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Mehn this Fvckers should close our boarders na

Stop Pipeline vandalism
Lai lai, some mofos will not listen
Now because of a few idiots, many are feared dead and displaced
God help us

Now they will wish they are in Nigeria
Shameless ones that have nothing to say about Nigeria before will now be famzing
Someone like OgbeniDipo on Twitter has turned pastor
For the past few days bobo don dey type worship songs could it be because he is in England?

PDP E-RATS and some oloripelebe wey no like Buhari will not like this news o

One man's hunger for bat meal is now causing this world trouble
Nawao

Trust me, one Chinedu is there selling boat parts

The new Emir might probably be an illiterate
Wetin him go need books for
To clean yansh?
Abeg put 12yr old girls pictures he would prefer that

Ole (thief) Baba wan use 45points take qualify for UEFA

Ogbeni dem don sack u or advise u to resign
All this talk na for tissue paper

trutht828:
You will know better the day you find yourself in prison for committing no offence. Then anyone who reads your tale of woe will just discard it as story story

This is super story

trutht828:
Stop disgracing those who sent you to school. Òdè. Aláìnírònú!

Story Story

trutht828:
Should we crack your head open and pour sense into it before you realise that not only criminals end up in Nigeria prisons?

Super story

They themselves shouldn't have done the crime
Ain't no pity for them yo

Dele momodu the messenger don deliver message

Animals in the north I tell ya
The only person standing up for injustice has now been dethroned
It's all good
When we divide as a nation una go suffer eh

DrMuzungu:
Lagos is good for business. But is it rubbish for life? Yes, it is. And how is it a messenger's fault and not yours? Let me ask just a few questions:

- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that you have one of the biggest trash/garbage collection sites a mere 10 minutes away from MMIA?
- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that your oga at the top embezzles the money instead of developing the infrastructure (roads, sewage, stormwater canals, water supply etc)?
- How is it messenger's fault and not yours that almost everyone in Lagos drives like mad?

I could add more, but I doubt you could comprehend.

YAWN!!!!!

Please by all means, leave Lagos for Lagosians
Yall come to over populate our state
Leave ur govs to be embezzling your resources
Now have the guts to talk rubbish about our state

SaAyomikun:
I'd have loved to, but unfortunately I stay in Kano.

Get one there

This one don go meeting for Bermuda Triangle

Get a fumigator and fumigate ur room.
If ure based In Lagos and u need one holla at 0802 306 7163

Did Ted kneel to propose to Regina?

If that would give Ighalo more play time no lele
Ain't a fan but I dont like the way na for 80plus mins dey put him in

Samsung s7 edge when it first came out

See has devil use konji set this stupid man up
Now na to go dey knack d knack for hell na

Now he is NIGERIAN

Nickymezor:
x-rated movie

Its not!
A little bit close but not
U dont actually see dicks or veejays flying about like xrated movies do you

LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN

Ineedtoheal:
Hi Famlanders, Please I need your advice. I beg you all to save a sister. I have to bring this here coz I know it's where I will get wonderful contributions. Again, I am using this new account coz I have friends and customers here. I don't want to blow my cover. Please this is real and not fiction. This will be quite lengthy, please bear with me.

I met this guy in 2013 when I was in year one. It was not a steady relationship coz we barely call nor see so I didn't take him serious. And whenever we see, it was always at one friends house or another. I accused him of being married but he vehemently denied it. Later on I figured out he had accommodation issue after he lost his job. He later rented a house when he got another job with one of our prestigious federal universities here in Nigeria and that was when things became serious (kinda).

We became very serious around 2016 that is why I count it as 5 years instead of 7. But then during one of my visits, I was sleeping in the room when I overheard him talking to someone but the only thing that caught my attention was when he said "I don't even have a girlfriend". Though I didn't confront him, but I thought about it deeply.

Two nights ago, I had a dream where he was getting married to another lady. I was crying while he was still saying he loves me but can't marry me. I confronted him yesterday, he said I am pressurizing him to marry me that was after he first asked what will happen if we don't end up together. He hasn't told me where the relationship is leading to after 5 years. We have been living for the moment. Just for the moment!

