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Sure dat kitty gona stink like sewage from the look on her face.......So gross...pukes.

Guy u seriously need a doctor cuz ur sick....the gifts,care and time u spend on d bitch who has friend zoned you is a total waste......ur lover its out there dying inside cuz she wudnt want to disturb u by asking you u things and doesn't want to be seen as a burden yet ur killing urself over whoz in love with anoda man dat just uses u as an instrument of upgrading her relationship......am not saying is wrong to buy gifts for a female friend once in while but making it a priority is so stupid to do.......channel ur effort to were it will be celebrated not appreciated.....

May amadioha split ur nyash into pieces and stitch it back wt bicycle spook...Agadi nwanyi baby.,.old skool mgbeke feeling funky...seeking for attention,na so bad market hold u?u cudnt even survive in the movie industry..na just one year my grand mama who is 85 take senior u..dry old witch...get a life!!!

At that age,they are meant to be ancestors by now......u all deserves to be buried alive.....

Dear Lord,plz bless me with the best wife to be the mother of my 4 luvly kids,,make her love chelsea fc and super sports her favorite Dstv channels..make her love re-filling the fridge with beer without bodaring how it gets finished..make her love garri and soup and never bother about time while am hanging out with friends.lord even when she's angry she wudnt say I'm not In the mood or ever venture near my phone or laptop....this I pray o lord.....

misspicy:
I no get bobo

ok...I can help u hook up someone nice but his port-harcourt base...

misspicy:
I dont have a spouse

hmmm!!na who we go ask?make ur bobo no see this thing o.

Hi everyone,I Just a question have been thinking of lately,so I decided to present to u guyz to hear to say......If u have the power to change one thing bout ur spouse,what cud that be?for me I wud change her nose cuz it dosent really fit her gorgeous physical appearance............over to you guyz......

BUTCHCASSIDY:
I concur
If he had fùcked her properly, she wont resist
I suspect she is with him because of what she gets

OP can you answer these questions truthfully with a yes/no
1. Do you earn better than her?
2. Is your house tastefully furnished with AC?
3. Do you have DSTV in your house?
4. Is your fridge always fully stocked with good food and the finest drinks?
5. Do you always have indomie, spaghetti, rice And other goodies in your kitchen?
6. Do you have a car?
If most of your answers to the above is yes. Then you know why she sticks around

dude...I posse all the mentioned above but don't have a car yet.......cud dat really be the reason?cuz we seem cool togeda in all aspect....I was away for 12 days when I came I realized she even used her money to subscribe my dstv and stocked up the fridge wt fruits and assorted drinks.......I wasn't. much surprised cuz she normally does things like that b4.

SeverusSnape:
She thinks you have HIV

lolz....funny bro. Nice reason but that aint it.....am pure medically.....

SeverusSnape:
She thinks you have HIV

lolz....funny bro......am pure medically.....

PunkyVeer:
Maybe you're a terrible lover or too small

Not that my dear,she's 5 yrs my junior age wise,and cuz of me she stopped seeing oda guyz........and for bedmatics reasoning that can never be a problem cuz I believe what hv got and what it can do.......

There's this hot pretty looking female neighbor,dark,slim,tall.nice shaped boobs and hips...cute eyes,natural red lips...am the closest to her in the compound and we're very fond of each oda........infact everybody in yard knowz we're dating.....she's this quite and shy type who hardly communicate wt oda fellow yard members,always in her apartment day to day without coming out only when she's going out....most times she's always in my room even if am not around...she even has my spare keys...she does everything for me in the house like a gf does and cuz of her I have stopped bringing female friends over to my place....we've had sex just once bt dats long time ago but since then she won't let me go inside her....we kiss,smooch,romance,give ourselves head,bath and sleep on same bed...when ever we on it,we get unclad do all stuffs but she won't just let my dick inside her kitty cat and this has been frustrating me for long cuz I end up having blue balls.....I keep asking what d matter cud be but she says notin....most time she's the one who makes the first move and we end up not having sex... My friends keep saying maybe she's possessed by a spirit and stuffs like dat...I really want to know what cud be the reason for that?.....matured replies plz.....NB have even asked her out which she didn't hesitate to say yes. And we've been togeda for like 7months now.....but dis really frustrating I always see,feel,touch the kitty but can't go in..thanks guyz...reasons plz.

