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Wat is wrong with caf..9th January and liverpool players still dey England.. ban for life loading. Are liverpool players not suppose to arrive camp 3 weeks to the start of the competition..and no one is saying anything..one week to 9th they will start arriving late and they will still want to play what of players who arrived earlier those once go dey bench abi

Oluromantic:
No be who tonto dey claim say na infidel dey in perfect control of his family so? This guy was just a victim of wrong woman circumstance. May focused and honorable men never jam toxic creatures like tonto.

fear women o funny enough nor be one minute man..after taking tramadol u want normal guys like us to knack u for 8 hrs

20000 naira work..guy u funny..comedian go and look gir 1.5m for her and open a shop for her..u will thank me later..Nigerians...a mother working for 20k..my bro make she stay house..I go to the remaining 20k..I think say I wan read better thing self
.get out of here

Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.

My younger brother is always angry, He said he feel cheated all the time. He shouts and talks to me anyhow like I'm his mate.
Honestly speaking, I gave my younger brother more love and respect that he could ever imagine. When he was serving, he would call telling me he need 10k urgently, sometimes 20k, that he will pay back. Immediately I will send it to him and he would never pay back. Same thing he does to my father.
If we ask him what's he using his allawee for?? He would angrily say so is becus we're sending him "chicken change" that's why we're asking jamb questions.

He said we don't regard him, he called my Dad a SIMP, he said my Dad listen more to my big sis and I....but he don't listen to any of his suggestions.

My brother is a 2:1 (second class upper) graduate in economics from UNIBEN. After his Nysc all he does is to sleep and eat. My Dad's good friend told my brother to come to Lagos and resume work with him. He refused. My Dad ask him if he wants to further his education (masters or professional courses)he said no....Okay follow my Dad to his cement shop and help him (my dad even promised to pay him salary) he refused....I overheard him on a call with a friend and i suspect he's now into yahoo yahoo.

Look at what happened. My big sis sent us money yesterday to celebrate this festive period. She said I should give my brother 50k, I should take 80k and give my father the rest (abt 250k). My Dad is always aware of everything.
I even added 20k out of my money and I transferred 70k to my brother, I was left with 60k (becus she also sent me hair and I plan to sell it becus I already had enough). You can imagine this ungrateful idiot started insulting me, that I cheated him. the fool angrily withdrawn the money from his account and SET IT ON FIRE (70k). He called my elder sister and started warning her saying "if he can't receive the money henceforth, she should stop sending him money again that he's the man of the house".
My Dad gave him a resetting, resounding, hot and dirty slaps. He pulled out a knife, deflated my Dad's car tyres and ran away from the house.

Everyone is not happy. I don't want my brother to live a wayward life. He's 24 years old. Please nairalanders Help!

pls before he comes back do a proper check on his room..all the draws luggage.. beneath the rug.etc there must be tramadol and codeine somewhere..if u see any of these pls take him to the nearest psychiatric hos..if u dont ..it may lead to aggressive post partum depression...then later on..insomnia..total loss of sleep..then he jumps into a lagoon.i hope u are not In Lagos he needs treatment.
Be putting chlopromazine and amytryptiline in his tea at night cuz if he knows he will nerver take those drugs.may God ser u tru

thundafire:
Tah all green snakes are dangerous

not all snakes sir..vine snakes are not poisonous..it doesnt spit self..it cant strangulate u..it feeds on insects and leaves that's y its called a vine snake..they are greenish in colour.. the inside mouth is not black.then the shape of thier head is a bit round not flat and pointed like the one op caught..this is a green eastern mamba the most dangerous snake in the world..a single bite has the ability to kill 1000 strong men within 10min

Dmoyes23:
That’s a Green Mamba!!! Highly venomous

how did it get here..we need to be careful o..green eastern mamba nor supose they west Africa at all.and they adapted to our environment
Na wow..very deadly my brother..some Nigerians actually think ones a snake is green it's not poisonous..I just dey laugh..cuz vine snakes green..if u look the belle ..its going to be yellow..them the mouth its will it's a black mamba

momokiddies:
Black mamba are identify by the colour of inside their mouth not body..

that's a green eastern mamba..how d guy take see am..op is not a Nigerian..we dont have it in dis part of Africa.. how them take smuggle am enter niaja.. it's not a vine snake..this one deadly pass black mamba..if u turn the snake upside down the belle is yellowish. Make op rest he nor go fit reach next year no need..he must bite am.thatd the end

