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 Culture › Re: Stop Addressing Me As Bro Or Blood, 22-year-old Ondo Monarch Warns Public by Orc13(m): 4:54pm On Jan 23 |
The Palace caveat is dead on arrival. Referring to him as "His Royal Majesty" means he is still a crown prince and not a king. A king can only be referred to as "His Majesty". Anyways, welcome to Nigeria where anything goes! His Royal Majesty sounds more appetising to blood/bro |
| Crime › Re: A Police Bulletin Marred By Extensive Errors.. by Orc13(m): 9:12pm On Nov 08, 2025 |
Imagine the grammatical blunder this ragtag rogues are posting! As if that was not enough, the last clause "If seen, arrest and hand over to ... " is the dumbest statement ever to be made by law enforcement in the 21st Century!!! How do you expect me to arrest a person suspected to be dangerous? Racoons are more organised than NPF 😁 |
| Fashion › Re: Man Confronts A Local Shoemaker Wearing His Missing Ankara Shirt After 2 Years by Orc13(m): 4:46pm On Sep 05, 2025 |
Sheer prejudice at its peak! Even OP couldn't help but ecxpose his/her/they prejudice by referring to the cobbler as "Aboki" Na only Northerners dey cobble shoes? Nigeria no fit better with this nonsense. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: My Sisters Husband in Canada Is Very Stingy by Orc13(m): 9:24pm On Sep 03, 2025 |
Houseofglam7:Many are mad and only few are roaming 😅  |
| Education › Re: Aunty Joy School Expels Pupils Because Their Mum Refused To Pay ₦15k Party Fee by Orc13(m): 8:43pm On May 17, 2025 |
Hmmmm... You should come to Babcock University and a have taste of providing "refreshments" for Oral defense of postgraduates worth 140k to 160k for one & two student presenters respectively! Oral defense for Babcock don turn faaji. In the long run, External examiner no go talk tooo much, internal examiner and some faculty members go just collect "package" and boom! Your MSc./PhD is good to go. They should learn to do better. |
| Food › Re: Weird But Tasty Food Pairings We Love But Won’t Admit by Orc13(m): 9:28pm On Feb 19, 2025 |
[quote author=YeyeGbami post=134215068]White rice n okro with stew - the thing go well no be lies. Kinda weird tho. Funny enough, I grew up with Senegalese neighbours. Rice & okra na their delicacy oooo... Na Nigerians dey find that combo funny. In the North sha, some people pair Tuwon Shinkafa (Rice Swallow) & okra soup. As for me, I dont like the mix. |
| Politics › Re: NAF New Jets: The Biggest Military Upgrade In Nigerian History by Orc13(m): 8:29pm On Oct 14, 2024 |
Stale news. Something wey dem don finalise since April 24  |
| Politics › Re: How Halilu Sububu 'Buzu' Was Killed by Orc13(m): 5:06pm On Sep 14, 2024 |
Forkthiefnubu:Thank you! You just comot you these exact thoughts or me!!! The Muslim North will never learn. Once it is election time, Niger, Chad, Mali et al. suddenly become Nigerians. Once Arewa Politicians win election, they forget these ragtag spares in the bushes of Arewa & move on with their politics. Then spares become a thorn in the flesh of constituents of the Politicians who brought the spares. Watch out! The final foolishness of Muslim North would turn up for the gbedu in 2027. |
| Politics › Re: Hausas Will Not Farm After Killing The Fulanis - Bandit Leader, Turji Bello by Orc13(m): 8:14am On Sep 06, 2024 |
No be this same Turji dey ask for peace accord with FG? |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Vice President Trump, President Putin Of Ukraine - Biden Goofs At NATO Summit by Orc13(m): 10:17pm On Jul 12, 2024 |
nemos:the biggest, goofiest statement so far! |
| Science/Technology › Re: 2 U.S Astronauts Are Stranded In Space After Spacecraft Breaks Down (Photos) by Orc13(m): 9:49pm On Jun 24, 2024 |
Bazztadewu:Best comment of the century! 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Madagascar Passes Bill To Castrate Child Rapists by Orc13(m): 7:48am On Feb 10, 2024 |
2fine2fast:What if the suspect was later found to be innocent? Hasty decisions can be devastating, no matter the seriousness of the case at hand. |
| Education › UNDERCOVER: How Journalist Obtained Cotonou Varsity Degree In 6 Weeks by Orc13(op): 5:06pm On Dec 30, 2023 |
The story of obtaining questionable degree certificates from universities in Benin Republic and Togo is not new. What is new, however, is how these certificates can be obtained with ease and speed. Cotonou is not only famous for the thriving second-hand car business popularly called ‘tokunbo’; it also serves as a mecca for those in need of express degrees. More details https://dailynigerian.com/undercover-how-daily-nigerian/ By Umar Audu ©️ 2023 Daily Nigerian |
| Phones › The Kendrick Lamar "Dumb Phone" Is Sold Out! by Orc13(op): 1:29pm On Nov 04, 2023 |
The Light Phone 2 is getting some particularly strong star power courtesy of rapper Kendrick Lamar's creative agency pgLang. His company, which he runs alongside childhood friend Dave Free, has released a limited edition version of the "dumb" phone. The minimalistic phone has no web browser and its screen is paper-like similar to that of some e-readers. In its simplest form, you can call, text, set an alarm, and use it as a hotspot, but there are add-on tools that include a music player, notes, a calculator, directions, and more. For more detailed info: https://africa.businessinsider.com/news/kendrick-lamars-company-just-dropped-a-limited-edition-dumb-phone-its-already-sold/eydgpzm 2 Likes
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| Education › Re: Black SA Teacher Assaulted At School in China, Left With Black Eye! (PICS) by Orc13(m): 2:13am On Oct 07, 2023 |
The chickens have come home to roost |
| Food › Re: Where Can One Get Pure Unadulterated Honey In Kaduna by Orc13(m): 9:41pm On Sep 19, 2023 |