Few info about the relationship
1) He will be 40 this November while I am 27.
2. He has always had numerous girlfriends that when he's with them, he doesn't pick my calls though he always apologizes and he's trying his best this year.

3. He always send pictures of other women to his friends to let them know they are the people he wish to marry but never has he sent mine. Though he claims he's not doing it again.

4. From the look of things he's still searching while he wants to have me all to himself. Maybe a second option since the others are not accepting him and I love him foolishly.

5. The relationship is 50 -50 .We spend on each other. He believes it's the woman's duty to do all the house chores but not the man's duty to take care of the woman.

6. On his Fathers burial last year, 3 of his girlfriends came (me inclusive) and we all wore the burial uniform. Together, we served his guests even when we realized we are dating same man. His neighbors were giggling and gossiping but we all decided to be matured and work together.

7. When my sister that raised me died, he didn't come for the burial. his reason was he had supervision that day in school,same person that calls his colleague to cover for him during exam supervision so he could do other things. He also didn't send me any money but he questioned me for not giving him any money for his Father's burial. Even when I paid him excess for the burial uniform. I know why I did that. Mind you, he has asked me before if he can give one of his ex 10k during her Father's burial which I agreed and he sent her the money.

8. I have rejected some suitors who were willing to marry me coz of him. Though he has never encouraged me to accept any of them. In fact he gets angry hearing that another man is coming close to me.

9. He doesn't call often, I do more of the calling though he always return my calls. He can stay for days without calling unless I call. I know I have been the one holding the relationship coz I thought he will change.

10. Sine 2017 till last year, all I did was forgive him coz I love him. He keeps bringing new / different ladies into the picture. I have gone through a lot of emotional stress. He keeps asking me to stay that he loves me but he's confused.

His good side: He's understanding, motivates me to do my best, he doesn't hit me, he is gentle.

Me on the other hand is sometimes stubborn though very faithful coz I love him to a fault. I easily get angry but forgives easily. When I'm angry I talk so much but I don't abuse him. He is simply the cause of all my anger. He always say I am very understanding, a good girl, drama free but yet he doesn't want to marry me and won't let me go too. I have never involved a third party in our relationship except my late sister who said she wish I will walk away from the relationship because I love the guy more, that it won't end well. All my friends thinks I have a perfect relationship because I don't discuss him with them.

Back to last night, I told him I won't call him again coz he said I am pressurizing him to marry me. The truth is I have seen the hand writing on the wall, not today but two years ago but I keep going back. Please I need advice on how not to go back again. The love he proclaims for me is not enough for him to marry. I have wasted enough time already. Maybe hearing the raw truth here will help.

My sister them no tie your destiny with am o.if he doesnt see the jewel in you, abeg free am.
I get friend wey dey find wife, if ure based in Lagos, send me a DM let's talk

Save! Save! Save!
For raining days SAVE!
Not everything one first lady go get una time o
We all have the same 24hrs, use it wisely
This goes out to everyone o

Mumu man, when his tyres give way and no vulcanizer nearby to pump him eye go clear
From the backpack I can tell, he didnt carry a manual pump

Olatara:
I will love to donate blood, but I am afraid of needle.

No fears jare
The Plebotomist are so good that u wont feel the pain sef.
However u have to qualify to be able to donate o
Body weight above 50k
Must not be on medications
Blood pressure is normal
Your PCV (blood level must be above 11%)
Not on your monthly period or not that u just finished
If you can find your way to Lagos general hospital behind Saint Nicholas, Lagos Island
Call +234 802 275 5088 (Mr Paul)
Tell him from Yemi that you want to become a voluntary blood donor.
Benefits of blood donations include
1) helps u live a healthy life style
2) facilitates your bone marrow to produce new red blood cells
3) you will hardly fall I'll
4) MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOUR BLOOD WILL BE SAVING A LIFE

Ideal mind, devil's workchop