The Return

awwgh shit, can't believe i'm back~in~this~bitch/
lyrically bust slugs 'cause i'm strapped~with~this~gift/
wack ones can put a sock~in~they~crotch~up/
'cause the only time ur career gon blow's when u suck~my~nuts ~off/
about ta spit a storm~ in~ a~ teacup/
gbade about ta get it crunk~with~the~re-up/
i'ma get them ladies drunk~with~they~feet~up/
leave haters 6 feet, 'cause they about ta get sunk~in~a~week~up/
bitch, i'm your Parental Guidance like guns~in~a~sitcom/
i'm a one man army, 'cause i make u run~when~your~clique~come/
i leave u on the grind like mad~ hustling/
lyrically leave 'em with holes when the gat's ~cock'in/
Bleep punchlines, i brass~knuckle 'em/
ur girl digs me like fossils 'cause ma's ~lovin'~me/
flow's~so~sick, i breath life into this cypher/
u hoes~so~weak, i make u *Rabbits run like Mekhi Phifer/*

Bein a while y'all (It's all good)
I'm bout to spit som sick sh*t wit a combination of I n' my brother little Wayne's lines (The 1st two lines)

I'm back on defense I back in my zone
I kill rappers n' go in my yard n' bury their bone
U look uglier than Britany when she shaved her hair
From the best of both worlds here come the Oshodi edition of Blair
I'm tha tightest nigga that graced ya home n' never get blown
Now U look like a stupid crazy midget clown
I hustle hard through raps while u lazy- thats why u now plannin' on plan b
U lyrically dead to me - I survive both ya plan A n' B
Mouthafu**cker y u think they call me the King of Kings
I'm King Kong I rape U n' just beat my chest
U still gorilla struggling to get along gay- u better know I'm the best
So truly, the shit you tryin to be, is really what KING defines
U claim gangsta when you aint a man yet- still a KIDD inside
Yo KIDD - U just fu**cked with Professor Menike up in his clinic
That's why I've decided to roast u alive n' let Nairaland call it catastrophic
Damn dudes can't u see I got the keys to rap - I'm so logistic
I'ma prof of freestyles I make ya entire ugly lifestyle photogenic
So fu**ck u, ya career, ya verses and everythin else U stand for
To we BIG BOSSES U just stand like a man LovePeddler
My glitters are gold n' diamonds - Nigga u suck like the Red sox
I'ma born Yankee, my crew gon home run y'all down the drain
The only thing u spit sick is u suckin' a miami penis
So never u get me going cusz I ain't ready for a kill please

Nice lyrics menike

@Paddy _ lo and Younddice
go sign up for the 2007 Individual Tourney (Guys dey wait for U bros)

@The Jump off. . .contd. . .(Paddy. d don . .)

am the definition of a ill nigga,ma shits still bigga. . .
still make bitches wince,still bring d pain and kill it err day without pullin triggas
just give me the pen and pad,
and i'll proceed to fulfill any zen or fad,without needing dealers
make your niggas deny yo existence worse than a cock crowing for 10 peters
homie you don't want it with paddy and his bunch of crazy henchmen
we make u fall back like nazis and a bunch of surrenderin frenchmen
since i been gone 4 a while,fake jakes be trying to recreate ma style
now am back . .fool i'll be here for a while,got hatas on target. . .boom!!. . its bullseye
ha ha. .i got shit locked down like drug lords and bamaiyi,
you fakes need to relocate from here like land lords in bakassi
niggas call me a legend like abami
eda,i shred competition like cheddar,don't say cheese
cause am about to capture your lady plus am flashin a coupla gees
u bitches can't see paddy,
ma time kind of like yo bank account,go over the limit and you paying a coupla fees
just to retain me,u can't contain or detain me
paddy the lyrical don,sometimes i do this shit just to entertain me
like strippas on a pole,you hatas better get low else its hatas in a hole
truth be told,Paddy best you fools anyday,blow this bitch up like sailors on a cole
fu*ckers. . .


