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DONT MIND MY SPELLINGS AND STUFF, .HAD TO POST THAT ONE IN A RUSH, ,

@DNS

MY GUY,U JUST HAVE TO MOVE ON WITH UR LIFE, THE TRUTH IS LADIES ARE THE MOST CONFUSSED SET OF SPECIE, THEY DONT KNW WHAT DEY WANT , ITS SAD BUT ITS TRUE, THATS WHY THEY FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS WHEN TRUE LOVE IS STEERS THEM I RIGHT N THE FACE NO BEEF FELLA ITS JUST THEY WAY THEY ARE U LOOSE SOME U WIN SOME, ITS ONE OF THOSE THINGS ANYWAYS, THERE A JOKE THAT SAYS "WOMEN ARE SO EVIL THAT gOD HAS TO DRAIN IT OUT OF THERE BLOOD ONCE EVERY MONTH"[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]PEACE

@ ALL THE BABES,

THIS FEAR THING IS A TWO WAY THING, FROM EXPERINCE BABES NURSE SIMILAR FEARS TOO, AS A MATTER OF FACT THIERS IS VERY PATHETHIC AND PITYFUL

, LETS BE HONEST WITH OURSELVES.THE GUY ALWAYS HAS THE UPPER HAND(ITS A MAN'S WORLD REMEMBER) YEP!YEP!!
ANOTHER SECRET IS THAT WE GUYS GET OVER OURS BUT OUR DESPIRATE BABES NEVER GET OVER THERE'S.


I AM A GUY(WORKING CLASS) .AND TRUE WE HAVE OUR FEARS , BUT THAT OF THE LADIES IS OFF THE CHAIN.ITS A LONGER LIST, U'ALL KITTENS OUT THERE KNW ITS TRUE ,

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE CONFUSSED,UNSECURED ,DESPIRATE AND PARANOID SPECIE,
LOOK OUT FOR A COMPREHENSIVE REPORT ON "WHAT ARE BABES SCARED OF?"
BIG UP TO MA BROTHERS AND LOTS OF LOVE TO MY LOVELY SISTERS OUT THR

Hi guys, please i want to find out if for instance you are not invited for  the test, will you be allowed to write considering the fact that you have the candidate ID. Thanks.

@ TY4succex
this is authentic,
Don't be deceived by this jumbo pay that is making the rounds. My very close friend works there. she showed me the employment form and the pay package as well as the monthly salary account bal.
You will be on probation for six month during which you will be entitled to 76,000 as monthly gross income. After removing tax and others ,your take home pay will be 62,000 or sometimes little above it , for six month which might extend to 8-9month if they are not satisfied with your performance . Most freshers extend to this extra moth.some might
spend 1year on probation still on 62,000 net income.

After you are confirmed, your pay wil be increased to 120,000 gross income. After deductions , you go home with 100,000-105,000. sometimes it might go a little below this say 95k.
you might be lucky to be appraised based on your performance after 6-7month (i.e totalling 1yr-1yr7 months)and your pay increased to 2.2million per annum about 180,000 per month ( don't forget your heavy tax deduction , pay as you earn, PAYE).some people take 1 yr+ to receive this while other take up to 2yrs.

but oceanic is a good place to work because it's LESS stressful compare to ,

NAIRALANDERS PLEASE DISREGARD THIS INFO, I WORK WITH OCEANIC BANK AND WHAT OUR DEAR FRIEND TY4succex HAS POSTED IN HERE IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH, PLS TY4succex TRY GETTING GETTING UR FACTS RIGTH BEFORE POSTING SUCH IN A PUBLIC ROOM OK

check this out, freestyle(a bit rusty though)
NO OFFENCES PLEASE MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS


U KNW WHO IS WHO WEN I COME TRU,
TWENTY -ONE GUN SHOT SALUTE,
TERMINATE U LIKE FEATUS IN ITS MOTHERS WOMB,
I BURY THE FREESTYLE ROOM,
BETTER DROP THAT MIC GROOM
COS U'S A WASTE OF TIME LIKE TOO MANY CLOCKS IN A ROOM

