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how Barca fans and players be looking at A.S ROMA right now.

Artist, DJ and producer Tim Bergling, a.k.a.
Avicii, died this afternoon in Oman, according to
a statement from his rep. He was 28.
“It is with profound sorrow that we announce
the loss of Tim Bergling, also known as Avicii,”
the statement reads. “He was found dead in
Muscat, Oman this Friday afternoon local time,
April 20th. The family is devastated and we ask
everyone to please respect their
need for privacy in this difficult time. No further
statements will be given.”
He had retired from live performing in 2016,
citing health reasons. He had suffered from
health problems for several years, including
acute pancreatitis, in part due to excessive
drinking. He had his gallbladder and appendix
removed in 2014.
He posted the following statement on his
website last year:
“WE ALL REACH A POINT IN OUR LIVES AND
CAREERS WHERE WE UNDERSTAND WHAT
MATTERS THE MOST TO US.
For me it’s creating music. That is what I live
for, what I feel I was born to do.
Last year I quit performing live, and many of
you thought that was it. But the end of live
never meant the end of Avicii or my music.
Instead, I went back to the place where it all
made sense – the studio.
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The next stage will be all about my love of
making music to you guys. It is the beginning of
something new.
Hope you´ll enjoy it as much as I do.”
Bergling was born in Stockholm on Sept. 8,
1989. He began DJing as a teenager and
released his first single in 2007. He released a
large number of singles and remixes in the
following years and rapidly built a reputation as
a live act. He broke through with his 2010 hit
“Seek Bromance,” which charted in several
European countries; he signed a publishing deal
with EMI the same year. He explained his
chosen DJ name as “the lowest level of
Buddhist hell,” chosen because his real name
was already being used by another Tim Bergling
on MySpace.
His 2011 single “Levels,” which was later
nominated for a Grammy Award, vaulted him
into the mainstream, charting in multiple
European coutnries and topping the chart in his
native Sweden. “Sunshine,” his 2012
collaboration with David Guetta, was nominated
for a Grammy for Best Dance Recording. In
September of that year, he became the first DJ
to headline New York’s prestigious Radio City
Music Hall; at those two shows, he previewed a
new song with Mike Posner called titled “Stay
with You.”
His proper debut album, “True,” was released on
September 2013, much of which was previewed
during his headlining set at the Ultra Music
Festival earlier that year. The albu featured
“Wake Me Up,” a collaboration with Aloe Blacc,
which topped the charts in multiple countries
across the world and was No. 1 for a record 14
weeks on Billboard’s Dance/Electronic Songs
chart; it was also the U.K.’s fastest-selling
single of 2013. Other singers on the album
included Adam Lambert and Audra Mae.
However, as his popularity rose his health
declined. He was hospitalized in March 2014
and cancelled several tour appearances; not lon
after, he collaborated with Carlos Santana and
Wyclef on the official FIFA World Cut Anthem
“We Will Find a Way.” Also that year he
produced a song on Coldplay’s album “Ghost
Stories.” He released his second full-length,
“Stories,” in October 2015.
In March of 2016 he performed at Ultra Music
Festival, premiering new material, but 10 days
later announced that he was retiring from
performing. He made a final live appearance in
August in Ibiza. In December he parted ways
with longtime manager Ash Pournouri.
In August of 2017 he released a six-track EP
entitled “Avici,” and followed a month later with
a full-length documentary entitled “True Stories,”
which was largely about his retirement.
source: variety.com/2018/music/news/avicii-dead-at-28-1202772767/

RandomVic:
Barca 5 Roma 0
Messi 3 Suarez 1 Rakitic 1

u tink say na courtois dae post ?

CR7 goal still dae pain dem barca fans. Messi has to score d same kind of goal. but has anyone noticed dat messi has never scored a bicycle kick.

