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Two old ladies are outside their nursing homes, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

MAUDE: What in the heck is that?

MABEL: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn?t get wet.

MAUDE: Where did you get it?

MABEL: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

?Doesn?t matter, Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.?

The pharmacist fainted.

Thats the true definition of a beautiful beast.

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There are two rules:
1. never have an office relationship (the end result is always sour), before long she'll see herself as ur second wife sorry office wife and she starts making demands on ur time (everybody wants attention) which can't always fulfill and as such one day kasala go burst. And trust me whether u like it or not it will have an effect on both of u's output at work. Its easier if both of you are married cos u both have something to lose but in a case where one is not married the other person is putting so much at stake because the unmarried one has got nothing to lose, the moment u want to back out n she still interested trouble go start o and whether u like am or not kasala must burst.
2. always obey the first rule.

I actually av two pet names for my woman i either call her 'erelu' or 'toi' depending on my mood and she calls me 'sweet' or 'boi'

GTB pays contract staff recruited through I.C.T.S.L N45k for new entrants, I got a friend with them who's done about a year and a half with them and he earns about N68k now. I also know as a matter of fact that management trainee in multinational manufacturing companies i.e. Diageo which is guinness in Nigeria, British American Tobacco, Heineken which is Nigerian Breweries earns between 150k and 200k minimum, some management trainee in BAT earn as much as 300k gross when you take out tax you go home with about N225k monthly.

So you love left you for someone else! so what? One thing I learnt in life is whatever you can't change just forget it. Why would you want to spend a good chunk of your life feeling bad about something that does not deserve you. You gave her the best yo think you can give and she still treated you that way y then do you have to lose sleep. Bros abeg sleep well so your will be clear enough to see the several other better girls that will walk past you. There is absolutely no sense loving someone who doesn't love you. Some quotes I got used to growing up:

1. Women are like shadows,
if you run after them,
they'll run away from you
when you turn back from them
they'll run after you.

2. To love is nothing
to be loved is something
to love and be loved is everything

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first time 'm posting something (i read all the time). it's a pretty good idea but one thing no one's talked about is the logistics (dough), is it that someone's financing it or guys are contributing. If everyone's contributing then ow do u coordinate that e.t.c[color=#990000][/color]