NIGAZ SO SCARED DEY PEE IN THER DAIPERS
WHEN U SPIT  DOWG, ALL I SEE IS SALIVER
LYRICAL SLAUGTHER, AM THE  REASON THIS EMCEE RETIRE

LISTEN, THIS AINT DISSING, AM ONLY GIVING U'ALL WAT U MISSING
RAW SKILLZ, THIS IS FAR FROM SIXTEEN, BARZ
FU*K THE INTERN , PASS EVRY TASK JUST GUESSING,
NO STREESING THE NAME'S ORACLE 99,BEEN  BURSTINGS SINCE 99,
TOO MANY EMCESS BUT A FEW MICS, JUS ONE BRAVE HEART TOO MANY COWARDS,
CRUSH THE TWIN TOWERS, SUPERMAN WITHOUT THE CAPERS
MODE 9'S KOOL BUT HE FULL OF FLAWS LIKE SKY SCRAPPERS,
SO ILL I JUST GRAB AIR AND TEAR GAS
idris ABDULKAREEM GOONA B THE FIRST RAPPER TO BE ON PENSION,
ATEENTION , JUST TRYING TO EASE THE TENSION
COMMISIONED TO STREET SWEEP HIPHOP FROM THIS CLOWNS
IN TOWN , NO NAMES MENTION, THIS CHICKEN HEADS GOT ME VEX
NO MISCALCULATION TO BE PRESICE THIS NITE  MY FAME GONNA SPREAD TRU THE LAND ,
BUT FIRST GOT CONQURE NAIRALAND, JUST DID, BROKE IT DOWN FROM THE UNDERGROUND
SULTAN OR SOUND BETTER HEAD SOUTH  WEN U SEE THE ORACLE. BREEZE TRU THE STREETS
GOT TO KEEP IT REAL ,MOST OFF ALL JUST TOO WACK
PLEASE EASE THE PAIN
LIKE PINKY U'ALL AINT GOT NO BRAINS


SWALLOW UR PRIDE AND GET FILLED WITH ENVY
SPEAK IN PARABLES TO CONFUSE THE ENEMY
WANNA BATTLE ME ?U MUST BE CRAZY
COS UR CHANCES R SLIM LIKE U WAS SHADDY.


HOLA BACK

HELLO FELLOW NAIRALANDERS, I AM SORRY I WONT E ABLE TO ANSWER EACH MAIL INDIVIDUALLY, BUT I WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS TO MY BEST CAPACITY


@DBABY,
.I SUGGEST U FOLLOW UP SERIOUSLY, SINCE U PASSED THE TEST , I SUGGEST U CALL THE H.R DEPT, I WILL ENDEAVOUR TO FORWARD THE NUMBER TO UR E-MAIL ADDRESS


@deepop,lizzylimbo
the format has changed, actually it used to b general g-math format, butit has changed, it more of more comprehension (3 sections),i.q,maths, there is nneed for u too b fast, anyways and its not negative marking so try as much as possible to answer all questions


@charmin
yes if u have any of those qualifications with a lower credit in ur hnd, pls do apply,

@macarthy
, no matter long its been since u applied as long as u hv the number , tHr is no need to re-apply,

@shupzy,
soory man,i am not aware of that, but i will definately make enquiries and get back to u as soon as possible

SOORY GUYS, IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO RESPOND TO YOUR MAIL, I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY, I HOPE THE INFO IS STILL USEFUL,
MY PRAYERS WITH U GUYS WISH U ALL THE BEST, STAY BLESSED
CHEERS