Contact this no. 07032983348 for your unadulterated honey within Kaduna & environs. The Woman is trustworthy. Works in KASU I think. |
| Career › Re: Not Your Regular Doctor... The Story Of The Human & Animal Doctor by Orc13(op): 11:34am On Sep 05, 2023 |
Cc. mukina2 FP material |
| Career › Not Your Regular Doctor... The Story Of The Human & Animal Doctor by Orc13(op): 11:32am On Sep 05, 2023 |
This brother just placed Southern Kaduna on the map of achievements once again! After studying Veterinary medicine, he furthered studied human medicine! A coursemate had this to say about him on his Facebook wall; "Some years back, we started it together at the University of Maiduguri studying Veterinary Medicine, and you were indeed brilliant amongst us. You graduated successfully with many distinctions at your disposal. You proceeded to the University of Jos to do what? Most of us asked you with surprise that you are going to study Human Medicine. We all wondered what would have became of you. Unknown to us, you were already determined to get the unexpected done". God bless you Doctor! Credits: Lot Logyang https://www.facebook.com/100053538765658/posts/pfbid02FWMGsJ44YVuUSSeWPBsK2vRjhtYSvwPhWpMCvjLrFBVRuzq491WrFKzPLaPvT2GZl/?app=fbl 37 Likes 3 Shares
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| Politics › Re: GRV Calls For Suspension Of CMD After Vwaere Died In Hospital Elevator Accident by Orc13(m): 1:48pm On Aug 03, 2023 |
I wish sey na the CMD been dey the elevator sef... Rubbish |
| Food › Re: What's The Name Of This Egusi And It's Health Benefits. by Orc13(m): 8:06pm On Jul 29, 2023 |
It looks like the specie we grow in Southern Kaduna. I don't of other places in the North ooo... But we do farm this very type. Some places in Nasarawa State farm this too. However, don't know it's nomenclature 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Ogun Students Waylay, Beat Teacher Who Stopped Them From Cheating by Orc13(m): 6:39pm On Jul 23, 2023 |
I'm surprised there are students in that school sef. Ilishan-Remo na home of Yahoo+++ |
| Politics › Re: Bauchi Assembly Adopts Hausa As Language Of Communication by Orc13(m): 7:27pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
As usual, the dimwits from the South are having sleepless nights because of this. Last time I checked, Lagos State Assembly & a good number of South Western States use Yoruba during plenary. Even Desmond Elliot wey no be Yoruba speak Yoruba for plenary! Why are you all crying? Bunch of retards |
| Politics › Re: China, Nigeria To Build Device In Monitoring Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions by Orc13(m): 8:10pm On Jul 07, 2023 |
Meeting covered by NTA? Dead on arrival oooo |
| Education › Re: After having Said And Done, I Realized I Got 249 - Mmesoma Ejikeme by Orc13(m): 10:07am On Jul 06, 2023 |
So even after claiming to know all, a fake result could not be figured out by all the learned people in the South east? I can't imagine if the lady in question was from Christian North... The bashing would've been worse from all you dimwits from the South. Common sense is truly not so common. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Jan. 6 Rioter Who Put His Feet On Desk In Pelosi's Office Sentenced To 4.5 Yrs by Orc13(m): 11:11pm On May 25, 2023 |
rainmoredays:Empty vessels like you make the loudest noise. In the comfort of your water dripping roof house, that you share with your Father & Mother, & your other agbero siblings, shitting in the pot you cook in your kitchen, you type this kind of rubbish & then refer to all Northerners as "Aboki". We know una type, walking around with an over bloated empty ego. Skull mining is all you know .You've never stepped out of the cave you call city. |
| Crime › Again? Cyber Attack On Babcock University's UMIS Portal by Orc13(op): 6:43am On May 12, 2023 |
According to details from leaked photos circulating around, Babcock University's UMIS Portal has been breached, once again. This time around, the Hacker (or Hackers) dropped a note. Babcock University management has once again reassured its students and other stakeholders that there is no cause for alarm.
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| Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Have Taken Over My Community In Kogi State (Photos) by Orc13(m): 5:07pm On Apr 03, 2023 |
When the Southern Kaduna people were attacked last month, it was assumed it's because they are Christians. I saw unguarded and careless comments from some respected Nairaland role models who are not from the North, who believed the attack was justified. Even the respected Reno Omokri issued a caveat that he should no longer be disturbed by Sothern Kaduna killings, because they didn't vote PDP in the Presidential election. Here is probably a Muslim community (who love Buhari more than the core North) that has been gruesomely attacked. Ask yourself. What exactly is the Fulani man's interest this country? 1 Like |
| Food › Re: Lasu Bakery Opens For Business by Orc13(m): 2:42pm On Mar 29, 2023 |
E no reach Babcock Bread 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Meet Aloy Of Abuja Who Has Anchored Weddings Of 5 Governors' Children by Orc13(m): 1:03pm On Mar 20, 2023 |
Mc Aloy was and is still a good MC. I bear witness to his exploits with MC Job Legend, Mc Kris Talker, TuGens & other good UniMaid MCees. The guy is cool, quite funny & generous. Thats my personal opinion sha. I feel happy for him  . If you want to be made, Come to Unimaid!!!!! |
| Politics › Re: Votes Spread: Tinubu, Atiku Neck And Neck As Obi Trails by Orc13(m): 8:58am On Feb 27, 2023 |
Johnjustice:https://punchng.com/no-such-thing-as-a-detribalised-nigerian/ |
