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GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.

I just pray it's the normal 2500 naira wedding ring..cuz I go kill u

Fedrick100:
Man City to lose today and draw against Arsenal

tomorrow is April 1st 1987..na only u sabi joke

Incomplete journalism.
Help cant come
Wat is even the name of the community's and which lga

So upon all the suffering people go open hand go tie thier destiny..we way nor tie our own the thing dey hand us

ReeLoaDead:
Imagine how much your Man U has spent and forget winning major trophies, they are battling to get into top four!
Pep has the biggest budget but could not win with city yet. He failed at Bayern too.

pep has the biggest budget don become song..yet asenal spent more than him this season..mou in man u was pointing fingers and he spent more u guys are just too funny

ReeLoaDead:
Imagine how much your Man U has spent and forget winning major trophies, they are battling to get into top four!
Pep has the biggest budget but could not win with city yet. He failed at Bayern too.

u complained of budget and I am not a man u fan..we are the citizens

ReeLoaDead:
No was was Kliopp’s UCL win “lucky”. He turned Liverpool’s fortunes around. They have won the league and UCL … very impressive given their budget.

a budget that pays 78m for a goalie and 85m for a centre back how much them take buy the whole of Newcastle last 3 months..

ReeLoaDead:
No was was Kliopp’s UCL win “lucky”. He turned Liverpool’s fortunes around. They have won the league and UCL … very impressive given their budget.

but it's still 1 ucl even if u score 40 in d finals it's still one ucl

ReeLoaDead:
Pep won zero UCLs with Bayern and so far zero with Man City …

so the ucl won in Spain is different from the ucL won by English team..guy abeg waiting u dey smoke..I need am

Starzo:
he has two already

to me di Matteo..klopp are of the same categories..no trophies just one lucky ucl each..while fergie and pep should be rated same..2 ucl..numerous trophies but I will still pick pep over fergie cuz fergie didnt try his hands else where unlike pep but I am not taking anything away from fergie o

phemmyfour:
Which one?

ignore that guy.city and Chelsea play every 2 days then they allow looserpool fix thier own convenient date they are still complaining wonders will nerver end..liechrster that had only 4 first team player against them that had all players complete them still they complain knowing fully well that only thier goalie can buy the entire lichester team..I nor know why the guy they wail o..lichester simply outrun them he should take it like that and stop wailing

MorataFC:
Some of u talk as if football is mathematics, pls remind me the scoreline between man city @ home vs Crystal Palace?

city played with 10men from 35min..and the offense wasnt even a red..we knoW d plans of fa..they allow all big clubs postponed thier games apart from city but pep is a genius

Uzomarrr123:
Coz I never said van dirk won’t make city squad

I can’t be to sure of Fabinho thou

My point is , 5 of Liverpool players that played tonight can’t make Pep’s team

This na pure fact

and liechrster only had 4 first team players that makes d game balance oga

Uzomarrr123:
That is what I’m saying

There’s so much options of good players

If salah and mane fuvk up
Dem nor born us well to replace salah and mane

Coz we not get anybody
But city squad is so good , everyone is fighting for space

those players u are complaining of in liverpool give them to pep and watch how they turn to messi..some of una just they curse manguire..manguire is a very good player under a bad coach..una nor go understand.watch his pairing with stones in the English team..make city buy manguire now them go begin they complain how pep buy the league cuz he go turn am to kompany..oga rest. Did u hear or know of bernadino silver before.foden.xechenco cancelo Ruben feran torez laporte.. una way buy ready made una still dey complain.everyone knew sala In Roma..mana..dirke..fahbiho..kiera etc

Coiner:
This one no even watch the match.
Livescore checkers.

A Leicester team with midfielders, Ndidi and Amartey in defense. Soumare in midfield?

For fvck sake, Leicester had 8 of their first team players missing. If you watched the game you would have heard the commentators mention that several times.

fa even they pet them..they allow them rest every week but when its city turn city must play..we know the plans of FA but it wont work

Uzomarrr123:
You mentioned foden , sterling

Are you kidding me ?

