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Bigseven:
... And they HEADIE'S AWARD 2020 year of cobit one and nine goes to OP himself. The best head giver and clitlicker.

You forgot asslord

PrettyPrint:
na so I c am o

You merited it

obiekunie2:
i know its not you in that profile - but if for any reason it happens to be you and your bf doesn't rim your ass to pieces all the time, then he is a piece of crap.

Na man you be

tyup:
Dawg oloshos dey fear me diee

No be olosho bro. Who fvcks whorez in this day and age?

I mean normal chicks...
You sound like a guy who likes to have a good time...

tyup:
nahh Nigerian girls are to dirty n smelly for my likening. infact i'll rather press bobby than suck sef

Bro go to abuja or island side you go see them boku.. Clean chicks... Them dey run am for guys too

PrettyPrint:
no body is eating as* anytime soon

Trust me if you are handled with so much loving.. You'll develop a liking to it

tyup:
Toorh. ....the lord is ur muscle bro

Try it out sometime with an expert.. I promise you won't be dissapointed bro

Spice1:
Another son of a thousand fathers spotted!



Look at his Moniker.

You're about getting another mouth ulcer added to the ones you got.


Ulcerous Orces

I need you to Bleep off unless you are willing to have your hairy ass eaten.
Wtf is wrong with you? If it pussy you won't mind but another hole barely five inches away is irritating?

I like hairy asses. It is my preference boo

vanida6:
lolx d guy is high on codein

A girl like you shouldn't be so closeminded.

You need to eat and be eaten sis

tyup:
you obviously dont care about the stench smell oozing out from there

Bro thats what I'm saying.. The ass will be completely douched,that is clean.
Even the urethra will be spotless

tyup:
I pity ur future

I'm sure you have your future to worry about...
You should try being rimmed sometime. Its simply wonderful

Amarabae:
lolz.
the guy is mentally deranged

I'm sure if we had sex, and that's a very big if, you don't seem like my type... I could convert you. You don't talk like someone who gets much sex

PrettyPrint:
Hello everyone

This has to be the most fun place on the internet. I've been a guest for a long time but finally took the step today to become an official member.

God bless you all.

Let me teach you how to eat ass

jawalis:
Your mate is trending on Frontpage for making a reasonable contribution to the community during COVID 19 pandemic while you are here looking for asshole to lick.
Weldon sir

Thanks.

Hipica:
You are sick

I'm not. The asshole would be perfectly douched and ready..glistening with my saliva as I worked it

PrettyPrint:
I can't imagine anybody goin down there talk more about me doin it

Its all about your mindset sis
Trust me women always orgasm when I eat their ass out

PrettyPrint:
Eewwwww

Shut upp
Have you ever been licked by a master Rimmer like mee

Try it first then complain later

I'm just wondering my fellow romancelanders, who else loves eating out a hairy puckered asshole? Cause I love rimming and I want to find my brothers and sisters in the house and know them??

The religious/ addicts become addicted to the high so much that they begin to experience tolerance or feel nothing with constant use of same dosage, hence they begin to try other forms of high.
They begin to jump from church to church, drug to drug hoping to get the ultimate high for a miracle.

By this time they are totally hooked, or dependent.

The final point comes when you just wrap, roll, puff in and out and just wait for the high to kick in aware of every pain and struggle you are going through but then, you just want the high now. that's all.
The high kicks in, gradually. You feel it in your head, your blood, your increased heartbeat, and your mind.

Your craving satisfied. At least for now.

Then back to the beginning.
Nothingness.

The same thing goes with church, Sunday you walk in expecting a miracle, a change in hi-Story, somewhat skeptical. Prayer commences; and you are binding and casting every satanic hold in your life, loosing chains, the fight is literal, your arms and legs are kicking, your fingers clutching are tearing apart. The devil, the witch in your village.
Worship begins, you are caught up, beautiful music. God must be here. Praise comes in and you are literally problem free in life, by the time the Man of God comes on stage you are already pumped up. He's teaching and preaching, and you are jumping up and down totally ready to face whatever life throws at you, you are more than conqueror, what you land on you possess etc etc. You own your world now, you are in charge.
God You feel blessed!! Gloooryyy, service was awesome.

Suddenly church service ends and you are left on your own in this world. You realize all the problems you left behind followed you to church; no transport home, no job, your wife nags you.

Some people say NO, and go to work, this motivation they muse, shouldn't go to waste, while some others just wait for the next high or Sunday service to escape their reality, and begin to seek the high regularly, the cycle goes on and on. Few people make it out of their problems, but that's not the point.

In the end two set of people will exist side by side, all who started the same time. Religious people/ drug addicts; who depend on the next high or the next super Sunday to live, and people who have learnt to master the energy church produces.

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
Karl Marx.

When you smoke opium, the following happens.



Before you roll the weed or SK, you are totally excited, you can't wait for the high to ease you from your present state or problem.
Then you roll it, tighten, cut off the extra edge and lighten it.

The first puff feels heavenly as you take in a deep breath laden with THC, but then you are skeptical, will this really get me high, and how many puffs will make me see God. You drag, more and more puffs.

By the sixth drag, you are high that's if you taking some high grade weed, if you are smoking with company, you begin to discuss deep things; the chicken or the egg which came first, Is God male or female?, but sometimes you can talk totally stupid incoherent stuff. All discussion at this point makes sense, total sense. Nobody argues.

More puffs and you are now quiet, enjoying time out with God in the heavenlies. With some good music, you are God sef. All problems in your life at this stage has evaporated, you begin to think clearly and for you success is inevitable in this life. You dream.

This point is the most critical point, some people go to sleep, while the others don't let the high go to waste. They go to work. Some to their offices, some books,

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Stephenomozzy:
Sometimes eh, the exaggerated "facts" that are given to these archaeological findings, makes science look like Superstitions!

Awon 110million years!

How a dating-analysis system of less than 200 years old is able to make a hundred million years prediction begs a lot of question! AI learns from data, how many data did they get from earth at 100+ million years ago to teach these machines accurately

If you don't understand how they came to that conclusion, Do not be afraid to ask! Rather that saying this nonsense and making yourself look like a fool..

Please guys.. Superstition is the death of education. Please anything you don't understand ask for clarification from your betters. We are all here to learn okay