Africa’s most populous country has been ranked the 5th most dangerous country in the world, as the world’s most dangerous countries for tourists are revealed.
The World Economic Forum ranked 136 countries in its biennial tourism report, with one section focused on safety and security.
The WEF examined security risks related to serious harm like violence or terrorism. The list named Finland as the safest country in the world , while Colombia has been named the least safe.
According to WEF, Nigeria has two terrorist groups operating within its borders.
Boko Haram and Isis West Africa are well known for staging attacks in public places.
Schools, restaurants and hotels have all been targeted. See the top 10 most dangerous countries in the world:
1. Colombia
2. Yemen
3. El Salvador
4. Pakistan
5 Nigeria
6. Venezuela
7. Egypt
8. Kenya
9. Honduras
10 Ukraine

What about the Witcher and far cry 4??

Japanese authorities have arrested a 14-year-old boy in Osaka, a prefecture and large port city, for allegedly creating and distributing a
ransomware malware.
According to a reliable security
report, this is the first such arrest in Japan which involves a Ransomware-related crime.
Ransomware is a piece of malware that encrypts files on a victim's computer and makes them inaccessible until the victim pays a ransom, usually in Bitcoins, in order to get the decryption keys for the encrypted files.
Ransomware has been around for a few years, but currently, it has become a major cyber threat for businesses and users across the world.
Just last month, the WannaCry ransomware hit over 300,000 PCs within just 72 hours, wreaking havoc worldwide.
The recent arrest came after the teenager, who is a third-year junior high school student, created a ransomware virus and uploaded its source code on the Internet, according to multiple Japanese media.
The student, who admitted to the allegations, combined free encryption software to develop his own ransomware infection and then uploaded it to a foreign website and even taught people to download and use it to spread further for financial gain.
The teen also advertised the website through social media, including Twitter, telling users "I made ransomware. Please feel free to use it," the sources said.
According to Japanese police, the teen's ransomware allowed a downloader to infect victims' computers, demanding payment in digital currency. His ransomware framework has been downloaded over 100 times.
The authorities have not revealed the identity of the teenager, but have informed that the student just took about 3 days to create the ransomware program using his personal computer.
The student also told the authorities that he learned to code on his own and created the ransomware out of curiosity in order to become famous.
The Japanese police spotted the ransomware during "cyber patrolling" in January and confiscated the teen's computer after searching his house in April.
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So wats barcas plan.. Make a massive comeback in the second leg?

I pray make d asteroid no miss road

Na wa o

Nice pix Some people be like '' I thought it's only female's that nurse's''

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In web browsing, Incognito Mode permits you to browse web pages without altering your privacy online. Incognito mode deletes history right away after quitting your browser. It will automatically erase your shopping histories and search history as you browse the web, and won’t enable any tracking of cookies. WHY INCOGNITO MODE? Do you share your private PC, and your mobile phone with buddies and families? Do you make use of the general public Wi-Fi or Unprotected community web services (cybercafe)? Are you looking to be confidential when browsing the net? If yes, Incognito mode gives you the complete access with out using VPN. It hides your online activities so that no one can track what you do online. Interestingly, many web browsers comes with this feature and I’ve gathered some fascinating reasons why you should browse in incognito mode (when doing sensitive things online). Beneath are the listed reasons: 1. MAINTAIN ONLINE PRIVACY When you're making use of your friend’s phone or laptop; browse with a cyber café, make use of shared networks etc. As one of the most safety measures recounted here, it’s really useful to hold sensitive small print specifically passwords, banking small print personal to oneself. Since it’s a 3rd party means, Incognito mode is the excellent choice to protect individual data and saved browaing will probably be erased instantly after quitting the browser. Despite the fact that, incognito mode doesn’t guarantee full data safeguard however combined with telling websites to not store your password and utilising a dash of common sense, incognito mode turns into a powerful type of defense. 2. USING MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS AT ONCE This one will wow you. Are you unsure if it’s viable to login into websites with multiple accounts? Normally, you can't login to different Google account in one web browser but with incognito mode, it’s handy to accomplish this. You could even login into two different facebook accounts on the same browser. That is made possible as cookies and caches are usually not being saved.
3. SEARCH ENGINE RESULTS AND RANKING Many don’t understand that search engines like google and yahoo results are served centered on some suggestions like Search historical past, associates and contacts, networks, locations and so on. To get a pure search engine outcome, incognito mode is required. This means search engines will deliver unbiased results not according to your previous search histories. Few days ago, just a little argument popped out between a fellow blogger and friend. I informed him his website is rating higher than a some high authority website on the grounds that his search results are biased and served based on prior search influence and search historical past but he disagreed saying his search engine optimization is at work. I tried to convince him but he refused to accept until i revealed this to him. If you are a blogger or website owner and think your site is really ranking higher than many other sites, just do yourself a favor by trying to search some of those keywords that ranked high on your phone with another person's phone or in a cyber cafe. There, you will see what i mean. So most times, search results depends on what cookies saved on your browser. Meanwhile, incognito browsing has its disadvantages as well and that will be available in subsequent articles. I advise you to apply incognito mode only when you are carrying out sensitive tasks online or if your phone or PC is used by many people.

