₦airaland Forum

English premier league club,
West Ham United football
players stripped completely
nude to practice their ball skills
yesterday to launch The Sun
Newspaper 'Feel ’em Friday'
campaign to get men checking
themselves for testicular
cancer. Nine of the players are
pictured naked to launch the
paper's new weekly feature. The
choice of West Ham is apt
because a former player, Dylan
Tombides, died aged 20 earlier
this year after being diagnosed
with testicular cancer.click for
more pictures.

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Five military commanders
have been handcuffed and
detained at the military
police guard room at the 23
Brigade headquarters in Yola
Adamawa state for abandoning
Mubi in Adamawa state to Boko
Haram militants last Wednesday.
Fleeing Nigerian soldiers
sighted in Song, Adamawa
state
The commander whose names and
ranks were given as Colonel
Ibrahim, Lt. Colonel Magaji and
three others abandoned the 213
Brigade headquarters a few
minutes after Boko Haram
militants reached Mararaba and
Hildi on the outskirts of Mubi.
Defense officials in Abuja had
told Saharareporters that
investigations were ongoing as to
the cause of abandonment of the
battle front by the commanders.
Another set of commanders from
the 234 Brigade are expected to
be detained by the military
authorities as soon as they leave
the MRS Hospital in Yola in a day
or two according our sources.
The team includes Lt. Col O.A
Agwu and his lieutenants. They
equally fled the battle scene in
Mubi and allowed Boko Haram
militants to take the town with
resistance. However, Lt. Col
Agwu’s pick up van somersaulted
twice and crashed injuring him
and his lieutenants as they fled
Mubi.
Mubi had three army battalions
comprising of the "234 Brigade,
the 213 Brigade and the 21
Support Group" when it fell to
militants last Thursday. The
soldiers fled alongside civilians to
neighboring villages in Nigeria
and Cameroon. A Punch newspaper
report today claims that over 300
soldiers fled to Cameroon.
SaharaReporters could confirm
that the rest of the soldiers are
in "MIA" mode in Song Adamawa
state where they await further
orders to act against Boko Haram.

Chris Mamman, the
Peoples Democratic Party,
PDP, gubernatorial
aspirant, who was allegedly
kidnapped on Sunday, re-
appeared on Tuesday
afternoon.
He said he had been in
protective custody of
security agents since his
disappearance.
Mr. Mamman was declared
missing by the director
general of his campaign
organization, Nawani
Aboki.
Mr. Aboki said the aspirant
was picked up at his house
in Lafia around 8.30 p.m.
on Sunday after a mob
attacked him and burnt his
car at the palace of Aren
Eggon, Bala Angbazo, in
Nasarawa Eggon.
Mr. Mamman, who refused
to name the security outfit
that held him in protective
custody, said, however that
initially he was unaware
that the people who
whisked him away were
there to protect him.
“Let me sincerely thank
the security operatives for
the quick intervention,
without which the
situation, as I am talking
to you now, would
probably have been
worse,” he said.
He alleged that he was
assaulted by hired thugs at
the palace of the
paramount ruler of the
Eggon nation, and his car
also burnt when he went
to attend a meeting at the
invitation of Mr. Angbazo.
“It may interest you to
know that I was invited by
the Eggon traditional
council for a meeting with
two of my brothers who
are equally in the race
with a view to see how we
can reach a compromise,”
Mr. Mamman said.
“However, unknown to
me, danger was ahead.
Shortly after my arrival
some political hoodlums
attacked me and
threatened to kill me.”
Mr. Mamman also denied
misappropriating funds
while he was president of
the Eggon Cultural
Association, ECDA, and
also denied collecting N25
million from any quarter
as donation.
“Let me also use this
forum to address you on
the rumour making the
rounds that the attack on
my person is because of
misappropriation of funds
belonging to Eggon Cultural
Development Association,
ECDA, of which before now
I was the president,” he
said.
He challenged anyone with
proof to come forward and
show evidence.
“As matter of fact the only
contribution received from
one of the aspirants,
Senator Solomon Ewuga
was N500, 000, which was
used during the Azhili
Eggon Cultural festival
2014,” he said.