I FEEL YO SHIT NIGGA THAT SHIT'Z SICK KEEP THE GOOD WORK HOMIE.

@Tianshie

Wurd up bro. Long time huh

The hustle has kept a nigga outta dis zone for sum time now. But i'll be back real soon y'all.

Believe me.

1

I'm a dope boy, look u don't know much bout me
U talk sh*t I guarantee to leave u dead like he
I shoot him - Who? me what u be thinkin' fool
I visit u in ya sleep and starngle u with some cotton wool
U midget ya moves look like some rented R&B
Sacrifice ya life to the LOYALZ or I show U how we be
Skinny dead corpse rhyming like he was 87yr old Bash Ali
No offense - U bash, I'm 120yrs old Muhammed Ali
In my Hundreds I still smoke u out n' outrun ya set
Homie I'ma Hoodloyal - I make sure u don't live to rule ya set
I'ma rude viper I spit tougher make ya mama say"Son rap like menike"
I'm too good that's why u never see me on some fake NIKE
I'm on tight Hurricanes - Fu*ck Reeboks that sh*t is wack

Goodnight

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yo yo yo yo yo
hey yo yo
this is STAR i represent ATL, yall niggas so wack
u aint gat dopes,yo bitches so suck u ride dirty
am a G nigga i dominate shyt,i cut ur ass up, if u mess with me
yall pun ks are smoked ass niggas
i got a tech nine now yall smokin ass is mine
Bleep yall bullshit,posse deep and let's run the shyt down
gots to be the first "g" to hit yall suckers hard
yall mutherfuckers with the film.flam drops to the knot

*sigh*kiss my ass

yeye pikin

ayefele200:

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this is STAR i represent ATL, yall niggas so wack

Well well if it's not star01 claiming to be ayefele200



Na wa oooo couldn't hide your identity for long

awwwwwwwwwwwwww, GAME OVER

I know its hate


But i aint Phased

Please don't troll this thread. All posts should be strictly freeystle or HipHop related.

dblock:

Please don't troll this thread. All posts should be strictly freeystle or HipHop related.

shut up crook ass nigga

dblock:

Please don't troll this thread. All posts should be strictly freeystle or HipHop related.

Mr Lecturer

I offtopic a lot but this thread is different. Respect this thread please. No trolling

yeah i aint taiigh but i have got mad skilz though.
 
am addicted to rap like a scientist to a rear specie
pull out of character
faster than a magician could pull a rabbit out of his hat.

quit dissin Dblock hes right get of this page with your babbling about non rap stuff this is freestyles and rap related stuff only

check this out, freestyle(a bit rusty though)
NO OFFENCES PLEASE MY FELLOW NAIRALANDERS


U KNW WHO IS WHO WEN I COME TRU,
TWENTY -ONE GUN SHOT SALUTE,
TERMINATE U LIKE FEATUS IN ITS MOTHERS WOMB,
I BURY THE FREESTYLE ROOM,
BETTER DROP THAT MIC GROOM
COS U'S A WASTE OF TIME LIKE TOO MANY CLOCKS IN A ROOM

NIGAZ SO SCARED DEY PEE IN THER DAIPERS
WHEN U SPIT  DOWG, ALL I SEE IS SALIVER
LYRICAL SLAUGTHER, AM THE  REASON THIS EMCEE RETIRE

