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izzou:
And this is the Liverpool Manchester United are belittling?

Funny people

Seun, Abeg do something about all these Fixed games scammers. Person no fit open thread without seeing all these rubbish

Abeg

liverpool has always been like that,they become chikens once they step thier foot at oldtrashford,didnt you c how they escsped when they played crystal palace and minner was given a red card,they had all the opportunity to trash liechester when city lost to newcastle,they would have since won d league,y i like liverpool is that when u expect them to wrap things up they become chickens,take thi statement anywhere even outside planet earth liverspoil can never win d red devils at oldtrashford, i can conviniently place my bet on this ,nor b liverpool way we know,see kloop and his guys trying to tow the priemier league since 1989

Pls lets exit d champions league just the way we exited d fa cup and carling cup so that we can concentrate on d premier league ,this is a distraction d priemier league is our taget,you will nerver die alone

Hope una see sane countries? Una see any dead body for ground unlike d zoo dat once someone dies na to snap upload.no respect for d dead,no respect for thier family,spits

Bens425:
[color=#990000][/color]see below

y are u guys heartless ,u want to still scam poor nigerians, anybody that falls for all this edited stuff is a fool,i can do a better job,d blacks are not our enemies its d white pm me make i teach u work mumu

This thing weak me,make them just use nigeria play 2 odds on bet9ja

I blame her family and peers,after all this threat nothing was done to prevent it,she must have been depressed after d death of her sis,instead of d family to take her to d hos and administer amytryptyline,form clusters around her,invit her friends to fee free and spend d night at her house may be with d process of time she would have gone tru this,

I know dat place,3rd cementry jncth,urubi before 5 junctjn

And how has buhari helped daura,i have been thier that place lookslike a slum,they leave in adject proverty but keep shouting sia baba

TheMoniker:

I totally disagree with his teachings but hey! He made those up on their toes.
That guy that needed money to treat his child, if not for him he might not get help anywhere and out “pastors” and “g.o’s” will turn deaf hear.
Let me tell this little story of mine.
I was depressed and wanted to commit suicide early last year, before I do this let me write to churches, especially branches of my then church (RCCG).
I sent over 50 emails to different branches both in Nigeria, USA and Canada and even the headquarters (Redemption camp), all over 50 e-mails got delivered and I didn’t get response from none and I mean none o.
“ They get a lot of emails soliciting for money” I know this bullshit which made me follow up with calls but once they hear it’s not donation, they’ll hang up. I even asked they are willing to employ me cos I’m a graduate with good grade but na lie.
That made me believe they are business ventures and never about no one’s well-being.

bros but y didnt u run to d mosque for help,everybody wants to work with pst chris,oyedepo and adeboye,is it cuz d environment is conducieve with ac and plasma tv in various offices,u dont want to sit on d floor and work ,u wan enjoy ac,a mosque will gladly accept u,we are peace loving people,we pay our workers well

Ur master buhari has been in power since 1978 and he cant boost of a single block of classroom in his village,it was jeg thag saved them by building 3 almajiri schs for them but they still betrayed him they prefer illitracy.c pot calling kettle black it will nerver b well with our politicians amen

This guy looks single but if u are married and u are impotent looking for someone to impregnate ur wife,pls give me a call,i will go 4rounds na twins she go give u,but we must sign a contract,that no one will know of this,u will take care of them till they get to d age of marriage,then on d marraige they i go show

Jaqenhghar:
Bros you dey vex sha

yes o ,all anthiest evolution will not end in thier time ,they will witness their wives give birth to aliens since aliens are ahead of us here on earth,na premature dem go born,these premature babies will not need incubators to survive,thier body will adapt naturally but they will be very sharp and intelligent,amen