UR FRIEND SHOULD GO AHEAD AND APPLY, OCEANIC HAS AN I.T SECTION TOO, SO PLS I DO ADVICE THAT UR PAL SHOULD NOT HESISTATE IN APPLYING, @ jcshols

post ur mail so i can mail u the number if u dont have it ok

U need not apply twice, BUT U COULD TRY CALLING THE HR DEPT TO MAKE ENQUIRIES,

Hi everyone,

    This is just to inform my dearest nairalanders who are HND  degree holders  to waste no time in applying online to oceanic bank(www.oceanicbanknigeria.com)

  i am presently a working with the bank at the  head office located on the island.Recruiting is going on at every level as the Bank itself is fast growing(in terms of branches) and setting the pace for other financial institutions to follow.

 i will also want to remind B.SC HOLDERS who are yet to  register online to do so fast, pls dont register more than once, wishing all nairalanders the best, keep ur ears to the ground people, and do not relent in prayers,
 MY PRAYER GOES OUT TO YOU ALL,

   ONE LOVE

   EXPERIENCE  PEACE

I CAN ATTEST TO WHAT RUSKY HAD JUST POSTED, I AM ALSO A STAFF OF OCEANIC BANK (LESS THAN A YEAR), OCEANIC BANK IS THE PLACE TO BE, YOU WIL SURELY EXPERIENCE PEACE, A LOT OF BRANCHES ARE SPRINGING AND THERE IS SURELY NEED FOR MORE HANDS, SO APPLY IF U HAVE'NT DONE THAT YET AND IF U HAVE APPLIED , BE OF HIGH EXPECTATION, GOOD LUCK , MY PRAYERS WITH U ALL, PEACE,

SHALOM good citizens of naira land, if you fit this profile, without hesuitation apply with immediate velocity, THE REQUIREMENT ARE BELOW

PLS IF YOU DONT MATCH THE REQUIREMENTS, DONT EVEN BOTHER TO APPLY THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK




SALES RETAILEXECUTIVE

Job Type :


Company : Total Nigeria Plc
Contract : permanent position
Branch : Refining Marketing
Location : Nigeria - Lagos, Minna & Ekiti
Interviews will
take place in : Lagos, Head Office
Starting date : As soon as possible
Salary : According to profile and experience



Job description :


To control and monitor dealers activities
To ensure proper stocks management at the station
To ensure proper distribution of product thrrough proper order booking and follow up
To ennsure proper implementation of the daily payment system at the station
To visit depot to ascertain product situation and product schedule
To propose new plots and private developers affiliation
To doo prompt and accurate reporting of periodic activities at the station
To update the following reports when due
- Financial Review
- Month end checks, stock taking
- TOM-R
- Quality chart
- Safety Inspection (HSE audit form)
Ensure monthly reconciliation
To visit every station at least once a week and write reports
To ensure that all policies aimes at sales improvement and target realisation are observed
To hold staff meeting during incentive competition and help put in place advertising campaigns
To ensure training of staff when new projects are launched


Required skills :

Education :


Bachelors degree in any discipline with a minimum of Second Class Upper division


Experience :


Two (2) - Three (3) years experience in marketing


Skills :


COMPUTER SKILLS
COMMUNICATION SKILLS
INTERPERSONAL SKILLS
ANALYTICAL SKILLS
BE ARTICULATE
BE CUSTOMER ORIENTED
CAN LEAD A TEAM
BE SELF MOTIVATED

hi mates,
if u have not gotten any invitation there is no need to panic, the invitation will come in batches, as for the venue, i dont who posted the training school as the venue, the venue is not at ikeja, mind u, oceanic has learnt a lesson from intercontinental, so b patient if u have not gotten any invitation yet, the test will b written every week for rest of the month of october, congrats to those that got an invitaion to write the test and wishing u all good luck, study hard, once again whoever posted the venue as the oceanic training school must be a joker,
SHALOM,
ORACLE99

