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RomanceRe: Photo: How Many Slap Will You Give Him Or Her by orchmani(m): 8:59pm On Aug 19, 2015
I go even give am upper curt. Join sef........if we reached house we go reconcile flex our money.....
RomanceRe: How True Is This Pic by orchmani(m): 8:06pm On Aug 17, 2015
Bastard!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: OMG! Small Children Rocking Themselves In Intimate Dance At A Party :o by orchmani(m): 6:32pm On Aug 16, 2015
Shame no dey catch u to post dis rubbish........wey u for use better koboko flog crase comot for dia eye.....see wetin dat small grl dey do una dey clap for her.......2mrw dem go say her uncle or neighbor rape her...d boy sef need better flogging.
FamilyRe: OMG! Small Children Rocking Themselves In Intimate Dance At A Party :o by orchmani(m): 6:31pm On Aug 16, 2015
Shame no dey catch u to post dis rubbish........wey u for use better koboko flog crase comot for dia eye.....see wetin dat small grl dey do una dwy clap for her.......2mrw dem go say her uncle or neighbor rape her...
RomanceRe: Romancelanders.....yes Or No (pics) by orchmani(m): 4:05am On Aug 15, 2015
I believe in M.O.B rule.Money Over Bitches....I guess dat answers d question.
RomanceRe: I Saw Her Through School; Now I'm No More Qualified To Marry Her by orchmani(m): 11:09pm On Aug 14, 2015
Bro I can hire u my shut gun.......shoot d bitch in d ass and move on.....leave God to judge d case....
RomanceRe: For The Guys, Lets See The Funny Names You Save Your Side Chicks Number With by orchmani(m): 10:18pm On Aug 14, 2015
winkMe I use names like,oga caretaker,officer,sometimes I save d num with their phone number...
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Man On Heat by orchmani(m): 11:17pm On Aug 13, 2015
Mugu!make we clap for u say u carry free fruits run na abi? U shud have rejected it or over pay him and leave d change for him if u really wana claim to be a big grl....since u noticed his condition.....I hate people taking advantage of others due to what nature has installed in us...u better return his stuff nw..if d man enter u 2mrw by force u'll ope ur dirty mouth talk say en rape u while u knw ur owing him.....grow up grl!!it wasn't his fault rather nature made it so,since u cnt gv him what he wants u shud hv rejected his gifts so someoda grl whoz willing to gv him what he wants can value his gifts...I rest my case.
RomanceRe: A Man Cannot Be Just Friends With A Woman by orchmani(m): 5:48am On Aug 07, 2015
Thunder fire any girl wey wan just be friends with me.....unless ur paying me for that....so I go dey send u airtime,buy u gifts,dash u money wen ur broke,take u out,buy u food etc.........u go come carry ur thing gv anoda man wey be ur bf abi?why dog go lick poo goat teeth go come rotten.....come on guyz!if we dnt bleep dis girls who will?.......I rest my case.
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake That Was Killed This Morning In My Area by orchmani(m): 8:25am On Aug 05, 2015
Lolz......Joy no dey dis men dictionary cheesy
RomanceRe: See What I Caught My Girlfriend Doing? Viewer Discretion!!! by orchmani(m): 11:17pm On Aug 03, 2015
Guy j ;Dust drink a chilled glass of hypo mixed with harpic and dettol,everything will be alrite....u'll thank me later on the other side later wen u must have gone.
RomanceRe: See What I Caught My Girlfriend Doing? Viewer Discretion!!! by orchmani(m): 11:15pm On Aug 03, 2015
Guy just drink a chilled glass of hypo mixed with harpic and dettol,everything will be alrite....u'll thank me later on the other side later.
RomanceThis Is So True...lolz..check It Out.. by orchmani(op): 12:19pm On Jul 31, 2015
African no dey tire..lolz

RomanceRe: Once Ur Broke Dats When Girls Tell You They Cant Cheat On There Spouse Even Runs by orchmani(op): 9:12am On Jul 31, 2015
Thanks guys,if dis all sense able dudes like u can offer.......I rather remain senseless than not making impact wt ur so called sense.
FamilyIts Time To Make A Change,lets Stop Existing And Start Living...be Kind.. by orchmani(op): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2015
Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff. But the moment we are out of these shops and want to buy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof.

