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Sweetlemon: Lol! Don't worry. It get's up almost everytime we are together. Only thing is he hasn't made use of it on me.

You don't think this is too much information? You telling us that your boyfriends thing is erect whenever you're together isn't too much information?
It wouldn't be if we didn't know you. But we do. That means we would know him too if we see the both of you together.

How does he feel about stories of his erection being on a public forum? Where you are not anonymous? Anybody here can be his family member or friend. Don't u get that.
Don't be hastily typing replies wiv out reasoning.

Sweetlemon: I don't go into details (why should I) Just what I feel I should say. I have told my mum and sisters. But there is something about seeking advice from anonymous people (the mature ones of course) that's why I brought it here.

I might not be mature enough to give advice on a post as unnecessary as this but you should read what I wrote first instead of being so defensive.

You lost the privilege of anonymity when you showed us your pictures! Don't you understand that? Now we know you anywhere we see you we would recognize you.

How do you know the family members you are tryn to impress have not already seen this thread? These details are not many when you are anonymous. But you are not and these details are toooooo many.

You are not faceless anymore don't you understand that?

Don't you understand that I can be anybody? I might be someone you see everyday.

I mite be his sister or his cousin it his friend.
You seem like the type to tell your biz to
the world and it's not a good trait.

We all make the mistake. Instead of you to take correction you are hastily typing replies.

When he finally gets the D feel free to give us details. If you guys dont get married. We all here now know the whole story of your dumping after he got the D.

Get this! We know your face! Ahn ahn.
You are not anonymous anymore. The anonymity here should be a two way thing. You are not anonymous. The advice you are getting are from ppl who know you.

I have one question. How would this guy feel if he knows his business is on nairaland like this? Except he knows already.

Too much of your relationship is on here. Made the mistake once and when I told him he wasn't too pleased. If he is a private person I doubt he would appreciate you taking advice from the public on your relationship.

This thread is unnecessary. Your mum or sisters or close friends could have given u advice. This is unnecessary and seems attention seeking wi you going on and on about his status and family and conversations wi you.

Learn to keep ure life private.

We know what you look like cos we have seen many of your pics and you still come here to give us so many details about ure relationship with this guy.
You don't even know us.
I more be his sister or his cousin or his friend. I think it's too much. If we dont know what you look like its a bit okay. We know your face well. With makeup and without make up. So anywhere we see the both of you we know it's him that you are referring to and you don't know where you would meet someone from here.

Seems very attention seeking to me. Hope it's not the case.
My own two cents.

Everyone keeps directing me to Make me and Bobby's. Isn't there any salon that does short hair on the island. Pls if you know of any drop a comment.

I will beg my husband to eat oh. Men like to be pampered by their wives. Truth.

I would cook his best food and call him ''oko mi" until he smiles and hugs me and eats my food. Because cooking for my husband is a joy am not ready to let go of.

Btw getting my angry husband to eat my food is a sure way to peace and I need peace in my home.

All the while you knew you might not marry the third girl and you allowed her spend on you and waste time you know she regards as precious.

If the first girl loves and respects you she would listen and learn and overcome her immaturity if the love is real and you are both committed to making it work.

If you're not sure you have the time and energy to build the first girl up or if you are not sure of her LOVEand RESPECT for you or COMMITTMENT to make the relationship work from the both of you then the second girl is a safer option.

I don't even know what to say for the third girl except that you were unfair to her.

Bear in mind that no wife or girlfriend is perfect and the best things usually require hard work.

Amen! I pray for a wonderful MIL and the grace to be a deserving DIL.

I hope this wont end in divorce.
Not to be pessimistic and all but I don't agree we humans can love passionately forever.

People are soooooo in love yet after some years they break up or divorce or end up just being together because of the kids.

The couples that break up and divorce didn't they once love like this?

I need to understand this love thing.

Mayb she broke up with you because she realized you were petty.

If you have found someone better and you are hppier without her your mind would be far from her. In fact you would be thankful she broke up wi you because it allowed you find someone else. Instead the only thing you say is that your new gf is prettier.

If she lost someone good, she would regret it by herself now or later. you not have to induce regret. That's the truth from experience. If you have to induce then....................

Her dressing is tooo loud for a funeral.
That elaborate design on the neckline and she still wore a heavy neckpiece. Haba!

I can Neva understand jokes about rape. Distasteful. Only animals wud think rape jokes are funny.

I usually don't comment on religious issues but that example of Jmartins I have to say something.