@mimi , seems u r a bunch of talents, where wwere u wen gulder ultimate search 3 was recruiting, star has a talent show running .i suggest u better enrole, and many more of the same ilk, dont let ur talent just waste , keep ur ears tothe ground, a lot is happening in the entertaining scenery, go grab ur own share of the pie,
THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN , SHALOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

my guy, who ever told that the test for inter and oceanic bank has been written is only pulling your legs, inter is yet to invite shortlisted candidates for a test, which is most likely to come up this october and oceanic the same too, they will statr recruiting by november, so my dear friend just keep on praying and mind where u get your info from ok, u still have a chance, the only people oceanic took 3months back were the ones with bank experience, this was orgenised branches that needed extra hands in the experience area,
stay blessed and keep your ears to the ground
oracle99

oceanic will start recruiting by november,so its most likely that the test and interview will fall within the month of october, keep your ears to the ground, this info is from a reliable source, and as for intercontinental bank, the test will come for october too, very soon candidates will get an invitation for the test, stay blessed,

oracle99

HI GUYS,
JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYONE OUT THERE IN SEARCH OF A JOB NOT TO GIVE UP, I KNOW THERE A LOT OF PEOPLE CONFUSED AND FED UP TO THE LIMIT, THERE IS GOING TO BE A WAY, JUST TRUST IN THE LORD GUYS AND DO NOT RELENT IN THE SEARCH, MY PRAYER TO EVERYONE OUT THERE SEEKING A JOB IS THAT THE LORD WILL CROWN EACH AND EVERYONE'S EFFORT WITH A JOB OF YOUR HEARTS DESIRE, YOU MIGTH NOT KNOW ANY TOP SHOT OR HAVE ANY CLOUT WHATSO EVER BUT I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW ONE THING, OUR GOD CREATED ALL THINGS, HE IS THE CONNECTION WE NEED,
KEEP YOUR HEADS UP GUYS AND TRUST GOD, WISH YOU ALL THE BEST,
SHALOM

HI GUYS,
JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYONE OUT THERE IN SEARCH OF A JOB NOT TO GIVE UP, I KNOW THERE OF PEOPLE CONFUSED AND FED UP TO THE LIMIT, THERE IS GOING TO BE A WAY, JUST TRUST IN THE LORD GUYS AND DO NOT RELENT IN THE SEARCH, MY PRAYER TO EVERYONE OUT THERE SEEKING A JOB IS THAT THE LORD WILL CROWN EACH AND EVERYONE'S EFFORT WITH A JOB OF YOUR HEARTS DESIRE, YOU MIGTH NOT KNOW ANY TOP SHOT OR HAVE ANY CLOUT WHATSO EVER BUT I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW ONE THING, OUR GOD CREATED ALL THINGS, HE IS THE CONNECTION WE NEED,
KEEP YOUR HEADS UP GUYS, WISH YOU ALL THE BEST,
SHALOM

HI GUYS,
JUST WANT TO TELL EVERYONE OUT THERE IN SEARCH OF A JOB NOT TO GIVE UP, I KNOW THERE OF PEOPLE CONFUSED AND FED UP TO THE LIMIT, THERE IS GOING TO BE A WAY, JUST TRUST IN THE LORD GUYS AND DO NOT RELENT IN THE SEARCH, MY PRAYER TO EVERYONE OUT THERE SEEKING A JOB IS THAT THE LORD WILL CROWN EACH AND EVERYONE'S EFFORT WITH A JOB OF YOUR HEARTS DESIRE, YOU MIGTH NOT KNOW ANY TOP SHOT OR HAVE ANY CLOUT WHATSO EVER BUT I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW ONE THING, OUR GOD CREATED ALL THINGS, HE IS THE CONNECTION WE NEED,
KEEP YOUR HEADS UP GUYS, WISH YOU ALL THE BEST,
SHALOM

FOR NOW,AN EMBARGO ON RECRUITING FRESHERS AHS BEEN PLACED TILL FURTHER NOTICE AT FCMB, FOR NOW THEY ARE ONLY IN NEED OF EXPERIENCE HANDS NO ROOM FOR GREEN HORNS