Off the coast of Brazil sits Ilha de Queimada Grande ,
or as it’s known in colloquial English, Snake
Island. Comprising roughly 110 acres of trees, the island is
uninhabited and travel to it is expressly forbidden by the
Brazilian navy. Why? Because Queimada Grande is home
to hundreds of thousands of golden lanceheads, the snake
pictured above.
Unique to Queimada Grande, the golden lancehead
typically grows to be about two feet long but at times can
grow to nearly double that length. And its venom is
poisonous. Very, very poisonous.
Generally, lanceheads are responsible for 90% of snake bite-
related fatalities in Brazil. The mortality rate from a lancehead
bite is 7% if the wound goes untreated — and as high as
3% even if treatment is given. The venom causes a grab bag
of symptoms which includes kidney failure, necrosis of muscular
tissue, brain hemorrhaging, and intestinal bleeding. Scary stuff,
to be sure.
For Snake Island, the picture is even scarier. The data above
does not include bites from the golden lancehead, as there are
no official records of a golden lancehead-caused fatality due to
the de facto quarantine on the Brazilian island. A chemical
analysis of golden lancehead venom suggests that the snake is
much more dangerous than its continental cousins: golden
lancehead viper venom is faster acting and more powerful —
perhaps five times more powerful.
Two foot-long snakes with such powerful venom, combined,
means that getting close to one carries with it a high risk of
death. And getting close to one is all but certain on Snake
Island. Even the most conservative estimate suggests that the
golden lancehead population density on Queimada Grande
is one per square meter; others suggest a population as high
as five per square meter. Regardless, as one site points out,
even at the lower estimate, “you’re never more than three feet
away from death.”
"Between one and five snakes per
square meter" might not be so terrible
if the snakes were, say, two inches long
and nonvenomous. The snakes on
Queimada Grande, however, are a
unique species of pit viper, the golden
lancehead. The lancehead genus of
snakes is responsible for 90 percent of
Brazilian snakebite-related fatalities.
The golden lanceheads that occupy
Snake Island grow to well over half a
meter long, and they possess a
powerful fast-acting poison that melts
the flesh around their bites.
Golden lanceheads are so dangerous
that, with the exception of some
scientific outfits, the Brazilian Navy
has expressly forbidden anyone from
landing on the island.
Locals in the coastal towns near
Queimada Grande love to recount two
grisly tales of death on Snake Island. In
one, a fisherman unwittingly wanders
onto the island to pick bananas.
Naturally, he is bitten. He manages to
return to his boat, where he promptly
succumbs to the snake's venom. He is
found some time later on the boat deck
in a great pool of blood.
The other story is of the final
lighthouse operator and his family. One
night, a handful of snakes enter
through a window and attack the man,
his wife, and their three children. In a
desperate gambit to escape, they flee
towards their boat, but they are bitten
by snakes on branches overhead.

Lala u and snake again?... I will create a thread about snakes and watch it make the front page.

What is dis lala? U and snake eh? We do carry you for deliverance oo.. Any abt snake dae make front page!!

Dat could be anyone!!

See booby and body!!!

Hope dae won't get switched on d wedding day?