LISTEN, THIS AINT DISSING, AM ONLY GIVING U'ALL WAT U MISSING
RAW SKILLZ, THIS IS FAR FROM SIXTEEN, BARZ
FU*K THE INTERN , PASS EVRY TASK JUST GUESSING,
NO STREESING THE NAME'S ORACLE 99,BEEN  BURSTINGS SINCE 99,
TOO MANY EMCESS BUT A FEW MICS, JUS ONE BRAVE HEART TOO MANY COWARDS,
CRUSH THE TWIN TOWERS, SUPERMAN WITHOUT THE CAPERS
MODE 9'S KOOL BUT HE FULL OF FLAWS LIKE SKY SCRAPPERS,
SO ILL I JUST GRAB AIR AND TEAR GAS
idris ABDULKAREEM GOONA B THE FIRST RAPPER TO BE ON PENSION,
ATEENTION , JUST TRYING TO EASE THE TENSION
COMMISIONED TO STREET SWEEP HIPHOP FROM THIS CLOWNS
IN TOWN , NO NAMES MENTION, THIS CHICKEN HEADS GOT ME VEX
NO MISCALCULATION TO BE PRESICE THIS NITE  MY FAME GONNA SPREAD TRU THE LAND ,
BUT FIRST GOT CONQURE NAIRALAND, JUST DID, BROKE IT DOWN FROM THE UNDERGROUND
SULTAN OR SOUND BETTER HEAD SOUTH  WEN U SEE THE ORACLE. BREEZE TRU THE STREETS
GOT TO KEEP IT REAL ,MOST OFF ALL JUST TOO WACK
PLEASE EASE THE PAIN
LIKE PINKY U'ALL AINT GOT NO BRAINS


SWALLOW UR PRIDE AND GET FILLED WITH ENVY
SPEAK IN PARABLES TO CONFUSE THE ENEMY
WANNA BATTLE ME ?U MUST BE CRAZY
COS UR CHANCES R SLIM LIKE U WAS SHADDY.


HOLA BACK

hallo to my niggaz droping them tight shit. u guys got me hooked, i have something for u all.

LIKE TROUBLE DEY SLEEP
YANGA GO WAKE MY BRODA
EVERYDAY IN DA STREET WICKED PEOPLE DIE OF HUNGER
I AIN'T MAD AT YOU
CUZ YOU'RE STILL MY LITTLE NIGGA
YOU GO SPREADING LIES SAYING AM A CRAZY MUDERF**KER
I GONNA SMOKE YOU IF U WANNA Bleep  WITH ME
AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU IF GO TALK TRASH WITH  ME
MAN I WILL SEND YOU TO DA DUST
DATS WHERE YOU CAME FROM
REST IN PEACE MUDERF**KER
DONE DADDA
MAKE YOU RUN BEFORE I LOOSE MY TEMPER
I LL PUT YOU IN DA STATE OF COMA
EVEN U BITCHES CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR WEAK ASS
U LUV TO BE WITH BIG BOYZ BUT U CANT DO BIG THINGZ
U THING BECUZ U ARE SMOKING
DAT U CAN BE DOWN WITH ME
BECUZ U ARE SMOKING BLUNT DAT U CAN RIDE WITH ME
NIGGA AM A WIDE MUDERFU**KER
I SEND NO BODY TO DA, WHEN I RIDE
ITS DUST TILL DAWN
DO U WANNA PARTY IS IT ?
DON'T Bleep WITH ME 4 REAL
ACANDAV AM SAYING PEACE FOR LIFE

MAKE MAN DEY TROUBLE, HUSLING
FACING CASALA EVERY DAY BY DAY
B4 I GO OUT I FALL UPON MY AND START TO PRAY
BUT AS U KNOW MANNA CANT FALL
FROM NOW TILL SATURDAY
I GATS TO GET SOME DOUGH B4 HOLIDAY
MU SHORTY COME AROUND
MY EYEZ COME DEY STRONG DA MORE
BECUZ I KNOW IF SHE DEY GO
I GAZ TO DROP HER SOME DOUGH
BELIEVE ME MY BRODA
EGBESE WEY I HOLD DONE DEY DUE

WELL MY BRODA WE NO GO LET AM
START TO DEY BODA MAN
SOONER OR LATER HE GO BETTA
IS JUST DA MATTER OF TIME
3:16 AGOLO
I WANNA STRESS UPON DA MIC
I WANNA STRESS DA WHOLE STREET OF LAGOS WITH MY MIC
E HO POWER MIKE U DONE START TO DEY
OPPRESS ALL DEM SMALL SMALL BOYZ
MY BRODA STEP INTO DA STREET
SEE'S FANCY CARS AND CLOTH
HE TOOK DA GUN TO ROB
WITHOUT THINKING TWICE
ITS KINDA DANGEROUS

