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Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by Lexusgs430: 1:33am On Dec 23, 2021
When did MAGUN, become an infection......... cheesy
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by planetx: 3:01am On Dec 23, 2021
As the man was banging from the back wink
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by Lugianostar(m): 3:11am On Dec 23, 2021
Some married men are just as loose as peanut causing marrital extended havoc
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by ouvredeparis: 3:16am On Dec 23, 2021
chariisGRACE:
grin

Penis Captivus and Magun are the same. Just that, na person dey keep Magun for another.

He was not stuck with her... He convulsed instead.... Magun na different types.... Some go catch you and you no go know... Na until you drink water or you jump gutter na him you go collapse... And people around fit no suspect wetin dey sup...

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Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by FuckYouPorn: 3:17am On Dec 23, 2021
Solutionmaster2:
Nawao, make una leave married women una no dey hear.
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next time learn to read well.
Na the man legal wife.
Na illegal boyfriend con put magun
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by FuckYouPorn: 3:18am On Dec 23, 2021
elhafeez:
Magun no dey work on dogggy abi. Thank you for the info.
Don't try this at home bro

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Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by osazsky(m): 3:40am On Dec 23, 2021
socialmediaman:
Penis captivus is very rare but sh** happens.
I tire o..which one is magus again..Africans na wah o.it happens to whites too..waiting oyinbo g0 come call thier oyagu
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by phemmyfour: 3:48am On Dec 23, 2021
socialmediaman:
Penis captivus is very rare but sh** happens.
This is not penis captivus, the man was convulsing, he wasn't stuck

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Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by ReeLoaDead(m): 3:56am On Dec 23, 2021
The only thing that sweet me in this nonsense fake story is the “banging from the back”
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by ReeLoaDead(m): 3:57am On Dec 23, 2021
Instead of paying for magun nonsense, the boyfriend should have paid for magun to get the winning lottery numbers grin

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Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by osazsky(m): 4:22am On Dec 23, 2021
osazsky:
Africans.. if your juju nor get sense I dont know..if na edo..once a man does the tradition things and takes a wife she is your property..if u like go and put 100 mango.her hus go day nack am steady impregnate her born triplet..its the illegal person that put the mango na him go get accident for oluku Express road.the yoruba people and thier gods are d most confused set of people.no wonder we banned oduduwa and gave them wat we dont need.them go begin drag the innocent woman out begin they shout kill kill ..then the woman at the sight of a mob begins to confess..she says yes to everything to avoid public beating forcing her to confess..them go say she dey insane .my brother she they sane o..na who nor go nor know then the foolish yoruba husband will be shouting jesus thank u..thank u..carry the biggest goat for Thanksgiving for celebrating chc..the offsrings are denied motherly love and they hear of the abominable act the mum did years back..the children will hate thier mum even when she dey grave..its a circle and it will continue like this..apart from south south I dont think Nigerians for even get brain..this innocent married woman go soon dey shout say na true..my boyfriend put magu ..whereas she has been faithfull.once the foolish man begin dey cause awareness.then the family of the girl will banish her..yoruba girls they suffer..wat I will do next since i know say west and north like to sex goats and cattle i will buy 20000 cattle..200000 goats put magu on all of them and send all to the north and west..it will definitely catch 89petcent of people there..no need to talk abt the yeast all those once na animals too...its called Penis captivus..there is no treatment for it all u need to do is calm down instead of shouting.. within 5 min once u are relaxed it comes out on its own but my people will be shouting for 7hrs..if you shout for 24 hrs u will remain there for 24 hrs..then once a native doc comes they become relaxed then within 5min they are out..native doc way nor do anything go come dey foam oga they collect free money..then some call thier ex..or husband to confess then they become relax since they have been busted it comes out on it's own.. then the hus go they foam oga come out with leave way nor get use..it happens too in America every day..oyinbo they call thier own oyingu
FuckYouPorn:
next time learn to read well.
Na the man legal wife.
Na illegal boyfriend con put magun
Africans.. if your juju nor get sense I dont know..if na edo..once a man does the tradition things and takes a wife she is your property..if u like go and put 100 mango.her hus go day nack am steady impregnate her born triplet..its the illegal person that put the mango na him go get accident for oluku Express road.the yoruba people and thier gods are d most confused set of people.no wonder we banned oduduwa and gave them wat we dont need.them go begin drag the innocent woman out begin they shout kill kill ..then the woman at the sight of a mob begins to confess..she says yes to everything to avoid public beating forcing her to confess..them go say she dey insane .my brother she they sane o..na who nor go nor know then the foolish yoruba husband will be shouting jesus thank u..thank u..carry the biggest goat for Thanksgiving for cele chc..the offsrings are denied motherly love and they hear of the abominable act the mum did years back..the children will hate thier mum even when she dey grave..its a circle and it will continue like this..apart from south south I dont think Nigerians for even get brain..this innocent married woman go soon dey shout say na true..my boyfriend put magu ..whereas she has been faithfull.once the foolish man begin dey cause awareness.then the family of the girl will banish her..yoruba girls they suffer..wat I will do next since i know say west and north like to sex goats and cattle i will buy 20000 cattle..200000 goats put magu on all of them and send all to the north and west..it will definitely catch 89petcent of people there..no need to talk abt the yeast all those once na animals too...its called Penis captivus..there is no treatment for it all u need to do is calm down instead of shouting.. within 5 min once u are relaxed it comes out on its own but my people will be shouting for 7hrs..if you shout for 24 hrs u will remain there for 24 hrs..then once a native doc comes they become relaxed then within 5min they are out..native doc way nor do anything go come dey foam oga they collect free money..then some call thier ex..or husband to confess then they become relax since they have been busted it comes out on it's own.. then the hus go they foam oga come out with leave way nor get use..it happens too in America every day..oyinbo they call thier own oyingu

Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by osazsky(m): 4:42am On Dec 23, 2021
Na today I know say blacks na animal..so married man go dey knack him wife magu go still catch am..yoruba una funny die..them go still dey shout they have d highest numb of professors. I engaged a professor one day and I was shocked of his level of education..to some of u education is cramming and getting the highest grades ..the lvl of illiteracy in Nigeria can be compared to none my bro forget paper or cert it's more than that
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by goodheart01: 5:02am On Dec 23, 2021
This is a clear case of "Even your boo get a boo"

Doggystle been saving men's lives since 15BC

But the married woman must have a great ass and good pussy for the man to demand for doggystyle and her boyfriend to get so jealous to that extent.
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by abdullahi45: 5:20am On Dec 23, 2021
chariisGRACE:
grin

Penis Captivus and Magun are the same. Just that, na person dey keep Magun for another.

No, Magun is thunderbolt and I don't think it involves the inability to get out the penis as seen in the case of penis captivus.
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by osazsky(m): 5:43am On Dec 23, 2021
abdullahi45:


No, Magun is thunderbolt and I don't think it involves the inability to get out the penis as seen in the case of penis captivus.
which one is thunderbolt una nor go kill person with laff..as in thunder go fire the person in the act..mangu and penis captivus I thought it's when they both get stuck in the act ..inability to remove penis during sex..virgina crips it tightly the more u force it the more u bleed..but ones u become relax..it geos out on it's own once there is no anxiety..if u keep shouting for 3 days u will remain there for 3 days..once native doc come u become relax and it comes out on it's own.. native doctor collects free 30k and his applauded for his heorics..oyinbo they call thier own oyingu.they dont have drugs for it..if they rush u to thier hospital if u keep shouting u dont want to relax..they give u one dose of lagatile once u wake up..they tell both of u to go home..i nor understand this your thunderbolt bros abeg explain this one..na wah o
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by sisisioge: 5:49am On Dec 23, 2021
Lie lie.. the guy probably has some undiagnosed ailments grin
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by brainhgeek(m): 5:56am On Dec 23, 2021
chariisGRACE:
grin

Penis Captivus and Magun are the same. Just that, na person dey keep Magun for another.

