₦airaland Forum

Banished or arrested which one

International robbers
The movie "ITALIAN JOB" don deceive una abi
Na death get una
Awon olori pelebe

Fathertony:
no offence but, did your parents get married because of sex alone?!?
Answer this question and we good.
No dey run ur mouth anyhow

Atleast d ex priest chose to drill a puna den a butthole

Konji is a modafvcker
The urge to knack puna is serious
Odikwa serious

Jidefido:
As someone I personally know right from our secondary school days, he has always said he prefers to be blind than to see. That he believes that was what God has designed for him. He wasn't born blind though

You must be a KC alumni
Floreat
2000 set, Harmans house. Emmmanuel was my junior back then

Dude is a genius
Dude has always been a hit way back King's college days
Playing the keyboard during assembly

Whistleblower could be blowing rubbish for atiku dollars
Yall should have stuck to the hacking story

Number one rule of gambling

A good gambler knows when to quit

U gat to know when to fold, know when to walk away, know when to run

Go check winners golden chance lotto office or Baba ijebu
Men plenty there

Looks like someone in a skydive swimming competition

Do u know that the engine in a danfo bus isnt the same engine that comes with it.
These guys revamp the vehicle both engine, seats and shocks springs. All to make it the perfect transport bus to climb covert, speed etx

8,9,10,15,16

Is so absolutely right

Kudos
How well did it end for them bow wow?
Abeg go school and do ur music during free time

Overdose kwa
Wetin u no enjoy for 60yrs u wan use the remaining of ur years enjoy am

Omeizadean:
Ode ni e! Whats topnotch about Ghanaian diction? With their phoney pronunciation as if hot yam dey burn their mouth. Did Uk ever pronounced 'her, doctor, work etc the way ghanaians do? Oloshi.

I dont need to exchange words with u as it shows u went to a public school so u cant understand

Creampro:
Shagari destroyed education in Nigeria...he chased away people committed to teaching.

Nowadays most teachers are committed to selling, hence the poor quality of education in the society.

My teachers werd ghanians back then in Primary school
Mehn their diction was top notch

The North has the largest mineral deposit yet they will keep quiet about it, chop it alone and want to have ur oil too.
Awon ole jati jati

No wonder PH is cursed with cultist and all
They better change their name

These privileged idiots
Yall made it outta Nigeria only to do fraud in another land
Thats how one idiot too scammed wonga years ago. He too is cooling down in prison now 6yrs

Respect Bruv!
Me sef don drive school bus, drive banker but today i work in a reputable company, married last year, live in my rented apartment, bought a land to start building, have my own car!
There is dignity in labour
Atleast u no carry gun
Everything will fall in place in time

Yes some do
NIGER STATE

queeniepresh:
Hello beautiful nairalanders',

This is your girl Precious

My journey to self-discovery and financial independence as a budding entrepreneur started approximately two years when I braved the odds and stereotype to partake in the Miss FUTA contest 2017.

I created a thread (See Below) to solicit for votes and you all supported and showed me love as an early bird on the site. Though I did not win the contest, I took valuable lessons from the exposure and the drive of not giving up despite setbacks in life.

https://www.nairaland.com/3944997/peeps-please-me-win-miss

I took up the challenge to start a fashion accessory business under the trade name Dunsin Craft Collections (DCC), with a niche on Ankara inspired crafts to promote our Nigerian culture and identity. My goal was to make DCC , the No.1 Ankara Craft Accessory/Bag Designer in Akure/Ondo State and Nigeria at large.

https://www.nairaland.com/5102401/dcc-no.1-ankara-craft-accessory

Along the line, I won several awards in Ondo State in the fashion category and also gave back to the community via free trainings on making Ankara craft such as Ankara drawstring bags, bangles, earrings, hats, face caps, throw pillows, Hair bonnet, Ankara waist bags e.t.c
As a young Nigerian undergraduate also grappling with study, being an entrepreneur wasn’t an easy feat but I persisted and was undeterred.

To God be the glory and with the help and impeccable guidance of my very resourceful manager @paulspeaks of the Drive academy, I enrolled for the Tony Elumelu grant of $5,000 for budding entrepreneurs across Africa and won.

It’s a dream come true and I hope my little story will inspire others who are passing through any difficulties to never give up irrespective of the setbacks and challenges life throws at us.

Remain Blessed….

Congrats, when the profit starts rolling in and u need a form of investment, holla

Timaya dey go yankee go charge phone na

Black face this kind fime pikin yet go dey embarrass am anyhow on top Tv

He is Victor not Yekini
Let him create a niche for himself in peace abeg

Likw seriously dem swear for una ni
Haba
Amadioha use am swear for una ni

PrimadonnaO:
n

What will you gain from that? Some battles are truthfully unnecessary.

What wont i gain?
Moved into the house last year August
Never knew the rooms and kitchen dey leak. Rain fell omo i hear am
Tap water for bathroom no dey rush
The landlady na busybody. Never use 3 months she picked a quarrel with my wife cus she doesnt gist with them when i travel or doesnt flow with them and my wife told her pointblank she aint looking for friends
Paid for cleaning of compound for a year. Over 8 months and it has only been swept twice
Paid for refuse clearing only to know that my landlord dispose it with his car in the night. When he tire am, baba return part of the refuse back to me. Now i dispose it myself (like wtf) cus the idiot refused to pay waste collectors to pack it
And dont get me started with the pumping of water wey i dey pay for again

poseidon12:
If you are on estimated billing, you should report your landlord to the power company because you are actually paying for the bypass he did. It's because of people like him that the estimated billing customers are paying for energy they did not use.

Me get my own prepaid i buy 10,000 on even if that i cant be using AC anyhow but this nigga go on him AC for hours n u will be like na so u get money reach

PrimadonnaO:
Snitch on him and your light will go off.

I really can't say, but it's beginning to seem like they've even found a way to tweak the meter reading. I recently moved to a new place, basic home appliances, but in less than a month, we had spent 29k recharging the meter!!

Me and the other lady tenant dey buy credit every month na only this nigga i dey suspect no dey buy.
Thou i am considering packing out. The man don dey irritate me
Once i do, i snitch on him

Nigerians are generally theives
My landlord with the fact that he has prepaid o, still connected light direct. With Two Splits units this mofo go use all of them till daybreak
What pains me the most about this is that the idiot dey collect pumping water money from me again dey lie say na ontop him meter dey water dey. Meter wey d units no change for days
Any time nepa officials come baba no go gree make dem enter him house o.
Like say make i snitch am sef

Sango pikin

Dude be like please dont lynch me