Oga dont be deceived o..that's not a vine snake ...to Nigerians all green snakes are vine snakes..that snake is poisonous..by the side the yellowish colour also under it..then the colour of the inner mouth..then the shape of the head..some of us dont know the difference between vine snakes and green eastern mamba..how these creatures take enter Niger.. na wah o..so Nigerians don they do snake trade..it has to be the Chinese.. this snake nor suppose to dey niaja.. and they came and adapted quickly ..oga just rest u nor go do new year.
It is finished..I dont see vine snakes on trees again..waiten happen una don chop them finish

Chiefecho:
Meat and kpormo alone can take up to ₦1000
And that settles it

I tire o.people will just come online and be telling lies..leaving the house alone u done spend 1500 for t fair..then u wan cook pot of soup with 1500 for niaja.. remind her it's not 1999 its 2021 o..and bubu is our president..lies

Chopchopfine:
Oh I forgot to mention that I bought fufu
Fufu N100

abeg where u for buy that meat and kpomo 650..it cant be Benin sha.
Cuz I nor understand again..fufu 100 naira..stop deceiving us..u want to use only one small fufu to eat that plenty soup..na north..I nor understand

adetayoonas:
It's because arsenal are presently playing small or middle teams like Sunderland and Leeds. Let them play Chelsea, man utd, Liverpool, man city, Tottenham and win them. Then I will be convinced they don't need Auba. He is still their best strikers and he has always teach other young players football tactics which has helped them

u dont know wat it is to have a PSG team and have one player that disrupt the dressing room..if u be coach u go prefer to get Norwich players way like themselves maybe u will ask Mourinho sha i dont know

chyzoo4u:
100% correct bro...

The same thing they did to Suarez at Barca, yet the owners have the audacity to cry awool when Messi left.

They didn't know that it's possible Messi left because he felt he may be treated the same way as Suarez.

oga make una dey reason small na..there are rumours of slapping his boss..insult and always returning late to training..when abumeyang start to play ball..I will accept only this from maybe messi and Ronaldo not this kid..I still remember how Mancini shook hand for Balotelli asss..as we speak after city messed Balotelli up his career ended. One of the most intelligent striker in d world. As at then he wore the numb 9 shirt for city and Italy..same with Tevez.. abumeyang na kid na.has Gabon ever played in caf self..even adebayo was not spared. Them they call better people u dey call abumeyang well na asenal sha maybe that's thier level

Shusher:
United has two games in hand same with Spurs. Lol.
That Arsenal postion is a false dawn.

ronaldo do mistake sha..I wanted him to shame messi. Imagine if pep got him and maybe maybe he gets to ucl final..scores thr winner wins all throphy and backs out..internet would have exploded..no need to mention messi.again.going to a club without prospect and ambition was a big let down to me I nearly cried for him but it's too late now..man u have no hope my brother

phemmyfour:
Who will buy a 32 yr old player at that amount....maybe Barca

man u off course those guys they buy anything..provided the name is good.imagine the combination of abumeyang..ronaldo and rashford..how does RAR feel in your ears..or Fernandez maybe RAF

chrisxxx:
Aubameyang used like the typical way employers use employees. That is why there is no sentiment or emotional attachment to anywhere you work.
Once you can cash out do so. Your employer will only retain you when you are at your best. Once there is any shift in your output in the negative he is taking a business decision on you and most often than not against you.

talking from one side of your mouth do u know his offenses..not every coach or employer they take rubbish..if u dont use your worker as scape goat junior workers will start following suit if u try discipline them they say wat of senior A.i am an employer..the rule Is nerver appreciate them in thier presence..if he enter thier head they feel without them the company will fall..my brother no matter wat u know if na me u will be sacked .nobody could talk to messi look at wat he Turner baca to..forget cup it will take baca 40 years to recover from a mess they created by themselves.nonsence kudos to arteta.. na u get asenal ba.
If so how many trophies he don deliver

Where was the car packed..how many years the car take break down

Thandiubani:
Tiwa Savage’s son, Jamil Balogun and Davido’s first daughter, Imade have been spotted on a play date with fans urging their parents to allow them marry in the future.

It is no longer news that Jamil and Imade are very good and close friends.

However, their parents have consolidated the friendship by making it possible for the kids to always interact with each other to build love and friendship.

In the video, the two friends could be seen swimming in a pool together and having their lunch.

Nigerians have applauded the closeness between the two. Some have urged the parents to make sure that the two marry in the future.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/realimadeadeleke/2733884826184487342/

Watch below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dbdfhdp71k

I just pity davido.. if u like nor use your head ..like mother like daughter wat am I even saying davido too nor responsible..if u ask me it's a match..one bad turn deserves another bad turn

Looks more like undertakers with large drums to me

sultry69:
Really,but until you Bleep woman laced with magun and you still stand gidigba.

