi if i leave them will u b their bf/gf

Who is lying nor insulting

awoo47:
i was just joking
today is Sabbath day let's keep it holy no lying or insults

who got time to do all that..

una never tired ni

And y will i be writing first jamb.. My international witches no wicked reach ur village pple

awoo47:
y will I write jamb 6 times
village ppl no wicked reach dat level
so u think I'm eppin u write next yr jamb?
sorry but I'm not ur mate in education

sorry stop thinking like an uneducated person.... As u claim to have PhD...

Rossburg:


You Wey I Know ?

where

greiboy:
kk

l will check right away, but airtel network is poor today, so it might take some time.

check ur mail again.

Suavepaschal:

Only Fwb abi.......well done

and you are the leader of the fwb right

awoo47:
ure just taking ur first jamb life is in stages so wait for ur time

and you? Your 6th jamb...

greiboy:
Morning

No problem but the mail I opened this account with is not functioning properly.

check my personal text you will see a mail we can communicate with.

you can check you mail

Happy Sunday dear

greiboy:
Evening

up blues! first

yeah I received a call from him few days ago, he is fine and doing really well

we thank God

glory be to God first...


Uppp blues...

Do you mind i send u pm so i can get his number, will like to speak with him...


Is not easy to see heaven and hell and still be given chance to live on this earth full of wicked people..

so all men with beard now looks like banky bah

una never tired

greiboy:
nna ehn
This kind of lies can make the devil give his life to Christ

i wanted searching for you today afternoon but it skipped my mind..


Wanted asking after thepussyhunter..... Who is he doing

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finally my bf came around...

I was never caught cos this nigga (zephry)was so smart back then...