Chris Mamman, the
immediate past National
President of Eggon Cultural
Association and a
gubernatorial candidate of
the Peoples Democratic
Party, PDP, has been
kidnapped by unknown
gunmen men, his
campaign director said
Monday.
Mr. Mamman was seized
Sunday night few hours
after angry youths attacked
him and burnt his car at
what supposed to be a
peace meeting between
him and other
governorship candidates,
including the immediate
past Minister for
Information, Labaran
Maku.
Mr. Mamman is among 13
other aspirants vying for
the governorship of
Nasarawa State in the 2015
general elections on the
platform of PDP.
Mr. Mamman was picked
in his house in Lafia
around 8.30 p.m. after a
mob attacked him and
burnt his car at the palace
of Aren Eggon, Bala
Angbazo, in Nasarawa
Eggon, the Director General
of Chris
Mamman’s campaign
organization, Nawani
Aboki, told PREMIUM
TIMES.
He claimed the attack on
the candidate and his
subsequent abduction were
the handiwork of his
political opponents.
“Our candidate was in
Nasarawa Eggon as part of
Effort by the Eggon
traditional council to
ensure that they are able
to speak with one voice
and have one candidate but
as our candidate was
approaching the place mob
came out and accosted him
and manhandled him but
was later rescued,” he said.
“All other candidates of
Eggon extraction where
there; Maku, and Ewuga
but we don’t know who
might have masterminded
the attack among them.
“Even after he was
rescued, we were told later
in the day that some
unknown people came and
took him away and we
don’t know who the person
is and we are yet to make
contact with him 12 hours
after,” he said.
Mr. Aboki said his team
will eventually inform the
police if at the end of the
day they are unable to find
him.
However, the state Police
Public Relations Officer,
PPRO, Umar Numan, said
he was yet to be briefed
over the matter. He said
investigations will
commence when such
report was forwarded.
On Sunday, Mr. Mamman
was in the palace on the
invitation of the
paramount ruler alongside
Solomon Ewuga, a senator,
and Mr. Maku, to discuss
how to pick a consensus
candidate among them to
represent the Eggon
interest in the 2015 general
elections.
They all escaped unhurt as
angry youth stormed the
palace of the paramount
ruler of the Eggon
people, on Sunday evening.
The traditional ruler was
hosting a reconciliatory
meeting between three
Eggon sons seeking to be
Nasarawa governor under
the Peoples Democratic
Party, PDP which resulted
in the youth, setting ablaze
a Toyota Corolla belonging
to Chris Mamman.

President Michael Sata of
Zambia has died in
London, where he had
been receiving treatment
for an undisclosed illness,
three private Zambian
media outlets have said.
Reports on the private
Muzi television station
and two websites, Zambia
Reports and Zambian
Watchdog, said the
southern African nation’s
cabinet was about to
meet.
Government officials
gave no immediate
comment. The death of
Zambia’s president would
necessitate an election
within 90 days.
The reports said Sata died
on Tuesday evening at
London’s King Edward
VII hospital. The hospital
declined to comment.
Sata, 77, left Zambia for
medical treatment on 19
October accompanied by
his wife and family
members, according to a
brief government
statement that gave no
further details.
There has been no
official update on his
condition and the acting
president, Edgar Lungu,
had to lead celebrations
last week to mark the
landlocked nation’s 50th
anniversary of
independence from
Britain.
Concern over Sata’s
health has been
mounting in Africa’s
second-largest copper
producer since June
when he disappeared
from the public eye
without explanation and
was reported to be
getting medical treatment
in Israel.
He missed a scheduled
speech at the UN general
assembly in September
amid reports that he had
fallen ill in his New York
hotel. A few days before
that he had attended the
opening of parliament in
Lusaka, joking: “I am not
dead.”
Source Guardian UK