FODEN !

u dont even watch city games..pep nor get ur time..u know when ur mighty sterling play ball last for city. Nor be last month sterling start to play ball..Bleep up first pep go just go put one defender or keeper there.maybe cancelo self

Uzomarrr123:
Zinchenko vs Tsimikas
Laporte vs matip
Gudogan vs Milner

Are you telling me , you will pick a Tsimikas over zinchenko , even thou the zinchenko u mentioned doesn’t even start for city

Zinchenko is so good offensively too

u didnt say laporte vs van dyke or fudosan vs fabiiho..why call city player and compare with liverpool players on bench..when milliner play full game last nor be 5m him dey play oga
.and y didnt u guys buy good players the mkt is open and u guys have money.i nor understand u oga

uunwanaobong3:
Before it was a four horse race........ehhhhh man utd and ronaldo drop out

Later, it became a three horse race........ Ehhhhh Chelsea and lukaku drop out

Just last week it was a two horse race.......ehhhhhh Liverpool and Salah dropped off.

And now, it is a one horse stroll......

U guys never see anything yet,..... Guardiola must stay in EPL and turn a once greatest league into a coconut farmers league.
EPL go tired una.......... EPL trophy is now a toy for mancitys hand ........ And we go win am back to back to back to back till haters repent.... We go win till Bernardo silva and debruyne carry world best/ balloon dor........ Infact mancity go win EPL titles till Salah and klopp run commot for Liverpool...... We go win am till tuchel and jorginho accept that they are average.

I want the owners of city to pay pep 1b dollars for life so that after 80 years we will have 87 EPL.. then pep can go..we will just quickly employ one fluke coach like di Matteo and klopp to give us one ucl.once we get one ucl we will now be the biggest club in d world

Insipidvamp:
Shitty fans should let us hear word with their ranting jare. You lot beat Leeds team Z and Leicester City team C. FA should work out a level playing ground for everybody. When e reach Liverpool's turn to play Leeds, match postponed but they allowed us play a full strength Leicester. Let your Fraudiola win UCL make we see.

Henderson moved for postponement to protect his own players .when a game is moved it's supposed to favour u it enables ur players rest unlike city that has played 6 games in 12 days we know d plans of the English fa but pep is always ahead

Silentgroper:
We won them through pk .. How does that make dem weak. Klopp and his boys must be stupid.

how can the best coach in d world be stupid..its good we leave this local cup for pep and city as this will enable us prepare for the big boys league the ucl

Angelfrost:
Not just quality team... They have a genius coaching them.

Pep would have won EPL easily with this current Man United team (same team Ole fumbled with, and Rangnick is fooling around with currently)!

Pep is the best coach to happen to modern day football in a very long time!!!

them nor they gree o..once coach manages to win one ucl without tactics like di mateo he is better than pep who has 2 ucl very funny set of people my bro

Uzomarrr123:
Henderson
Firmino
Tsimikas
Milner
Matip
Chamberlain

These above players won’t see shirt in man city
Now tell me, how many city players can you sincerely name that can’t fit into Liverpool squad

Even sterling first team shirt isn’t certain at city
City just get quality

zinchenko.. godogan..larportee..old fensndiho won't make liverpool team B bench

Klopp always looks for something to blame maybe a wall or the TV for var..atleast he cant blame CAF this year he already lost the league before CAF started..last year once he loses he blames the injury to van dyke

Reussite:
How Salah lost his incredible form in that City game is unbelievable.
To think this Leceister played just 2 days ago & should have been fatigued coming to this game but they are doing the business.
Liverpool just ruined this night.

as a liverpool fan our players need rest..we play in ucl liechrster plays only EPL farmers league

crazygod:
I hope Klopp knows what he is doing. Subbing Fabinho for Milner.

klopp still remains the best coach in d world oga..we will still win 4 - 1 sala for hatrick bet

Our players need rest o..they look tired

If its mardiguri yes
Borno no

Murphyenemuwe:
You're very sick for calling tuchel lucky coach. Someone made it to the final the previous year before eventually winning it a feat guardiola never achieved. There's no prize for the most stupid comment so I don't know why you're eager to sound stupid.

its still one lucky fluke ucl just like di Matteo.. ranieri.. until he wins it twice like fergie and pep hide yourself in shame and until he turns your mighty EPL to farmers league just like pep and fergie hide yourself in shame..the ucl is just 11 games win 7..u are in the final anybody can do that..just like northimham coach then in d 80s no tactics ..no progress just luck..u cant win ucl and be struggling with Leeds
Watford who does that ..that one na coach

noble2faith:
What do you mean by the bolded?

fluke coaches with only one cups

Pep come and coach eyimba boys o so that Nigeria can win the world cup..since England d9n already win this nxt world cup.thanks pep

Premier league has become farmers league..city give pep 10b as salary for life so that when we have 80 EPL we will quickly employ one fluck coach like di Matteo turchel or klopp to give us one ucl after this fleet we will now be the greatest club that has ever existed in the world..