That's when I go believe you.

abeg if u nor of any one I am interested..I want to see something cuz I hardly believe these things..if u have a relative or anyone pls call me..not your wife o..maybe a cousin or sis..I wan test something. I like learning from experience so that I can start advising others or doing advocate boss I serious o

Starttrap abeg explain this your thunderbolt..which one is thunderbolt again and how is it different from oyingu

depure:
this story is a lie.. it's only the husband that can place the wife in magun

is there anything like mangu.the yoruba have been busted today..in edo once u do traditional marriage she is your property..if u like put mango for another man wife na oluku Express road trailer go kill u..if it were so since I hate the north and west I will just buy 300000 cattles and 500000 goats put magu in all of them and send it to the north and west..u know how many northerners the thing go catch for north

sisisioge:
Lie lie.. the guy probably has some undiagnosed ailments

na thr faithfull wife way marry yoruba mentally unstable man I dey feel for..in 2 sec mob done gather with matches then the woman becomes insane saying she has 10000 boyfriends..she flies at night..she turns into goat and snake..her puns na python just to avoid been lynched..then her family disown her..the children will grow with this lie.she will he hated for life..no one will ever marry her again while the man goes on another ramp banging other bigger assses..so many people don die like this..like the inocent man that Turned a child to yam.
Once one insane person shout mob done gather..u will already be dead if there is a yam close buy..another myth is penis snatching..them nor thieves ur joysticks o...the brain is a funny thing..it happens to me too..ur penis go just be like pin..just leave there dont point fingers..just go abt ur normall duty..before 5 hrs he go turn rod on it's own.. but at that anxious moment when every where is tensed even if them carry u go meet Victoria cake of pornhub u go dey see her as man but before u come back them don put tire for one innocent person body kill am..like I said the human brain is funny ..so funny but it controls everything that happens to u.the irony of life is dat after them kill the man way turn sec sch to yam..in dat full community no secondary sch go talk say thier student lost..no parent go come out say thier pikin lost but the old man don go..police will not make any arrest life goes on..my bro if u are walking be praying o..the person selling groundnut across fit get brain flash look u begin shout say u turn bird turn human beign back..2 sec people don gather just say ur last prayer and prepare to meet ur maker cuz if u nor turn to bird when mob gather bross rest..Africa na jungle who reach house nor know waiting God do for am dat day

abdullahi45:
No, Magun is thunderbolt and I don't think it involves the inability to get out the penis as seen in the case of penis captivus.

which one is thunderbolt una nor go kill person with laff..as in thunder go fire the person in the act..mangu and penis captivus I thought it's when they both get stuck in the act ..inability to remove penis during sex..virgina crips it tightly the more u force it the more u bleed..but ones u become relax..it geos out on it's own once there is no anxiety..if u keep shouting for 3 days u will remain there for 3 days..once native doc come u become relax and it comes out on it's own.. native doctor collects free 30k and his applauded for his heorics..oyinbo they call thier own oyingu.they dont have drugs for it..if they rush u to thier hospital if u keep shouting u dont want to relax..they give u one dose of lagatile once u wake up..they tell both of u to go home..i nor understand this your thunderbolt bros abeg explain this one..na wah o

Na today I know say blacks na animal..so married man go dey knack him wife magu go still catch am..yoruba una funny die..them go still dey shout they have d highest numb of professors. I engaged a professor one day and I was shocked of his level of education..to some of u education is cramming and getting the highest grades ..the lvl of illiteracy in Nigeria can be compared to none my bro forget paper or cert it's more than that

Lies how can it be real..Bill Gates wants to decieve us to take the mark of the beast .nerver again..I stand with conspiracy 5g theory..we blacks will nerver use this nonsense 5g Bill Gates wants to use to control humanity ..note the vacine is the chip..all he needs to do is to connect u to his 5g then he starts telling u wat to do..like married men going on rampant sex with animals snakes dogs this will be too much for God to bear then just like sodom God will end the world. Those that took the vacine will go to hell to rule with demons then those of us dat didnt take the vacine will join the 144000 thousand that will rule heaven.then those that did small bad but did not take the vacine will remain on earth which will now be paradise. In paradise so much love no deaths lions will be mans best friends. Lions will only eat grass like goats..snakes will not have poisons it will be means best pet..then those that died before this happens next year will be resurrected to join us..wahala for who don take vacine which is the mark of the beast..this I have seen..pls nobody should quote me
.I saw it live yesterday in my trans..how we blacks believe these things beats my immagination..see the God of isreal African Christians will be praying to..no need to talk about muslims those once nor be life them come
.