A pastor prophecied into his life and he went to sing worldly songs with worldly videos of booty shaking.

I like his songs oh but don't tell me it was the pastors prophecy that helped him make money from worldly music.

Ahn Ahn !!!

She probably lied to massage her husbands ego.

Not that lying to one's spouse/husband is good.

chiover: Very soon we go see twins wey dey fucckkk demselves for inside womb.

Why be nasty?

190-the-clown:
Top Eight things you would probably encounter with a Nigerian Girl within the ending of december.

1) All Nigerian Girls я 100% likely 2 go on new weaves
Between now and 30th please place emphasis on a hair stylist saloon close 2 you- you would probably notice a triple amount of Nigerian Girls going to-fix their various hair

2) All Nigerian Girls are 100% most likely 2be seen in various gatherings, beer parlours, clubs and hotel rooms before the-end of the-month, if you doubt me then how about you go out for an evening walk and watch these beautiful creatures in these afformentioned places doing nothing more than chatting the-evening away, drinking beer, liquor or even ogogoro

3) 98% of Nigerian Girls are most likely 2ask their man for xmas shopping for either xmas clothes or new year clothes,mary kay or those ashawo don get uniform outfits

4) 90% of Nigerian Girls are most likely 2break up with you during the-next 25days to-apologize from January 5th that they didn't know what they were doing

5) Most Nigerian Girls are most likely seen patronizing chemist and hospitals over abortion pills and related drugs over the-next 30day period

6) Most Nigerian Girls are likely to-tell you they are going off visiting their uncles in anambra, lagos, abuja or even benue state and during that period they would most likely not be easily reached on phone

7) Most Nigerian girls are expected 2 stylishly tell you that they need 50K to- 100K just to- change their wardrobe and when you stylishly frown at them -expect them to-laugh over it and ignore your calls till 15th January 2013

8 ) You are most likely to-buy heaven and earth for a nigerian girl these festive period but expect nothing more than boxers and singlet from them in return

This post is soooo dumb!

Those that visit Ajah and etc know that alternate routes are just a joke if you want to avoid the frustration of standstill traffic, fuel wastage and if you want to get to work on time. All these make using the toll plaza almost unavoidable.

It's simply wickedness that I would pay tax from my salary and still pay 480 naira errday just to pass a road.

120 naira per vehicle for 30 years is just toooooo much. Haba! If it were 50 naira am sure they would still make their money back over 30 years.

I Get You were only trying to be fair to your ex.
But there is a trend here and its that you don't love like love should be.

You could have done a lot more for your ex. She seems like a reasonable person that would have built with you but instead you wanted sumfn else.

Spoiled brats marry all the time and their spouses are happy with them.

If you really love this girl you would explain how to make good decisions to her. You would teach her and train her to be more prudent and less artificial. You too would accommodate some of her issues. You knew she was a spoiled brat form day 1 and you still stayed.

If she loves you and she is not stubborn she would listen to you and learn.

If you really loved your ex you would have allowed her build with you.
If you love your fiance so much you would teach her what she needs to learn.

She probably doesnt have people around her that see her issues for what they are.

My 2 cents.

Beautiful dress. It looks neater on kim k. Especially comparing the hems of the two and the fitting is perfect on Kim k.

I want this dress so much!

This dress is not nice.

Stupid school. But more importantly stupid parents that pay school fees in a stupid school and stupid students that agree to waste deir lives in a stupid school.

What pains me is not the school rules it's the horrible character of the staff that claim to be Christians. Tu fia kwa!

But if you find yourself there help yourself and family by obeying and finishing as quickly as you can.

I pray to have a loving fiancé and I would lovingly do his house chores and cook for him as his woman because he is my man.
If any fool disrespects a woman's choice to take care of her man that's just sad and unfortunate.

Very selfish man. Have you considered the hurt you would cause because you have to dump one or both girls that you agree are nice girls.

You are considering breaking up wi someone that introduced you formally to her family when she did nothing wrong. Why promise her marriage in the first place?

Why didnt u and ure mum pray during those 7 years. Or even before you went to meet her family formally?

And am sure you have sisters.

Whatever you decide you would break a very nice girl's heart. And prally many more if you decide to dump both and find your eldorado.

Why have two relationships in the first place?

It's ppl like you than end up wi nasty wives because you hurt nice girls and you have no conscience about it.

Do not promise marriage when you are not sure.

If you miss me and still love me why can't we get back?