Jduck13:

quit dissin Dblock hes right get of this page with your babbling about non rap stuff this is freestyles and rap related stuff only

yo yo yo , hey yo hey yo
look here little crooked ass punk
most of these niggaz be bitches too
but u'll never here that side of the story
so uhh,we finna do shit like this
next time,u look b4 u post
u are son of a bitch u knows shyt
ya mutherfuckin negro snitchin all over
what the Bleep u think a trick is nigga
nigga done stick and wet his dick
so dont give up ur conversation,give am some room to breathe
u a steak ass negro,who like mutherfuckin priviledge
a mutherfuckin ramp could be the best
u mutherfuckin punk i hate u snitches

*SIGHS*, dope ass negro, kiss my balck ass, ass hole

ayefele200:

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yo yo yo yo yo
hey yo yo
this is STAR i represent ATL, yall niggas so wack
u aint gat dopes,yo bitches so suck u ride dirty
am a G nigga i dominate shyt,i cut your ass up, if u mess with me
yall pun ks are smoked ass niggas
i got a tech nine now yall smokin ass is mine
mess yall bullshit,posse deep and let's run the shyt down
gots to be the first "g" to hit yall suckers hard
yall mutherfuckers with the film.flam drops to the knot

*sigh*kiss my ass

Nice lines shawty

menike:

Nice lines shawty

thanks bro, the remix would be out soon

Yo yo yo dblock , jduck I got this one
I'm still THA DON DELA CAPONE U remember

ayefele200:

thanks bro, the remix would be out soon

Let's get in,

Hold on who tha fu*ck u thankin'
With ya yo yo yo style look bitch that sh*t ain't poppin'
Whip out the 4'4, leave u filled wit glock wholes
You yoyo,9ja4eva - a mad cow pissed in your WHYTE hot coco?
Bit*ch talkin' on this thread is a plain NO-NO, I ain't impressed wit u
After this you should smack EMINEM, cause im sure he gassed you
Spit weak raps-quick that diss dblock n' JD alongside bible tran-scripts a rappin' Mathew
Dem Niggas are fly-by in their benz doin drive-by's for beef like fast-food
Damn-you, U drink Nestle at 18 ya rap lines make niggas go Hachuum (Snizz)
Lookin like bloody smiles ya throat when i leave ya Neck-Slit
I'm in ya block sellin' crack , so no tints on my cars
I'm Mr.BiG on this thread, I started it - your jus another vanilla hershey bar
My beef's are quick, I empty slugs n' fu*ck u in ya crib
Slugs in the middle of ya V look like a bar of meshii chocolate chip
I'm a lyrical shooter like Robin Hood, I diss clowns who diss my peeps
I'll tell you the truth - I loved ya first post now u come hard on my peeps
I'm dope, slick like saliva in ya throat n' ya boyfriend envy Dblock n' Jduck
To me, yous as dirty lesbian tryin' ya best to spit a lyrical line
Chance of winnin, nope,goin' on will put ya career on a downward slope
Make ya career die quicker than the Raptors playoff hopes
Spittin' on this thread comes better than what u doin'
Make friends, have fun n' stop the fu*ckin' beef u fu*ckin' tryin' do


Fu*ckin' hate when bi*tches tryin' act like they some fu*ckin' gangsta
When u ain't even see what the hoods like - Nigga u stay all the way in 9geria
Now u frontin' because nigga tellin' u the fact bout the thread

Say another word n' puzzle sh*t us bout brothas - I guarantee I'll come with another 18bars on ya ass

Skit Name: You got 9 seconds to Piss Bolt
Producer: Shawn G
Label: B City Records
Motto: You Just a Bitch