...Yes, women with vaginismus are quick to experience penis captivus during sex but, controlled administration of oxytocin injection will set the captive free
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by osazsky(m): 6:01am On Dec 23, 2021
sisisioge:
Lie lie.. the guy probably has some undiagnosed ailments grin
na thr faithfull wife way marry yoruba mentally unstable man I dey feel for..in 2 sec mob done gather with matches then the woman becomes insane saying she has 10000 boyfriends..she flies at night..she turns into goat and snake..her puns na python just to avoid been lynched..then her family disown her..the children will grow with this lie.she will he hated for life..no one will ever marry her again while the man goes on another ramp banging other bigger assses..so many people don die like this..like the inocent man that Turned a child to yam.
Once one insane person shout mob done gather..u will already be dead if there is a yam close buy..another myth is penis snatching..them nor thieves ur joysticks o...the brain is a funny thing..it happens to me too..ur penis go just be like pin..just leave there dont point fingers..just go abt ur normall duty..before 5 hrs he go turn rod on it's own.. but at that anxious moment when every where is tensed even if them carry u go meet Victoria cake of pornhub u go dey see her as man but before u come back them don put tire for one innocent person body kill am..like I said the human brain is funny ..so funny but it controls everything that happens to u.the irony of life is dat after them kill the man way turn sec sch to yam..in dat full community no secondary sch go talk say thier student lost..no parent go come out say thier pikin lost but the old man don go..police will not make any arrest life goes on..my bro if u are walking be praying o..the person selling groundnut across fit get brain flash look u begin shout say u turn bird turn human beign back..2 sec people don gather just say ur last prayer and prepare to meet ur maker cuz if u nor turn to bird when mob gather bross rest..Africa na jungle who reach house nor know waiting God do for am dat day

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Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by depure(m): 6:12am On Dec 23, 2021
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by Startrap: 6:14am On Dec 23, 2021
In the dictionary abi? What of thunderbolt? Omode o mo Ogun o n pe lefo
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Magun nor dey exist

Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by osazsky(m): 6:17am On Dec 23, 2021
depure:
this story is a lie.. it's only the husband that can place the wife in magun
is there anything like mangu.the yoruba have been busted today..in edo once u do traditional marriage she is your property..if u like put mango for another man wife na oluku Express road trailer go kill u..if it were so since I hate the north and west I will just buy 300000 cattles and 500000 goats put magu in all of them and send it to the north and west..u know how many northerners the thing go catch for north
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by osazsky(m): 6:19am On Dec 23, 2021
Starttrap abeg explain this your thunderbolt..which one is thunderbolt again and how is it different from oyingu
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by sultry69(m): 6:22am On Dec 23, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Magun nor dey exist
Really,but until you Bleep woman laced with magun and you still stand gidigba.

That's when I go believe you.
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by osazsky(m): 6:30am On Dec 23, 2021
sultry69:
Really,but until you Bleep woman laced with magun and you still stand gidigba.

That's when I go believe you.
abeg if u nor of any one I am interested..I want to see something cuz I hardly believe these things..if u have a relative or anyone pls call me..not your wife o..maybe a cousin or sis..I wan test something. I like learning from experience so that I can start advising others or doing advocate boss I serious o
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by Desusi: 6:31am On Dec 23, 2021
Continue..........Eti ti kii gboro, a maaa n gee mo ori nii.So continue.
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by MrNipplesLover(m): 6:33am On Dec 23, 2021
NOTE;

It would have been disastrous if he did missionary... But he banged from the back (doggy style). cool

This is a very good clue if we want to fvck another guy's babe...

Doggy all the way. smiley
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by Enny2013(f): 7:04am On Dec 23, 2021
I trust IYAGBA pple..
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by Nobody: 7:07am On Dec 23, 2021
socialmediaman:
Penis captivus is very rare but sh** happens.

The said man was convulsing. Read first. Not that he can't withdraw. Do you people read at all?
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by Nobody: 7:12am On Dec 23, 2021
osazsky:
Na today I know say blacks na animal..so married man go dey knack him wife magu go still catch am..yoruba una funny die..them go still dey shout they have d highest numb of professors. I engaged a professor one day and I was shocked of his level of education..to some of u education is cramming and getting the highest grades ..the lvl of illiteracy in Nigeria can be compared to none my bro forget paper or cert it's more than that


Wow! Your delusion irredeemable. You are completely daft. What is the correlation here? So shocking
Re: Married Man Escapes Death After Sex With Magun-laced Lover by Paulo3ree(m): 7:15am On Dec 23, 2021
MarveworldG:
Having kids and your head is not thinking about how you can give them a better future

Make devil no see us should be the prayer
Some things are influenced ..... ..
Please understand

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