osazsky:
Some nigerians are funny,they criticize christainty, they prefer d relegion of destruction and the one dat promises 7 virgins and 40 pro boys in the after life,this one that supports terrorism or the one dat pays tithe which is better,but freeza has never been bold to condemn imans for not educating thier terrorist bro to desist from such babaric act ,but onece he hears a pst name he gets an erection,he expect pastors to tarr roads,provide electricity,jobs and security for all citizens without holding dis govt accountable,but he doesnt know that tithe is not compulsary but tax is.my question is what is happening to our tax not tithe ,and some foollish nairalanders will criticize both relegion claiming am an anthiest,they believe in d theory of evolution,that thier great grand parents,grand parents were apes,monkeys and babbons but in the process of time they were fortunate to be humans but thier grand parents werent,my prayer for this set of people on nairaland is that they will be the once to continue this evolution theory they will give birth to premature alien looking babies ,cuz i heard that aliens are 10000 years ahead of us,then thier premature babies will grow as aliens ,get married and give birth to zombies and vampires,those who believe this pls this is my prayer for u,evolution will not end in your time amen,they also said the earth was created from an explosion,this peole funny die but na islam funny pass .no wonder they are eager to die.just cuz of virgins nd bro boys kia c enjoyment,freeze is either a muslim or an anthiest,any category he falls into good for him,whats my own self spits.walks out of thread

amen

Some nigerians are funny,they criticize christainty, they prefer d relegion of destruction and the one dat promises 7 virgins and 40 pro boys in the after life,this one that supports terrorism or the one dat pays tithe which is better,but freeza has never been bold to condemn imans for not educating thier terrorist bro to desist from such babaric act ,but onece he hears a pst name he gets an erection,he expect pastors to tarr roads,provide electricity,jobs and security for all citizens without holding dis govt accountable,but he doesnt know that tithe is not compulsary but tax is.my question is what is happening to our tax not tithe ,and some foollish nairalanders will criticize both relegion claiming am an anthiest,they believe in d theory of evolution,that thier great grand parents,grand parents were apes,monkeys and babbons but in the process of time they were fortunate to be humans but thier grand parents werent,my prayer for this set of people on nairaland is that they will be the once to continue this evolution theory they will give birth to premature alien looking babies ,cuz i heard that aliens are 10000 years ahead of us,then thier premature babies will grow as aliens ,get married and give birth to zombies and vampires,those who believe this pls this is my prayer for u,evolution will not end in your time amen,they also said the earth was created from an explosion,this peole funny die but na islam funny pass .no wonder they are eager to die.just cuz of virgins nd bro boys kia c enjoyment,freeze is either a muslim or an anthiest,any category he falls into good for him,whats my own self spits.walks out of thread

DlawTECHY:
Mowslem

they say they are tolorent and friendly but before u make a coment on a muslim thread on all furums around d world u must swear an oath and accept islam but they run to christain thread free of charge we nor even dey send them

DlawTECHY:
Mowslem

abeg ignore him,i know how to deal with muslims on public forum,he just made a figure of speach irony

Forreellinc:
Sorry didn't read your post buh I've been watching the Christian Broadcast Network and I just found out that God forgives scammers too so tell your benin thief pastor to give his life to Christ and stop scamming in his name

pls accept that u are a muslim cuz if u dont dat means u are an atheist who believes in the theory of evolution,if u are then dat means ur great grand parents were monkeys,apes and babooons but u were fortunate to b a human cuz u have evoved but i will want d evolution to continue i pray d evolution starts from ur child,who knows u could give birth to a premature alien looking creature ,i heard dat aliens are 10000 year ahead of us,my prayer for u is dat u will b d first on earth to continue d evolution process

Forreellinc:
Sorry didn't read your post buh I've been watching the Christian Broadcast Network and I just found out that God forgives scammers too so tell your benin thief pastor to give his life to Christ and stop scamming in his name

or when ur imans were teaching u and freeza on 7 virgins in d afterlife and 40 bro boys ,did i complain y then are u complaining abt our tithe

Forreellinc:
Sorry didn't read your post buh I've been watching the Christian Broadcast Network and I just found out that God forgives scammers too so tell your benin thief pastor to give his life to Christ and stop scamming in his name

how does that affect me ,i havnt gained anything from ur father,i havnt learnt anything from all ur stupid imans,and i havnt gained anything frm ur stupid govt,i have gained alot from chris and papa idahosa,if u dont like were d project is situated tell ur brothers to come and bomb it cuz dat only what ur religion accepts,a relegion based on destruction and murder,a relegion dat is against education of a female child,but d bombs ur brothers are using was discovered by a female scientist see fools evergwhere,i will continue to pay my tithe and i wilk nerver pay my tax cuz it will b looted ,recovered by d next govt and relooted again,i want paying of tithe to pain u and daddy freeeza,is it ur money ,go and work ur own and use it to buy bombs,northeners u guys are d ptoblem of this country,just go away with ur hausa yam ,cows and fura dey nunu,leave our oil for us o,where is kanu

