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PoliticsRe: Bola Adegunloye: Sanwo-Olu Will Betray Tinubu, Leading To Hypertension, Death by Orpe7(m): 9:24am On Mar 18, 2019
If this happens, it wont be new
ALEXANDER the GREAT was betrayed
So baba maychonu
U have been watching too much holloywood movies
CrimeRe: Robber Returns Money After Checking Woman's Bank Balance In China (Video) by Orpe7(m): 9:23am On Mar 18, 2019
If this happen for naija make i bend
Even yahoo robbers wey go clear ur small money wey dey ur acct without mercy
CultureRe: Olori Ajoke, Alaafin Of Oyo's Last Wife, Stuns In New Photos by Orpe7(m): 10:52pm On Mar 17, 2019
U certain na Alaafin dey sama this one so
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Serious Bad Luck Just After Pre-marital Sex? by Orpe7(m): 10:51pm On Mar 17, 2019
When u hand over ur destiny to your village people to play pingpong
CrimeRe: Man Stabbed To Death After Bringing Bottle To Fight Neighbour In Onitsha. Photos by Orpe7(m): 10:01pm On Mar 17, 2019
When u bring the weapon that will be used to kill u
Goat wey dem wan kill way come use petrol rub body
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray Bruce Tweets On Education And Teachers by Orpe7(m): 9:25pm On Mar 17, 2019
Saraki is your friend
Even if both of you arent returning, you both still have some time to pass a bill to that effect
Dont come and be selling us dodo .
CrimeRe: Nigerian man wanted in US on child pornography charges still detained in Canada by Orpe7(m): 9:23pm On Mar 17, 2019
With the years of staying in America and Canada this niggur still looks like an Homoerectus
CrimeRe: Nigerian man wanted in US on child pornography charges still detained in Canada by Orpe7(m): 9:22pm On Mar 17, 2019
Nigerian ke
Dis one wey resemble Aborigine
PoliticsRe: My Supporters Urge Me To Lead Them To APC — Gbenga Daniel by Orpe7(m): 7:21pm On Mar 17, 2019
Scammer aiye
Abiodun be careful of this snake o
Who needs this rat in APC
NOBODY
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Richest Pastors In Africa And Net Worth 2019 by Orpe7(m): 7:20pm On Mar 17, 2019
Amuocha:
Pastor Okotie Chris's Oregun estate is worth more than Tinubu's Ikoyi residence.

Argue with your keyboard now sad
That lush green park enter fashola eye, dem wan collect baba no gree o. If u take a picture in the area them go think say na jand u dey
PoliticsRe: Why I Invaded PDP Secretariat, Chased Chairman, Excos Out Of Office – Adewale by Orpe7(m): 6:28pm On Mar 17, 2019
This guy na thug!
I know his office on John olugbo street ikeja the way this guy dey carry thugs waka eh
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo And Daughter, Priscilla Ajoke Ojo In New Photos by Orpe7(m): 5:14pm On Mar 17, 2019
Dino melaye go soon begin be pipe this girl
Pump her full of semen grin
CrimeRe: Nigerian Sex Workers Fight In Italy Fight Over Train Tickets, One Faints by Orpe7(m): 5:11pm On Mar 17, 2019
Igbo amaka hoeloshos doing ur proud
PoliticsRe: Muric Condemns Christian Terrorism In Newzealand by Orpe7(m): 3:15pm On Mar 17, 2019
Don2428:
Why should CAN condemn what happened out of Nigeria.. You get sense sha??
He guy never said he was a Christian
He could be an atheist for all i care
PoliticsRe: Muric Condemns Christian Terrorism In Newzealand by Orpe7(m): 3:15pm On Mar 17, 2019
Which kain werreey attention seeking man is this mumuric akintola
PoliticsRe: Igbos Are Qualified To Replace Saraki As Senate President - Sen Ngige by Orpe7(m): 3:07pm On Mar 17, 2019
SportsRe: Wayne Rooney Scores First Major League Soccer Hat-Trick (Photos, Video) by Orpe7(m): 1:03pm On Mar 17, 2019
joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?
CR7 THE LONE WOLF "EL LOBO SOLO"
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Constructing 1000MW Plant In Ota by Orpe7(m): 12:10pm On Mar 17, 2019
RCCG CAMP DONE THAT ALREADY
Christianity EtcRe: Is Jesus Christ The Only Way To Heaven? by Orpe7(m): 9:36am On Mar 17, 2019
Yes Yes Yes
CelebritiesRe: Leo Mezie Down With Kidney Failure Again! Chioma Okoye Calls For Help by Orpe7(m): 9:23pm On Mar 16, 2019
Yall should take up HMO and life insurance to save yall from online begging na
EducationRe: University Admission Offer Vs Nigeria Air Force Recruitment Offer by Orpe7(m): 8:13pm On Mar 16, 2019
Air force jare
Them no dey think am na
After uni wey no sure say u go get work
Besides NDA get university courses too that you will be taught
Except say na last recruit u wan take enter o
SportsRe: Alex Iwobi: Why I 'Humiliated' Hamari Traore For Having 'Bad Breath' by Orpe7(m): 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2019
Black on Black crime
Niggar moment
CelebritiesRe: Singer Mr 2kay blasts MC Galaxy after Etinosa went nude on his live feed by Orpe7(m): 6:19pm On Mar 16, 2019
Yeye PR damage control
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Ever Did This It Means life dealt you a bad hand. by Orpe7(m): 6:02pm On Mar 16, 2019
Chai, man has suffered o
Those days
Thank God for change and still breathing to give the thanks
PoliticsRe: Otunba Gbenga Daniel Resigns From PDP, Quits Partisan Politics by Orpe7(m): 1:31pm On Mar 16, 2019
Soon to align with Abiodun Gov elect of Ogun state
PropertiesRe: These Houses In Ebute Metta Are Too Close To Each Other (pictures) by Orpe7(m): 10:43pm On Mar 15, 2019
Better than these ones

RomanceRe: "My Girlfriend Cooked Rice Inside Kettle For Me" - Man Says (Photo) by Orpe7(m): 10:40pm On Mar 15, 2019
What happened to your pots
Either u sef live like a caveman without pots
Or u meased everythin up and she decided not to wash them
RomanceRe: Man Blasts Sexy Slay Queen For Sitting On His Expensive Car by Orpe7(m): 8:14pm On Mar 15, 2019
Drug barons
PropertiesRe: LASTMA Official's Only Son Survives Lagos Building Collapse by Orpe7(m): 8:13pm On Mar 15, 2019
Na to change the pikin name to escapee
PoliticsRe: Saraki’s Sister, Oyinkansola Apologises To Nigerians On Behalf Of Her Brother by Orpe7(m): 8:12pm On Mar 15, 2019
Wat pdp should have done
CrimeRe: Man Rapes His Cousin’s Girlfriend In Delta 3 Times, Threatens Her With Knife by Orpe7(m): 6:38pm On Mar 15, 2019
I sure this mofo no use raincoat
Better go flush ur belle and get tested weeks later
Some animals plenty o

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