I have this hot pretty looking female neighbor,dark,slim,tall.nice shaped boobs and hips...cute eyes,natural red lips...am the closest to her in the compound and we're very fond of each oda........infact everybody in yard thinks we're dating.....she's this quite and shy type who hardly communicate wt oda fellow yard members,always in her apartment day to day without coming out only when she's going out....most times she's always in my room even if am not around...she even has my spare keys...she does everything for me in the house like a gf does and cuz of her I have stopped bringing female friends over to my place....we've had sex just once bt dat long time ago but since then she won't let me go inside her....we kiss,smooch,romance,give ourselves head,bath and sleep on same bed...when ever we on it,we get unclad do all stuffs but she just let my dick inside her kitty cat and this has been frustrating me for long cuz I end up having blue balls.....I keep asking what d matter cud be but she says notin....most time she's the one who makes the first move and we end up not having sex......I really want to know what cud be the reason for that?.....matured replies plz.....NB have even asked her out which she didn't hesitate to say yes......but dis really frustrating I always see,feel,touch the kitty but can't go in..thanks guyz...reasons plz.

For me,I'll Simply give a ride to the nearest hotel,,,,bleep her kpekus scatta scatta with an aboniki balm lubricated condom then as soon as I release I go carry her cloth zoom off and drop a note telling her d toto doesn't worth a thousand box...

Reading this thread makes me loose more.

Dude!!!u only dnt just have a bump in ur head but a gallop in ur brain......why telling us ur evil mind to corrupt innocent once here abi?what happened to the saloon?

raayah:
Not in Nigeria,, girls that express their desire for men are called oloshos.

They are not husband material.

point of correction my dear......u need to upgrade ur old version nigerian mentality.......expressing ur desire for a man u like to gain his attention towards u its bad at all,it all depends on ur approach and ur motive of meeting him.......anyone can be called olosho by anybody.........u can easily catch his fancy by just him telling that's a nice shirt or nice perfume little things to build up his ego..

Tell dat grl say make better matured thunder fire her!!

100% yes.......weda na dangote or no dangote :-Xdaughter she's aint bad at all.....she better past many babes on nairaland

Boobslogy..

Bitch!!!!!

FOOL!!!!joblessness dey worry u...see eye like malnourished frog and cheek like pondo yam sac....

Sure....u look like d spirit of death.....

Oluku!

Arrant Nonsense!!!!!!!!make them go marry Jesus.....after they hv finished living wayward life over the years they will be looking for a holy ghost to marry....dem go old..

If u like the dude bleep him sharply and stop making noise......bt if u no want free him and never ask him for anything again.......why must u take weeks or months b4 u gv a man punny...a niggar dat wants to dump u will dump u even u take years to give him punny.....

Hi everyone,,I met this lovely girl on facebook bout 6 months ago...we've been very active in contacting each other till we started falling in love..she skools in delta state while am in Imo state...I've sent her money and airtime on different occasions just to support her education and make her know I really do care for her...have invited her over on several occasions but always giving flimsy excuses..it got to a point I started feeling bad bout the whole thing cuz hv spent quiet enuf on her and yet cnt see her....when she finally decided to come over for a weekend she came along with a friend without letting me know and I stay in a self contain apartment...and seriously that her friend can eat like an elephant. I felt so bad and uncomfortable that I want to end the relationship....

Lies!!dis shit aint real.

As long as there are so many lazy girls after guy's money....they will continue to be an object of pleasure to men.....Dude!!!!!!bleep them as much as u can and drop her for d nearest or pass to a friend since they only want money....But if u find one who really cares and loves u not for ur money ...Dude hold am wella,love and appreciate her never lose such woman..