Poor widow with 5 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it was for her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough. But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying. Some of us even step back into our cars and drive away. But because 'half bread is better than puff puff', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain. In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well. God will definitely provide.'' While you happily chop the luscious banana.
Take some time out and think about them.
Please don't bargain hard with small vendors (especially poor petty traders) . They do business not to buy designer bags, Gucci shoes but to LIVE and EAT! ?? Be Kind
RomanceOnce Ur Broke Dats When Girls Tell You They Cant Cheat On There Spouse Even Runs by orchmani(op): 8:41am On Jul 31, 2015
Hi,everyone....am a fresh gradute from imsu in my late mid 20's..have always leaved like a big boy since my year one in skool....but during my final semester in skool things were kind of rough for me bt I thank God I graduated successfully.......there's this fresh year one nursing student who stays opposite my room...she never attends classes always jumping from one car to anoda from one club to anoda....am a very respected guy in my lodge due to my age and charisma..this girl respects me too bt d thing is I like her so much wud like to have an affair with her so I can really have the opportunity to talk sense into her or rather change her careless lifestyle...
But the moment I told dis babe bout my intentions she immediately replied dat she has a bf and can never cheat on him.....I was like see dis well known runs grl dey form faithful inside of me...I want to ask what cud make her say such to me??thou I can spend what I can for her without regrets.. thanks.
RomanceRe: Name Something A Woman Can't Go A Week Without by orchmani(m): 4:50pm On Jun 16, 2015
Putting her finger in her pussy and sniffing it.....thinking nobody sees her doing it......ndi ara...
CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Five Suspected Internet Fraudsters by orchmani(m): 6:55pm On May 12, 2015
Common make una free hustling fresh boyz joor!!!atleast they aren't stealing the masses money rather they are improving foreign exchange......thunder fire any efcc wey go cross my path...when job no dey,wetin man pikin go do?Team yahoo boyz click like if u feel me.......
RomanceRe: See How Nigerian Girl Rejected Guy's Proposal After Collecting His IPHONE 6 by orchmani(m): 8:36am On May 12, 2015
May the most aggressive thunder from amadioha fire both the phone giver and receiver..rubbish!!!
RomanceRe: Are You Dating A Boy Or A Man *signs* by orchmani(m): 2:30am On May 10, 2015
Rubbish!!!Nonsense topic..u must be very high on expired mosquitoe coil..na poor man dey consider all dis rubbish strategy...once u have d cash to spend,woman no go consider if u be boy or man..get rich dude and save ur ass dis stress.
FamilyRe: No Friends To Use As Bridesmaids For My Wedding. I'm Deeply Troubled :( by orchmani(m): 9:15am On May 07, 2015
Dry topic from the hottest part of sahara desert...if d bride is so clueless of solving dis little issue,I wonder how she wan handle delicate family issues... undecided
RomanceRe: Is It Apopriate For One To Place His GF On Monthly Allowances ?? by orchmani(m): 9:05am On May 07, 2015
Guy,I dnt believe dis crap to be true but if it is...u follow for people wey buhari go give chase for dis country...ur such a thick fool.
Dey mumu ur life wey remain few seconds to go say u dey do love..she's just a lazy bitch dat sees u as employment opportunity for her upgrade....incase u dnt knw na one small boy dat dresses like wizkid dey chop dat ur money and dat her kpomo u dey send money to maintain...Grow up dude ur brain needs flashing...
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by orchmani(m): 6:45am On Nov 01, 2014
nomabeeee:
I find this very interesting to discuss here..and I will go straight to the point..I don't think its advicible for a lady to always cook for the man she's dating anytime she's visits him.if you visit him 5 times,u can cook two times or once for him..its important that we ladies should know our place in our man's life..if you are his friend,you act like his friend..if you a re his girlfriend ,you act like one and if you a re his wife..you also act like one..A woman is meant to be explored..if am dating/courting you and during the course of that I cook all my delicasies for you,..what threat wil I give you when we get married?hmmm I can't find myself loitering around a man's kitchen when am not his wife..whats ur opinion ladies?men are also free to air their opinions too...reasonable comments please..thanks
mumu post by mumu person...that's why a guy go date u for 7 years and gets married to a girl he met for just 2months...prove urself a wife material then u'll become one..if u can't feed ur man then ur useless as a woman..so what role do u play as a gf in his life?ask for money and to pay ur bills abi?rubbish

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