Forreellinc:
Your pastor is a thief and he is putting his stolen money in the wrong charity if you like type novel it won't change that



I didn't even read it sef

didnt read urs as well oya go to biu and move d building to ur village sch ekpomo or dont u watch nat geo on sat ,d whites actually know how to move structures what is stopping u from doing so

Platony:
Just imagine"LIFELESS" in this same outfit.

"President Buhari" cannot even carry one bag of pure water talk more of using d gym.

point of correction bubu cant lift a sachet of pure water not bag,this guy is lifeless,nigerians are fools f.from his campaings he keep disgracing himself i.i feel he is retarted,i can bet 100k bubu cant defeat my 4 year old daughther in a quiz competition provided osibanjo is not seated close to him not even in mathematic,how can someone who doesnt know is left from his right rule a coutry ,thats y i like america ,before u become a president u must pass the IQ test and must be able to take decisions under presure cuz lifes may b lost if u mess up

Forreellinc:
eyah bros don tire, what else can I expect from one of the blind BLW sheep?

and what have ur pastor,imman dad contributed to d society,can ur dad or pastor boast of contructing a public toilet in his village without collecting cash from villagers before they used it.give honour to who honour is due,pst chris has done well,i ment on muslim fool who said pastor chris didnt tarre d road leading to a village in kogo or so and he has a private jet and a church there,dis muslim idiot and dady freeze na the same,they dont want chcs to collect tithe and those who manage to collect tithe must use it to contruct roads.hold ur government accontable ,tax is compulsary tight isnt,and moreover chris gained alot from papa idahosa including oyedepo now tell me what d fg has done for pst chris dat will make him return d gesture,or what has obaseki and oshio done for him so after u claimed dat is chc is in a govt land and u destroyed his chc dont expect him to come and build a faculty for u so that d govt can continue to extort students for themselves atleast the monies gotten from dis project would be put back into d arm of d church which is chc of god mission and by this d gospel will b propergated,pst chris and biu are in d biz of evangelism so they have something in common pls dont asociate pastor chris with buhari they have nothing in common apart from that both of them are humans,get ur fact right,y cant imans do coporate social responsibilitys y must it have to b only pst and they are d most critized,freeze prik nor go stand now o

Forreellinc:
uniben and ekpoma dey there, na private university you dey build science block for

if pst chris gives uniben vc or ekpoma vc 1b to build a faculty,this is what they will build,nor b public schs way i know......nothing

Forreellinc:
uniben and ekpoma dey there, na private university you dey build science block for

if pst chris gives uniben vc or ekpoma vc 1b to build a faculty,this is what they will build,nor b public schs way i know

Kia liverpool fans right now Trying to tow d epl since 1989

engees001:
If only u can make it down to the EAST..i will help u with an effective herbal drug.
N.B.its not free but u can pay half and after treatment.

scammers everywhere nigerians are very wicked

taf4u4me:
boss plz drop your no here so that we can benefit... plz save a brother

hd guy na scam,i have used hisdrugs before,pls dont waste ur money

Benda60700:
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scam,u guys never get tired,poor hustling nigerians are not our enemies the whites are our enemies,drop ur contact ,give me 5k make i teach u better work,provided u have a pc and a modern

UFOdioh:
Very useless people bring your father that is above 70years to face crowd let us compare him with buhari. Notice to all wailers buhari or death .

buhari is not 70,he was 42 when he became a minister in 1979,buhari is d greatest scam that has happened in nig,he should b thinking of d afterlife not politics

Teeisaac:
Nobody is above mistake

u call what has hapened more than 1000times mistake? This guy is retarted jare

Effiongdbest:
Buhari is just a disgrace to the North. If you look at Buhari you will think all Northerners are illiterates not knowing they have someone like the emir of Kano in the person of Sanusi Lamido who is a great intelligentsia.

before unko,the average northerner is an illitrate, upon d numb of almajiri sch gej built for them they still escape during scg hrs to go Nd beg