Yall got Nine sconds, so I'm hoping your recieving this frm your antenna//
Cos after that I'm gon eat you up like a china man munching placenta//
Hot methane, Helium and hydrogen, right up your nasal//
i'm property niggaz, ma rhymes are ma Appraisal//
spit chronic, churns like Hydraulic on a Molue//
Mess with me niggaz I put it straight "Abomulowe"//
Cos I got a twenty incher, daz why they call me D--Block//
sorry, my bad weren't yous talking bout getting stuck//
9 seconds nigga// for I pull da trigger// n' leave u wasted
Punk ass bitches duplicationg ma style but missing  ma grip//
To drop raw you gotta drop inspiration but without da script//
Yall signed a contract with the devil so I'm thinking yall are Mob Deep//
Give you a ride for your ass// and you forget about the past//

Don't think I don't know yall, you've got 9 seconds bitches. So Piss Bolt

Yo Menike I don't even know who that Nigga is.
See you at the Tourney Bro

@menike
         yall i see dead souls, this negro think he can do it, come dropped like it out, pop lock it drop it iight
   yo yo yo,
  hey yo,hey yo
you dope ass nigga,u aint gat shyt
i represent ATL,i drop like hell
yo breathe stinks like the shyt of cow
u a dead meat nigga,but u wont admit
hypocrite mutherfucker,u better relent b4 i cut ur ass
now u off the slang tell yo crews
i split shyt like PAC,but some ppl say am BIGGI GUERILA
WHAT U SAY YO NAME IS *menike*, yo nigga u are a mutherfuckin straight ass sissy
i got a psitol punk amma try to pull
and just cause am rappin dont mean i aint scrappin
and if u clip when the shyt happens,its dont stop
we fight the end,till yall drop dead



     YO FUCKIN WITH A THUG YO UR ASS GETS PLUGGED
        U HAVE BEEN HAULED AWAY IN A BODY BAG
       BITCH ASS, *DAMN*, punk



SURVIVED BY HIP HOP

ayefele200:

@menike
          yall i see dead souls, this negro think he can do it, come dropped like it out, pop lock it drop it iight
    yo yo yo,
   hey yo,hey yo
you dope ass nigga,u aint gat shyt
i represent ATL,i drop like hell
yo breathe stinks like the shyt of cow
u a dead meat nigga,but u wont admit
hypocrite mutherfucker,u better relent before i cut your ass
now u off the slang tell yo crews
i split shyt like PAC,but some people say am BIGGI GUERILA
WHAT U SAY YO NAME IS *menike*, yo nigga u are a mutherfuckin straight ass sissy
i got a psitol punk amma try to pull
and just cause am rappin don't mean i aint scrappin
and if u clip when the shyt happens,its don't stop
we fight the end,till yall drop dead



      YO FUCKIN WITH A THUG YO UR ASS GETS PLUGGED
         U HAVE BEEN HAULED AWAY IN A BODY BAG
        BITCH ASS, *DAMN*, punk

SURVIVED BY HIP HOP

When I took this battle I always knew one thing - U is a gay
Betta still call it a lesbian - Well I'm bout to make u look amphibian
Let's Go
Wonder why U call yaself a thug - Bit*ch I thug u out n' make u walk wit a body hug
Never battle a bitch till bitch battle a nigga n' make him bitch a bitch
I'm a mayor - U repeat ya lines see what makes u real Guerila
Stoop so low nigga cusz I'm the mixture of King Kong n' Godzilla
U is a Chimp in the makin' - Somebody hold me back
I'm hold this sh*T n' give her a hard bi*cth slap
Ill treat ya Face like a Pancake and make ya Ihop
She thought her 2nd verse was better,that shit was a lot worse
You wait for winter,cus thats the only time ya ass fresh
I spit that fiya, that burn off the devil's flesh
I spit soo hot all year, i make summer retire
U wait til 4th of July, cus thats the only time you see fire
How you try and diss menike, when you didnt even spit my name
You whack in each one of your 2,000 battles, because you spit the same
when your old Nintendo freezes,is the only time you hit the game
Now i told you the first time, you aint better than CASPER KIDD
So focus on your other battles and hope for a win.