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Phones / Re: Which Infinix Phone Do You Use ? by Opto1: 9:43am On Apr 18, 2019
Hot 6 pro, if you see this phone in your dream, you are actually missing a point cus that was a nightmare.

Too much Problem¿

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Crime / Re: 19 Year Lady Paid With Her Life After Reporting Sexual Abuse By Her Principal by Opto1: 9:39am On Apr 18, 2019
Sick world
Crime / Re: Zambian Police Officer Disarms And Arrests Man Who Wanted To Cut Off His Head by Opto1: 11:19pm On Apr 13, 2019
Zero time nah him make spirit dey wear watch.

Try this in my country and there would always be two possible outcome, either the police officer is dead or the man with Cutlass is "sarzed" but the later is more likely to.........

On a serious note, you rather disarm one in situation like this through other means and most importantly, avoid close contact.

https://punchng.com/lunatic-hacks-policeman-septuagenarian-to-death-in-ondo/amp/
Lunatic hacks policeman, septuagenarian to death in Ondo ...
Crime / Re: Graduate Hacked Government Database And Employed Himself by Opto1: 3:52pm On Apr 13, 2019
shocked shocked[i][/i][i][/i]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Don’t Lie In A Job Interview In Lagos by Opto1: 8:00pm On Apr 12, 2019
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Nairaland / General / Re: FRSC Men Involved In Auto Crash In Ibadan. by Opto1: 3:06pm On Apr 12, 2019
Nsn
Romance / Re: “lesbianism Is A Bae, You Won’t Regret It” – Nigerian Lady, Says by Opto1: 9:40pm On Apr 10, 2019
You are right but I can't just figure why her mouth is now like pussy infested with yeast or something.

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Celebrities / Re: Omalichachukwu Phoenix Okereke: Maureen Solomon Gives Birth To 3rd Baby by Opto1: 1:20pm On Apr 09, 2019
Twelve years kwa? Well, my mom won't allow me to stay in relationship for 2 years without kid. Congratulations to her

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Celebrities / Re: 'anyone That Hates Wizkid Loves Boko Haram' Kemi Olunloyo. See Details! by Opto1: 1:15pm On Apr 09, 2019
DO your shît like nobody cares about you cuz nobody really does in real life. aunty kemu be spitting trash for attention, maybe that make her happy, who knows?

The only thing like about this woman is her consistency in stupidity.
Romance / Re: Man Carried His Girl Without Legs On His Shoulder In Cute Pre Wedding Photo by Opto1: 8:19am On Apr 09, 2019
Nobodyperson:
Imagine having sex with her lipsrsealed
I almost vomited


Lol. Life, what if you had an Accident and you become dual amputee, won't you wish you had someone to love you?
You be talking as if you know tomorrow. Sometime some shit are better not saudd

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Romance / Re: Man Carried His Girl Without Legs On His Shoulder In Cute Pre Wedding Photo by Opto1: 8:14am On Apr 09, 2019
Lifestone:
True love has no limits


What's Truelove about this? I'm not saying it's not Truelove either, but I just want you to understand that, you can't just be correct with only this picture as they only proof. What if that woman is the bullion van? Or maybe the guy is someone like me that felt all human are equal.

True love stand the test of time and not all the infatuation delusional lost we call love this days.


We are all equal fam.

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Religion / Re: Brighton Elliot Moyo Dies After 'Resurrection' By Prophet Lukau by Opto1: 4:12pm On Apr 08, 2019
Nxn
Romance / Re: I Need A Girl Friend, Am A Keke Driver by Opto1: 10:41pm On Apr 05, 2019
Hmmm
Romance / Re: A Female Student Of 16yrs And A Male Teacher Of 29 by Opto1: 10:30pm On Apr 05, 2019
Jung:
Ogun kee you, bloody liar.

19 and 20 year olds in sec school. Fear God na.. grin grin






If you think it's a lie, drop your number I will add you on whatsapp and send you some picture when we resume. Come to Ekiti and besides, the school is special school.
Celebrities / Re: Cee-c Replies Troll Who Accused Her Of Bleaching by Opto1: 9:53pm On Apr 05, 2019
Minding one business Is one of the most profitable business, that's what mama used to tell me but the Advent of social media has made everyone aporoko.
Romance / Re: Green Lights by Opto1: 5:53pm On Apr 05, 2019
Green cheesy, light �= greenlight.
Investment / Re: Have You Heard Of Global Fund Investment. by Opto1: 5:47pm On Apr 05, 2019
Op is like you want amdioha to locate you Abi? And let me tell you, I know some of this site work now but wait till festive period when everyone would need money badly, then you will with was another crash. Boom, that could be your heart crash ode .
Romance / Re: Goodlook And Handsome Face Are The Only Set Skillto Get And Laid Girls,not Money by Opto1: 5:43pm On Apr 05, 2019
Shut the f*ck up and make some money.