The Association of
Bleaching Celebrities of
Nigeria wishes to use
this medium to inform
the public that the
inexcusable attitude of
some of its members to
their fans has been
brought to its attention.
It has also been said that
some members of this
esteemed organisation
have embarrassingly
refused to shake hands
with their fans and in
some of these cases, the
aggrieved fans are said to
have been little kids. On
behalf of all celebrity
bleachers, we the ABNC
kindly ask for your
forgiveness. You loved us
when we were black and
we sincerely ask you not
to love us any less even
now that we are light
skinned. We also want
you guys to understand
that we celebrities bleach
our skin so that we can
lighten up your screens
so you will never have to
increase the brightness
and contrast of your TV
anymore. You can ask
our Nigerian movie
producers why they
prefer us light skinned
actors.
That being said, we also
want to sound a note of
warning to all celebrity
bleachers. According to
section 19 of our
annually reviewed
constitution, no bleacher
operating within our
ranks has any right
whatsoever to disrespect
his or her fans. Such
unruly attitude should
stop henceforth.
Anyone culpable of this
dastardly act will be
severely dealt with
according to what is
stated in our
constitution. We want to
also use this medium to
pass this vital
information to the rest of
the public and it will be
in the interest of
everyone to read the
following very carefully.
The ABNC is the umbrella
body of all celebrity
bleachers and we are
responsible for every
bleaching celebrity you
see on TV and on the
streets. We will also like
you to understand that
no celebrity bleacher will
intentionally snub or
refuse to shake hands
with his or her fans. A
lot of these incidents
have occurred as a result
of stigmatisation of
bleachers by the public.
Nigerian celebrity
bleachers especially have
been unfairly criticised
by the public for having
black knuckles, white
body and black yansh.
Therefore, the
unwillingness of celebrity
bleachers to shake hands
in public should be
regarded as a silent
protest over the bizarre
treatment accorded
bleachers in this country.
They are humans and
they deserve the rights to
decide their skin or vein
colours.
Be it black, blue, red or
rainbow, it is their choice
and the public must
accept and respect it.
After all, if you are a very
observant fan, you would
have noticed that all
light-skinned male
celebrities always wear
suits or long sleeve shirts
and walk with their
hands in their pockets.
Walking with your hands
in your pockets is
prescribed by this
distinguished
organisation to all
bleachers.
In cases of bleaching
gone wry, please note
that celebrity bleachers
don’t do all these because
they want to be seen as
fashionably sensitive or
too cool to care. They do
it to avoid that
embarrassing moment
when you discover that
your pretty face celebrity
has the hands of a local
tye and dye merchant.We
hope that henceforth,
whenever you see a light
skinned celebrity with
pocketed hands, you will
save yourself the
embarrassment and
kindly let him be.
A celebrity bleacher with
bad bleaching experience
is like a dog with rabies
and no sane person
messes with a rabies-
infected dog. We implore
you non-bleachers to be
more sensitive to the
plights of bleachers. To
you male fans who love
greeting women with a
kiss on their cheeks,
please be advised to keep
your damn kisses to
yourself whenever you
see those light-skinned
celebs who love tying
scarves around their
necks. It is not fair to
expose someone’s multi-
coloured neckline to the
whole world because you
want to prove that you
can greet like an arab.
And if you are a church
usher who is fond of
telling people to raise
their hands up during
worship, better stay the
hell away from any light-
skinned celebrity you see
in church. Allow them to
worship with their hands
glued to their sides.
We swear, you don’t want
to see that armpit. Our
sincere appreciation also
goes to all men out there
dating a celebrity
bleacher, we commend
your patience. You have
stood by them knowing
you can’t take them to
the pool because of their
black yansh. And when
they forced you to take
them against your will to
the pool, you still had to
endure the fact that they
got into the swimming
pool fully dressed in their
leggings, T-shirts and
stockings. May you be
rewarded handsomely for
your stoicism and
perseverance. One quick
advice though, inasmuch
as you may love your
bleached spouse and
want to treat her to
different types of
adventure, it is
paramount that you
resist every pressure to
take her to the
beach.Please listen to us
very carefully; you have
to protect her from
bleachers allergies.
They react to sea water
like an ogbanje reacts to
deliverance. And if you
don’t want to be staring
at your bleached spouse
rolling and crying in
agony on the beach sand,
don’t let the sea water
come in contact with her
skin.Nigerians, please
stop judging us by the
colour of our skin. We
will never be ashamed to
admit to the public that
all light-skinned
celebrities are bleachers
because this same
bleaching has made us
the most preferred in
Nollywood today. It has
made our ladies more
desirable and more
noticeable by Nigerian
men. It has also helped
some of our colleagues
who were straight up
ugly become attractive.
That is why our motto is,
Show me a light-skinned
celebrity who doesn’t
bleach and I will show
you a local dog that
doesn’t eat shit.
Copied from PUNCH.

Queen Elizabeth II gets her
social media baptisim: "Bleep
off!"
The Queen tweeted for the
first time yesterday with the
whole world watching via the
@BritishMonarchy account
saying:
"It is a pleasure to open the
Information Age exhibition
today at the
@ScienceMuseum and I hope
people will enjoy visiting.
Elizabeth R."
The tweet, which was
retweeted 36,000 times and
favourited 37,000 times, was
responded by a curt "f***
off" by a user named
@WolfgangDikface, which the
broadcaster showed live on
BBC News.
His original response, which
has now been deleted, was
posted again through a
screenshot of his tweet
captured on the news report
amid positive replies to the
Queen from other users of
the social media site.
@WolfgangDikface no doubt
got a lot of attention from
his tweet and later posted:
"New followers: Have a look
round, make yourself
comfortable but telling an 88
year old woman to f*** off
on the BBC is about as good
as i get".

slimzypink:
Ugly fowls with their scaly skin

Are u blind or semi-blind or just hating? Why some una too like to lie? BEAUTIFUL GIRLS no doubt.

All these Niger-Delta militants and oil thieves no even sabi shut these celebrities up. By the time I slam 147karat gold/diamond iPhone6+ them go shame to disturb us with flaunting.......... Anyway sha, who say make una no hustle? Nice work Mr Malivelihood

TOOLZ TOOLZ TOOLZ and dats all. #Strictly +size

rozzay:
Lol am not married sha but I have a kid and he s d fweshest to me

I like you.

#Team MERCY JOHNSON

You didn't try wooing me. Free agent......

odilinonso: I tink d problem u av is lack... Those gadgets r top notch. U beta hussle nd get money so as 2 join d moving train nd leave dat keke u are on.

