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Slimranky:
Real street Guy's don't chat with Nigeria girl's
These bitches are boring asf
No sense of humour
Always want you to go straight to the point
Real gees only chat with foreign Yankee women
I basically haven't replied to all my client's both the one's I'm using translator to text
Talk less of a boring Nigerian bitch
I ain't gat time for that bro
Never chat with them
If you wanna fvvk
Go straight to the point call her ask her how much is her bill for the night

If she's matured she would come around bang you and get going
But never you chat them
If you have time just view their WhatsApp stories and you would see how senseless they are


You might just beholding an innocent convo
This next reply you would get is I have a bf
Bitch I never asked you out can't you see I'm just catching trips with you

Fvvking blonkers!

Hahahahahahhahahajah

The path to achieving your goals isn't by ranting on nairaland every other day lol

Ariza:
You are a troll!

Mtcheeewwwwww shouldn't have taken you seriously self.


*catwalks outta thread *

Might not be serious about this thread but was def serious about the other boo

Ariza:


And you opened a thread for it? Interesting!

What can I say? I wanted to check something
Check my former thread does it look like I'm into chicks alone?

Ariza:
Don't worry, very soon your kinds will be here to share their sob tales. Huh?

I don't really care about this topic, seeing as I can't really relate to it but whatever mss

Ariza:
If only they will do this, most will be forming Captain America behind anonymousity and will expect you to continue the conversation.

The other day someone tried it with me, after like several minutes of persuasion, he refused to tell me who he is. When question got to disclosing my location I hung up. Only for Dude to bombard me with annoying text of being rigid and all. Very annoying bunch! And later he too will join people like op. They will never see what's wrong in them but will easily blame "girls" for their shortcomings.

Sister I never blamed the girl
Wtf do you have problems with me? For your info that was when I was 15 and the first and only time I ever chatted with a girl that way

This your energy ehn!

missimelda01:
What a thread

If an unknown number sends me a message, the next thing after 'Hi' should be a proper introduction... I don't need drama in my life.

There's no time for that.

Fair enough

U

Ariza:
You all claim that! A lot but it doesn't take long before the real motive is revealed. I wonder why you all never get tired of crying over the same thing over and over again. Nigerian girls this, Nigerian girls that. Ah ah! Now you are asking them to share experience after that what's next? You all read, laugh, complain, wail and then sleep ba?

Y'all should find better things to discuss, this is boring!

My Passion? This thread isn't worth my smile let alone passion.

It isn't worth your passion but it gets it mss

Why the fvck would I cry because I chatted a girl and was rebuked
Lol, save your chastisement for Someone who actually needs it i.e your son
You should unleash some of this your pent up energy for your partner. He'll thank me for it

Ariza:
I think its time you all get off with this number bullshit! So immaturity comes when a lady question you about how you got her number, right?

Let me process this, I don't give my number to every Tom and harry, neither do I have it on any of my social media handle. Then all of a sudden some stranger chatted me up or called, hello! I will ask how you got it. And even reprimand your source if you end up being senseless! My number isn't for everybody oooo even Nigeria police Force number self isn't available for everybody...!

Sorry I get what you are talking about but you entered the wrong thread lol.
I said share your failed experiences, I never said to castigate girls.

I couldn't explain where I got the number so I shut the fvck up.

This happened years ago madam
Appreciate your passion though

Joycekkh:
Get off your high horse.

Well you asked
the girl I'm talking about doesn't give half a fvck about who I was or why I messaged her, probably forgot about my texts that day.
Don't get riled up lol

Joycekkh:
On the guy in question.

Well I am the one in question. And I say she had more to gain

Joycekkh:
Well it depends.

On what

Joycekkh:
Monetary or mentally or romantically?

Aren't all these your thoughts lol

All of the above

Joycekkh:
Enjoy pass how?

Any way you can think of

Joycekkh:
How will you pm a girl without giving her a reasonable explanation as to how you got her number. Its a bit suspicious!

I know that's why the convoy never lasted more than ten lines

I no get strength. Untop say na you go enjoy pass I go come disturb myself?

Liposure:
Disgusting

Fvck off

pmed this girl one beautiful afternoon but my guy, the welcome i got was not normal. This girl wanted to know how I got her number and even went as far as to threaten me!! It was only funny in retrospect..

I pmed this girl one beautiful afternoon but my guy, the welcome i got was not normal. This girl wanted to know how I got her number and even went as far as to threaten me!! It was only funny in retrospect..

NiklauseFred:
Guy I can bet with my left scrotum that what you took is not Lipton but dried pawpaw leaf

Kiss my ass
Rather eat it

OscarJaden:
coming from a product of 1 minutes stand....tarrrrrr

One minutes..

Oh I get now that you are not even worthy of my replies.

Bye retardd

OscarJaden:
crawl back to the hole you escape from with ur frustrated life

Look at the stupid fool that opens his worthless mouth to chastise me
You must be a retaard to ever say such a thing.

Indeed you are possessed. Avoid mentioning me further you confused dog.

Naughtydude:
Helloo my fellow naughty people


I need like minds to welcome me on board with the highest level of naughtiness. I’m a guy ooo

You need to eat ass bro

larrixauto2017:
Pettyprint post another pix again on this thread too make orces go gaga

Where the ass na?

larrixauto2017:
yes

Good, good

[quote author=PrettyPrint post=89833886][/quote]Don't judge me

larrixauto2017:
Sure..

Female?

larrixauto2017:
Nigga You want to eat ass right.?

Ya

You got any for me?

PrettyPrint:
please this is a welcome thread can we just forget about this thing? Please?

You may, but I won't sis.

Are you the Queen of nairaland that deserves a welcome?

Do you know how many people join daily?
Wtf??

larrixauto2017:
ha yansh is about To kill someone.. And you go get girlfriend oh..

what a pervert.

I need you to do something for me
I need you to use your opinion and clean that shit filled ass of yours then present it here let me eat it

PrettyPrint:
this guy eh

No though serious if you ever find yourself in need of some good assseating, or head, don't hesitate to call for me.
I don't care what you look like. The first is a discount bonus

sylve11:
Na WA o

I know you love it


Who's a naughty girl?

2015, buhari promised to feed all primary school students....
Now they kicked off one audio programme and snapped some bags of rice and egg, no children shown being fed..,.

And I'm sure the money budgeted for this is in the billions...

#fvcksimzumoney