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Romance / Re: Please Suggest How To Suprise My Boo On His Birthday. by Opto1: 5:40pm On Apr 05, 2019
Tell him you are pregnant
Romance / Re: A Female Student Of 16yrs And A Male Teacher Of 29 by Opto1: 5:29pm On Apr 05, 2019
Op I won't insult you but I must state this. Abi ogun want to kill you ni?

Forget about your age because it doesn't come with knowledge and experience expected from a 29 years old man. I'm f*cking 23 and student of 19/20 years in my school are like my younger sister to me, not that I'm a saint but there must be some line between you and your student and that's what the ethic of the job is all about. At that age a lot of them are still niave and with your age and experience combine with the job ethic, you be the one to advice them not the other way round.



And lastly, if you ever attempt to visit her or invite her to your house, may thunder fire your ball. Pedophile boruku.

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Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Slim Man And His Plus-Sized Fiancée In Bayelsa by Opto1: 5:26pm On Apr 05, 2019
Fat everywhere you go, disgusting issa an understatement.

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Pets / Re: Help Guys, My Dogs Are Almost Stupid. by Opto1: 5:19pm On Apr 05, 2019
Bring the dog to me, let me help with some advise. Like if the dog is reading this, tell her not to be stupid. She has a hoe spirit in her and you must caste and bind the spirit........ In short bring the dog for deliverance, if you don't trust me call Alfa lakua abi nah lakuku?

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: For The Men- Will You Marry A Girl Your Friend Has Been With? by Opto1: 5:11pm On Apr 05, 2019
A hole that's has been dug can't be "undig", okafor's law.


I'm not going to say much, but a pussy that been bleeped by two pals issa hoe. Come to think of it, there is 99.9% probability of deja Vu, yea we've been there before. Just note that your nigga would still Bleep that pussy again and again.
Family / Re: Couple Celebrate 82 Years Of Marriage by Opto1: 6:06am On Apr 04, 2019
And village people won't allow some people to celebrate one month old relationship

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Pets / Re: I Just Got My First Cat by Opto1: 6:05am On Apr 04, 2019
The African in me won't allow me to buy cat and even if my landlord has one, I will just jejely plot a cold blood coup for that cat ni. I hate w****

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Pets / Re: I Just Got My First Cat by Opto1: 6:02am On Apr 04, 2019
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Romance / Re: Crazy Liberian Girl Wants to Trap me with Pregnancy by Opto1: 5:56am On Apr 04, 2019
Hey Mr nicest person, you are not a landlord yet, come to Nigeria for some landlord apprenticeship. Location of the field work should be Lagos not vgc or banana island o, but areas like okomaiko. After five days into the programme, come back here and give your testimony.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye's Classmates At Baze University Surprised Him With Cake - Photos by Opto1: 5:40am On Apr 04, 2019
Give and forget and don't forget to forgive, this is not a surprise it's actually a business pitch.

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Celebrities / Re: Olabisi Monsurat Dies From Complications 10 Days After Childbirth by Opto1: 5:05pm On Apr 03, 2019
MediaLife:
Lagos based movie producer, Olabisi Monsurat otherwise called Bisket has died.

The rising actress and filmmaker passed away less than 2 weeks after she welcomed a new baby. Her death was today confirmed by her colleague Omolola Olumide.

According to reports, she passed away at a clinic in Lagos on Saturday, the 30th of March 2019. The actress reportedly welcomed her 6th child at the age of 47 in March before she developed complications.

She was the producer of Bisola Alanu hit movie which brought Lola Margaret to limelight. Late Bisket was a member of the Theater And Motion Pictures Association of Nigeria (TAMPAN).

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/04/yoruba-actress-dies-from-complications.html
Everyone dies not only actress so nothing special
Celebrities / Re: Davido Finally Joins #fuckyouchallenge In An Hilarious Way by Opto1: 7:31am On Apr 03, 2019
F*ck y'all. Well, i'm in that age where f*ck that shit could literally be an answer to anything put forward to me.

How old are you? ~ F*ck that shit!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Has Created More Leaders Than Any Other Nigerian - Lagos APC Chair by Opto1: 7:26am On Apr 03, 2019
Political stooge not leader. Take note

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