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Dewze: I know mtn had this promotional bonus of adding an extra 100mb of data when you subscribe to a 100mb data at N1000, making a total of 200mb e.t.c. Pls i wld like to know if that is still on. Also want to know if it works on a fastlink modem.

Abt the happy hour data plus. Is that still on as well?

Thanks a lot.

Fhemmmy: nice talking to you via text . . .

Fhemmmy: Na you need to gimme green light now and i will run at the speed of light

Fhemmmy: I was born ready for YOU

jennykadry: ^^^^^^Shuushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




buahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha okay coogar come pay for this Latte I almost choked on. Useless eediots born into a useless country. I stumbled upon one thread here in the travel section I think...one NLDER (Pslm 23 if I remember correctly) shipped a brand new Ford focus to Nigeria cos she was visiting December that year, she was involved in an accident at benin and guess what? the airbags did not pop. She investigated and found out that the airbags were missing----STOLEN by your fellow country people .....Go to the custom office in Abuja, thats where they auction cars that were impounded.

That country is useless and will remain useless for a long time cos it has gone bad beyond redemption. Imagine, only the rich enjoy the country cos they can afford to, what about the poor?

I was in Shop rite VI a few weeks ago and just a few shops from the Mr Biggs outlet there is this ice cream shop....I asked for cookies and cream and they told me they had it. Anyways by the time they finished mixing the nonsense and handed me the ice cream, the ice cream looked like poo mixed with mashed scrambled eggs and bacon. My sis was like, "you are not going to taste that are you?" I said why not, abi you want my 1300 naira to waste like that (you know we poor ones have to manage and protect our kobo), I almost spat on myself when I tasted it. I told the girl "I asked for cookies and cream, this isn't cookies and cream is it?" the eediot replied.."I mixed it myself and I know it's cookies and cream"....it doesn't taste like one I told her.... then she said "madam that is cookies and cream abeg, you can see we are busy here and I have other customers to attend to .....Ni bo? untop my cookies and cream?e no go better for devil. I told her to either fix me up with a nice vanilla ice cream or all hell with let loose To cut the long story short I got a nice vanilla icecream in a flake cone but I know I heard one of the workers there say....."All these American people wey no go let person hear word and then he started mimicking my accent....I was embarrassed for them. I know how many times i have had to return things that we bought mistakenly or don't like, yet they accept them with open arms and with smile on their faces....yet one eediot will tell me Nigeria is okay. May devil baptize them with his urine

Bloody lunatics