Where is the train moving to?

ManU don dey see their period o.....

onoerime: It is no more a news that the Chinese companies in Nigeria are indirectly enslaving nigerians but I am wondering why the federal government of Nigeria has kept mute to this barbaric acts of these people. I shall carefully pin points some of their misdeeds maybe the appropriates bodies could read and come to the aids of nigerians.
SALARY SCALES... I want to use China civil engineering construction cooperation (Ccecc ) as an example.
Labours- between.#15000 and #21000
workmen_ between #27000 and #31000
STAFF- between #45000 and #50000

WORKING PERIODS- 7.30am-6.00PM @30 days that means no rest days.
PENALTIES... penalties for offense committed could range between #5000-#20000 and could be deducted once from your salary.
JOB SECURITY- insecured.
Apart from salaries paid, no extensive employee packages. No health insurance, no paid time off from work, no retirement plans for workers, workers are fired at will, what pains me most is a Chinese man beating up a Nigerian because of a slight offense. Sometimes a whole salary could be seized just because of an offense. Why, why, why, these Chinese men are highly respected in Nigeria yet nigerians are enslaved home and abroad. The labour unions will come and do investigations but nothing happens thereafter. LAMATA pretends as if they hear or know nothing hmmmm. Can nigerians go to other countries and allowed to act this way?

My broda dem neva jam person like me na.... Imagine this arrant nonsense. By the time I confuse their lives with sendless mending dem go take dressing. If u visit Dangote Cement in Gboko u will see their nonsense in abundance. And the stewpeeeeeed Indians no dey bathe o.... Dem say our water no good. Na bottled water dem dey use bathe. I come dey wonder weda dat bottled water no be Naija water again. In fact make Orisha nak dem twice each. Bloody idiats. Our leaders have made us look like wetin I no know sef. Haba wetin we do these politicians? Na crime say we vote them? Ehn I don dey cry sef..... Kai. GOD why dont YOU visit again like in the days of Prophet Elijah?? Habaaaaa......for our country again? Ohhhhh!!!!!!!! Make this world just end....... Wait oooo, make all those bad leaders just end. MAKE DEM DIEEEEEEEE........ Abeg make I go take my alomo and chin-chin then sleep.

xtervaganza: Soldiers are animals





They don't have this spine when they face boko haram

dont say what you dont know. Come to the North and see what soldiers go through daily. You think they dont fight or win most attacks? Brother let me tell you, its the govt that doesnt want this whoe stuff to end. When they do, it will end. Back to topic......they phucked up.

How their Airports go be na?

She is confused. Simple. Its obvious she's strainig her neck and its uncomfortable.

Afam4eva: I've seen a lot of fleshy ladies wearing the regular bikini. If she's proud of her physique and not ashamed of it, then i don't see any reason why she should be hiding it. I'm one of those who admire courageous ladies. I thought wearing a bikini was normal in the US.

Bro its all about being decent.

Have you seen ALOMO &CHIN-CHIN?? Badt combo. PLS DONT TRY THIS AT HOME.

This bastard should be hanged.

We are good to go. ARSENAL on top on top.

Julieccentric: God bless you for this...I am appalled @ the level of medicrity displayed here, cos someone post some very photo-shopped pix we are clapping..

They lack the necessary equipements et al..Suswan's acheivemenr includes building boreholes..That state is so blessed with all kinda fruits yet no single reasonable factory even the cement factory is hugely owned by dangote.

Shame on una benue pple n pdp power people..I served in that particular place not too long so I knw a bit or two about them esp the wasteful Suswan!

I doubt seriously that you served in Makurdi or Benue as a whole. If you TRULY did, you wouldn't be so daft as not to have seen the buildings in these pictures in reality. Maybe you were posted to Benue but you remained somewhere else practicing prostitution and being confined to the rooms of one hotel waiting for an Alhaji customer of ur's or just being stupid. IGNORANCE WILL KILL YOU.

If this hospital is as bad and without a future as some of u guys say, I bet MTN and World Bank wouldn't partner with the state government on this project. Am proud of my state, my alma mata, our teaching hospital, and our medical staff. We aint big yet but I know we shall be big someday. Besides, Rome wasn't built in a day, not even in 20years. Long Live Benue State University, Long Live Benue State University Teaching Hospital, Long Live Benue State, Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria. One day our country shall grow and our youths shall rise above ignorance, hate and mediocrity.

Guys follow this link and see a CONFIRMATION that Tonto is a mad and senseless girl. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=401012640004410&id=185712808201062&refid=8&_ft_=qid.5906472500789185123%3Amf_story_key.5831639767762881812

Does it fit or not?

Oceanic cum Ecobank never do una something.

Now that ASUP has called off their strike lets hope the FG does something about ASUU so that they can do same too. Long Live the Nigerian student.