osazsky:
Africans.. if your juju nor get sense I dont know..if na edo..once a man does the tradition things and takes a wife she is your property..if u like go and put 100 mango.her hus go day nack am steady impregnate her born triplet..its the illegal person that put the mango na him go get accident for oluku Express road.the yoruba people and thier gods are d most confused set of people.no wonder we banned oduduwa and gave them wat we dont need.them go begin drag the innocent woman out begin they shout kill kill ..then the woman at the sight of a mob begins to confess..she says yes to everything to avoid public beating forcing her to confess..them go say she dey insane .my brother she they sane o..na who nor go nor know then the foolish yoruba husband will be shouting jesus thank u..thank u..carry the biggest goat for Thanksgiving for celebrating chc..the offsrings are denied motherly love and they hear of the abominable act the mum did years back..the children will hate thier mum even when she dey grave..its a circle and it will continue like this..apart from south south I dont think Nigerians for even get brain..this innocent married woman go soon dey shout say na true..my boyfriend put magu ..whereas she has been faithfull.once the foolish man begin dey cause awareness.then the family of the girl will banish her..yoruba girls they suffer..wat I will do next since i know say west and north like to sex goats and cattle i will buy 20000 cattle..200000 goats put magu on all of them and send all to the north and west..it will definitely catch 89petcent of people there..no need to talk abt the yeast all those once na animals too...its called Penis captivus..there is no treatment for it all u need to do is calm down instead of shouting.. within 5 min once u are relaxed it comes out on its own but my people will be shouting for 7hrs..if you shout for 24 hrs u will remain there for 24 hrs..then once a native doc comes they become relaxed then within 5min they are out..native doc way nor do anything go come dey foam oga they collect free money..then some call thier ex..or husband to confess then they become relax since they have been busted it comes out on it's own.. then the hus go they foam oga come out with leave way nor get use..it happens too in America every day..oyinbo they call thier own oyingu

FuckYouPorn:
next time learn to read well.
Na the man legal wife.
Na illegal boyfriend con put magun

Africans.. if your juju nor get sense I dont know..if na edo..once a man does the tradition things and takes a wife she is your property..if u like go and put 100 mango.her hus go day nack am steady impregnate her born triplet..its the illegal person that put the mango na him go get accident for oluku Express road.the yoruba people and thier gods are d most confused set of people.no wonder we banned oduduwa and gave them wat we dont need.them go begin drag the innocent woman out begin they shout kill kill ..then the woman at the sight of a mob begins to confess..she says yes to everything to avoid public beating forcing her to confess..them go say she dey insane .my brother she they sane o..na who nor go nor know then the foolish yoruba husband will be shouting jesus thank u..thank u..carry the biggest goat for Thanksgiving for cele chc..the offsrings are denied motherly love and they hear of the abominable act the mum did years back..the children will hate thier mum even when she dey grave..its a circle and it will continue like this..apart from south south I dont think Nigerians for even get brain..this innocent married woman go soon dey shout say na true..my boyfriend put magu ..whereas she has been faithfull.once the foolish man begin dey cause awareness.then the family of the girl will banish her..yoruba girls they suffer..wat I will do next since i know say west and north like to sex goats and cattle i will buy 20000 cattle..200000 goats put magu on all of them and send all to the north and west..it will definitely catch 89petcent of people there..no need to talk abt the yeast all those once na animals too...its called Penis captivus..there is no treatment for it all u need to do is calm down instead of shouting.. within 5 min once u are relaxed it comes out on its own but my people will be shouting for 7hrs..if you shout for 24 hrs u will remain there for 24 hrs..then once a native doc comes they become relaxed then within 5min they are out..native doc way nor do anything go come dey foam oga they collect free money..then some call thier ex..or husband to confess then they become relax since they have been busted it comes out on it's own.. then the hus go they foam oga come out with leave way nor get use..it happens too in America every day..oyinbo they call thier own oyingu

socialmediaman:
Penis captivus is very rare but sh** happens.

I tire o..which one is magus again..Africans na wah o.it happens to whites too..waiting oyinbo g0 come call thier oyagu

Timoleon:
Has guardiola ever won over 38games in a a league season? See your bolder below.

nope but he dey do unbeaten run

Liverpool go still loose..na cup competition na..anything happens..my own is dat I want to enjoy nations cup next 2 weeks in Cameroon. I fit travel go Cameroon self..I need watch am life..thank u..CAF..u are the best..Etihad loves u

helinues:
Keita actually make the difference in the Liverpool team in second half

when nations cup start my brother he go bad o.i still remember how man u always took advantage of yaya absence.. then the completion was always between man u and man city..he go red o

TeddyJammy:
@Mod oya update

y u dey shout update for this local cup..klopp aims and aspiration should be the ucl every year..not the EPL nor fa cup..nor efl..these are stupid cups now just concentrate on the ucl oga

After 5 years pep done leave efl for una..but I pray asenal gets it..cuz he don tey ..does asenal still have fans self